Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[newuser131]

Nick's Creator rant regarding the tragedy of being nipped by the Clipper pirahnas

these clip channels are to youtube contain creators like entertainment tonight or hollywood access or other entertainment rags are to hollywood movies. it is just free advertisement. you see a clip of a new movie or see an interview by the director in a press junket, it is designed to make you want to go see the movie. the actors or directors do not get paid for the interviews or clips but they get free advertising for it.

if you watch these clip channel and you constantly see a contain creator that you find entertaining, odds are you would go an watch the main channel. my only criticism of these clip channels is they would have a link to the contain creator's youtube channel in the description of the video as a curtesy.

nick's real issue with these clip channels is that they portray him in a negative light. there is a reason for that. when was the last time nick was entertaining outside of his spergery? owning duncun mcloud? that was a year ago. its all coomer talk now. a wantable 90s howard stern. and howard stern sucks now.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Highlights from Nick's Daystream on Monday:

- Nick says there still is a chance he comes under the Mug Club banner. Someone in chat asked, and he said 'yes' then moves on.

- 5k g(r)ift brought up with same spiel about lawsuit and not wanting it to be cheap.

- He got fewer hotel rooms to give to Matsuri guests (so by implication, there will be fewer YTbers) at Matsuri.

I doubt he has tried to lock in many people by now. I also think that the YT audience they drew last year must have been underwhelming, or they are terribly organised to capitalise on it.

- Nick gave advice on how to learn to fight as someone that did 'Martial Arts for 10 years' to just fight with people.

- Nick wanted to learn to hunt, but his grandfather died.

Imagine Nick hunting... The whinging...

- Nick's heat 'allergy' started acting up at 80 F degree weather.

I call BS. Move to Lappland then.

- Nick took Camelot's side with Phase drama. He thinks it is funny to kick the hornet next, but the fans are 'crazy'.

I thought he didn't shit on fans?

- People asked to sew inside Nick's 'fieldkit/toy box'. Nick declined.

- Nick was asked what he'll do if his kids fond his content. He said they wouls probably not care.

I thought it was a 'good thing' when they did?

- He stopped talking about the GFM because he doesn't want to be dragged over it. People asked him to do it, and it has serves that purpose. He has spent more than the original GFM goal.

-He whinged about not being able to do projects he wants because the lawsuit is sucking up money. The lawsuit is Monty's fault for coming into the stream.

- No mention of his legal fight or other projects.

 

[Potatoherder]

He whinged about not being able to do projects he wants because the lawsuit is sucking up money. The lawsuit is Monty's fault for coming into the stream.

Nick is really doing DARVO now? He literally dared Monty to sue him and claimed he would make a ton of money from the lawsuit. Even if he didn't burn any chance of settlement by attacking Monty's lawyer he is locked into finishing it because of the GFM.

Nick took Camelot's side with Phase drama. He thinks it is funny to kick the hornet next, but the fans are 'crazy'.

And Nick hasn't learned from the Monty stuff.

He got fewer hotel rooms to give to Matsuri guests (so by implication, there will be fewer YTbers) at Matsuri.

This is related as at some point blowback will fall on Matsuri as the vtuber community is very tightly connected. I wouldn't be surprised if this is the last year Matsuri colabs with him.

 

[northstar747]

-He whinged about not being able to do projects he wants because the lawsuit is sucking up money. The lawsuit is Monty's fault for coming into the stream.

What projects does he wanna do

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

What projects does he wanna do

- Color of Law coloring book (not a law channel my ass, this won't happen and if it does its just going to be a bunch of tracings of Ace Attorney art)
- Write a story for a comic and then pay people to do the illustrations (he only brings this up when he's hanging out with the comics crowd)
- Religion streams. Lol.
- Hiring people to do law content for him so he doesn't have to
- Painting his expensive Warhammer 40K miniatures
- Reading his expensive collectors edition Warhammer 40K books
- 5K Grift
- 24 hour stream
- And perhaps the only one he's honest about, building a sex dungeon...

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Monday post-stream highlights:

- Nick is wearing the same shirt he wore in his daystream. The one he put on after baking in the sun. Gross.

- Nick said that he planned to stream on his vacation, but he blamed his greenscreen kit that he bought arriving after he left for not doing it.

Does he want to hide his locations with the screen?

- Nick got a speeding ticket but weirdly, someone in chat brought it up.

- Nick's low effort clips did not pan out woth the engagement he wanted so he's given up.

