Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[Maude Snew]

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Fill up the tub with Mountain Dew, use an Xbox as a bath bomb. Ascend to brand heaven to be the right hand of the Dorito Pope.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Shane being a 40-something Microsoft fanboy makes me wonder what he got up to before the Doritos Pope descended and pressed a copy of Halo and a big fat Xbox controller into his hands. Can we find him sperging over the Dreamcast or N64 or something?

Care to answer, @KF Cruiser?

 

[RussianParasite]

That said, he should totally prove how big of losers we all are by proceeding anyway.

Well the kiddy gloves are OFF now so you better believe there is a lawsuit heading your way. Shane wouldn’t want to prove to everyone he is a pussy, would he?

Fill up the tub with Mountain Dew, use an Xbox as a bath bomb. Ascend to brand heaven to be the right hand of the Dorito Pope.

Forever being canonized in the Orthodox Church of Consoom? Brilliant.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Autoerotic asphyxiation. Just imagine somebody finding him in that state. The Lulz alone would be glorious.

 

[The I Scream Man]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Four words: suicide bomb at Hoolies

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Butter knife Seppuku, with no second.

 

[Blackwell Abyss]

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Id slash my wrists with a butter knife, or take a bath with my xbox plugged in

 

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

I would walk up a second flight of stairs since we know that the first isn't quite enough, and then go take a nap on my busted bed and hopefully die peacefully of a combination of sleep apnea and cardiac arrest lest I have to live another day as a Shane

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I just wanted to explicitly comment on how Shane knew people make legal threats to get their way, didn't know how to actually make a legal threat nor even what conceivable legal threat to make in this instance but did so anyway. Over three separate e-mails. To which he attached his name.

The funniest part is this reply wouldn't work on him:

 

[Piggle Rick]

Autoerotic asphyxiation. Just imagine somebody finding him in that state. The Lulz alone would be glorious.

Can he even reach his micropenis at this point? He has a hell of a gunt, and what looks like fairly short arms.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

What I love about cows like The old Butter Knife Turd Burglar is that everytime I think they can't get any more patheticly impotent, theu go and prove me wrong. Imagine getting so blown out by a fucking New York liberal literary agent from a tiny ass woman and BIPOC owned agency that you have to pretend you have lawyers you're going to sick on them.


Never change Shameful Bloat, never change.

BTW Shane, tomorrow is the 3 month anniversary of you getting a thread and we are still waiting for that knock buddy!

 

[Falcon Sebben]

What I love about cows like The old Butter Knife Turd Burglar is that everytime I think they can't get any more patheticly impotent, theu go and prove me wrong. Imagine getting so blown out by a fucking New York liberal literary agent from a tiny ass woman and BIPOC owned agency that you have to pretend you have lawyers you're going to sick on them.


Never change Shameful Bloat, never change.

BTW Shane, tomorrow is the 3 month anniversary of you getting a thread and we are still waiting for that knock buddy!

Meanwhile @KF Cruiser logs in every single day to read this thread and seethe at his impotence.

Seriously Shame. We all know you're coming here. Why not stop off and say hello for once?

 

[Friendly Arbys Employee]

It's been like four days since Shelly-chan got suspended from twitter.

Did anyone happen to preserve whatever comment/tweet the fun police over at OnA used to send The Big Guy to twitter jail?

I'm wondering if it was something in DMs, as by this point Twitter completely ignores Shane Nokes, even when he is threatening to beat up actual crippled people.

Let's rewind a few months.
'Back in the day' (April 2023 ) Shame was going through a major life upheaval.
Musk was about to buy twitter, the world's most popular leftist echo chamber.
In response, a woke NPC talking point began spreading across the memosphere: A "mass exodus from twitter" of many of the wokest 'important' and 'influential' people" was to occur

Shame was caught in the crossfire for this particular protest:

1. Shane thinks he is important and wishes he had people who look up to him, so he must set an example by "potentially leaving twitter behind" (must join/support the exodus)
2. Shame doesn't really have any life or connections outside social media, so he would lose out on his years of investment in stalking the stars.

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Awwwww !!
That's so sweet, Shame!

