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Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.
It's not his supporters fault that he's a narcissistic asshat who can't tell the difference between sycophantic brown nosing and actual advice. What a faggot. Even in his moment of clarity that he needs to course correct he can't just take responsibility and move on, he has to blame the fans.
I thought I would miss Cynthia's schizo posting after a thread ban more than I do. Good riddance I guess? Was she actually helpful at all in tracking all the Locals personalities / pointing you to interesting content for the summaries or was that more puffery on her part?
He said he went from care-free, to irreverent, to crude, to lewd in his humour. He has to retool the Friday show to avoid that. He will be fun, but he has to set limits.
Most people who found their internet show going too much one way or the other would just stop talking about those things. Nick has to shut down the entire show to "retool" which I can only assume is a euphemism for buying more balldos.
I actually tried looking it up but I wasn't able to find a way to search past events. Just as an aside we should take a look at whatever theme or event is going on at hedo any time rackets says he's about to go on vacation. He's looking completely worn out after doing a handful of shows so I bet we'll get another trip in September/October.
Was she actually helpful at all in tracking all the Locals personalities / pointing you to interesting content for the summaries or was that more puffery on her part?
The only value Cynthia really brought to the thread was having a retard to kick around when there was downtime without much to talk about regarding Nick. Any time I saw her commenting in the thread my first thought was not "Oh let's see what new Nick info is being dropped." It was more like "Oh let's see what retarded shit Cynthia is sperging about now while yelling RECEIPTS at the top of her lungs."
I do miss it a little, because it was funny in its own way. But it derailed from the purpose of this thread so it's good overall that it has ceased. Maybe she will get her own thread one day and it can be contained.
There is a long rambling screed about how drama came to his channel and why it is other people's fault. It flowed from one topic to another and I will try to break them up, but he circled back so many times.
Honestly, I might rip this whole vid and archive it. It was a re-hash of the narrative spins he has done over the last 6 months of cope all pushed together.
It would be pretty funny, and rather appropriate, if Nick's "big legal battle" was him suing Rumble for being jerk-face meanies (legal term) who tried to make him deliver on his contract.
Longtime lurkers may remember this video from my older post on Kayla Rekieta wherein she says Nick wouldn't let her post on Locals (speaking to posting lingerie pics). Video is from Nov. 08, 2022:
Kayla kicks things off by teasing Nick about looking at pictures and a Local tells Kayla to post herself to get a rating. Kayla expresses keen interest alongside encouragement and other forms of solicitation from the Locals. Chef_Adam rates a bum pic of a female which makes Art inquire if it was Kayla's (Adam seems to be referencing EgalitarianBitch's butt though).
Nick evidently talks Kayla out of sending her "sexy pics" and Kayla tells the Locals "You can never see the nudes...."
Note: LOCALS lists when the livestream ENDS in the time stamps.
Note: There is definitely more to unpack given what we know about the Locals. Many familiar faces. Feel free to discuss in your own posts. Also, mdHughJass says to Nick that "lady rackets want you to PUSH HER ON THE SWING". Keep this in mind for later.
The nudes... on an electronic device mayhap? How times change:
2022-11-07 "FRESH LIVE CHAT"
Kayla posted "Nick said I can't post an ass pic, but I can post a back pic! Should I?" and then sent a topless photo of herself, from the back, wearing a bikini bottom.
Arttheclown makes posts to Kayla (which have since been deleted) about editing pictures to show more skin by covering nipples with emoji's. Kayla responds (thereby preserving one of the messages) with "I would, but they would still probably end up on kiwi farms with all kinds of crap about Nick's 'conservative' wife'."
Blaming the conservative prudes at the kiwi farms for not sharing spicy pics with the cool kids on Locals... This is a tacit admission that the Rekieta's are intentionally grifting conservatives and are sensitive to the image they are trying to present outside of their degenerate hugbox.
Here's a clearer picture for those of you speculating on if Kayla, mother of 5 around 40 years old, has had work done:
A picture of Nick naked from the back (solo) is also posted.
2022-11-08 "ELECTION NIGHT 2022 LIVE STREAM FOR WAY TOO MANY HOURS"
Here we get the infamous beach pic post with Nick and Kayla, posted by Nick himself to Kayla's apparent surprise.
mdHughJass (the PUSH HER ON THE SWING guy in the Nov. 6th posts) posted "I knew it!" with photo-shopped upside-down pineapples over Nick and Kayla's back. This is relevant because an upside-down pineapple is used to indicate that a person is a swinger or interested in swinging, meaning mdHughJass is either just teasing or is in the know. In any case, mdHughJass somehow correctly guessed with this picture alone that they went to Hedo II (or some swinger resort) and is familiar with their symbols.
Larger images for posterity (pun intended):
Balldo's Gate's sourced the image below from this stream as well in their post:
But wait! There's MORE!
