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And instances where he argues against his own positions:
"The basic fucking truth is .... you would have to conclude that there is nothing you can do about it without making the world a more fascist place"
I love how he thinks this will deter people. If normies had even an inkling of what we on the farms know about troons, you bet they'd be wanting to "deny trans people the right to exist as their actual genders". Screeching from Twitter addicts that this "Makes the world a more fascist place!!!1!!" isn't going to deter any of this. By all means, by these retards definition of "fascism" most people want the world to be a "more fascist place" because they've dilluted the word fascism into becoming meaningless. Kevin you and your crew are prime peaking material, you generate your own supply of "fascists" just by existing.
 
I love how he thinks this will deter people. If normies had even an inkling of what we on the farms know about troons, you bet they'd be wanting to "deny trans people the right to exist as their actual genders". Screeching from Twitter addicts that this "Makes the world a more fascist place!!!1!!" isn't going to deter any of this. By all means, by these retards definition of "fascism" most people want the world to be a "more fascist place" because they've dilluted the word fascism into becoming meaningless. Kevin you and your crew are prime peaking material, you generate your own supply of "fascists" just by existing.
Our anarchist spends all his time on Twitter in communities that are constantly demanding the state smash this person or that person in arbitrary ways without due process (and notably, does it himself quite often as I point out) but he thinks the normies who are fine with the state are going to be swayed against it by calling them fascists on Twitter in tweets they'll never see.

The reality is Kevin continues to cling to his delusion that "The People are really on our side" and will be right there beside him and the Tranch leading the revolution any day now.
 
Some more pride thoughts. Kevin is getting reflective. What does it mean if a man moves to a farm in the middle of nowhere. And while there spends five years hiding in his room.
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Some more reflection. Interrupted by a bit of grossness, and a reality check on how having to dilate four times a day can restrict your social life just a little. How many times a day will he be down to by next June?
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And then comes the realisation that if you spend four hours a day staring at the ceiling and discussing European bathroom fittings with complete strangers, maybe, just maybe you're a bit depressed.
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And planning that escape route if it all turns to shit. Well if it all turns to worse shit than it's already turned.
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Help me out here. I don't remember many Kevin's in the bible, but it's been a while. Still it's good to know that we are all doing God's work here. "And God spake to the Israelites and said 'Look ye upon my son Kevin and speak his name with pride'". Isn't it just before the bit that says "Thou shall not dress as a goat and fornicate with others."

 
Some more pride thoughts. Kevin is getting reflective. What does it mean if a man moves to a farm in the middle of nowhere. And while there spends five years hiding in his room.
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"Back from the dead" has a whole new meaning knowing the source of the donor tissue in his revision surgery.
 
Wow, more wound-holes to both neglect and fight against their natural inclination to heal closed.
Based mom. Also, "lucky for her I want to keep her in my life". That's some narcissistic delusion if I ever did see it. It would honestly probably be easier on her if she never saw Kevin again and he were effectively dead to her. She's just following natural motherly instincts by trying to be there for her irreparably broken child, even if she's worse off for it.

I won't comment on him being excited to subject the public to his exposed tube tits.
 
In typical troon fashion, a simple discussion of hand washing doesn't take long to turn gross.
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Lazy fuck, never cooked a thing in his life. Onion and garlic smell is known to stick to your hands despite washing. That's why people try to find solutions to remove the odor quickly:
If you love cooking with garlic, you know it does a lot of good in recipes by helping build flavor -- but its strong odor can linger for hours, especially on our hands. We've all been in the situation where after preparing a wonderful meal, we're left with the stench of garlic on our fingers -- yuck! There are a few tricks people often recommend to eliminate the smell: lemon juice or vinegar, rubbing your hands with salt, or even using toothpaste! But those don't work -- all they do is mask the garlic smell. So what does really work? Stainless steel.
 
Some more pride thoughts. Kevin is getting reflective. What does it mean if a man moves to a farm in the middle of nowhere. And while there spends five years hiding in his room.
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Some more reflection. Interrupted by a bit of grossness, and a reality check on how having to dilate four times a day can restrict your social life just a little. How many times a day will he be down to by next June?
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And then comes the realisation that if you spend four hours a day staring at the ceiling and discussing European bathroom fittings with complete strangers, maybe, just maybe you're a bit depressed.
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And planning that escape route if it all turns to shit. Well if it all turns to worse shit than it's already turned.
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Help me out here. I don't remember many Kevin's in the bible, but it's been a while. Still it's good to know that we are all doing God's work here. "And God spake to the Israelites and said 'Look ye upon my son Kevin and speak his name with pride'". Isn't it just before the bit that says "Thou shall not dress as a goat and fornicate with others."

I am genuinely surprised that Kevin cuts his mother so much slack for the woke mortal sin of misgendering when he would fly into a fit of spastic rage on Twitter about anyone else doing it. Usually among troons like him, attempting to maintain a relationship with family who isn't 100 percent uncritically supportive, let alone outright refusing to use the new names and pronouns is a huge no no.
 