Shame is basically saying "Hey guys, I'm just as upset as you that Big Brother is demanding we leave twitter... I too have invested such time in this platform. Hey, when you cool kids choose a place and get resettled, can you send me an invite to sit at your cafeteria table? You're like, one of my fav stars to gawk over "

After he drops this "I'm one of yous!" plea, he moved right onto Wil Wheaton's wife (sorry 2023 wasn't the year the boys got back together, maybe 2024!)

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again simping hard..

Shane is acting like he is sharing the strife of losing 8000 followers in a few hours (Shame has never had 100), but that's not the hard part (obviously).
"I can let go of twitter... but I can't let go of my friends and Trek family"

He beckons once again to be included.
In Shane's mind, he will stand alongside his breathern in the Star Trek family, making the hard sacrifices which directly impact your career in order to stand up for what is right.
They will be the first to draw a line in the sand and say "This far, Elon Musk, but no further."
Shame is willing to join them and sacrifice his 60 followers (bots) and 10 year twitter history, totalling 14 likes and 22 retweets.


Obviously this was a few months ago, and just like in 2016 when DJT was elected, the mass exodus from twitter vaporized into thin air, fizzling and flying straight into the memory hole, never to be spoken of again.

Shame was ready to quit twitter then, for a cause which would grant him goodboy social credit points. So long as his given stipulations were followed (he still be granted the same platform with the same people under a different name).
Unfortunately, this time Shame just played with the OnA folks for too long, and ended up getting himself suspended.
It must kill him to not be able to stalk the star trek stars.
He can make fun of grieving parents of christian children, brag about inventing the television, hell, even post gay porn and talk about transitioning on any throwaway...
For Shane, using his real name for his Star Trek sperging/stalking was a point of real pride. Even though all but pedophile George Takai never really responded to him, he felt like he was a part of something.
Remember when this started, and Shane was showing how fit and cool he was? His collection of Star Trek signatures was his most prideful boast.
A decade of "name recognition" and fellowship that only existed in Shane's mind is now forever locked away from him.
It's tough.

 

[AnOminous]

Remember when this started, and Shane was showing how fit and cool he was? His collection of Star Trek signatures was his most prideful boast.

Meanwhile he is exactly the kind of cringy retard who Shatner famously told to "get a LIFE!"

 

[Marvin]

Wait wait wait. He thinks my comment is idiotic? Lmao. He just proved he doesn't have cluster headaches. What a dumb bastard.

 

[Oliver Onions]

I think there is an interesting poll to be had here regarding Mr.Nokes:

If you woke up tomorrow morning as Shane, what method would you use to kill yourself?

Swan-dive off the tallest building I could find, assuming the walk to the top of it didn't make his deep-fried heart explode first.

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

As predicted, Shane is spazzing out on Facebook to no one. He's been posting to no one and no one cares. No reacts. No comments. It's one thing to look like a complete idiot on Twitter to random assholes but to look like a paranoid schizophrenic to friends and family is another level. Imagine your mom or employer social worker seeing that you have to clarify that you did not make death threats to some random twitter lady. I have screencaps but tor is being gay with uploads.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

As predicted, Shane is spazzing out on Facebook to no one. He's been posting to no one and no one cares. No reacts. No comments. It's one thing to look like a complete idiot on Twitter to random assholes but to look like a paranoid schizophrenic to friends and family is another level. Imagine your mom or employer social worker seeing that you have to clarify that you did not make death threats to some random twitter lady. I have screencaps but tor is being gay with uploads.

Let's be real, if they're "friends" or family, they all know by now to just humor the fat retard/ignore his dumb outbursts. I feel so bad for anyone with the name Nokes. They could be a murderer, and they still wouldn't deserve to be connected to Shame in any way.

 

[Johnny Salami]

There are people on Jew book I follow just to get a laugh at their antics. Like dumbasses don't know not to air out ther laundry fo the world. Like I mostly used to use FB to post pictures of my life as I visited exotic places on tax payer expenseq

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

As predicted, Shane is spazzing out on Facebook to no one. He's been posting to no one and no one cares. No reacts. No comments. It's one thing to look like a complete idiot on Twitter to random assholes but to look like a paranoid schizophrenic to friends and family is another level. Imagine your mom or employer social worker seeing that you have to clarify that you did not make death threats to some random twitter lady. I have screencaps but tor is being gay with uploads.

Shane, going to its way to get buckbroken. I'm loving every minute of this. I would look into his profile, but I hate Facebook.