DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Big Brown Schlub]

not quite it's like this blow through his nose laugh he was doing so he can make the smug face at the same time...

You mean his smoker's laugh where he sounds like he's a lifelong smoker dying of throat cancer?

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

You mean his smoker's laugh where he sounds like he's a lifelong smoker dying of throat cancer?

You shouldn't wish such horrible things on throat cancer.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

I dunno how someone could deny themselves proper laughter for ten years. I hope, for as long as he's had his genuine laughter snuffed out and rotting in his previous residence, that he doesn't seriously imagine this is how mature adults laugh.

Fag's definition of mature gets stranger the longer you let it rest its hooves on the coffee table in your mind.

 

[WolfeTone]

 

[Brother Wind]

You think if it was possible for a scrub to reliably body a pro by throwing out random moves then there would be at least one example of a fat retarded homosexual scrub lucking his way into a 4th place win.... Oh, well maybe phil is on to something

Well that did require every non Japanese pro to not play out of protest. So by that logic, I can confirm that I could probably beat Daigo and or Valle in something like Tongue of the Fatman.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

his whole "I'm losing cause they don't know what their doing" has SOME merit, like a gnats fart amount of merit. It's annoying to plan how to beat someome when the person has no plan, it's not HARD you just adapt. It's more annoying and if you're unlike phil and have empathy or a little bit of sportsmanship you feel bad when you end up bodying them.

Ironically I think thats how phil beats people. he either is easy to read with the DSP combo Low low low special (notice thats the combo he used with marisa) and tick throw or pulls out the random shit go.

Speaking of sportsmanship, the way he's been acting with SF6 the baby crying bullshit and the gloating which is spilling over into his late stream, I can't think of a single reason why Viscant and Jaha wanted to kick his teeth in. I mean I'm sure this sperg didn't act like that in person...oh wait.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I dunno how someone could deny themselves proper laughter for ten years. I hope, for as long as he's had his genuine laughter snuffed out and rotting in his previous residence, that he doesn't seriously imagine this is how mature adults laugh.

Fag's definition of mature gets stranger the longer you let it rest its hooves on the coffee table in your mind.

Phil autismo mannerisms are just an expression of his lack of maturity, you know how women that had a struggle snuggle when they were kids have the voice of a tiny girl as adults? People who are immature have immature mannerisms like voice cracks, a redacted laugh or redacted gestures (all things Phil does). Another example is how male teenagers have a surfer voice, or how women that want to sound bored and above the situation have vocal fry.

Btw on the topic of speech pathology I googled uptalk (like the one Phil does all the time) and it says this:

By turning a declaration into a question, it invites the listener to listen actively, to nod or confirm, much like adding “you know?” or “right?” to a sentence. It also serves a more basic function of “floor-holding,” preventing interruption by indicating there’s more to come; it turns a period into a semicolon.

Phil also ends his sentences in "right" and "you know?" all the time lmao, who would have thought that a guy that loves hearing the sound of his voice ends everything in a question, directly or with uptalk.

 

[Jang Joo]

I hear the excuse Phil is using a lot from Artosis, a Starcraft player. He's very cerebral and plays by the book, too much, to the point where he gets thrown off if his opponent is doing something more unorthodox. So being thrown off by stupidity is a thing. But it's still your fault, it's still up to you to be able to read your opponent regardless.

 

[Anime Waifu NFT collector]

I hear the excuse Phil is using a lot from Artosis, a Starcraft player. He's very cerebral and plays by the book, too much, to the point where he gets thrown off if his opponent is doing something more unorthodox. So being thrown off by stupidity is a thing. But it's still your fault, it's still up to you to be able to read your opponent regardless.

Is losing against someone who is worse than you possible if he does unorthodox things? Yes, but it's a matter of probability.

If Phil plays 150 games with Mokujin (I don't play SF6) he should have a much more positive win ratio than what he has now, being taken by surprise by bullshit or being unlucky can only happen so many times, if Phil ran an experiment where his chances of beating platinum scrubs is 95%(in his head is actually 100%) does it make sense that he is still stuck in platinum after 150 games? Just like flipping a coin tends towards 50/50 results the more times you throw it, the more games you play the closer you get to your real rank, and after 100 games there is just no excuse, even after just 20 games there is no excuse because someone that deserves to be in the master rank would go 20-0 against the gold and platinum scrubs until facing real competition.

 

[Eekum Bokum]

Phil is going to be very uncomfortable playing FF16 thansk to some cutscenes. A woman gets her tits motorborded like 30 minuets in.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Is losing against someone who is worse than you possible if he does unorthodox things? Yes, but it's a matter of probability.

If Phil plays 150 games with Mokujin (I don't play SF6) he should have a much more positive win ratio than what he has now, being taken by surprise by bullshit or being unlucky can only happen so many times, if Phil ran an experiment where his chances of beating platinum scrubs is 95%(in his head is actually 100%) does it make sense that he is still stuck in platinum after 150 games? Just like flipping a coin tends towards 50/50 results the more times you throw it, the more games you play the closer you get to your real rank, and after 100 games there is just no excuse, even after just 20 games there is no excuse because someone that deserves to be in the master rank would go 20-0 against the gold and platinum scrubs until facing real competition.

