Skitzocow Chris Gillon / Autphag and Spergchan / Sophie Y’Israeli - Autistic North Koreaboo, Also a Man

[Sanae Kochiya]

Being part of the Aspergian elite is like trying to feel special about being the smartest of a class of retards.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

He lags of the bad end of average for a neugrotypical men. Those are typically upper-mid 100s general scores. He can bullshit but he doesn't think that well, honestly.
Most spergs are at the near-enough-bad-end-of-exceptional. For me to be above Alberto this minutely, yes, is unimpressive in neugrotypical terms, but makes me one of the Aspergian elite. Cheers.

I don't often bother seriously thinking in this thread anymore because you can just pump out paragraphs of bullshit over literally nothing.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

So you basically want to create DPRK styled propaganda posters for your own personal gain? K.

 

[Autphag]

I don't often bother seriously thinking in this thread anymore because you can just pump out paragraphs of bullshit over literally nothing.

Is this what your neugro talisman mind whittled down the process of creativity to? Jesus Christ you're slipping.

Being part of the Aspergian elite is like trying to feel special about being the smartest of a class of exceptional individuals.

True. But it also means, per the maxim, "Who has the right to enslave the Aspergian?", that I and few others reserve the right to determine what the hell to do with it. And my honest inclination is to just throw the proverbially scrumpled blueprint into the bin with the majority of the spectrum. To the fields, on starvation rations, engaging religiously in 'sacrifice' to their people they go.

 

[Eponine]

He lags of the bad end of average for a neugrotypical men. Those are typically upper-mid 100s general scores. He can bullshit but he doesn't think that well, honestly.
Most spergs are at the near-enough-bad-end-of-exceptional. For me to be above Alberto this minutely, yes, is unimpressive in neugrotypical terms, but makes me one of the Aspergian elite. Cheers.

Parsing...

He is slightly lower than average intelligence because I'm smart and because I say so. He's a dumb-dumb and can't refute this.
Meanwhile, I barely escape a life of drooling into my lap and flapping uncontrollably so I am a superior individual and disdainfully look down my nose at you all. Cheers.

 

[Autphag]

Parsing...

A tad hyperbolic on the translation of my second sentence. I'd more than escaped it. I had also escaped the analogous equivalent, of "oogabooga where's mah chippeh and the footeh on the telleh", for negrotypicals, and could passably run figurehead position of a society. I will attain this. You watch me.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

Have some DPRK music to calm you down.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I've also already let the thread know that I'm an autist, so y'know.
I'm now officially a member of the Aspergian elite, you guys. First order of provisions: party hats for everyone.

 

[Eponine]

A tad hyperbolic on the translation of my second sentence. I'd more than escaped it. I had also escaped the analogous equivalent, of "oogabooga where's mah chippeh and the footeh on the telleh", for negrotypicals, and could passably run figurehead position of a society. I will attain this. You watch me.

Parsing...

You're wrong. You're more than wrong! I'm going to become a pillar of society, just you wait!

 

[Autphag]

I've also already let the thread know that I'm an autist, so y'know.
I'm now officially a member of the Aspergian elite, you guys. First order of provisions: party hats for everyone.

I've set the cut-off to where you lie exactly. So sorry. To the fields you go!

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I've set the cut-off to where you lie exactly. So sorry. To the fields you go!

Sorry you're not allowed to issue orders to the Aspergian elite.

 

[Autphag]

Sorry you're not allowed to issue orders to the Aspergian elite.

I am the prototypical member of the Aspergian elite. Your predecessorial generation. I can do as I please. You will be fertilizer if you keep this up.

 

[Eponine]

I am the prototypical member of the Aspergian elite. Your predecessorial generation. I can do as I please. You will be fertilizer if you keep this up.

Parsing...

I am first and foremost among the autists, thereby making me your superior, and you are poop.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

I be tha prototypizzle killa of tha Aspergian elite and my money on my mind. Yo' predecessorial generation. I cizzan do as I pleaze. Yizzou will be fertiliza if you keep dis up keep'n it real yo.

lol what

 

[LagoonaBlue]

You couldn't even run a marathon, Aut, let alone a country.

 

[Loxiozzz]

You couldn't even run a marathon, Aut, let alone a country.

He can't even run a bath.

 

[Autphag]

You couldn't even run a marathon, Aut, let alone a country.

You have a toilet paper degree in literature whilst I have been autodidactically trained in all strands of political philosophy for twice as long. Compared to you, anyway, anybody in my predicament is a frontrunner. I'd love to see you try, though.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

You hizzle a toilet baller degree 'n literature W-H-to-tha-izzilst I hizzave been autodidactizzle trainizzle 'n all strands of political philosizzle fo` twice as lizzong. Compizzle ta you, anywizzle, anybody 'n mah predicament is a frontrunna. I'd love ta sizzay you trizzy, thizzle.

speak english not negroid

 

[Eponine]

speak english not negroid

I got you fam

You have a toilet paper degree in literature whilst I have been autodidactically trained in all strands of political philosophy for twice as long. Compared to you, anyway, anybody in my predicament is a frontrunner. I'd love to see you try, though.

Parsing...

Your English degree is nothing compared to my self-taught ability to make word salads, and you don't even come close, you loser. Haha, come at me bro!

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

You have a toilet paper degree in literature whilst I have been autodidactically trained in all strands of political philosophy for twice as long. Compared to you, anyway, anybody in my predicament is a frontrunner. I'd love to see you try, though.