Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
There was a motherfucking coup starting to develop in a nuclear armed Russia and he coom-streams.........

Like I get it, he can't be worried to know a fucking thing going on in the world.....but for fucks sake, he could have wrangled up some guests who know what they are talking about. He'd be drawing all kinds of viewers
There weren't enough cold takes out there for Nick to parrot, that coup was happening in real time! Nick needs at least 4 days to parrot talking heads or zero hedge.

For reference, see how bad his election streams have been. Plus, I can't imagine Balldoman trying to pronounce Russian names, much less offering any insight beyond, "I bet that guy gets all the camwhores. Coomalot, you ever done a Russkie?"
 
There was a motherfucking coup starting to develop in a nuclear armed Russia and he coom-streams.........
Didn't he do the same thing when Trump got indicted? Literally some of the biggest legal news of the century, he cooms. Russian coup? He cooms. Imminent apocalypse? He cooms.
 
I genuinely don't get the appeal of Camelot. Dude is early 30's dude who's obsessed with gamestop news still, thinks banging fat 4s off tinder is peak, and must take his shirt off on stream
I posted earlier about their 2 bedroom suite Nick & Kayla shared with Camelot in Vegas. Forgive me if I find it fucking weird, but when is the last time you heard a married couple away from their 5 kids wanting to share a hotel room with a 30 year old dude that loves having threesomes with 4's... saying two 4's make an 8. And Nick wonders why the internet assumes they had an orgy with Coomalot.

This really perked up my ears because it made me solidify myself in the camp of "Rekieta was a neglectful and absent parent/husband due to his obsession with covering trials for the money. Kayla threatened to divorce him. Everything since then has been his desperate and flailing attempts to keep the relationship together. As a result of someone who thinks they are way smarter than they are Googling, he determined that all the coom behavior was the surefire way to save their relationship. His complete inability to accept even the slightest criticism about this behavior comes from the fact that he views any attack on this behavior as a literal attack on his marriage/family. This is why he takes even the slightest criticism so personally and refers to it in such weird ways such as at one point literally referring to it as an attack on his family."

I might be wrong, but I'm probably not and there's enough there that I'm comfortable planting my flag. That's my final answer, tell me what I won Regis.
Regis, I'd like to give MY final answer..............

You make great points, but I also see it from another angle. Nick is a "working father." He's clearly the breadwinner. Kayla takes care of the kids........ with a nanny........ and yet we hear how Nick also has to drive kids around all day. There has been a number of streams where Nick has been wasted saying he hates Minnesota because he lives in the middle of nowhere and it's always cold, but he can't leave. Why?

Why? Kayla's family is there. Believe it or not, I think Nick carries the weight in the relationship, but I think out of love, he's staying in Minnesota for her and her family, but I think it's starting to really get to him. That's why I think Kayla is trying to get all this plastic surgery, going on these "sexual" vacations.............. If Nick wanted to up and move to Florida or Texas, he could. Nick grew up in Houston. She grew up in the boonies. She seems like the insecure type that if they moved to Houston, she would go nuts because she'd have to step it up.

Nick is around during the day. They have a nanny. What else does she have to do? There have even been streams where you can see something's off. Her flirting with Branca on election night. The weird skanky outfits she wore on the Vegas streams. The clip @Spaded Dave pulled shows Nick talked with Lead Attorney. Why would HE be talking to a divorce attorney? (Also funny how he weirdly had to say how great LA said their relationship/sex life was. I think Kayla watches the streams and keeps tabs after the Mandy shit.)

Nick could say tomorrow "Bitch, pack your shit, we moving to Texas." She'd have to go. He makes the money. Divorce him? Good luck finding a rich fucker in the boonies to remarry. I think at this point it's her trying to do anything to make him happy to keep him there. I used to think it was her in control, but after some things I've heard him say the past couple months................ I think it's him struggling with wanting to move or bow out.

I think we're both right Dave... the truth is somewhere between both of our theories.
 
I think we're both right Dave... the truth is somewhere between both of our theories.
You definitely bring up some interesting points. Especially in regards to who is the potential lead in any divorce discussions. I might have locked in too early but I agree, I think we are both surrounding the target if not over it.
 
You make great points, but I also see it from another angle. Nick is a "working father." He's clearly the breadwinner. Kayla takes care of the kids........ with a nanny........ and yet we hear how Nick also has to drive kids around all day.
Could it be that Nick is just a narcissistic, entitled little bitch who moans and complains endlessly about having to do even the simplest, easiest thing despite living on Easy Street his entire life?
 
