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[Flaming Insignias]

There was that powerlifter, Laurel Hubbard I think? But I'm pretty sure he came out of retirement to compete as a woman and the whole reason he retired was because he fucking sucked at powerlifting.

There were rumours he deliberately threw his shot at the Olympics to try and prove transwomen have no advantage, but I prefer the Occam's Razor explanation of him just being dogshit at lifting.

I'm actually not convinced that China and previously the Soviet Bloc aren't sending their own troons/crossdressers to these events to ensure they get that gold. At the very least, the women almost always look like they've been juiced far beyond any acceptable limit

 

[GunCar Gary]

I'm pretty sure he came out of retirement to compete as a woman and the whole reason he retired was because he fucking sucked at powerlifting.

i think it's worth noting that he is over a decade older than the oldest actual woman in the olympic event he competed at (ages below are based on today's date, not 2020)

https://olympics.com/en/olympic-games/tokyo-2020/results/weightlifting/women-s-over-87kg

• Li Wenwen - 23
• Emily Campbell - 29
• Sarah Robles - 34
• Lee Seon-mi - 22
• Nurul Akmal - 30
• Charisma Amoe-Tarrant - 24
• Veronica Saladin - 31
• Kuinini Juanita Mechteld Manumua - 22
• Eyurkenia Duverger Pileta - 23
• Sarah Fischer - 22
• Anna Marie-Julienne A Vanbellinghen - 29
• Scarleth Ucelo Marroquin - 23
• Bilegsaikhan Erdenebat - 24
• Laurel Hubbard - 45

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'm actually not convinced that China and previously the Soviet Bloc aren't sending their own troons/crossdressers to these events to ensure they get that gold. At the very least, the women almost always look like they've been juiced far beyond any acceptable limit

Remember the 1984 East German Womens Olympic Shotput team?
They were juiced out of their fucking gourds, they looked like dudes, I wouldnt be surprised if they snuck a couple of guys in, you'd have never noticed.

 

[Syikeblade]

Ftm's biology gets in the way of her relationship

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/14f4rys/my_partner_admitted_she_wishes_i_had_a_penis_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

 

[Got Milk!]

Ftm's biology gets in the way of her relationship

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/14f4rys/my_partner_admitted_she_wishes_i_had_a_penis_and/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Archive or it didn't happen, fren.

Also screenshots:


One of the top comments. Nice twofer:



Talking about his (I think) mtf partner:

"I didn't want to change her, or wish she had a vagina or sexy body or whatever "


I know you have nothing resembling anything like a woman but I guess I love you or whatever. You ugly, vagina less bitch fag person.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

wish she had a vagina or sexy body or whatever

The great poet Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar Cephus, also known as Cardi B, has referred to this type of phrasing as "sneak dissing". Apparently, it's something women tend to do. Imagine that

 

[Procrastinhater]

Archive or it didn't happen, fren.

Also screenshots:
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One of the top comments. Nice twofer:
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Talking about his (I think) mtf partner:

"I didn't want to change her, or wish she had a vagina or sexy body or whatever "


I know you have nothing resembling anything like a woman but I guess I love you or whatever. You ugly, vagina less bitch fag person.

"I just wanted to tell you your feelings are valid"

That fucking word again lol. What is it with these utterly weak minded soft fucks that they desperately need other people to constantly tell them how "valid" they are?
Fucking pathetic.
If I was such a fucking needy faggot I would rope.

 

[LimeRikki]

"I just wanted to tell you your feelings are valid"

That fucking word again lol. What is it with these utterly weak minded soft fucks that they desperately need other people to constantly tell the how "valid" they are?
Fucking pathetic.
If I was such a fucking needy faggot I would rope.

Late stage over socialization

 

[Transphobic Climacus]

What is it with these utterly weak minded soft fucks that they desperately need other people to constantly tell them how "valid" they are?

Their reality is so absurd that they need external validation to merely ground themselves. If they have an ounce of sanity and are not assured of the righteousness of their suffering as troons, they have been ruining their lives for nothing and that is a scary preposition.

 

[Tiny Chinaman]

A Year of Hate: Understanding Threats and Harassment Targeting Drag Shows and the LGBTQ+ Community

Institute for Strategic Dialogue publish yet another riveting report

 

[FuckMeGentlyWithAChainsaw]

Also screenshots:

"I didn't think that would upset you. You wish you had a penis too!"
got me cackling. There's something so stereotypically heterosexual about that exchange, and not in the way they think.
WOMAN: I know you [something disparaging about herself].
MAN: I agree.
WOMAN: HOW DARE YOU!?!
MAN: What? I'm just agreeing with you!
WOMAN: I'm so hurt right now I'm going straight to the Internet and make everyone tell me you're in the wrong!

 

[PetiteFeet]

A Year of Hate: Understanding Threats and Harassment Targeting Drag Shows and the LGBTQ+ Community

Institute for Strategic Dialogue publish yet another riveting report

Got a TLDR?

 

[Paul Enwerdhoeven]

Is "getting hit on my high school bully" a cliché because it happens a lot or is it cliché because trannies fantasize about it a lot?

