Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Diamond Homonculus]

I don't need "permission" to call you a retard, you dumb faggot. This is some of the most narcissistic shit yet. His audience doesn't have "permission" to criticize him? Jesus Christ. Anyone worried about Nick pulling up can pretty much rest assured based on that statement alone that the train wreck will continue as scheduled and we will still have our entertainment.

He's going to go even more batshit than before. He's like interrupting himself halfway through every sentence to contradict what he just said. Anyone as weak willed as Nick wont be able to keep this up for long.

 

[BelUwUga]

There are very insane people out there who will dig through everything you do and everything you say."

Oh yeah?! Would an insane person make art like this?!

I guess it is a fair point to raise...
E: Due credit to Tim Buckley for miscarrying his comic to bring us memes. He crawled so that lolcows like Rackets could run.

 

[Kopasea]

Psilocybin mushrooms are not "perfectly legal" anywhere in the United States. They are a federally classified Schedule I controlled substance. Doesn't matter if the feds aren't prosecuting or it's legalized under state law.

We know for sure that he did shrooms in Jamaica during his first Hedonism trip last year. It's unclear if he did them again this time around.

I think the shrooms experience shines a light on Nick's extremely weak principles. I recall him saying about exhibitionism "it's fine cause everyone else is doing it". He will not take illegal drugs (except MDMA) where it's illegal, but as soon as it's legal, oh boy bring on the shrooms! It begs the question about going to a swinger's resort though. If it's ok to do something where it's legal and everyone else is doing it, that would mean a full partaking in the shit that Hedonism 2 promotes.

It seems to be a basic tenant of most libertarians that the only thing preventing them from doing all the degenerate stuff they'd like to do is that they'd be put in jail.

- He hasn't talked to his YT manager in months, but that is becuase YT has been largely irrelevant. He buys the viewer number on Rumble being higher, but he doesn't understand why the income is less.

lol, LMAO even. "I'm getting 5 times as many views on Rumble as I am on YouTube, but for some reason no one wants to send me super chats. Must be because only conservatives who don't like fun are on Rumble." It never occurred to him that Rumble is inflating their view count on their live videos. If I look at the engagement rate of his videos, YouTube and Rumble are basically the same. Sometimes YouTube is higher, sometimes Rumble is higher. Rumble usually has more comments on the streams than YouTube but nowhere close to 5x as much.

Also, Nick took down the stream where he fawned over Mandy. Seems like he's doing a little damage control.

Somewhat strangekt he shamed a liquor choice of a watcher as being for a 19 year old girl. I thought the Americsn drinking age was like 23?

Drinking age is 21, but a lot of people start early when they go to college at 18.

 

[waffle]

- Somewhat strangekt he shamed a liquor choice of a watcher as being for a 19 year old girl. I thought the Americsn drinking age was like 23?

It's 21, but it's right up there with "weed is illegal" and "no unregistered machineguns" in the running for most broken/ignored law


I ain't coming back nomater what changes Nick makes. I'm substantially convinced he is in some form or fashion of an open relationship and I can't respect anyone who would bring that chaos on however many kids he has.

 

[bifftango]

Like @Balldo's Gate mentioned, the beginning of Wednesday's stream had some noteworthy noseworthy stuff.

Not on the nose enough -- do better!

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

It seems Nick has deleted the full rumble friday stream that was right before his vacation. The one where he was lusting after Mandy.

Spoiler: YT stream list

Spoiler: Rumble stream list

I was also told that Mandy has basically admitted that the pics she posted was high school pics? The pics that Nick was lusting over?

 

[JudyGemstone]

- Despite admitting that the audiences' criticisms of the Friday stream were correct, he doubles down on rejecting it for months, saying in part: "I love you guys, but there's nothing that you guys can do that gives you permission to speak into how I do things, and it doesn't matter if it's constructive criticism or not, it's mostly going to be looked at and then, unless I'm in a place of self-criticalness [sic] or introspection it's going to be ignored".

Right, we can't dictate how you do things....................... you just read the farms like it's your job and when you start losing money, you change things up, but tell yourself it's you changing your show. Got it!

He needs a script just to say "I'm doing this now"? Pathetic. I know this is just another excuse to procrastinate but still.

