Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
I am under the personal belief that she is crazy as fuck and really seems to get off on emasculating Nick. When is the last time she was on? Has it been since the first Jamaica trip?
Lady Gollum was present on stream at least as late as November of last year. She was specifically present on the election night stream that went off the rails:
Tim joins and says hello to Kayla and she explains her "black" outfit (which appears to be netted in some areas), shows off her leg/foot and claims she did it because she didn't want people to see her stomach. Some "lol feet" talk and then she reveals her stomach anyway. Seems delighted at the reaction she's getting from kicking her leg up on stream.

The last part of the clip is from later in the stream. Branca brings up Kayla's "black" outfit again and Kayla proceeds to flirt with him in front of Nick. This happens more than once.
Around the same time was also when lewds started being posted by many members of the Locals chat, including her. She presented the situation as her trying to convince Nick to allow her to post pictures to the chat. She seemed to indicate that the concern was that posting the photos would lead to mockery on Kiwi Farms.
2022-11-07 "FRESH LIVE CHAT"

Kayla posted "Nick said I can't post an ass pic, but I can post a back pic! Should I?" and then sent a topless photo of herself, from the back, wearing a bikini bottom.

Arttheclown makes posts to Kayla (which have since been deleted) about editing pictures to show more skin by covering nipples with emoji's. Kayla responds (thereby preserving one of the messages) with "I would, but they would still probably end up on kiwi farms with all kinds of crap about Nick's 'conservative' wife'."
Not long after these events was Bottlegate where the pictures Nick and Kayla had been posting started being discussed outside of Locals. It appears that since that time she scaled back her presence in the Locals chat and I'm not sure if she's been on stream since then. I guess it's possible, but if it happened it must have been sufficiently low-key that it escaped my notice as a thread-reader. She was present at the Vegas meetup but again seemed to be keeping a low profile.
 
Now Nick admits people were right, but they were STILL in the wrong for not presenting it in the 'right' way.
What exactly is the "right" way to call someone a hilarious, ridiculous, degenerate cuck who is actively committing career suicide?

The term for Nick now is "lolcow" and nobody is ever going to take that the right way, even if they should because that's step one in becoming not a lolcow. But it is the way of the cow not to understand this.
 
His comment about Cynthia in her saying he could be the next Joe Rogan. I found that oddly hilarious.

She does have a peculiar willingness to want to get involved in the real lives of the people she comes across online, doesn't she? The business with wanting to lend Elissa the money to buy Faran's channel was hugely peculiar to me. It was a pretty significant sum of money, as I recall.

So I can see Nick freaking out when he realizes that he's surrounded by the online equivalents of Kathy Bates in Misery. It wasn't clear to me quite how obsessive and deranged she was until she started posting over here -- perhaps because we were just reading the highlights and not having to wade through the totality of her madness.

Edit: I just watched a couple of those 'Clip this bitch' videos. I watched the 'What went wrong with locals' and 'Josh Moon convo'. It's apparent to me that the man is falling apart. For all his repeated insistance that he doesn't read Kiwifarms and people can think what they like, he really seems to have been shattered by the recognition that his audience doesn't like him any more.

One of the things I think is interesting is his repeated insistence that 'if people no longer enjoy his content, they can just shut the fuck up about it and move on. Find something else to watch.'

Because Nick's the only one who gets to have an opinion about things. He shares *his* opinion, it's just jokes. He calls Monty a paedophile, he's just a content creator making edgy and humorous content.

When we point to the hard evidence of Nick's swinging, soliciting lewds in Locals, hanging out at the gay bar and acting like a complete cuck in general, that's not 'content creation'. That's not 'jokes'. That's people trying to actively harm him. That's people trying to destroy his career.

The man has no capacity for insight or self-reflection at all. Also, the Monty business must be really killing him now. He thought the whole thing would be done and dusted by this point. But it isn't. It's already cost him a fortune. Costs are still mounting and the he's killed the goose that lays the golden eggs.

He's fucked.
 
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Now Nick admits people were right, but they were STILL in the wrong for not presenting it in the 'right' way
What, telling him to Focus on the name sake of the show, "law" was wrong because I didn't send the message right? Was I supposed to use carrier pigeons or smoke signals? Saying it in a forum thread he reads must have been wrong.

If Rekieta wants to rebuild his career and make money, I've got one tip. Stop gas lighting the people you need to like you. Everybody is on edge for the gas lighting they endure on a near daily basis from their government. People have a zero tolerance for it now and you need that disaffected liberal and disgruntled conservative audience to want to hear you pontificate their opinions back to them. Don't act like the government does to people upset at the government. Its a stupid idea.
 
She does have a peculiar willingness to want to get involved in the real lives of the people she comes across online, doesn't she? The business with wanting to lend Elissa the money to buy Faran's channel was hugely peculiar to me. It was a pretty significant sum of money, as I recall.

So I can see Nick freaking out when he realizes that he's surrounded by the online equivalents of Kathy Bates in Misery. It wasn't clear to me quite how obsessive and deranged she was until she started posting over here -- perhaps because we were just reading the highlights and not having to wade through the totality of her madness.
I'm almost certain there are still some landmines in his audience.

