Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.2%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.2%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 119 36.3%

  • Total voters
    328
I saw a clip of nick talking about how he's going to drop a lot of the degenerate shit. Is any of this true?

I kind of like nulls take about not harshing on someone trying to turn things around (gunt), but I think it's got to be a sincere effort.
He's said he plans to cut back on it while "retooling" his content, assuring the fans that love the degen shit that "it's not going anywhere." But in usual Nick fashion it's all very limp-wristed, vague, and hard to keep track of what the fuck he's even talking about sometimes.

At this point, even if he did come out and 100% disavow all the coomer stuff in the harshest terms possible, and promise to turn his content around. I wouldn't believe a word of it.
 
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Hahaha he takes drugs so funny hahaha
This faggot sounds so much like Boogie these days that it's pathetic.
He's said he plans to cut back on it while "retooling" his content, while assuring the fans that love the degen shit that "it's not going anywhere." But in usual Nick fashion it's all very limp-wristed, vague, and hard to keep track of what the fuck he's even talking about sometimes.
Why does he even bother posting these pussy rants? "I'm gonna stop doing the coomer shit except I'm not." Just fuck off.
 
But in usual Nick fashion it's all very limp-wristed, vague, and hard to keep track of what the fuck he's even talking about sometimes.
I think the issue here is that he doesn't want to be laughed at for his hypocrisy and the discordance between his public image now and his public image in years prior, in the exact same way he did with Jack Murphy.

But he must know that if he straight up says that he will be laughed at even further for being a hypocritical bitch, so he makes up this weird psychological portrait of a detractor and beats that strawman down night after night on his Locals seethestreams.

Will Rekieta end up making an iDubbbz-style apology to Jack Murphy before the end of the year?
 
While I understand the "hope" that they really aren't swinging.................. Many times in life, "truth is stranger than fiction."

I don't hope they aren't swinging, I hope that they are. That'd be much more entertaining, which is my only investment in this saga. And I really have no idea one way or the other. And he's unarguably on the route to doing it -- you can only put your hand in the cookie jar so often before you eventually think 'fuck it' and eat the cookie.

But if I had to decide one way or the other and my life depended on it, I'd probably go with 'hasn't done it yet'. Remember what he told Farah? Kayla WANTS to swing. If you'll admit that when you're in your cups, you'll admit that you've actually done the deed if you've done it.

And is there a moral distinction between going to Hedonism to flirt with the bulls and ogle tits and actual swinging? None that I can see. But I suspect there's one in Rekieta's mind. He's somebody who didn't have sex until he's married. He's one of those lawyers that always thinks he can find a loophole. See Rekieta vs Montegraph. So I think HE thinks he's still on the right side of the swinging loophole because he hasn't actually penetrated another woman that isn't our wife.

I feel much less certain about her. She's got cheat written all over her. And I'd be much less sure that he hasn't sucked a dick or two.
 
And is there a moral distinction between going to Hedonism to flirt with the bulls and ogle tits and actual swinging? None that I can see. But I suspect there's one in Rekieta's mind. He's somebody who didn't have sex until he's married. He's one of those lawyers that always thinks he can find a loophole. See Rekieta vs Montegraph. So I think HE thinks he's still on the right side of the swinging loophole because he hasn't actually penetrated another woman that isn't our wife.
It isn't swinging if he's the one who took a black dick up the ass?

I'm not sure why people are so willing to pretend that a guy who admitted his wife wanted to cuck him, then went to a cuck resort during cuck week, then was evasive and weird about exactly where he was during that time, then went to a gay bar for an underwear party on his birthday, again at the command of his wife, that people are willing to pretend this guy isn't a cuck who engages in swinging.

Seriously what the fuck?

This shit is so goddamn obvious. The man is a cuck. He "swings" meaning being a cuck.

Getting spitroasted by niggers every day is probably a stretch but that's what's a matter of time, not his obvious cuckoldry/swinging which is an obvious thing.

You don't go to a cuck resort during cuck week not to get cucked.
 