- He got angry at someone asking about the 5k g(r)ift. He apologized.

- Nick re-visited his and Joe's conversation on civil punishment for doxxing. interestingly, he focuses on the logistical difficulties and not the philosophical underpinnings.

- Someone offered to put him in contact with Future Conflict guys, but he said he isnt interested in any of the topic.

- Nick said he has cut back on all SM and that is why he isn't in DISCORD anymore so much. He wants to hang out with supporters. He is finding a balance becuase he wasn't responding to anything.

I thought people payed for DISCORD? He never had a good track record on responding. This is spin.

- He doesn't have a plan for his kids going to college yet.

He hasn't put ANY money aside? Is he counting on mummy and daddy to help them?

- He says law school is not work. You can pass easily if you slog through the work. You only have to work hard if you want to work in a bug firm.

This seems to make for poor lawyers. It also is enlightening at to his skill ans knowledge level.

- His goal is 5 Rumble and LOCALS streams a week. He is doubling down on his restructuring driving numbers up.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

- Nick said that he planned to stream on his vacation, but he blamed his greenscreen kit that he bought arriving after he left for not doing it.

He didn't want us seeing the room confirmed.

 

[Spaded Dave]

- Write a story for a comic and then pay people to do the illustrations (he only brings this up when he's hanging out with the comics crowd)

He's hoping someone in that crowd will message him and offer to do literally all of the work to get it together. I guarantee that's his thinking.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

- He doesn't have a plan for his kids going to college yet.

He hasn't put ANY money aside? Is he counting on mummy and daddy to help them?

With all the money he has been pulling in this is unreal

He's hoping someone in that crowd will message him and offer to do literally all of the work to get it together. I guarantee that's his thinking.

He really thinks he's still at the height of his popularity.

"Crowdfunding is going to go off without a hitch the whole suit will be funded, Low level comicsgaters will do my bidding just for the exposure.

 

[Spaded Dave]

With all the money he has been pulling in this is unreal

He really thinks he's still at the height of his popularity.

"Crowdfunding is going to go off without a hitch the whole suit will be funded, Low level comicsgaters will do my bidding just for the exposure.

It reminds me of when he wanted to "hire" a law "intern" earlier on in his streaming career. Even at the time I was thinking "This internship would be a complete scam. You wouldn't learn anything or network in any way meaningful towards and actual legal career". Someone out there is very lucky Nick didn't follow through with that.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- Nick said that he planned to stream on his vacation, but he blamed his greenscreen kit that he bought arriving after he left for not doing it.

Does he want to hide his locations with the screen?

If he's going to be circumspect about his vacation to the point of buying a greenscreen he maybe shouldn't have followed Ricardo & Romaine on Instagram.

What an absolute fucking imbecile.

- His goal is 5 Rumble and LOCALS streams a week. He is doubling down on his restructuring driving numbers up.

Wasn't he supposed to have another long-form interview guest by now?

He really thinks he's still at the height of his popularity.

Meanwhile the Greenwood interview he's been gushing about since it happened has pulled in a whopping 12k views on YouTube. Great "restructuring".

 

[Kosher Dill]

He hasn't put ANY money aside? Is he counting on mummy and daddy to help them?

It wouldn't particularly surprise me if the grandkids already have trusts set up for them for college and the like. Given Nick's downward spiral into the viscous vortex of coom, his parents are probably very motivated to do this while they still control their money.

 

[Spaded Dave]

This is only tangentially related to Rekieta at this point and he's such a sperg I don't really want to give him too much attention, but our boy TwitterIsCancer apparently started a "clip channel" where at first I thought he was just grabbing other people's clips to compile them. But the lengths seemed off so I decided to check one out, mostly out of curiosity if we get to hear this ree-tards voice. When I clicked on the video he clearly grabbed from Divinity to find out what he added I discovered what it was. White text on white backgrounds.

Bonus one just because I couldn't not read it as narration from Jim Carrey's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"

He's got some seriously unhinged alogs, yet choose to focus on us laughing at him.

 

[Retink Retunk]

- Nick took Camelot's side with Phase drama. He thinks it is funny to kick the hornet next, but the fans are 'crazy'.

I thought he didn't shit on fans?

So last night I did a quick search on Camelot, and looks like he not only cries like Jarbo, but he has a flaggot history as well.

