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Shane, not only is this not an instance of them "troll[ing] themselves" your entire post is you bragging about "trolling" them.
Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.
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"Reading at the age of 2, university level comprehension since 9!" Can't figure out simple terms used online a lot.
No one cares Shane. Also, great place to act like a retard. Makes it easier for people to ask your sister why you're being stupid on the internet and do something about her special needs older brother.
Again with the misuse of words. Big brain plays!
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I think when Shane says "neuromuscular issues" he means that his neurons think stupid things and his muscles type those things on the internet.
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I miss @Harry Hamburgers .
When she first popped in here, it seemed way too good to be true. Everything she was saying just hit the mark too well... from being a paid "girlfriend experience" to Shane's "decades of composing keyboard pieces" amounting to poorly playing like 2 linkin park songs.. His "neuromuscular" issues are that he shit's himself and can't control it (probably why his favorite insult is "sack of shit").
Etc etc.
I think a lot of us, like me, thought it was a setup. Some great con being pulled by Shane and Guntress... but honestly, I think we were giving him too much credit.
He could never have thought up such a plan by himself, and has never once addressed it.
The "omg these guys believed my 'partner' that I paid to suck cum from her ass! Got em! Worthless sacks of shit" we were all expecting never came.
In fact, no mentions of his "partner" have occurred at all. Is she 100% gone from the Shaneiverse?
As time goes in and I observe how a pathetic cornered Shame reacts on his last social media account, my doubts in her story and Q/A answers have faded.
@Harry Hamburgers - I am sorry to have doubted you. Shane really is the all-time champion of cuckoldry, stupidity, and cowardice you made him out to be.
When she first popped in here, it seemed way too good to be true. Everything she was saying just hit the mark too well... from being a paid "girlfriend experience" to Shane's "decades of composing keyboard pieces" amounting to poorly playing like 2 linkin park songs.. His "neuromuscular" issues are that he shit's himself and can't control it (probably why his favorite insult is "sack of shit").
Etc etc.
I think a lot of us, like me, thought it was a setup. Some great con being pulled by Shane and Guntress... but honestly, I think we were giving him too much credit.
He could never have thought up such a plan by himself, and has never once addressed it.
The "omg these guys believed my 'partner' that I paid to suck cum from her ass! Got em! Worthless sacks of shit" we were all expecting never came.
In fact, no mentions of his "partner" have occurred at all. Is she 100% gone from the Shaneiverse?
As time goes in and I observe how a pathetic cornered Shame reacts on his last social media account, my doubts in her story and Q/A answers have faded.
@Harry Hamburgers - I am sorry to have doubted you. Shane really is the all-time champion of cuckoldry, stupidity, and cowardice you made him out to be.
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Manul Otocolobus
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You're confusing it with Buttitis Knifosis.
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Shane,
Congratulations. You’re now on my radar. It’s a large radar because you’re fucking huge, but you’re on it.
Moron.
Congratulations. You’re now on my radar. It’s a large radar because you’re fucking huge, but you’re on it.
Moron.
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Now that @KF Cruiser finally figured out Tor the first of the month is coming up please hire her again buddy your once fun thread has become as stale as your moutain dew farts.
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For some reason he still bothers to log in, wasn't there some perverted thread on Prospering Grounds he got caught monitoring?
I miss his antics, hope he's back soon.
I miss his antics, hope he's back soon.
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Needs to collect evidence for Microsoft's legal team they've dedicated just to this case. They put their best tech guy on it: Shane.
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Can't be Shame. He's a bottom bitch.
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Plus if he were to get on top of anything, said thing would collapse and be compressed like an old cartoon when someone drops an anvil. Just fused to the floor. And it would smell really bad.
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It's sad but I don't think many people in real life consider Shane to be a close friend. He doesn't seem like someone who has been recently asked to go fishing, see a concert or watch a sportball game. He plays Xbox and drinks mountain dew day all by his lonesome.
Maybe that's good for him but that seems really boring to me.
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Hey Shane, did you change the audience to "no one" cos it's been 4 days and you don't have a single interaction.
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You can tell he's miserable screaming into the void and nobody caring. Even most lolcows have a dedicated group of alogs but OnA and us are the only ones paying attention. And there are other more interesting people we'd rather pay attention to, like Fat
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God DAMN, that is utterly pathetic. He feels such a need to be the puppetmaster he's started flipping his FB posts public and private just so that ONA react to him. There's begging for attention, and then there's having such an existential crisis that you do random, pointless things just so you hope that someone, anyone, will pay any attention to you.
Come on Skype, Shane. I'll pay attention to you.
Sumptinsfuckey
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Thats because most Cows do interesting things when you fuck with them. What makes shane funny is that he's so fucking pathetic, but that also makes fucking with him uninteresting. He won't aggressively approach before falling down and spitting like the Boghog, Doesn't have the balls to grab a bat like cyrax, won't even mace you like the Ur-cow Chrischan would, so theres no point in fucking with him IRL. As for online, now alog could possible improve on how badly he fucks his own rep, so what would be the point?
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Literally the only remarkable thing about Shane is he's an interesting glimpse into the life of a Web 1.0 troll, 20 years later. Ever wondered what became of that guy who threatened to beat the shit out of you after losing at Yahoo Chess in 2001? Of course you didn't, but now you know any way.