He's not wrong about your biggest fans becoming your biggest haters, he's wrong thinking that you just have to filter out the "bad ones." They are all potential bad ones. Since these parasocial freaks have invested so much time and emotion into the one sided relationship, any perceived slight or betrayal will result in a much greater backlash than if they were just a normal fan.

Still-life, aCompleteRandom, BasedFromMars, the list goes on, one wrong step and any of them could be Nick's next alog.
 
Notes from the intro to Wednesday's show-

- Rekieta confirms he's writing a script for his video about the direction of the channel. He says he's been unhappy about the direction of the show "over the past couple months specifically, but really over the last six months". He says that he was "lazily steering it in different directions that were really easy".

- Rekieta blames stress and "depression-type stuff" before adding that "these aren't excuses, they're just explanations, I'm not whining, I'm not bitching about it".

- He wants his example in the video he's recording be a "note" to other creators who want a "reference for what other people go through".

- Rekieta says he confirmed on Camelot's show earlier tonight that the Friday Fun streams are coming BACK, baby! But there's a catch: "the idea is to have them fun, not disgusting." He says that the humor in some of the shows and the past couple Friday fun streams in particular went into "crude and gross places" and part of the audience were turned off by it.

Camelot WILL be invited back to the Friday shows.

- Despite admitting that the audiences' criticisms of the Friday stream were correct, he doubles down on rejecting it for months, saying in part: "I love you guys, but there's nothing that you guys can do that gives you permission to speak into how I do things, and it doesn't matter if it's constructive criticism or not, it's mostly going to be looked at and then, unless I'm in a place of self-criticalness [sic] or introspection it's going to be ignored".
 
Nicholas looks soooo happy.
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He says he's been unhappy about the direction of the show "over the past couple months specifically, but really over the last six months". He says that he was "lazily steering it in different directions that were really easy".
Does that make Nick one of those incel prudes he kept going on about?
 
Like @Balldo's Gate mentioned, the beginning of Wednesday's stream had some noteworthy stuff.

- He's planning on making a big video about the current state of his channel, and why it's gone to shit.
- "I try and do everything up front and out in the open because it's respectful to the audience."
- He also wants the video to be a warning to content creators, or prospective content creators, about how stressful content creation is.
- "There are very insane people out there who will dig through everything you do and everything you say."
- The Friday fun streams will be coming back, but he wants them to be more fun and less nauseating.
- The degenerate shit was just easy to talk about on Fridays, because it didn't require a bunch of prep work like his other streams do. LMAO
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Says he wants to cut back on his drinking.
- He has been reading all the criticisms, but he just hasn't been in the right head space to internalize them or something.
- "Nothing gives you guys permission to speak into how I do things."
- Drex is not a pimp! He just has sexual issues.

I'm looking forward to the video he's making. I have a feeling it's going to be weapons-grade cope.
 
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I think the issue here is that he doesn't want to be laughed at for his hypocrisy and the discordance between his public image now and his public image in years prior, in the exact same way he did with Jack Murphy.

But he must know that if he straight up says that he will be laughed at even further for being a hypocritical bitch, so he makes up this weird psychological portrait of a detractor and beats that strawman down night after night on his Locals seethestreams.

Will Rekieta end up making an iDubbbz-style apology to Jack Murphy before the end of the year?
Nick won't apologize publically, but he'll cry in private to Jack Murphy and eventually have him on his show. I can totally see it coming. They'll have some grifter to grifter bonding time where they'll give each other verbal rimjobs over how they can grift better and how they're both real men and how the haters got it all wrong about them.

Nah, won't happen. John Murphy Goldman is far more intelligent than Nick since after his scandal, he shut the fuck up after a few hours of Twitter slapfights, locked everything down, and continues to ignore the haters while plugging his latest scam rather than months and months of crying over his detractors. If Nick were smart, he totally could've rebranded to Rekieta Sex or whatever he wanted and if people didn't like it, he'd ignore them, just like Jack Murphy mostly does with anyone who mentions his old scams like the Liminal Order and Jacked Brunch.
Notes from the intro to Wednesday's show-

- Rekieta confirms he's writing a script for his video about the direction of the channel. He says he's been unhappy about the direction of the show "over the past couple months specifically, but really over the last six months". He says that he was "lazily steering it in different directions that were really easy".

- Rekieta blames stress and "depression-type stuff" before adding that "these aren't excuses, they're just explanations, I'm not whining, I'm not bitching about it".

- He wants his example in the video he's recording be a "note" to other creators who want a "reference for what other people go through".

- Rekieta says he confirmed on Camelot's show earlier tonight that the Friday Fun streams are coming BACK, baby! But there's a catch: "the idea is to have them fun, not disgusting." He says that the humor in some of the shows and the past couple Friday fun streams in particular went into "crude and gross places" and part of the audience were turned off by it.

Camelot WILL be invited back to the Friday shows.

