"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

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it was mentioned in a superchat segment that suggestions should be posted here so i have one: patrick tomlinson

for a short bit you could go over that he hired a lawyer to set up a payment plan for his debt then didnt pay it which got his repayment plan dismissed. this may have opened him up to aggresive debt collection like repo of his property

for a longer bit you could go over one of his recent twitter fights which lasted for about a week. it was with a literary agent who on paper should be his best friend but patricks grating personality caused her to turn on him. several of the tweets are funny because she's so much better at banter than him and he couldnt let it go. at one point she compared him to trump. it looked like he was losing it and near the end he started threatening her with legal action but she only stopped engaging because one of his friends who says he works at microsoft was contacting her work with threats

i will admit my recommendation is mainly because the patrick impression is one of my favorite bits on the show
 
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Averagest Redditor said:
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You can tell this cartoon was made by Americans because they can't help but nigger worship in their cartoon about an autistic Jewish girl:
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Also, lol, lmao even at that buck breaking iconography.
 
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Berrakh said:
Good thing I don’t look up EVA porn, or really any porn. I’m pure of heart.
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People who are pure of heart aren't concerned with the feistyness of animated 14 year olds. Sorry no takesies backsies, the comically oversized weebapult should be here to throw you into the dungeon shortly.
 
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Related to the Chyna segment, we may need further analysis:
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https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/节
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No idea what OTHER innuendos the second character introduces, but "festival of anger" seems more on brand at least as far as using google translate to choose what glyphs to get tattooed on your chest.
 
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Kill weebs. Behead weebs. Roundhouse kick a weebs into the concrete. Slam dunk a weeb baby into the trashcan. Crucify filthy animes. Defecate in a weebs food. Launch weebs into the sun. Stir fry weebs in a wok. Toss weebs into active volcanoes. Urinate into a weebs gas tank. Judo throw weebs into a wood chipper. Twist weebs heads off. Report weebs to the IRS. Karate chop weebs in half. Trap weebs in quicksand. Crush weebs in the trash compactor. Liquefy weebs in a vat of acid. Eat weebs. Dissect weebs. Exterminate weebs in the gas chamber. Stomp weebs skulls with steel toed boots. Cremate weebs in the oven. Lobotomize weebs. Drown weebs in fried chicken grease. Vaporize weebs with a ray gun. Kick old weebs down the stairs. Feed weebs to alligators. Slice weebs with a katana.
 
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Berrakh said:
I’ve always had a consistent answer on this: I have liked certain anime series but not the genre as a whole and its various recurring aspects (unless played off in a smarty-pants sort of way).
And really what I had said there would hold for anything I watch anyway. I’m very biased against passive characters you see.
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This isn't consistent at all. You don't have to like the whole or even most of a genre to be considered a fan. What do I not like rock now cause I don't care for Bruce Springsteen?

You're hiding your anime liking because you are ashamed and quite frankly you should be,
 
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This isn't consistent at all. You don't have to like the whole or even most of a genre to be considered a fan. What do I not like rock now cause I don't care for Bruce Springsteen?

You're hiding your anime liking because you are ashamed and quite frankly you should be,
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Clashing definitions then: I think you need to do something more than occasionally and not find a lot of it obnoxious to be a fan of it.

I like Death Grips, is it useful to call me a fan of hip-hop and rap? Your own example kinda gets this all backwards.

Also I only said my answer was consistent. Whether you disagree with it, child, is a different matter child.
 
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I like Death Grips, is it useful to call me a fan of hip-hop and rap? Your own example kinda gets this all backwards.
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That's a terrible example cause deathgrips incorporates elements of punk and electronic music and sometimes it barely even sounds like hip hop. Plus your going off track here and comparing liking one band to liking multiple animes and consistently having different anime girl avatars.
 
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Diamond Homonculus said:
That's a terrible example cause deathgrips incorporates elements of punk and electronic music and sometimes it barely even sounds like hip hop. Plus your going off track here and comparing liking one band to liking multiple animes and consistently having different anime girl avatars.
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I was participating in good humor but this is getting silly imo— you compared liking a few anime series (I can think of four) to only disliking one rock artist. Hence the Death Grips example, because that would be liking one band among many, which is closer to the case at hand. Your response to that was to set a new bar after the fact, which is gay.

And I’ve had two anime avis, one from a series I never finished but saw in memes.
 
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