Titanic tourist submersible goes missing with search under way

[keytar]

and the winner is "sudden catastrophic implosion"

Is there a metal band called Sudden Catastrophic Implosion? If not then dibs on the name.

 

[Kendall Motor Oil]

Bluetooth is shit and you are retarded. It isn't even a fucking IEEE standard any more. It's barely good enough for shitty earbuds, and unreliable as shit. You'd have to have absolute shit for brains to use it for mission critical applications.

Did the controller cause the submersible to implode? Anyone with two braincells knows people are memeing on the controller because it's a common or similar item millennial gamers have owned. Taking the "lol they died because of controller" seriously is akin to people taking a joke ideology seriously(nazbol gang) because they couldn't read the room. Even if the controller failed because of the bluetooth(which it wasn't) meme, the ballast system safety would inevitably kick in.

I wouldn't be the least bit surprised if russian nationalists and american bandwagoners posted images of submarine staff using controllers as evidence said staff were retarded if an american stub went missing. The confirmation bias over logic is on a similar plane.

 

[Sundae]

 

[JosephStalin]

Ya, wasn't expecting anything else. What's-his-face got what he deserved, the cheap, woke motherfucker. The rest - a shame. Least some fish will eat well.

I'm staying on land. Going to the beach is close enough to the ocean for me.

Another possible band name - "Woke and Now Fucking Dead".

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

All one could hope is that they don't blame gamers for this tragedy. I already saw a joke on Twitter where a news source claims that James Cameron has bought the rights to produce a docu series surrounding this tragedy just hours after it happened.

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I know his dad just died but this guy is a veritable treasure trove of retardation. Too bad his account is gone.

 

[Sundae]

A thought occurs: some days millionaires eat lobster for dinner. Some days it's the other way around.

I kid, I kid.


Seriously though, to take my mind off the news about this tragedy, I'm going to do something productive, like recycling.

Crushing things like tin cans, squeezing the last of the air out of the bottles...

 

[OrangeJuliusEvola]

Your question is illogical as it's predicated on our knowledge of the accomplishments of the Wright Brothers whereas if they had died history would not have recorded their names.

Countless people have died before achieving powered flight and nearly all people would not be able to name a single one.

But answering your question, if I was alive then and a two eccentric people say they can defy gravity with powered heavier than air flight only to die, yes I would laugh at those fools.

Well, there's Franz Reichelt, who I remember solely because he had people film himself jumping off the Eiffel Tower in his prototype parachute in 1912 from multiple angles.

Not quite a plane, but if you ever wanted to watch something like a Belle Epoch silent movie crossed with a Liveleak video, it's that, and it's right on wikipedia and youtube.

Reichelt at least was doing something this crazy because he was desperate to recoup the costs of developing and testing his prototype, though he did seem to believe it would work if a human operated it, as tests with dummies could not properly deploy it. Of course, it was doomed from the start, but he didn't know that.

 

[duckbutter&toejamsandwich]

What happens to laminate carbon fibre when it fails under compression? Crumple to flatness or shatter like safety glass or unwind?

Shatters into a billion pieces, especially if it's cold. It's very impressive to see first hand. Of course, you probably don't want to be inside of it when it does. Or where you could breath in the dust, since it's suspected to be a worse carcinogen than asbestos.

 

[Coccxys]

According to some of the last contacts it was descending too fast and they were trying to drop ballast to slow down.

If so called it

A submarine that loses control of bodily weight is a grave. There is a positive feedback relationship for an uncontrolled dive and it is extremely difficult to recover once it kicks in.

Weight engineering departments are pretty important.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

The last thing going through the heads of the passengers was the rest of their body. And some of the other passenger's bodies too. And parts of the submarine.

 

[MagneticTowels]

How's it feel to know cartel engineers have better sense than several millionaire white guys?

http://www.hisutton.com/Narco Subs 101.html

 

[MunsterCheeseJr]

Folks. The ocean isn't what it used to be. After all of the mass immigration it just isn't safe for white people.



At least someone got themselves a new game controller for their treasure collection.

 

[MrJokerRager]

It seems like the kid wasn't up for this trip.

19-year-old Titan passenger was ‘terrified’ before trip, his aunt says (Archive)

Azmeh Dawood — the older sister of Pakistani businessman Shahzada Dawood — told NBC News that her nephew, Suleman, informed a relative that he "wasn't very up for it" and felt "terrified" about the trip to explore the wreckage of the Titanic.


But the 19-year-old ended up going aboard OceanGate's 22-foot submersible because the trip fell over Father's Day weekend and he was eager to please his dad, who was passionate about the lore of the Titanic, according to Azmeh.

"I am thinking of Suleman, who is 19, in there, just perhaps gasping for breath ... It's been crippling, to be honest," Azmeh said in a phone interview from the home in Amsterdam she shares with her husband, Jonathan.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Is there a metal band called Sudden Catastrophic Implosion? If not then dibs on the name.

Andrew W.K. named an album "I Get Wet". So that works too.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

When somebody said to "make a close experience of the last minutes of HMS Titanic", Those billionaires took the phrase literally.

 

[ChromaQuack]

What fucking position are you supposedly holding on a bunch of rich fucks dying in a tin can gawking over the wreckage of a ship?

The position is "Matt Walsh told me to and I'm too much of an oligophrenic simpleton to think otherwise".

I find it quite funny, really, that for all that talk about laughing about trannies and DUH ESJAYS, neocons love to virtue signal like the best of them.

 

[Super Guido]

Matt Walsh is correct refusing to celebrate accidents and loss of life.
I know many of you niggers are complete nihilists, but that should be something you are ashamed of, regardless of your own issues maybe being also very serious and frustrating you to the point of nihilism enjoying.
There are MANY things to mock, like fags and trannies and mass looting gangstanegroes. But beyond the mocking, you should always hold actual positions on issues, you know, like "when the looting starts the shooting starts".
That being said, sometimes people do be retarded and not taking necessary precautions for such dangerous explorations.

I think there's a larger point to be made that affects people who aren't filthy rich; we typically work with people and expect them to know what they're doing. I don't know what the suckers who took the Final Trip with the dude knew about him, but there's an unfortunate reality that there are times when people who should know better make serious fuckups. It can be as simple as a doctor not informing the immediate relatives of elderly patients why something needs to be done (ie - patient had a stroke and can't live independently but they neglect to mention the patient had a stroke).

This is a thought independent of Matt Walsh, who I couldn't care less about. The whole situation seems to have less extreme parallels for some of the stuff that happens outside of the richosphere.

 

[SirCliveSinclairdabbing]

Is subway going to make the titan sandwich a menu item like it comes with tuna and mayo

On a flatbread.

 

[1440p Curved Monitor]

Okay the kid is the only one I give my sympathies to.

Aunt of the 19-year-old passenger on the Titan submersible says he was ‘terrified’ before the trip to the Titanic but went to please his dad because the trip fell over Father’s Day weekend.

“The 19-year-old ended up going aboard OceanGate's 22-foot submersible because the trip fell over Father's Day weekend and he was eager to please his dad, who was passionate about the lore of the Titanic”

I know that some of you are going to say "well I would told my dad no!" but kids at that age still want to prove their worth to their parents (especially if there's a billion dollars worth of inheritance at stake) and hindsight is 20/20.

https://archive.ph/wip/bGeVG