Oh ofc it's an excuse LTG uses it too, it happens and you adapt or know that you didn't and move on for those two it's THE reason why they lose so much. People suck at the game so they lose to them because they're so much better.

LTG and DSP both suffer from thinking they're great at the game so why should I have to adapt it's everyone else who is the problem, DSP more so than LTG.

I also heard or maybe read it here (sorry to who posted it if I did) his win rate is nearing 50% so he's getting to where he should be which is below Plat 4, where from all accounts I've read...my highest was Gold 5. it's guile...I know fuck all with guile. The ranking system is retarded in SF6. Anyway, I've read there is a huge spike between P4/P5 of player skill. P5 into diamond and master is where it becomes a fight to rank up where you need to know your shit.

I was watching dickstroking volg's edit of the interview and noticed it's nothing but funny to point out and the 2 braincell trying to do some 4d chess of "you're racist cause I didn't know the girls was black" part came up

- accused of Grooming Panda
- defended cuties very passionately
- make a slave trade joke about a little girl, swears it's not about race...so human trafficking of an underaged girl
- defends derich a sex pest in the making who had a thing for young girl videos on youtube...allegedly.

Mr Burnell, Chris Hanson would like you to have a seat over there.

and oh boy is the mental patient yells at a dead rat he calls friend in the back of a piss smelling subway car Level 1 poda-a-cast going to be fun where the 41 year old with a business degree and successful (in his mind) small business complains about the Xbox losing the "console wars" where he flip flops his fence sitting as he shows not even a child's understanding of supply and demand.

 

[Corpun]

His description of Avatar's plot is thus:"natural inhabitants of a region being invaded by outliers.''

bruh. who talks like this.

Alien Burnell

I dunno how someone could deny themselves proper laughter for ten years. I hope, for as long as he's had his genuine laughter snuffed out and rotting in his previous residence, that he doesn't seriously imagine this is how mature adults laugh.

Fag's definition of mature gets stranger the longer you let it rest its hooves on the coffee table in your mind.

I won't ever get why he is so ass-blasted over his seal laugh. He can't stand fucking anything being seen as a joke and instead of just ignoring shit he has to overcompensate and I love that fact. It really makes him talking about his wife a lot hilarious because he picked up on detractors saying Khet dumped his ass for one example. Phil can never ignore detractors for any small thing.

 

[Cowboy Christ]

"They got the original composer back, whose name is Yoko Shimomura. And she is recomposing the entire soundtrack in a remixed fashion to sound more modern."

I ought to slide this into my speech and see if my friends notice.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

TIL from the touchy face ear picking weeble
He did a playthrough of the Original SMBRPG when it first came out for the SNES, yeah, it's 4 years old.

SNES version
first came out
4 years old

... Oh also he can just play the original on the SNES switch online, which I mean he must have the hidden 3rd teir of Nintendo online for people who are super special that everything can be turned into being about them cause SE owns the rights to SMBRPG and didn't give them to nintendo to put on nintendo online for us commoners.

The nintendo switch is a NEW thing for nintendo, thats why they're making Luigi's mansion 3DS for it so people play this new thing from nintendo

The Switch
Nintendo's new thing

The character that's been a racoon, a statue, a turtle, a hammer throwing turtle, a ghost, a bunny, a cloud, a bee, a cat, a giant cat, a SSJ cat, a frog and anything he can toss his hat on it's so weird and crazy that he becomes an elephant.

PP...stop. Pretending to be a nintendo expert and major fan isn't going to make the TotK videos go away.

 

[Lord_Point]

Phil is going to be very uncomfortable playing FF16 thansk to some cutscenes. A woman gets her tits motorborded like 30 minuets in.

Those sick filthy japs are at it again! Can't wait for Phil to take them down a peg with a 30 minute dressing down of Japanese culture. Its so embarrassing that its 2023 and the Japanese game industry isn't considering the weird puritan sensibilities of a closeted homosexual who gets tens of unironic views a day!

I bet there morons even put in more than 20 hours of side content. Have they never heard of a chill variety streaming schedule? I dont know how Japan can even stay in business blatantly ignoring 00.000001% of their consumer base!

 

[Wasabi Panda]

holy fuck I thought the "THATS MINE" level tantrums with SF6 was as obnoxious as he could get then FF16 came by.

GAURANTE he's not going to understand the story cause he won't shut up over cutscenes or starts talking to chat about sandwiches even already said he doesn't care about reading a part of the lore.

Didn't read ANYTHING about the game just conveniently has the same in media res fun fact that polygon had.