The three Hedonism II images posted to locals can be seen by inputting the following links in a browser (be advised: doing so means Locals will have your IP, or the IP of your VPN or exit node):
A look at the metadata in the pictures from Nick and Kayla's Hedo II vacation reveal the following:
Solo Kayla:
Solo Nick:
Nick and Kayla:
When a photo is uploaded to Facebook it adds strings to the IPTC metadata, notably a field that starts with FBMD (FaceBook MetaData). While the details of the information and how it is encoded have not been fully disclosed, we can at least determine that the pictures featuring Kayla passed through Facebook's servers.
However, Nick's solo picture did not. Make of that what you will.
Nick and Kayla Rekieta are a dishonest pair of degenerates and they know it. They know who they are trying to fool and why. They probably would have gotten away with it for longer if it weren't for their own stupidity (and those dang kiwi farmers).
What's the term for someone who simultaneously seems contrite promising to do better in public while complaining that it's everyone else's fault in private? Oh that's right... a lolcow.
I'll admit, there are times I feel a little bad at Nick's predicament. And then I get the highlights of a locals stream from @Himedall All-seeing Waifu or Elissa Clips, and I realize it's all bullshit. He will say just enough to get people to stop criticizing him, and then immediately respond with the whiniest copestream yet.
I was in his Locals back in November watching everything happen. All of this didn't happen to you Nick. You caused it, and there can be no turning back until you realize that fact.
Regarding his idea of playing Chess with God. What a horrible horrible outlook on the Almighty. Chess, by design, is adversarial. There is a winner and loser (unless you draw). If Nick thinks this analogy is apropos, that explains so much about his outlook on life. Problems are not meant to be overcome, but rather God outsmarting you. In fact, God relishes beating you down in chess to show how much better he is than you. I can't tell if he's emotionally stunted because he believes that shit, or if he believes that shit because he's emotionally stunted.
Nick and Kayla Rekieta are a dishonest pair of degenerates and they know it. They know who they are trying to fool and why. They probably would have gotten away with it for longer if it weren't for their own stupidity (and those dang kiwi farmers).
I think this is probably the most important conclusion to have about the whole Rekieta saga. While he's still pivoting back to his old content (and pretending to be trad con dad again) to claw back a fraction of his previous audience, we know that behind closed doors he's following R&R on instagram and swinging.
To be honest, I think that he was given a reprimand by someone for the awfulness that his content had become. If I didn't think that Kayla was so into the swinging scene, I would've guessed that she asked him to stop the online degeneracy, but more than likely it was Rumble.
Big fat sigh. Your online persona is not your real you. Admittedly it is difficult to pretend to be a total retard online, but whom we portray ourselves as here is not the same as who we are in daily reality. Newer generations have not picked up on this difference probably because they themselves are still living an extended childhood.
I had no clue who this Mike Chitwood was until I employed my Google-Fu. My extensive research has revealed to me not only Chitwood's identity, but that of the faggot, Still-Life, of Locals chat infamy.
Drumroll please.
Still born is.......THE HACKER KNOWN AS 4CHAN!
The evidence:
I agree. I'm 100% certain he was bitching and complaining to somebody that he respects about how he's losing his audience in droves, how his locals paypigs are abandoning him and his projected income is tanking, and said friend laid down precisely the same critique that kiwifarms has been articulating for the last year or so.
You can only hear the same explanation from so many sources before you have to start questioning whether perhaps the rest of the world has it right and YOU have it wrong. For me, the mark of a person's intelligence is how open they are to listening to and evaluating alternative explanations to the one that they're emotionally wedded to, and how swiftly they are able to test that new hypothesis and change when they recognize that they're wrong.
Nick would be located somewhere between Chris Chan and Keffals. Smarter than Chris Chan. Not as smart as Keffals.
mdHughJass (the PUSH HER ON THE SWING guy in the Nov. 6th posts) posted "I knew it!" with photo-shopped upside-down pineapples over Nick and Kayla's back. This is relevant because an upside-down pineapple is used to indicate that a person is a swinger or interested in swinging, meaning mdHughJass is either just teasing or is in the know.
I'm only halfway through, but it's clear, despite his recent posturing, Nick hasn't learned a thing. He also throws around accusations of people doing him "actual harm", but again refuses to go into any specifics. Because he just hates the drama. This man is a weasel.
NIck is whining about how social media just makes people depressed and how his audience just makes all these depressive statements. He ends this short rant by calling back to his vacation being the best time of his life.
His core job responsibility, which is to entertain others, would be immensely helpful to alleviate the alleged rampant depression cycle, but instead they're forced to tears from the boredom as his free-on-demand puppet therapists everytime he sits and whinges on and on about how much he needs vacations for the 100th time. It doesn't seem like it helped him one bit if he's this much of a broken record.
I do miss it a little, because it was funny in its own way. But it derailed from the purpose of this thread so it's good overall that it has ceased. Maybe she will get her own thread one day and it can be contained.
