Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

This faggot really hates his kids. Can't put away money in a trust or high yield savings account for the kiddos, got to go buy $300 whiskey and coom in Jamaica with Romaine and Ricardo

If you have money bigger than your income, there is no need to do that. The money will happen.

He's an irresponsible idiot, but his kids will be able to go to any school their fucky home school education earns, and probably ones they aren't prepared for.

It goes in waves of actual work, but most of the time it feels like busy work more than anything. Roughly every 3rd of a semester they'll be a week or two that is actually hard work you must stay on top of, but other than that you can kinda halfass your way through if you're not a midwit.

This is, I venture, a function of what kind of school you go to. Many schools are high-intensity day-in and day-out. And when your peers are extraordinary and living and breathing it, the prospect of comparative grading of those bluebooks* is a real thing.

*old school, yeah

 

[Anticipointment]

Nick might be lying about meeting her

Figured as much. He prob meant he saw or talked to her on video. How he says it is misleading though. Weasel words meant to confuse or obfuscate just constantly tumble out of his mouth, only to be forgotten or reversed later.

 

[200MB]

Rekieta just called vtuber fans a bunch of sexless, obsessed, freaks. LMAO

Also he was going to go over some guys twitter thread on the 2nd amendment. But the account got suspended, torpedoing his entire segment.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

- Nick got a speeding ticket but weirdly, someone in chat brought it up.

Thanks for flagging this. The reason someone in chat brought it up might be because the case information is now available on MCRO. If so, it turns out that Rekieta's Locals chat are quicker on the ball looking for court updates than this thread or the lawsuit thread in the other subforum. For shame!

Overview​

Rekieta got popped for going 80 in a 65 back in April of this year.

Before you ask: yes, he was in the Mustang.



Let's look at the timeline (left image). There are two documents available online. The most recent is a late notice dated May 22 (right). Rekieta was warned that a $5 late penalty had been applied. He was further warned that an additional $25 "delinquent penalty" would be applied if he did not appear in court or pay the balance due by June 21st. It appears he did neither, based on a series of three case events dated June 26: ""Failed to Appear or Pay Fine in Lieu of Appearing", "Second Penalty Added", and "Conviction Sent to DPS":

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Incident​

The second document available on MCRO is the information from the citation itself.



The Minnesota State Patrol officer wrote that he stopped Rekieta in Willmar at 6:44am on April 15 after his radar clocked Nick at 81mph in a 65mph zone in "raining wet cloudy" conditions. According to the document, Nick told the officer that he was driving to "bring [his] child to [a] speech meet".

The document also states that Nick also said that he "did not know he was going that fast" and that he "wasn't paying attention".

Nick was issued a citation for going 80 in a 65. He was driving in his red 2022 Ford Mustang with license plate "LAWPOPE".

Historical weather data from the website Time and Date (link to April 2023 data - you have to select April 15 manually) claims that in the 6am hour on April 15 the temperature in the region was 37 degrees with light rain possibly turning into snow.

Context​

April 15th is a Saturday and this incident occurred mere hours after one of Nick's Friday "fun" streams (link). Here's a sample from a part of the YouTube stream I clicked to, where Dick Masterson is talking about whether or not he'd like to have rumors spread about him sleeping with high school students as a 42 year old:

Before people speculate, I want to be fair and say that regular viewers would have noticed Nick was acting outside his normal routine for his Friday streams that night. He was not drinking to excess and it looks like he switched to drinking water well before the end of the stream. There's nothing to indicate that his drinking on stream would pose problems for driving later in the morning.

But it appears that the stream started around 11:06pm Central time and lasted for nearly 4.5 hours, so he was streaming until just about 3:30am Central. That's not a lot of time to rest before getting on the road and getting pulled over by 6:45am. At the end of Nick's stream that night, he apologized for not being able to do a post-stream Locals stream, because he has to "get the three hours of sleep that I can muster" before he has to "drive this kid to, to his uh, he's in, sections for speech, I guess".

State of play​

MCRO currently claims that Nick has yet to bother to pay his ticket, which started at $150 but has now increased to $180 after the two additional penalties.

 

[Anticipointment]

The officer also wrote that Rekieta told him that he was driving his child to a "speech meet", "did not know he was going that fast", and "wasn't paying attention".

Lmao instead of stfu this faggot actually tried to talk his way out of a ticket

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Noticed this YouTuber  MrSen clipped on TiC's new channel.

No idea who he is, but me made a 10 min vid last week commenting on Nick & swinging & KF and Null.

At the six minute mark, he claims to have knowledge of Nick and our wife trying to swing with "one particular woman" dating back to the WeebWars era, but plays coy and won't actually name names or clues.

https://youtu.be/oWONI8d55H0?t=6m3s

 

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Nick was issued a citation for going 80 in a 65. He was driving in his red 2022 Ford Mustang with license plate "LAWPOPE".

