DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
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Phil said this was a "cone"and "pin head" as well as "crushed".
I don't see it.
Another classic Phil-ism where he transposes or misuses a phrase for something else my favorite being schlomo which is a jewish name but for Piggy it's someone who moves in slow-motion. In this case I'm guessing he meant needle nosed cause she's a bit pointy in the beak there.
 
Another classic Phil-ism where he transposes or misuses a phrase for something else my favorite being schlomo which is a jewish name but for Piggy it's someone who moves in slow-motion. In this case I'm guessing he meant needle nosed cause she's a bit pointy in the beak there.
His fucking usage of turns of phrases are goddamn Chris Chan levels. Like I am still convinced Chris would know what a rainy day fund is
 
No one mentioned that Khet is done with her husband's shit and is throwing shade at him as revealed by the internet outage beg? "I'm not an internet networking pro like you, but it looks like it's back on for me," while he's out spending money and playing WWE Champions time away from her on wireless network data is the equivalent of a potato firing an uzi spray on a drive by like he was Tee Carter and she was a pigroach taking him out, right? It is to me at least...
 
So I watched parts of his FF16 playthrough and it's one of those games when I wonder if he's seeing a different game than he's playing. Claimed it was 3 and half hours before the first combat. Did he pay that little attention to the prologue? It also showed he has that deep on the spectrum inability to read facial expressions.

that said

holy shit, he is TERRIBLE with Chun Li, doesn't use stances. his only combo is Dash cancel throw into burn out, 3 weeks STILL. STILL doesn't understand the Drive system.

Gets pissy when people spam jab cause it stuff literally the only thing he can do with chun, throw I mean how do you miss the input for down down kick.

He juist spams normals and not her good normals like standing HP or MP, keeps getting hit cause he's desperatly trying to throw, hail mary supers cause that again is all he can do.

like he's mind blowingly terrible with well anyone Chun especially. He's only progressing with blanka cause no one plays him so no one knows how to deal with his shit.

I dunno though I watched some of LTG SF6 stuff and he's more "entertaining" to watch rage, phil is a cross between a piss drenched mental patient homeless man and a child having a tantrum you just want to curbstomp

EDIT - ok Watched some more of DDM's restream playback and this match against Ryu "HODLblock". Retard if he down MK-> FB you 3 times stop trying to dash cancel throw or do it 3 more times?

Blames the game for being bad cause he can't get around FB spam. Mr Pro fighting game player best SUPER TURBO NA can't deal with FB spam? Not to mention Chun can counter with her own, flip over them, stance duck under them, super through them tbf he did do it once but was too far away but no the game is trash cause it doesn't give you anything to deal with FB spam...as chun li.

fuck I knew he was lower end of average at fighting games but this, this just....my god...
 
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I take back whatever I may have said about the Phil is gay theory, even though I personally don't believe it still. This rant is hilariously retarded.


1) Sex scenes are to be edgy and Game of Thrones style because sex in media never existed before that show came out apparently

2) Sex scenes are pointless and can be explained off screen because they don't even show actual body parts (DSP weirdly fixates on how you never see the guys dick and balls. Not saying that makes him gay but any straight guy thinks a lot more bobs and vagene than dicks and balls.

3) Justifying his change in attitude because he was a young and immature 30 year old and he has grown up from then (lmao) and copes about how he has a fulfilling sex life essentially. His old audience was immature and he was just catering to that. He's matured since then.

4) Has some mini jealousy segment about how most people watch popular "memesters, drama baiters, stupid khantent". He claims he found that stuff cringeworthy even back then.

5) Goes into people mocking him for being a overly sexual loser back then and how now they make fun of him for being a fucking ultra-Puritan. Basically his usual rant about how he can never appease his trolls.

6) Goes back into how useless the cutscenes are and that it feels like Naked Gun or something because the cock is blocked out.
 
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Just when I thought Tuesday's Street Beggar sesh was peak babyrage, yesterday was just chef's kiss. Along with the usual THAT'S MINE! WALK UP DRIVE IMPAYOOOOOOOOOKT! HE DID NOTHING IMPRESSIVE! MY MOOF DRAHPPED! THAT'S IT I'M DONE! IT'S DONE! etc. babyraging, he went full Grug smash on his arcade stick, way more so than usual. Smacked the shit out of it every time he got DI'd or got hit by a super, whenever someone tilted him he was mashing the FUCK out of the buttons to rematch them. We also got some genuine old school piggy rage in his voice as well, much funnier than his usual feminine pissy soyrage.
 
The funny part I saw on Memology was how he complaint about that DeeJay player who spammed the fireballs. Which is funny because that is the same way he played DeeJay in Super turbo: the "burnout" blades and then the anti air leg attacks (if i remember correctly) Also "This would never work in a tournament!" How would he know when he hans't played competitive for more then 15 years now? Heck if he would dare to enter real tournaments (not mall fights but real FGC ones) I would pledge a bit just to see how far he gets
 
DSP is currently an hour into a massive prestream cope and seethe session about Zelda with no signs of stopping. Even his chat is annoyed.
But its game developers fault games take too long to finish. This dude spends more time bitching about games than actually playing them.
Probably is butt hurt about the viral videos on TikTok. Isn't it ironic how the thing that gave his miserable life meaning is now ripping him a new asshole everytime he opens his dumb mouth?
 
DSP is currently an hour into a massive prestream cope and seethe session about Zelda with no signs of stopping. Even his chat is annoyed.
But its game developers fault games take too long to finish. This dude spends more time bitching about games than actually playing them.
I really want to have a bet on what he will drop first between SF6 or TotK, but these rants about it's length makes it really unfair.

Didn't he bitch before the game came out about how you could beat the game right away by going to the final boss area or something? If he's hating it so much why doesn't he just go fight Gannondorf already? Oh yeah, he's gotta milk it for all it's worth. He really fucking hates how long it allegedly is.

It really does show how fucking awful he is with time management. You don't have to go do all this optional khantent Dave, just set up your Zelda streams so you have a story stream and an optional one or something.
 
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