Getting spitroasted by niggers every day is probably a stretch but that's what's a matter of time, not his obvious cuckoldry/swinging which is an obvious thing.

We're just arguing semantics here. I think that in his third rate lawyer mind, he believes that if his limp balldo-encased phallus hasn't penetrated another woman, it doesn't count as 'swinging'.

But sure, the case for him going to Hedonism repeatedly, hanging out in gay bars in his underwear, etc. is all proven beyond a reasonable doubt. Does that make him a cuck? No argument.

I'd actually have more respect for him if he was going through all the wine moms like a dose of epsom salts. At least he'd be someone with the courage of his convictions rather than a cunt who's trying to have it all ways.
 
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I made it through that long ass clip, I had trouble keeping my attention to it but I just wanna say, at one point in the latter half of the clip he says people try to force their way into creators lives, but he fails to point out or reAlise that those people are the leather bound Wine whores he so desperately wanted. The rest of us, which I believe he's actually complaining about, were dragged kicking and Screaming into his life while telling him it was a big mistake.

As a side note I hope he course corrects for his own sake but if he eats a bullet it's just as well for the rest of his family. While I don't think being left with just a drugged out whore for a mom is much better, I'm reasonably confident the n any taking on full parenting roll would probably be for the best at that point.
 
Have you seen his Montegraph go fund me? His hype days are over.
Hw could still raise some decent dosh for a truly good cause. Nick's fundraising skills (like his channel popularity) was never about him, despite him thinking so.
Interestingly, it doesn't seem he mentioned our Logger. I did just scan through for good spots to stop and listen, so it's possible I just missed any mentions. That would be a strange omission. So his current strategy is to blame technology. Such a Boomer.
A few reasons come to mind:

He realises I do not touch the cow and pointing and laughing at public messages is fair. I am in the same category as clip channels.

He cannot see the Farms and the doxx panic in LOCALS has died down where they stop bringing it up. They have actively shifted to puffing their chests out and saying how we are almost literally Hitler, but they are not afraid becuase we are incels with no life.

He did address me directly a few times in the February - March area on his seethe streams and his 'work' to own the Farms. That all failed hilariously. I really do not care, and my only response would be 'get funnier' lawman and wine moms. You are stuck in a wallowing self-pity session.
He's somebody who didn't have sex until he's married. He's one of those lawyers that always thinks he can find a loophole. See Rekieta vs Montegraph. So I think HE thinks he's still on the right side of the swinging loophole because he hasn't actually penetrated another woman that isn't our wife.
Incorrect. I have mentioned before that the seeming wholesome stories and aspect that Nick put on as Trad Dad have all been eroded when the truth came out with the Coomening:

His affectionate references to his wife and taking care of them and the kids was ruined by 'after pregnancy you body is wrecked',, the Balldo, and all the sex talk.

His story about pretending to be gay to get close to Kayla was a funny story, until the degenerate and homoerotic overtones appeared on the show.

His claim to not have had sex before marriage and how his wife is more beautiful now than ever went right out the window when he retold the story of her in the blue dress in univarsity. He spilled the beans that it was his 21st birthday and he was in the dorm with his buddy across the room then Kayla came in in a now skin-tight blue dress and did him.

The more degenerate Nick gets, ans the more context, the worse it all gets. I don't care that Nick did any of these things. I only care that it contrasted so sharply with his image that it smacked of deception, then when called out he said 'fuck you, leave'. Now Nick admits people were right, but they were STILL in the wrong for not presenting it in the 'right' way.

Nick, sugarcoating is for literal children to take their medicine; not for grown adults.
 
Is this the guy who freaked out over getting like 6 dislikes on a video? How do you mention not wanting to be seen as a sycophant then in the same message act as a sycophant and then do it again in a later message. Somebody get this man a dictionary, or I guess since he reads presumably this thread

Sycophant - A person who attempts to gain advantage by flattering influential people or behaving in a servile manner.

