Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[AnOminous]

As predicted, Shane is spazzing out on Facebook to no one. He's been posting to no one and no one cares. No reacts. No comments. It's one thing to look like a complete idiot on Twitter to random assholes but to look like a paranoid schizophrenic to friends and family is another level. Imagine your mom or employer social worker seeing that you have to clarify that you did not make death threats to some random twitter lady. I have screencaps but tor is being gay with uploads.

Facebook has less tolerance for hollering retards than Twitter, so he may be cruising for yet another social media ban. If he gets away with his foaming at the mouth insanity, it's only because nobody even cares enough to report him.

Imagine the embarrassment as some distant relative screams at nobody about nothing anyone cares about and imaginary wrongs nobody even understands. It used to be you could just lock an insane retard relative up in the attic to save the family the shame.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Facebook has less tolerance for hollering retards than Twitter, so he may be cruising for yet another social media ban. If he gets away with his foaming at the mouth insanity, it's only because nobody even cares enough to report him.

Imagine the embarrassment as some distant relative screams at nobody about nothing anyone cares about and imaginary wrongs nobody even understands. It used to be you could just lock an insane retard relative up in the attic to save the family the shame.

At the rate he's racking up social media bans he'll be reduced to making Spotify playlists with names like "Go win a Darwin Award!" and hoping people see them by the end of the year.

 

[internet friend]

At the rate he's racking up social media bans he'll be reduced to making Spotify playlists with names like "Go win a Darwin Award!" and hoping people see them by the end of the year.

There's always one forum that will accept him with open arms

 

[RussianParasite]

There's always one forum that will accept him with open arms

He would not only get a coveted clue check mark, but he also wouldn’t get banned for calling people pedos, Nazis, niggers, or even faggots! Shane you belong.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

He would not only get a coveted clue check mark, but he also wouldn’t get banned for calling people pedos, Nazis, niggers, or even faggots! Shane you belong.

Although he would get many DM's with pictures of various butter knives.

 

[Piggle Rick]

It used to be you could just lock an insane retard relative up in the attic to save the family the Shane.

ftfy

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

Shane sighted squealing in the comment sections of a Mr Smith video. Who is Mr. Smith? Some random normie that stumbled upon and replied to a Pat tweet last year with a super mild disagreement about marketing in publishing, got childed by rude cunt Fatrick, and narrated the bizarre experience on a vlog. He became transfixed by the whole Pativerse phenomenon (many such cases) and now regularly does videos going through new developments.

He covered the Leslie saga in his usual mild mannered, amused demeanor. Addresses Shane's antisocial behavior and tough guy act:

9m53s "the moment that my wife feels like her son is threatened oh Shane's getting four rounds into his chest cavity"

Shane's reply:


The dumb retard who thought "You are a Nazi pedophile. All Nazi Pedophiles should kill themselves. Do the Math" was a genius ToS circunvention, now thinks a mother protecting her underage son from a pervert in a hypothetical scenario is a death threat. 200 IQ.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

The dumb retard who thought "You are a Nazi pedophile. All Nazi Pedophiles should kill themselves. Do the Math" was a genius ToS circunvention, now thinks a mother protecting her underage son from a pervert in a hypothetical scenario is a death threat. 200 IQ.

Each and every time I think Shame can't get stupider... he shows me it's possible for him to get stupider.

 

[RussianParasite]

Each and every time I think Shame can't get stupider... he shows me it's possible for him to get stupider.

He and Patrick are superheros of failure.

 

[internet friend]

Shane sighted squealing in the comment sections of a Mr Smith video. Who is Mr. Smith? Some random normie that stumbled upon and replied to a Pat tweet last year with a super mild disagreement about marketing in publishing, got childed by rude cunt Fatrick, and narrated the bizarre experience on a vlog. He became transfixed by the whole Pativerse phenomenon (many such cases) and now regularly does videos going through new developments.

