Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Tiresome]

That fuckin' kitchen lighting looks like Jack's already in purgatory.

 

[AnOminous]

That fuckin' kitchen lighting looks like Jack's already in purgatory.

It really intensifies his appearance of being about to die. Things just get worse and worse for jackhole, and now he's in some shithole kitchen that looks like a newlywed couple right out of high school would be using. I also like him acting as if this is "temporary," like he's going to live long enough to see a new kitchen built.

Also the dumb fuck can't even bake a pound cake. That was literally the first thing I baked when I was like 10 or so.

 

[Whaler]

I am sure the Navy heard something, but to be fair, it might've taken them a bit to determine whether they were absolutely certain that they heard a bunch of billionaires turning into plankton food. If it had even a remote possibility of being anything else, that "else" thing probably would've been highly classified intel.

The Navy confirmed that they did record the sound of a implosion in the area the Submersible was in, but kept it private in case the implosion wasn't violet and the passengers managed to live.

OceanGate also didn't inform anyone about it until like 12 hours after they lost contact with the submersible, as they'd lost contact with it in a previous dive

To be fair, the submersible lost contact with people every dive. Of course OceanGate wasn't going to announce that the Submersible they knowingly cut corners on and was aware it was a carbon fibre coffin had lost contact and there was a 90% chance everybody on board was dead.

 

[Kosher Salt]

The Navy confirmed that they did record the sound of a implosion in the area the Submersible was in, but kept it private in case the implosion wasn't violet and the passengers managed to live.

I think that's the least plausible explanation yet. Come on Navy, at least try to make the lie believable.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Also the dumb fuck can't even bake a pound cake. That was literally the first thing I baked when I was like 10 or so.

Yeah but it's a KETO pound cake. That makes all the difference.

Truth be told Jagoff has no idea what he's doing in the kitchen.

 

[ZipDisk]

I think they've got those modular building grade fluorescents, like a work trailer. Somebody went cheap on the fixtures.

 

[Tiresome]

I think they've got those modular building grade fluorescents, like a work trailer. Somebody went cheap on the fixtures.

The whole place looks like a shitty well-aged crackerbox that Keith SNEED's company cleaned up on the cheap and flipped to Tam and Co, who we know can't even tell a beagle pup when they see one.

 

[Guntanator]

It's necrosis

 

[Fascist Frederick]

It's necrosis

Still waiting for the day that HOPE gnaws off a dead finger while Jack takes an afternoon nap, and he doesn't notice until after he wakes up because he has zero feeling in the limb.

 

[Blasterisk]

Still waiting for the day that HOPE gnaws off a dead finger while Jack takes an afternoon nap, and he doesn't notice until after he wakes up because he has zero feeling in the limb.

I bet she sticks her tongue out first to get more meat.

 

[Your Favorite New Friend]

It's necrosis

You get a cursed monkey paw that grants you five wishes, but it's attached to the end of your own arm.

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Also the dumb fuck can't even bake a pound cake. That was literally the first thing I baked when I was like 10 or so.

The likely reason for why the pound cake fell apart is because of how he added in the dry ingredients, causing him to overmix the batter and create air pockets in the batter that lead to the cake deflating when it was baked.

It really intensifies his appearance of being about to die. Things just get worse and worse for jackhole, and now he's in some shithole kitchen that looks like a newlywed couple right out of high school would be using. I also like him acting as if this is "temporary," like he's going to live long enough to see a new kitchen built.

It's weird that he even had to be in another kitchen. Is he at his kid's place for "safety" concerns?

 

[AnOminous]

It's weird that he even had to be in another kitchen. Is he at his kid's place for "safety" concerns?

Dude they had to sell their McMansion and move to some shithole because they're broke.

 

[Polska krowa]

To be fair, the submersible lost contact with people every dive.

Yes, I know, that's why I said exactly that

 

[Mr. Zed da Robot Poon Fed]

Dude they had to sell their McMansion and move to some shithole because they're broke.

My bad. That part was lost on me. Never would think that Jack was rich at face value.

 

[Marisa]

It's necrosis
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jack's gut pushing down on his little finger is probably the most exercise that hand has gotten in years

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Dude they had to sell their McMansion and move to some shithole because they're broke.

Hospital visits and an extended stay in a nursing home can do that to you.

And you know what could have saved them? if Jagoff had lost the weight and took care of himself instead of gorging on fast food, meat and grease.

 

[SpotOnTheWall]

AugustTheDuck has bitched out of making Jack videos:

"Hopefully Jack's health will recover"
lol

 

[ZipDisk]

The corkscrew duck has said this before. Screw him and his fake sentiment. The only upside is that the duck won't be leeching off Jack anymore.

Him claiming he wants Jack to "Get better" (Not physically possible) is false, and he probably caught some flak for his videos.


Jack Scalfani's dead arm has propped up August the Duck's worthless channel. And you can quote me on that.



PCLM 4 LYFE.

 

[The Grimace]

AugustTheDuck has bitched out of making Jack videos:

"Hopefully Jack's health will recover"
lol

It's nuts that this zoomer cuck just made a vid the other day roasting post-stroke Jack and never even acknowledged that anything was different. Anything for views I guess.