Phil Has Done Nothing Wrong - His Only Crime Was Unironically Being Good At An Esoteric Port Of A Game

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Sneed S. McSneedensen

Sneed S. McSneedensen

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He did nothing wrong. He's a lovable goof that has some money troubles and he has successfully acquired a following of haters that have attempted to murder him and frame him for paying for sex.

He owned the soyboys from the SideScrollers podcast, he told Keemstar to fuck off, and he continues to cause many to cope and Sneed.

I root for Phil.
 
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That's mostly true.

In a sense he really is one of the realest streamers around, because his hate following has allowed him to continue on for years when if he didn't have detractors he'd probably have faded from the public eye long ago. He's like an internet dinosaur, a confused droopy old man who continues on despite the rest of his kind having gone extinct; him though, he's preserved in a tank full of memes and a-loggery.

I don't agree Philburt has done nothing wrong though. His food recipes aren't very good. Also he did have Panda Lee and he failed in his duty by not porking her which eventually led to a panic attack. Those are bad things.

Unfortunately the absolute abject mental retardation that swarms around the man at all times is the real problem, the guy's a fraction of the loser most of the people who obsess over him at this point are. Especially because what few worthwhile people there are that try to do Phil content get tagged by the shapnel from combat between the various unfit-for-lifes that cling to him. Sad stuff.
 
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- Best SF2T in North America

- Can play any game at a professional level if he wants

- Tiktok and Twitter viral sensation

- Top player in his WWE Champions guild.

- Gets his face on a t-shirt

- Entire sub-forum on KF

- Swimsuit model wife

- Two sons

- Wide variety of vests and hats

- Only FGC player real and honest enough to state every game is completely broken and delay based netcode is a scam

- Puts out meaningful content, not using direct capture, taking sponsorships, going to Twitch, going back to Youtube, playing kids games, making react content editing videos like the other shills.


Phil wins again, compare your life to his then kill yourselves
 
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I just chugged the jug of Phil lore, I finally understand that every game he’s ever played is bad and broken to his disadvantage and he’s the King of YouTube gamers and hater troll detractors are the only thing stopping Phil from beating the shit streamer allegations. Amazing.
 
He did nothing wrong and he is much more of a man than any of you obsessed losers will ever be! I'm gonna support him because I am one of the following:
  • Mentally retarded or autistic
  • A social reject that doesn't fit it anywhere
  • A degenerate of some sort
  • A physically disabled person or very physically ugly
  • A combination of the above
I identify with him and his tales of how he did nothing wrong, but everyone hates him for no reason, resonate with me, from now on I'm gonna positively contribute to his streams to help him and to own his trolls, thanks OP.
 
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