I forgot he bought those plates!

MCRO currently claims that Nick has yet to bother to pay his ticket, which started at $150 but has now increased to $180 after the two additional penalties.

This is where your super chat money is going folks. For someone who consistently makes known his dislike of government, you think he'd want to give them as little as possible.

I don't know much about legal stuff, but could he be planning on fighting the speeding ticket? Could this be the new legal battle he was talking about?!

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

I don't know much about legal stuff, but could he be planning on fighting the speeding ticket? Could this be the new legal battle he was talking about?!

IANAL, but I'm assuming the "Convicted" status of his charge on the OG post indicates his failure to respond before the deadline and subsequent late charges means his window to fight the fines in court has closed.

 

[Mandys Tits]

You only have your tits out because it highlights your inner beauty.

This is true

 

[thhrang]

Rekieta addressed the Camelot & Pippa drama again, here's a scuffed 2x speed clip of it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Rekieta addressed the Camelot & Pippa drama again, here's a scuffed 2x speed clip of it.

There's more of this cause he read superchats right after and talked about the drama again. This time he said Phase's management of Pippa has been terrible because they could have introduced a whole bunch of his side of the internet to vtubing but they refused his collab with Pippa.

Quite a strange reasoning considering in the clip posted above (thhrang's), he just spent almost 10 mins telling his audience that vtubing audience are sexually repressed psychos and should not be interacted with. Though I suppose that's him being a petty little bitch that couldn't take a no. Like a woman.

That's because they never had any morals, they just thought the did until they were put to the test. It's easy to talk big if you think you'll never have to walk big to prove it.

I agree. Nick and his ilk seems to make contradictory/hypocritical stances without realizing it whenever the issue isn't the easy hot topic text book 1a/2a/abortion stuff that they already memorized for the easy grifting.

 

[newuser131]

You don't have to try THAT hard even at a decent law school to still be above the median.

i am a bit suppressed to hear that. society puts lawyers in such high esteem, i assumed it was difficult to be a lawyer. but that completely explains rekieta.

 

[Swole McPole]

For those "autists" out there in the past who "found the gun room," you can find a whole lot more online............
LINK: https://www.zillow.com/homes/12291-51st-St-NE-Spicer,-MN-56288_rb/226084505_zpid/

Yet more evidence that having a shitload of money doesn't buy you good taste. You do get a lot for your money in Spicer though. That'd buy you a five bed two bath semi with a one car garage and a garden the size of a postage stamp in my provincial Northern city.

The document also states that Nick also said that he "did not know he was going that fast" and that he "wasn't paying attention".

Nick was issued a citation for going 80 in a 65. He was driving in his red 2022 Ford Mustang with license plate "LAWPOPE".

Jesus, how this man has the fucking gall to put that shit on his car is a complete mystery to me. The cunt has no capacity for self reflection at all. How the fuck do you call yourself LAWPOPE when you had a failed law practice that lasted all of five minutes before you jacked it in.

The real lawyers in the area must laugh their asses off at this cunt's antics.

 

[Ghostse]

The Minnesota State Patrol officer wrote that he stopped Rekieta in Willmar at 6:44am on April 15 after his radar clocked Nick at 81mph in a 65mph zone in "raining wet cloudy" conditions. According to the document, Nick told the officer that he was driving to "bring [his] child to [a] speech meet".

The document also states that Nick also said that he "did not know he was going that fast" and that he "wasn't paying attention".

This is the most damning part of the whole thing. What sort of lawyer talks to the cops during a ticket stop? That's the #1 thing you are told NOT to do.

 

[Pomniman]

He tried talking about the console wars last night and ended up making it about buttfucking and jizz. There's no way in hell the coom streams are getting any less degenerate or sloppy if he can't even keep it in his pants for 10 minutes while talking about Xbox and Playstation.

 

[2lolis1cup]

For those "autists" out there in the past who "found the gun room," you can find a whole lot more online............
LINK: https://www.zillow.com/homes/12291-51st-St-NE-Spicer,-MN-56288_rb/226084505_zpid/
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EDIT: Made videos spoilers

Damn it's almost like the people that found pictures of the gun safe also found pictures of the rest of the house. They also seemed to post them all here in case a 3rd party website deleted them. Weird how that worked when you follow the thread instead of posting smugness. That post was from Novemeber 2022 btw and shows what state his decent was at the time.
-4th Kalea

Since it doesn't matter anymore, I will dump some pictures of Nick's house. I also honestly hoped I would never have a reason too and I personally don't believe Nick is a lolcow or going to become one. His "dox" was already spread and I can confirm it was his current address. You can also look at the pictures in here to see his vault if for some reason you needed more proof.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

Jesus, how this man has the fucking gall to put that shit on his car is a complete mystery to me. The cunt has no capacity for self reflection at all. How the fuck do you call yourself LAWPOPE when you had a failed law practice that lasted all of five minutes before you jacked it in.