I don't remember any freakout about dislikes but I do have a vague memory of him coming on a Rackets stream all angry and talking about calling in the internet police and consequences not ever being the same. I think it was about some phone call or message he got that mentioned his kids? I can understand the passion about anyone bringing up your kids but I found his reaction a bit goofy at the time. I was thinking maybe I wouldn't go straight to the internet to give a reaction and attention to whoever was saying things about my kids and invoking the internet police.
 
I don't remember any freakout about dislikes but I do have a vague memory of him coming on a Rackets stream all angry and talking about calling in the internet police and consequences not ever being the same. I think it was about some phone call or message he got that mentioned his kids? I can understand the passion about anyone bringing up your kids but I found his reaction a bit goofy at the time. I was thinking maybe I wouldn't go straight to the internet to give a reaction and attention to whoever was saying things about my kids and invoking the internet police.
During the Darrel Brooks trial Aussie went on one of Nick's streams and practically cried over people showing up just to dislike his stream or vid, Nick attempted to comfort him if memory serves, but I don't remember people calling about his kids personally, not saying that didn't happen though, I just don't recall it
 
During the Darrel Brooks trial Aussie went on one of Nick's streams and practically cried over people showing up just to dislike his stream or vid, Nick attempted to comfort him if memory serves, but I don't remember people calling about his kids personally, not saying that didn't happen though, I just don't recall it
Aussie was really cagey about the issue, I think he directly addressed it either on his own channel or maybe Vices' channel. I don't know (or remember at least) how specific the threat to his family was, but it was more than just mean words.

Flip side, the bitching about dislikes is silly, youtube just measure engagement, positive or negative, as the same thing.
 
His claim to not have had sex before marriage and how his wife is more beautiful now than ever went right out the window when he retold the story of her in the blue dress in univarsity. He spilled the beans that it was his 21st birthday and he was in the dorm with his buddy across the room then Kayla came in in a now skin-tight blue dress and did him.

I've no idea how I missed this. He lost his virginity with his pal in the same room? The mind fucking boggles!

Was his pal Drex? Did Nick get sloppy seconds? Did he lose his virginity in respect of sex with a woman at the same time he lost his anal virginity?

Whatever the story might be, this cunt cannot tell the truth to save his own fucking life.

Edit: Also, this confirms something that I've always strongly suspected. While Kayla might be the first person Nick had sex with, the converse always seemed highly implausible to me. Now, perhaps things were different when I was young, but the idea that a young woman who was a virgin was creeping into your dorm room to lose her virginity while your buddy watched doesn't seem likely at all. Nick was definitely not Kayla's first.
I'm betting not his second or his third either.
 
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I've no idea how I missed this. He lost his virginity with his pal in the same room? The mind fucking boggles!

Was his pal Drex? Did Nick get sloppy seconds? Did he lose his virginity in respect of sex with a woman at the same time he lost his anal virginity?

Whatever the story might be, this cunt cannot tell the truth to save his own fucking life.
After Nick reminisced about his love of House and Techno music and staying out until 5am at shows I would be surprised if he didn't have some kind of experience before that.
 
I made it through that long ass clip, I had trouble keeping my attention to it but I just wanna say, at one point in the latter half of the clip he says people try to force their way into creators lives, but he fails to point out or reAlise that those people are the leather bound Wine whores he so desperately wanted. The rest of us, which I believe he's actually complaining about, were dragged kicking and Screaming into his life while telling him it was a big mistake.

As a side note I hope he course corrects for his own sake but if he eats a bullet it's just as well for the rest of his family. While I don't think being left with just a drugged out whore for a mom is much better, I'm reasonably confident the n any taking on full parenting roll would probably be for the best at that point.
Every strung out washed up e-celeb on the downswing follows the pattern of initially loving any and all forms of attention to suddenly being disgusted by it when they feel like they've made enough money to consider themselves too good to be a dancing monkey. It's like a porn star thinking that disavowing their career when they no longer feel compelled to suck dick for cock will magically undo all the filthy cocks and poz loads they've had inside all their holes.
 