Playing a Final Fantasy game...complains there's too much story in the beginning...mr walking sim

OH and I was kidding with

I was watching dickstroking volg's edit of the interview and noticed it's nothing but funny to point out and the 2 braincell trying to do some 4d chess of "you're racist cause I didn't know the girls was black" part came up

- accused of Grooming Panda
- defended cuties very passionately
- make a slave trade joke about a little girl, swears it's not about race...so human trafficking of an underaged girl
- defends derich a sex pest in the making who had a thing for young girl videos on youtube...allegedly.

Mr Burnell, Chris Hanson would like you to have a seat over there.

but he seemed really focused on the children in the beginning like oddly and has an odd obsession with Jared from Subway somehow equating kissing cousins to kiddie porn....I...

Dave, do you need to be put on a list?

 

[SauceRyuKen]

his whole "I'm losing cause they don't know what their doing" has SOME merit, like a gnats fart amount of merit. It's annoying to plan how to beat someome when the person has no plan, it's not HARD you just adapt. It's more annoying and if you're unlike phil and have empathy or a little bit of sportsmanship you feel bad when you end up bodying them.

It's a really old fighting game motto. "My opponent can't know what I'm doing if I don't know what I'm doing." Doing crazy stupid shit like wake up sweep is almost guaranteed to catch competent players unaware a couple times, I.E: they're trying to time their pressure to break your defense on the assumption that you're gonna defend because wake up sweep makes no sense... Then you wake up sweep anyway.

That also lends a lot of merit to the argument that losing in ranked to party animals is not really a big deal, as long as you don't lose to every single one you meet so you can keep rising. Most ranked modes are best of 3. Let's be real here, that isn't enough time to figure out a seemingly random player, and defensive players will tend to lose to these guys somewhat often because of essentially giving them too much credit. The usual solution is to match their party hard style and "just kill them". But, really, Phil's already a random party player to begin with, so when his flowchart is at it's end, that's that for him, and tasty pigroach bacon will be cooked and enjoyed by all.

Ironically I think thats how phil beats people. he either is easy to read with the DSP combo Low low low special (notice thats the combo he used with marisa) and tick throw or pulls out the random shit go.

Absolutely correct. Phil loves the high damage, low or no execution characters in just about any game. Ironically his complaints about fighting games are entirely interchangeable: "It's all mid range safe-style bullshit!" Am I talking about Virtua Fighter 5, Street Fighter 6, or Tekken?

Trick question. The answer is all of them. He does add "Floaty-style giant khambo" for Tekken and VF, but that's where the differences end.

For all of Phil's gloryfing of the old-school, walk-you-down style of play heavily based on footsies and fundamentals, his neutral is spectacularly weak. To a point where he's always itching to get you out of neutral and into his pressure, which is tremedously flowcharty: Lows into special cancel, usually Blanka Ball, crouching jab into command grab, standing jab into tick throw. Those are his three means of attack in SF6, asides from that he's got literally nothing, and he's shitting on people with solid hit confirm combos and actual footsies based play. In 3D games he flowcharts even harder, just sometimes not even getting which moves to use: King's alley kicks/walk forward elbow, Paul's deathfist, Shun Di's mid elbow sweep string... Phil doesn't so much beat his opponents as he just bruteforces wins out of them, typically with top/high tier easy to use characters. If the character has something demanding execution wise he will absolutely not learn it.

SF6 does seem to reward almost any succesful poke with massive amounts of damage due to drive cancels, if you can confirm those, but it's still footsies. For all of Phil's whining, he's in his element at the flowchartiest of fighting games, super turbo, where there are literally unbreakable blockstrings, guaranteed damage tick throws, that sort of shit. Literally inescapable damage from when fighting games were a loose set of rules and gameplay elements rather than an established genre.

Phil's style really is best defined by the memetic "Legend of the laggy Ken" flowchart. Dude will always spam invincible reversals in a pinch, always push on wakeup, always tick throw when he gets an offense going, try to flowchart you into jump reversals... Having said that, Phil's pattern play is pretty effective at taking down Derichs.

Speaking of sportsmanship, the way he's been acting with SF6 the baby crying bullshit and the gloating which is spilling over into his late stream, I can't think of a single reason why Viscant and Jaha wanted to kick his teeth in. I mean I'm sure this sperg didn't act like that in person...oh wait.

It's crazy to think that he sucks his own dick off so much and is just short of taking his shirt off and doing a victory lap when he does something like three lights into special into super cancel. It's crazy that he thinks it's hard work to get yourself up to that level when it's literally day one stuff for most players.

Aside from that, and re: the "mashing" discussion that happened a few pages ago: DSP doesn't really mash like a little kid playing games, but what FG players mean when they say DSP "mashes" is he doesn't respect frame data. Like, ever. Phil is the guy who will ALWAYS attack at any given chance, ALWAYS push a button on wakeup, and almost always set himself up for frametraps and counter combos because, well, he's always trying to attack, which makes him predictable.

 

[Bigbadyeet]

Something about this scene hit a little close to home for Phil..

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Ooof yeah that's for a sure a mask slip moment right there it's an oddly specific situation that's how you can tell. I don't care finish your fucking stream.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil said this was a "cone"and "pin head" as well as "crushed".
I don't see it.