There's also allegations that he was doing scam crowd funding for repairs as well as doing scammy give away contests that he tried not to pay out until it became a shitstorm. Some videos by random Game Stop employees say he's full of shit about his claims about Game Stop as well, one even shows their papers from Game Stop about enrolling in benefits as apparently he claimed they were removing benefits?

Though it's good to see Nick take the side of a flaggot who gets people banned for "threats", fuck off with that Duncan levels of stupid shit.

Spoiler: Youtube Videos Sources They're Autistic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfacxoDSHNU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dE78kfmRSsQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BD4ySzNPDA0

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

This is only tangentially related to Rekieta at this point and he's such a sperg I don't really want to give him too much attention, but our boy TwitterIsCancer apparently started a "clip channel" where at first I thought he was just grabbing other people's clips to compile them. But the lengths seemed off so I decided to check one out, mostly out of curiosity if we get to hear this ree-tards voice. When I clicked on the video he clearly grabbed from Divinity to find out what he added I discovered what it was. White text on white backgrounds.

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Bonus one just because I couldn't not read it as narration from Jim Carrey's "How The Grinch Stole Christmas"

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He's got some seriously unhinged alogs, yet choose to focus on us laughing at him.

This was by far the funniest thing TiC has ever posted and I have zero doubt it was unintentional.

What a retard.

 

[Pomniman]

Announcing you got death threats on the Internet is basically an appeal to emotions of you fanbase. If you take that seriously and the message is actually someone posting your address, their location, and whatever than call the cops don't play it for clout.

Someone messaging you "kys" or whatever isn't an actual threat. Don't treat this shit like Patrick Tomlinson and you'll be fine. Actual intimidation and threats usually aren't involved during gay Internet spats Western vtuber fans don't have 1/5th the crazy that Eastern vtuber and anime voice actress fans have. Those niggers can be actually insane enough to figure out locations based on reflections in peoples eyes and momentary background noises.

I don't care about vtubers at all, but coomalot is a gigantic faggot who constantly talks about how everything makes him depressed/suicidal for attention. He's basically an attention-starved bpd THOT in a male body.

 

[JudyGemstone]

- He doesn't have a plan for his kids going to college yet.
He hasn't put ANY money aside? Is he counting on mummy and daddy to help them?

It wouldn't particularly surprise me if the grandkids already have trusts set up for them for college and the like. Given Nick's downward spiral into the viscous vortex of coom, his parents are probably very motivated to do this while they still control their money.

Speaking of grandparents...

Spoiler: What Grandma & Grandpa Got For The Kids (Video)

- Nick re-visited his and Joe's conversation on civil punishment for doxxing. interestingly, he focuses on the logistical difficulties and not the philosophical underpinnings.

It is very easy to doxx people when they use their legal name. However, there are websites where you can pay to to keep your home address off the internet. Shocked Nick hasn't done that..............

For those "autists" out there in the past who "found the gun room," you can find a whole lot more online............
LINK: https://www.zillow.com/homes/12291-51st-St-NE-Spicer,-MN-56288_rb/226084505_zpid/

Spoiler: Casa De Rekieta (Video)

EDIT: Made videos spoilers

 

[Chibitzen]

This was by far the funniest thing TiC has ever posted and I have zero doubt it was unintentional.

What a retard.

I was reluctant at first, but you've convinced me to check.

His description is very Motivational Poster. Is this the "Call of the Detractor"?

"Hey, how are you doing?"
"Rekieta is still going bald! *honk!*"

I was sitting here waiting for him to play Return to Zanarkand for one of his musical scores.

The only other thing that would be funnier if he started making classic silent movies using mad scribbles.

Other Highlights:

Checking Div's latest, more detractorships forming within Rekieta's orbit:

A female fan:

 

[Kosher Dill]

Spoiler: What Grandma & Grandpa Got For The Kids (Video)

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I realize I'm late and cucked here, but: Nick has a tattoo of the character for "rage" over his heart? I better be careful not to cut myself on all this edge.

"nothing personnel kid"

 

[JudyGemstone]

Checking Div's latest, more detractorships forming within Rekieta's orbit:

What's funny is Divinity appears to be a Nick detractor, yet was crying freeze peach to Nick and all of lawtube when her channel was about to get yeeted. Now she's laughing and reveling in Megan losing hers?

Say what you will about Megan................. She covered school boards bringing in the tranny/grooming shit. She's currently suing a school board in Wisconsin with Barnes as her attorney. She does good work.

EDIT:
Divinity called out and her "she was mean to me" response.