I am genuinely surprised that Kevin cuts his mother so much slack for the woke mortal sin of misgendering when he would fly into a fit of spastic rage on Twitter about anyone else doing it. Usually among troons like him, attempting to maintain a relationship with family who isn't 100 percent uncritically supportive, let alone outright refusing to use the new names and pronouns is a huge no no.

Kevin knows who he has to run back to the instant his polycule collapses in on itself.
 
And planning that escape route if it all turns to shit. Well if it al
Wow, he's stupider than I imagined, even preHRT. You'd think the first thing people would do would be therapy before going "I NEED TO CHOP MY COCK", like at least one gender unrelated session, but no, trans fixes everything and if you don't transition NOW NOW NOW you suicide so let's do that first.

I cannot wait to hear what self reflection Kevin does on himself (i.e. none) and what grand revelations he has (i.e. mundane or inane things that don't help/none). Insightful Kevin is endlessly frustrating but also peak entertainment, on of my favorite Kevin modes.

I am genuinely surprised that Kevin cuts his mother so much slack for the woke mortal sin of misgendering when he would fly into a fit of spastic rage on Twitter about anyone else doing it. Usually among troons like him, attempting to maintain a relationship with family who isn't 100 percent uncritically supportive, let alone outright refusing to use the new names and pronouns is a huge no no.

Kevin is much more bark than he is bite. He could get bitchslapped by 10 year olds and he'd cower like he's back in elementary school. Kevin has grown but not grown up, he still needs his mom because she still is a source of comfort and love, never growing out of the "mooom take care of meeee" phase of his life. Thank god his wife divorced him, I couldn't imagine being trapped taking care of him.

I feel bad for his mom as she may have enabled him to be like this but she'll never get the care back that she gave him from him when she's older. Fuck Kevin.
 
What I dont understand with these "people". Is that they all started as the most porn addicted coombrained freaks. But now with these surgeries they cant feel any sexual pleasure, let alone an orgasm.

Like how do they function? Even normal people get a bit cranky after not getting laid in awhile. Like the one thing in life they cared about and its gone, coom.
 
You'd think the first thing people would do would be therapy before going "I NEED TO CHOP MY COCK", like at least one gender unrelated session, but no, trans fixes everything and if you don't transition NOW NOW NOW you suicide so let's do that first.
welcome to clown world. the current state of the tranny cult is that being trans and cutting your dick off is the solution to many problems. you dont need therapy, you need gender affirming surgeries and drugs. we have even reached the point where therapists are the ones suggesting trooning out. so it's not like scheduling a session of therapy is some path out of being a troon since plenty of ultra woke therapists will suggest it themselves.
 
Oh, lol, Kevin was married?

And I thought I made bad choices.
I don't think they ever actually got married but he did refer to her as his fiancee.

Which actually reminds me of some Kevin lore I've been meaning to bring up. I see people say a lot that Kevin's ex cheated with his brother, but iirc this was not the case. The three of them were living together and the ex didn't like the brother and was basically like "either he moves out or I do" and Kevin chose the girlfriend.

Later, after they broke up they were still living together and the ex-fiancee got a new boyfriend who ended up moving in. I think over time people started conflating the new boyfriend and Kevin's brother and it morphed into "Kevin got cucked by his brother"
 
Some more pride thoughts. Kevin is getting reflective. What does it mean if a man moves to a farm in the middle of nowhere. And while there spends five years hiding in his room.
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"I promise myself to look even gayer by next Pride. I have six whole piercings I want to get! At least! And at least a few tattoos!"

Nothing says "gay" like tattoos and piercings in 2023! It's like Kevin's whole life goal is turning being fat middle age white trash bar loser into the essence of queerness.

What I dont understand with these "people". Is that they all started as the most porn addicted coombrained freaks. But now with these surgeries they cant feel any sexual pleasure, let alone an orgasm.

Like how do they function?
They don't. That's a future Kevin concern.
 
And why was he too busy for Denver? You might want to sit down before reading this one, buy Phil was having a fucking clean out. But didn't they leave all their shit back at the tranch, you may ask. Maybe he's raising a bit of cash by selling off all his senile old granny's stuff. Or maybe Fat Paul shipped a load to him. I wonder if any of those You Tubers who document yard sales will turn up.

And then comes the realisation that if you spend four hours a day staring at the ceiling and discussing European bathroom fittings with complete strangers, maybe, just maybe you're a bit depressed.

Listen, kind kiwis. You all may have been following this screaming shit-show from Kevin’s maiden tweet, but I am fairly new to all this. I’m slowly working my way through the archives of both Kevin the Tranch’s threads. So, maybe this is not notable to you, but I am finding it screechingly funny that Penny said “no” to driving an hour+ to the Denver Pride Festival and cancelling a yard-sale (money and room to benefit the queer polycule household I presume), and Kevvie is SO goddamn traumatized, he’s booked a therapist over it. Thats some fuckin’ god-tier histrionics right there.

Tell Kevin “No”. I dare you.

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