He covered the Leslie saga in his usual mild mannered, amused demeanor. Addresses Shane's antisocial behavior and tough guy act:

Shane's reply:
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The dumb retard who thought "You are a Nazi pedophile. All Nazi Pedophiles should kill themselves. Do the Math" was a genius ToS circunvention, now thinks a mother protecting her underage son from a pervert in a hypothetical scenario is a death threat. 200 IQ.

Shane is clearly still royally assblasted by his bans, so he is desperately trying to inflict the same on others. Unfortunately for fatty, he doesn't have that much control.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shane's reply:

This reply make me laugh really hard. The way he just go full movie villain with the "Say goodbye to your freedom".

When he LARPs hard like that is when I lose it. Is good to know that he doesn't have the knowledge of laws that much, he just oinks his way into threatening and digging himself into a bigger hole, in the case that the lolsuit gets into court, he's just doing the job a lot easier for the other lawyer.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

He really shouldn't be throwing out pictures with his dox to demonstrate his "Microsoft Cred" while also making posts that Microsoft's lawyers are at his disposal in the event that he decides to sue someone. I can guarantee that Microsoft would almost certainly look very, very poorly upon someone they fired saying their council is at his disposal and would support him with regard to his unhinged online actions and threats. Someone that he has threatened should think about contacting the legal department at Microsoft regarding his public assertions of their legal backing regarding his behavior. A "Cease & Desist" letter might even be in his immediate future if Microsoft became aware of such behavior. I certainly wouldn't want to poke that sleeping bear if I was him because it is almost a certainty that he wouldn't come out the other side in a better position than where he started. But, then again, I'm not a retard that sodomizes himself with a butter knife either.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Shane's reply:
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The dumb retard who thought "You are a Nazi pedophile. All Nazi Pedophiles should kill themselves. Do the Math" was a genius ToS circunvention, now thinks a mother protecting her underage son from a pervert in a hypothetical scenario is a death threat. 200 IQ.

Report him to the police you pussy. Tell them all about this totally real death threat you're scared of and need them to throw this guy in prison for life for.

You won't do shit, @KF Cruiser, you won't sue Leslie's agency into the ground for mocking Patirck, you won't report to the police some dude on YouTube making a non-threat, you won't even do anything on here except obsessively lurk to feed your attention cravings. Hell, look at the object of your questionable worship, that fat guy goes down to Hoolie's, racks up legal debts, builds awful chairs and fences, goes into the ocean with his cell phone, kidnaps Negro children and grinds them into pepperoni, etc. Meanwhile you? All you do is get banned from everywhere and make pathetic threats against people who didn't "retire before 40" into a standard of living that makes fat disgusting impoverished slobs glad they aren't you.

 

[JelloJerk]

Shane's reply:

This guy uses so many buzzwords that he doesn't even know the meaning of. Gaslighting, sealioning, grifter. None of these have been used correctly, but he uses them because he's heard the talking heads on his side use them. The term NPC gets thrown around a lot now, but Shane really is the biggest NPC I've ever seen. I don't think he has ever had an original thought in his life.

 

[Maude Snew]

This guy uses so many buzzwords that he doesn't even know the meaning of.

He's the 80s guy from Futurama, except fat, and ugly, and poor. My only regret is that he doesn't have Boneitis.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This guy uses so many buzzwords that he doesn't even know the meaning of.

He's like a boomer in that regard.

You need to be dialed in to use slang properly. He's probably the type to use "copypasta" for "copy and paste" not knowing it refers to a story or bit that had has been copied and posted numerous times. It's not the action that it describes. It's the way it's distributed.

Shame really is the gift that keeps on giving.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

(A)

The fag also put his account in private, so it's more than clear that he's gonna be posting to a black void from now on.

 

[internet friend]

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The fag also put his account in private, so it's more than clear that he's gonna be posting to a black void from now on.

13 hours and not a single interaction. Sad.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

13 hours and not a single interaction. Sad.

The only interaction he gets is when he starts drama somewhere.

Then they get tired of him and he's left alone again.

 

[Lady Crow]

He's the 80s guy from Futurama, except fat, and ugly, and poor. My only regret is that he doesn't have Boneitis.

Boneitis is his actual disability