Remember when everyone got a big boost in audience during the Depp trials and the new batch of wine moms coming in tried to elect as the leader of lawtube so they have someone they can worship? He clarified he didn't want to be a leader of anything multiple times and called it cringe. Yet for some reason he started wearing the hat when he got the unbreaded segment and have since then called himself that on occasion..

This is the most damning part of the whole thing. What sort of lawyer talks to the cops during a ticket stop? That's the #1 thing you are told NOT to do.

That's also the #1 thing he told his audience not to do. Multiple times, whenever this topic comes up.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Noticed this YouTuber  MrSen clipped on TiC's new channel.

No idea who he is, but me made a 10 min vid last week commenting on Nick & swinging & KF and Null.

At the six minute mark, he claims to have knowledge of Nick and our wife trying to swing with "one particular woman" dating back to the WeebWars era, but plays coy and won't actually name names or clues.

https://youtu.be/oWONI8d55H0?t=6m3s

Sounds like a rebrand of the SenpaiIsHome character from the WW Era. He had a gripe with Nose for not having him on like he did with every other Nick parrot for WW. The vocal patterns are similar

On the way to work, so I cannot find an archive of his videos from that era, but they exist in WW.

Notes from Nick's Hot Tub stream on LOCALS:

- He has cut back drinking so he cannot use alcohol as an excuse for his antics. He said he was drinking too much, but he isn't a lush because he can just stop. Most people cannot, but he can.

- He is trying to get more people to interview. The next guest has not responded yet. He wants to do bigger guests forst to drum up interest. 3rd slot would likely be Phil Labont

- Other potential guests are some Comedian he knows, Viva, Barnes, Andrea Burkhart, Megan Fox, Doug T, and others, but he wants to get new people on first. Donut Operator, Herrera, Garand Thumb, smd others are on the list. He thinks he can get Crowders father.

Lol! He wants to get Metekour on!

He has no interest in talking to traditional Catholics.

- For these interview shows, he is not reading superchats and ACTIVELY discouraging them bexuase he will not read them until the end. He does not want the 'distraction' to his guest. He wants to rely on his own interview skills.

I think he just has a more raunchy audience. It was always autistic, but ACTIVELY discouraging superchats seems like a way to drive down engagement...

- He whinged that a smaller channel was trying to stir drama, but he has to ignore it.

- Camelot is 'fun, has funny stories' and they have 'similar thoughts on a lot of issues' to Nick.

- Said he might hire a booker for his interview show.

- He has an issue with people ramping up sexual sins stigma while ignoring gluttony and the like.

He forgets that sexaul sin is called 'sin against your own body' and implied to have worse consequences than others.

- Kayla does not want to be on stream

 

[Kopasea]

The lawsuit is Monty's fault for coming into the stream.

What a dumb idiot take. "It's the woman's fault that she got raped. If she hadn't been in that dark alley, that rapist wouldn't have raped her."

"Conviction Sent to DPS"

What does this mean? I've heard rumors that his ticket got upgraded to a misdemeanor.

WeebWars era, but plays coy and won't actually name names or clues.

Must be related to Cynthia. People who say they have information without sharing it just want the dopamine hit of releasing the info without the negativity that their information is wrong.

This is true

Your profile pic is way too high res to actually be Mandy's tits.

He whinged that a smaller channel was trying to stir drama, but he has to ignore it.

He seems to be passively going after Elissa now. Considering that his audience started review bombing Schneider, I expect he's hoping that either locals or his audience will do his dirty work for him and get rid of that "pesky" small channel.

- He has an issue with people ramping up sexual sins stigma while ignoring gluttony and the like.

He forgets that sexaul sin is called 'sin against your own body' and implied to have worse consequences than others.

It's often the people that struggle with a certain sin that point out other sins to get the spotlight off them.

 

[Big moth tiddies]

He clarified he didn't want to be a leader of anything multiple times and called it cringe. Yet for some reason he started wearing the hat when he got the unbreaded segment and have since then called himself that on occasion..

Originally he wore the hat as a sign of mockery to any sort of title. In fact, law pope was conceived as a mockery toward the moniker of "Leader of lawtube" which he felt was being foisted on him.

The problem is, when you feed into irony too much, it eventually becomes unironic. Now he's just a turdnugget wearing it as a genuine badge of honor on his fucking car.

Rekieta definitely let himself get carried away and now the "Jokes" have become so intertwined that they're no longer distinguishable from his actual personality. Same with his degeneracy. What was occasional jokes and jests about being a filthy sex weirdo has just become a part of him now, so much so that it supplanted who he was completely.

Sad