This shows how fucking dumb he is. I would actually respect him if he said, "Hey guys! I'm working on my shows mission statement," because anyone who owns a business knows that's one of the first things you do. The mission statement keeps you in line with what your goals are. But no.... let's write a script..... because I bewon fooking wetard!

- He had the chance yesterday to guest on Alex Jones' show with Owen (cannot recall the show name), but he couldn't make time

Right. I also had a chance to go say hi to the 5 guys on Ocean Gate's Titan, but got super busy and had to go wash my ass. Does he honestly think we believe him at this point?

It seems Nick has deleted the full rumble friday stream that was right before his vacation. The one where he was lusting after Mandy.

Anyone have the link? Rumble you can unlist stuff.....................

EDIT:
I was able to find the link via his Twitter. It says 404 when you search it, trying to get it via internet archives now.

Rumble Link: https://rumble.com/v2qa1mk-a-bunch-...-tell-jokes-with-camelot-jessica-reloade.html
Tweet: https://twitter.com/RekietaLaw/status/1662290507463008256?s=20

 

[Potatoherder]

- He says a DnD stream series is not profitable.

The time investment in dnd streams is super high and unless you have a dedicated fanbase you will only shed everyone but the most hardcore viewers. If someone misses one stream they are very likely to skip another one and once you miss 2 streams you are 6+ hours behind and will likely drop it. I said this all about the dnd stream he was on.

A series containing one story is a bad idea but a series of one-shot campaigns would work well. Every episode you have a new story and characters. Use chatgpt and create ones based on famous court cases.


Low night on yt at $189/1799 and no log for rumble. I was caught up in tes3mp and totally forgot to start it.

 

[Fat Gay Riker]

- He is not sure if he is a guest at Matsuri or not. Not even sure if there is a YT corner. He seems to say that the one planning it (Anna, but he didn't name her) dropped the ball on confirming people with the organisers and he has to see. He said he WILL be there.

What a lying faggot. For months now Nick has said he was in charge of the YT corner because Anna wouldn't be able to make it. He's a lazy piece of shit, and for once the dumb e-whore isn't wrong.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

What a lying faggot. For months now Nick has said he was in charge of the YT corner because Anna wouldn't be able to make it. He's a lazy piece of shit, and for once the dumb e-whore isn't wrong.

Yeah I'm not up to date on that side of Rekieta's activities but the way he spoke about it seemed pretty shystie.

 

[JudyGemstone]

He's going to make all these big changes... yet still can't help himself talking about open relationships, cucking, and going gay. This guy is so fucking pathetic... Literally the next night after sperging about how everyone creates his narrative.

@RekietaLaw & @CAMELOT331 : With Moments To Live, What Do You Do In A Sub Full Of Men?

@RekietaLaw & @CAMELOT331 : Open Relationships And 'What Is A Cuck?'

Also, for those following.............. a debris field has been found within the sub search area.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

Also, for those following.............. a debris field has been found within the sub search area.

A merciful ending for all souls aboard, then.

On topic: I never thought that Rekieta would sound just like my favorite deathfat, Chantal. " IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT, DON'T WAAAAATCH...

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What, telling him to Focus on the name sake of the show, "law" was wrong because I didn't send the message right? Was I supposed to use carrier pigeons or smoke signals? Saying it in a forum thread he reads must have been wrong.

This "you didn't say it right" bullshit is just cope from Nick. The criticism of Nick has been said in every way possible, even on the farms. From the tentative "all the sex stuff is getting uncomfortable and I'd wish he'd stop talking about it" to the "YOU HAVE AIDS FAGGOT SWINGER", it runs the entire gambit. Nick made a conscious decision as a self described "Social Media Expert" that none of our criticisms, regardless of the way they were delivered, were valid. Nick just can't admit that he's the retarded faggot that potentially fucked up his livelihood.

- Despite admitting that the audiences' criticisms of the Friday stream were correct, he doubles down on rejecting it for months, saying in part: "I love you guys, but there's nothing that you guys can do that gives you permission to speak into how I do things, and it doesn't matter if it's constructive criticism or not, it's mostly going to be looked at and then, unless I'm in a place of self-criticalness [sic] or introspection it's going to be ignored".

So Nick can defame Monty as a pedophile, but I can't say I don't like the direction his show is taking on a public forum. Fuck your hypocrisy Nick, I don't need your permission to critique your show on a web forum. I hope Monty wins and forces you to chew crow via a stand alone public apology video.