 

[The Noticer]

Is "getting hit on my high school bully" a cliché because it happens a lot or is it cliché because trannies fantasize about it a lot?
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They thought the "Nice Girl Bike" meme was real

 

[Kees H]

Is "getting hit on my high school bully" a cliché because it happens a lot or is it cliché because trannies fantasize about it a lot?
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Based bully is based. How big of a AGP must you be to let that be your first response when someone who clearly likes to bully you messages you wow

 

[batteredpancakes]

Based grandma texts a TiFs father this. She's so on point it made me laugh how a normie was able to pick apart a TIF so quickly.

Spoiler: Text in picture

So here's my take of what's going on with ''Noah" All she wanted was attention. Good or bad and this whole bullshit thing was attention seeking drama. Now that the spotlight is on her and she is in with Chel (TIFs mother) and knocked Drake (TIFs brother) off his perch she is happy as a clam. Just plain old attention seeking teenage girl drama. Mark my words there is no sexual identity crisis it's all about attention just like her other little friends at school.

Now I see the game I know how to play this.

Why are girls all about drama and manipulating and boys are not. If "Noah"was born in your time she would be a goth emo like Merry Bisognia's daughter Tara (punch it Merry) . Now these kids have the whole Alphabet to pick from LGBTQIA++

They are having a great time.

And I rescind my offer to pay for therapy. She's only depressed because she's not getting the attention she wants. You should have seen her yesterday and today floating on air that she has everyone dancing to her tune.

Changing rooms working to meet her needs and make her happy. I got her number and her deal. Love her and if she can work it and keep that bullshit away from me that is good on her. But i'm not getting dragged into the "Noah"show. These next few teenage years should be interesting.

Spoiler: Additional text from post

For context I’ve been "out of the closet" since I was 11 or 12, now 16, the quotes being there bc my only family that knew was my parents and brother. Recently we’ve been on a trip to Europe with my grandma (dad’s mother) and she says she’s okay with all lgptq+ things, and I got sick and tired of hearing she/her and my dead name and so I snapped and I told her bc after two weeks of literally vomiting every night bc of how sick it makes me to hear it gets exhausting. So now we’re fighting because apparently her support ends with people she knows. The image is what she texted my dad. Drake is my brother and Chel is my mother. There is a whole lot more that she has said about me and this issue but I don’t have screenshots of those.

link | archive

 

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Archive or it didn't happen, fren.

Also screenshots:
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Let me get this straight (no pun intended):
This would be a straight T4T relationship with both parties being HSTS (assuming they both pass) that is being ruined by natural human anatomy since neither of them has had SRS (MtF wants a man with a dick and FtM wants a partner with a pussy)?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

after two weeks of literally vomiting every night bc of how sick it makes me to hear it gets exhausting

Barfing to get attention for your Big Feelz, the usual masculine way of handling things.

 

[Procrastinhater]

Fucking lol. Based Grandma writes like a Farmer.
All that was missing was Grandma calling the weirdo a faggot Pooner and making a 41% joke.

 

[batteredpancakes]

Femboy TiF gets gendered correctly by protesters but misgendered by LGBT.
link | archive

Spoiler: Text

Gendered correctly by homophobic protesters but not the LGBT therapy booth

I wish I was joking. I went to pride this year and was gendered correctly as male by the homophobic protestors calling my boyfriend and I sick perverts. Like they used he/him when referring to me and we ‘talked’ (shouted) for quite a while. Later I went up to an LGBT therapy booth hoping to reach out and was misgendered. My boyfriend and I were told we look like ‘Greek goddesses’. We needed to take a moment away to recover from that and I felt disgusting. I cannot believe I walked away from the supposed ally therapy center feeling worse than when I walked away from someone screaming how I’m a sick pervert in my face.

What the fuck is wrong with the therapy system. I don’t see how it was even a mistake, I have a visible mustache, my chest is taped flat, and you could see that I had binding tape on. What am I? An ugly chick who wants a flat chest and grows a mustache? I don’t fucking get it. I want to give up so badly. No one sees who I am. I hate this body. I’m just upset. I know you all understand.

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Yeah, this comment reminds me of how I learned to stop telling other queer folk and allies that I'm trans. It seems like 90% of the time I do, they swap from my preferred pronouns to they/them, even after I correct them.

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This kinda happened to me too wtf? Some christians at pride came up to me and my bf and started talking about how man should not lie with man and to repent, but at one of the charity stalls they called me and my transmasc friend ‘girls’ despite us both wearing trans flags lmfao :/

What am I? An ugly chick who wants a flat chest and grows a mustache? Yes haha.
Here's a pic of this chick u/PrettyBoy001

She's also mulling over what she should have said if she wasn't such a meek pooner.

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Rando: Will you please tell the people who organize Pride what these fuckers did? This is disgraceful.

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Her response: I had the urge to. I might have if I had thought about it at the time and was in the right headspace. But god it just caught me so off guard, I didn’t even say anything. She was complimenting me and I was mid-sentence saying thank you and smiling when she said ‘it’s giving Greek goddesses!’. She could see my face drop and I quickly left. I hope she at least knows she made a mistake and it hurt me. I wish I would’ve had the courage to say something.

What I wish I would’ve said - you are participating in a pride event. You are an LGBT therapy center. It is literally your job to be delicate and understand how to gender someone correctly, or at least how to ask. I was going to reach out for help. Now I no longer feel like I would be respected at this establishment. You could have been the safe space you claim to be but you showed me that you are not. Please do your research, educate yourself about what trans characteristics look like (tape, binders, flags, tucking) so you don’t make this mistake again. This is not acceptable and you are not a good ally when you harm the community in this way.