Admittedly, if Nick is ever gifted his own subforum (right now a big big ask), it'll likely be due to the shenanigans of the Cynthias, TICs, etc floating around him. I'm sure she'll be happy to help with its creation. Maybe one of the clippers will get credit, but they're often not the bigger catalyst imv.
I'm only halfway through, but it's clear, despite his recent posturing, Nick hasn't learned a thing. He also throws around accusations of people doing him "actual harm", but again refuses to go into any specifics. Because he just hates the drama. This man is a weasel.
I love Elissa Clips, but she's playing with fire uploading a 44 minute clip behind the paywall. Legal Mindset constantly tells his audience he'll strike channels who upload behind the paywall. I don't think Nick would strike Elissa, but 44 minutes out of a 60ish minute stream? Bold............
When Faran & Divinity had their clip war drama and everyone was asking Nick for his opinion, he did put it out there that he allows people to clip him, but he could "rescind that permission at anytime." With the latest talk about going after him personally, I'm going to head to the microwave, heat up some popcorn, and see how this plays out...........
Rekieta says people have been asking him to do "something meaningful".
MEANINGFUL CONTENT ALERT
He says he's working on some projects and had a business meeting today. Rekieta intends to author a book. He says it has "massive broad appeal", and has "gotten the team started today". He plans to start an Indiegogo or something similar. but only when the project reaches a certain level of tangible progress, because he fears that if he did it too early, he would get sidetracked and not finish the project.
Maybe deal with the 5k subs gift first?
Rekieta then segues and says that "people have been asking me to fight, to fight legally for some things. And something came across my plate, and I think you're going to love the fight, and I think the fight is going to be hype for this audience, and every LawTube audience." Not sure what this means, but he say's it's about "making real change".
It's not his supporters fault that he's a narcissistic asshat who can't tell the difference between sycophantic brown nosing and actual advice. What a faggot. Even in his moment of clarity that he needs to course correct he can't just take responsibility and move on, he has to blame the fans.
I thought I would miss Cynthia's schizo posting after a thread ban more than I do. Good riddance I guess? Was she actually helpful at all in tracking all the Locals personalities / pointing you to interesting content for the summaries or was that more puffery on her part?
I have adopted a journalistic code of ethics with people who share information with me, so I'll be coy and just say that the help was not as much as I had hoped for my goals.
Honestly, I think that was because we had different ideas of what was important. See the conflict in this thread. Any more, I sayeth not.
Yes. A divorced and significantly older sister with a daughter in her later 20's. Seems to be the father's daughter but not the mother's. He might as well have been an only child growing up.
I was in his Locals back in November watching everything happen. All of this didn't happen to you Nick. You caused it, and there can be no turning back until you realize that fact.
Regarding his idea of playing Chess with God. What a horrible horrible outlook on the Almighty. Chess, by design, is adversarial. There is a winner and loser (unless you draw). If Nick thinks this analogy is apropos, that explains so much about his outlook on life. Problems are not meant to be overcome, but rather God outsmarting you. In fact, God relishes beating you down in chess to show how much better he is than you. I can't tell if he's emotionally stunted because he believes that shit, or if he believes that shit because he's emotionally stunted.
Amen. The outlook is one of a struggling man, and not just heretical. Nick might think he is coming out og f his funk, but if THIS is the lesson he has learned, he's just setup for another breakdown.
This is not healthy, and Nick does not strike me as the stoic Invictus or stiff-upper-lip type.
I think this is probably the most important conclusion to have about the whole Rekieta saga. While he's still pivoting back to his old content (and pretending to be trad con dad again) to claw back a fraction of his previous audience, we know that behind closed doors he's following R&R on instagram and swinging.
To be honest, I think that he was given a reprimand by someone for the awfulness that his content had become. If I didn't think that Kayla was so into the swinging scene, I would've guessed that she asked him to stop the online degeneracy, but more than likely it was Rumble
Each and every of his 'revelations' are just re-packaged cope from early this year. If someone wanted a project, it would be hilarious to source the old video clips side by side with the new and alternate them.
Even his story about the crazed fan who saw thr light is repeated.
I love Elissa Clips, but she's playing with fire uploading a 44 minute clip behind the paywall. Legal Mindset constantly tells his audience he'll strike channels who upload behind the paywall. I don't think Nick would strike Elissa, but 44 minutes out of a 60ish minute stream? Bold............
When Faran & Divinity had their clip war drama and everyone was asking Nick for his opinion, he did put it out there that he allows people to clip him, but he could "rescind that permission at anytime." With the latest talk about going after him personally, I'm going to head to the microwave, heat up some popcorn, and see how this plays out...........
Nick and Kayla Rekieta are a dishonest pair of degenerates and they know it. They know who they are trying to fool and why. They probably would have gotten away with it for longer if it weren't for their own stupidity (and those dang kiwi farmers).
MEANINGFUL CONTENT ALERT 