- Nick would do a branded condom, but his family would not understand the joke.

I wonder if the shackles of EXPECTATIONS and RESPONSIBILITIES are already starting to chafe. I wonder if his family are who we owe the sudden attempt at righting the ship.

 

[AnOminous]

I hope Monty wins and forces you to chew crow via a stand alone public apology video.

I hope Monty wins and gets a judgment that Nick has to suck his dick.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

This "you didn't say it right" bullshit is just cope from Nick. The criticism of Nick has been said in every way possible, even on the farms. From the tentative "all the sex stuff is getting uncomfortable and I'd wish he'd stop talking about it" to the "YOU HAVE AIDS FAGGOT SWINGER", it runs the entire gambit. Nick made a conscious decision as a self described "Social Media Expert" that none of our criticisms, regardless of the way they were delivered, were valid. Nick just can't admit that he's the retarded faggot that potentially fucked up his livelihood.

Exactly thousands have unsubbed from him. They didn't all end up here and I'm sure at least a handful of them contacted Nick to explain why in a fairly gentle way.

We have direct logs that Rekieta has read of everyone from arch crone Cynthia to the Blessed Lady of the Holy Catfish Mandy expressing doubt at the new direction of things. When those two can agree on something it might be time to re-evaluate.

 

[200MB]

You've all got some nerve. I don't know where you get off, thinking it was okay to share your opinions on the internet. Did you ever once stop and ask yourself "Is Nick in the right mindset to receive this criticism?"

How can you do a youtube show and expect people not to talk about it or give their input? Bitch-made faggot is too thin-skinned for the internet if he needs a vacation everytime a fan has some feedback.

 

[Pomniman]

It's pretty hilarious that even when he tacitly admits he fucked up and was a drunken retard on the friday coom streams he has to do it in the faggiest most passive aggressive way possible by trying to act like he totally came to the conclusion that he was being a retarded balldo princess on his own. Our wife probably threatened to stop letting him prep the bull if he didn't at least make a token effort to keep his grift going. I don't see his supposed commitment to not being a niggerfaggot lasting all that long considering how backhanded and spiteful he's already being about having to treat his show as a job.

 

[Berrakh]

Nick is clearly engaging in some sophistry about “what is a cuck” so I tried to think about a situation where someone could be cuckolded by their wife with truly being a cuck.

All I could come up with is a situation where the man depended on his wive’s largesse but always intended to pull away and marry someone else (and, of course, pulls this off).

So not Nick.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This wasn't irony, Noseguards:

The cuckening was real. People just didn't want to believe it at the time.

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[Balldo's Gate]

Also, Nick took down the stream where he fawned over Mandy. Seems like he's doing a little damage control.

That's interesting.

My pet theory was that either his parents or Rumble intervened and told him to knock it the fuck off, but Elissa's comment section was convinced that Lady Gollum found out about him gushing over Mandy and laid down the law, based on the fact that Nick asking Elissa to take down that clip was one of the last things he did before going on vacation.

That seemed pretty far-fetched to me given who Nick started following on social media, but him straight up deleting the Rumble stream is a pretty extreme action. When he took down the Faran stream last year, he made a point of saying he almost never willingly takes down a stream. I'm not sure which other ones he did - maybe the trashfire when PPP came on? - but the point is that he said he doesn't like doing it.

Now he took one down with no explanation.

Was somebody at Rumble made aware of how far Nick had fallen off the rails, to the point of insulting his audience (i.e. the people they are trying to get to move to Rumble) and telling them to leave? Or did his wife find out about something he said during the stream and get offended? Who knows.

nick is not suppose to "pull up". he is not suppose to lessen the drinking and take in constructive criticism. he is an e-celeb. it is the mandate of heaven for all e-celebs to crash and burn for our entertainment.

Don't worry. He said very similar lines in January. At that time his amazing plan was to have the Friday streams as the designated release valve for oversharing and degeneracy and the rest of the show would be on-topic. He was also going to keep doing trial streams. What ended up happening was the Friday streams became more and more alcohol-soaked disasters, the other streams became lazy "Here are the top headlines from two days ago" when they weren't cancelled, and Nick ragequit the first trial he covered that year following a breakdown on air where he was screaming stuff along the lines of "I HATE THIS TRIAL!" at some length as his guests looked visibly uncomfortable.