Nick could say tomorrow "Bitch, pack your shit, we moving to Texas." She'd have to go. He makes the money. Divorce him? Good luck finding a rich fucker in the boonies to remarry. I think at this point it's her trying to do anything to make him happy to keep him there.
That could be true, but Nick divorcing is a damage to his brand. He can denounce it all he wants but his brand has always been 'the married life most men craves'. Only way he'd go through with that is if he's given up and just don't give a fuck any more. But he clearly does and is trying to pull up even if he's failing so far.

But I do agree that it's probably a combination of both of them degen-ing out cause they're both burning out. Lady ours physically and Nick mentally.
 
That could be true, but Nick divorcing is a damage to his brand. He can denounce it all he wants but his brand has always been 'the married life most men craves'. Only way he'd go through with that is if he's given up and just don't give a fuck any more. But he clearly does and is trying to pull up even if he's failing so far.
Not really. Getting divorced worked out fine for Stern. It would be the same here if not an easier sell. We've all seen the pile of useless crazy that is Lady Gollum. If he played it right ditching Lady Gollum would have worked out a lot better for him in the long run. He could have upgraded to a younger model that had more going on than being a sorority girl baby factory.

His brand will never financially recover from his COOMER heel turn.
 
Nick could say tomorrow "Bitch, pack your shit, we moving to Texas." She'd have to go. He makes the money. Divorce him? Good luck finding a rich fucker in the boonies to remarry. I think at this point it's her trying to do anything to make him happy to keep him there. I used to think it was her in control, but after some things I've heard him say the past couple months................ I think it's him struggling with wanting to move or bow out.
Kayla doesn't need a rich dude since she would rape Nick harder than all the BBC at Gay 90s and Hedonism combined. What judge isn't going to rule that she gets a massive chunk of Nick's income when she has 5 kids, her husband has pissed off every judge in Kandiyohi County, and there's ample clips of his sexual perversions, lusting after other women, etc. Ty Beard at his worst could win that case since Nick is the moron who lets his LLC expire. Nick would lose everything but the shirt on his back, the Balldomobile, and his cuck cage collection and Kayla would be riding the BBC solo from that point.
 
I don't know if this was logged or not, but it looks like Rekieta Media LLC is active in Texas again:
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There was an update March 7, 2023, which added maybe added a PO Box in Spicer, MN; otherwise it updated Ty's office.
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I genuinely don't get the appeal of Camelot. Dude is early 30's dude who's obsessed with gamestop news still, thinks banging fat 4s off tinder is peak, and must take his shirt off on stream
As a mild defense of Camelot, he isnt really obsessed with the gamestop stuff, he even tried to stop doing it a couple years ago if memory serves and it pissed off his core audience at the time so he compromised and put out videos about that and other companies he would source from people sending him in stories about it. Nick could learn a thing or two about how to work with your audience, give them what they want, and let you enjoy what you do from Camelot. at least it would seem that way to me but what do I know, I'm just a retard and I like Camelots streams, as shocking as that may be lol
 
I honestly doubt he'll go back and do any big trial stream again if the trial itself is more than 3 days. It was clear during his last one that he hated doing it, despite it being easy content and people throw money at him for it

I genuinely don't get the appeal of Camelot. Dude is early 30's dude who's obsessed with gamestop news still, thinks banging fat 4s off tinder is peak, and must take his shirt off on stream
He said on one of the clips I saw that he wants 'normal trials' that are 'like 3-4 days' with 'interesting topics' like 'rape, murder, sex' and the like. He is not sure he 'could commit right now to a 6 week trial'.

He wants his job and what makes him money to be easier... What a joke... Newsflash: your job rarely gets easier.

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@Son of Sparda 84 put it in the WW board unless it involves Nick.
 
Would this be due to the court case or?
He and/or Ty had allowed his Media LLC to lapse in Texas. That looks like it's been fixed.

I think this came up because Rekieta Law LLC (in Minnesota, also lapsed) was also named in the Montegraph lawsuit, but it was confusing as to why? That LLC was for his law firm (and has an Owatonna address). That LLC still appears to be terminated. But his Media LLC was also in limbo (until a bit ago). Anyway, people noticed on had lapsed and then the other had lapsed.
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Off topic to whatever is going on with Nick's life but I wonder if he would talk about this new situation going on with Vic
The Vic thing was the beginning of the end imo in many ways, and I thinks Nick has felt bad about the situation and the humiliation of losing because Ty can’t do basic filing shit. They literally made shirts that said “Dammit Nick we lost the case again” and as much as they said that anything can happen, they had already won that case in their minds.

He may have had much larger and more successful streams since that all happened, but it for sure was when he started to stop acting like the original Rekieta from the Maddox Lolsuit. I think that loss fucked him up a bit.

All that to say, I don’t think he is pretty much ever going to revisit the Vic story even if there is an update. Not to mention the fact that any update is likely to be a negative one.
 
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