- Despite admitting that the audiences' criticisms of the Friday stream were correct, he doubles down on rejecting it for months, saying in part: "I love you guys, but there's nothing that you guys can do that gives you permission to speak into how I do things, and it doesn't matter if it's constructive criticism or not, it's mostly going to be looked at and then, unless I'm in a place of self-criticalness [sic] or introspection it's going to be ignored".
I hope he doesn't go through with this, since I was enjoying the direction he was going in, especially with more Monty lawsuit content inbound. Like I know he'll be right back to it within a few months, but I want it NOW NOW NOW. Come on, Nick, ignore Null and the people in this thread, you don't need to pull up, you're at the peak of your game and only getting better!
 
Like @Balldo's Gate mentioned, the beginning of Wednesday's stream had some noteworthy stuff.
- "There are very insane people out there who will dig through everything you do and everything you say."
Lmao this faggot thinks it's "very insane" to pay attention to the shit you say. This Balldo faggot should be able to say any kind of bullshit whatsoever, lie about absolutely everything, change his story every day, and you're apparently the "very insane" one if you point out he's telling absolutely contradictory lies to the ones he told yesterday.

Eat shit you cuck faggot. Nobody is buying your shit any more and that's your own fault.
Like @Balldo's Gate mentioned, the beginning of Wednesday's stream had some noteworthy stuff.
Lmao look at his face. That is the face of a cuck. That is the flushed face of an alcoholic cuck.
 
Come on, Nick, ignore Null and the people in this thread, you don't need to pull up, you're at the peak of your game and only getting better!

I did notice that, during one of his interminable videos about parasocial relationships, he made an obvious crack about Hannity. I didn't actually catch the joke but it was obviously something about him fucking his fans or having a fetish -- something of that ilk.

No sooner was the joke out of his mouth that he immediately says "That was a JOKE. Please don't sue me, Hannity."

Whatever he said, it was fairly obviously a joke, just as obviously hyperbolic opinion and besides, Hannity is a public figure. Whatever he said about him, it wasn't anything close to being as egregious as 'Hannity sucks little boys dicks" so the idea that Hannity would come after him is somewhat ridiculous.

But Monty and the lawsuit have got Nick shook. He's definitely worried that he's not getting the thing thrown out and he sees a humiliating settlement and apology in his close future.
 
I'm looking forward to the video he's making. I have a feeling it's going to be weapons-grade cope.
nick is not suppose to "pull up". he is not suppose to lessen the drinking and take in constructive criticism. he is an e-celeb. it is the mandate of heaven for all e-celebs to crash and burn for our entertainment.

i was looking forward to the upcoming cuck/bull civil war story arc co-staring drex, which will lead into the divorce saga with "our wife" as the final boss. but it appears nick is scraping these storylines by taking his e-profession seriously, like it was a real job/business or something.
 
i was looking forward to the upcoming cuck/bull civil war story arc co-staring drex, which will lead into the divorce saga with "our wife" as the final boss. but it appears nick is scraping these storylines by taking his e-profession seriously, like it was a real job/business or something.

Don't worry. Nick seldom does what he says he is going to do. We will get our cuck/bull civil war and divorce.
 
there's nothing that you guys can do that gives you permission to speak into how I do things
I don't need "permission" to call you a retard, you dumb faggot. This is some of the most narcissistic shit yet. His audience doesn't have "permission" to criticize him? Jesus Christ. Anyone worried about Nick pulling up can pretty much rest assured based on that statement alone that the train wreck will continue as scheduled and we will still have our entertainment.
 
- Despite admitting that the audiences' criticisms of the Friday stream were correct, he doubles down on rejecting it for months, saying in part: "I love you guys, but there's nothing that you guys can do that gives you permission to speak into how I do things, and it doesn't matter if it's constructive criticism or not, it's mostly going to be looked at and then, unless I'm in a place of self-criticalness [sic] or introspection it's going to be ignored".
One should always be in a place of "self-criticalness"

Of course when you're narcissistic and the embodiment of Dunning-Krueger, it's clear to see how a person would develop such a fucking insane view of themselves.
 
Notes from the LOCALS food stream:

- He owes AttorneyTom 2 videos that they are hounding him for.

- He had the chance yesterday to guest on Alex Jones' show with Owen (cannot recall the show name), but he couldn't make time

- He says a DnD stream series is not profitable.

Maybe if you implemented an interactive element with superchats and didn't chase off your original nerd audience it would be?

- He hasn't talked to his YT manager in months, but that is becuase YT has been largely irrelevant. He buys the viewer number on Rumble being higher, but he doesn't understand why the income is less.

Perhaps numbers are inflated?

- Nick thinks lower viewership number are due to lack of manual promotion on Rumble. He thinks they pick up tweet announcements and the like to clue in Rumble people to stick you on the front page.

- He is not sure if he is a guest at Matsuri or not. Not even sure if there is a YT corner. He seems to say that the one planning it (Anna, but he didn't name her) dropped the ball on confirming people with the organisers and he has to see. He said he WILL be there.

- He is working on his Nashville event. No venue, but it is close and he wants to be bigger than Vegas

- Nick would do a branded condom, but his family would not understand the joke.

- Somewhat strangekt he shamed a liquor choice of a watcher as being for a 19 year old girl. I thought the Americsn drinking age was like 23?
 
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