Nick and Kayla Rekieta are a dishonest pair of degenerates and they know it. They know who they are trying to fool and why. They probably would have gotten away with it for longer if it weren't for their own stupidity (and those dang kiwi farmers).
This was probably said in posts before, but it's a nice reminder that Ethan Ralph was right again about his claims of Nick being a shyster lawyer. That statement is 100% accurate as Nick is not only completely dishonest about almost everything, he's also not covering any legal cases anymore.
 
Watched the long clip.... grueling. If you want the cliff notes, Clip This Bitch has the most important parts separated out:
  1. RekietaLaw: Masculinity, The Manosphere, And Too Much Whiskey Drinking = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7YU1jDpnduY
  2. RekietaLaw: 'Things I Learned On Vacation' = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnrcthNvYLY
  3. RekietaLaw Explains What Went Wrong With The Locals Chat = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ueudwlWbwaE&t=1s
  4. RekietaLaw: When Haters Create Your Narrative = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEBxy4JIvb0
  5. RekietaLaw: 'Your Biggest Fans Are The Most Dangerous Liabilities' = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GHE37Q95zFg
  6. RekietaLaw's Convo With Josh Of Kiwi Farms, When Parasocial Relationships Get Creepy = https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMYuXLFT0Ko
In regards to the last video talking about his conversation with Josh............. Did he not understand what Josh was telling him? He acts like Josh was looking up to him like, "Wow! No one's ever done a chat like that! You're a GOD!" When in reality Josh was saying, "What the fuck are you thinking?" This proves the point that even when people have looked out for him in the past, he can never take anyone's advice because he simply knows better.

His comment about Cynthia in her saying he could be the next Joe Rogan. I found that oddly hilarious. Could he have been the next Joe Rogan type? Yeah, maybe........ he had a good shot at it. Now.......... fucking hell no, and he knows that. I think he said that, followed by, "Do you think I would want that? To be that famous? Nooooo...." I... CALL... BULLSHIT!!! I'm beginning to see he says things not only to make himself feel better, but also to appear grandiose to his audience, then pull the humble card. It's infuriating because it's so narcissistic and fake.

Every time in these locals streams, notice how he says, "I'm just pontificating." YES! YOU ARE! THAT'S ALL YOU DO! All he does is tell his audience more or less how he knows it all, and when it blows up in his face, it's THE AUDIENCE and his DETRACTORS fault, they create the narrative, they're all trying to control him, and if you don't like it, leave. Gotta hand it to him........ that's quite a fucked up story you've convinced yourself of Nick!

Now another night he couldn't do a show? I have a theory:
He wants to change his shows to a Monday/Wednesday/Friday or 3 days a week, and this is the way he's going to start training his audience............................ but first, blame the kids!
 
I've haven't watched much shit in the last six weeks or so because I've been flipping between being sick as hell and working my ass off. I'm seeing the clips form the most recent bitchin' in the kitchen vid and it's kind of flabbergasting. How has the quality of the kitchen videos gotten worse? In the last one he found a perfect spot to stand where he's both over lit and in the shadows at the same time. His bulbous alcoholic nose is coming along nicely. I've got to second the contentions that he started drinking heavily around the time he returned from the first Jamaica trip. The physical tole that it's taken on him pretty much only started then. He looks like shit now, but it's pretty new.

I still think that the answer to the swinging question is that they have determined that gay shit isn't cheating, so Lady Golum munches box like she's starving because it gets her loads of attention and pushes Nick towards the ultimate shit test of taking one in the ass. I am under the personal belief that she is crazy as fuck and really seems to get off on emasculating Nick. When is the last time she was on? Has it been since the first Jamaica trip? If she's pushing Nick into more and more gay shit I could see him banning her from the show because of her propensity to "accidentally" share too much.
 
Why does he even bother posting these pussy rants? "I'm gonna stop doing the coomer shit except I'm not." Just fuck off.
Frankly, because he's still in denial he's become so overexposed (damaged goods even). In his mind he's emotionally trapped on board the Titanic trying to keep a failed design from inevitably sinking. He needs rehab more than a rebrand.

Edit: Meh
 
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