I pray for those kids, too, that they don't get raped by this creep.
I don't even understand what Jack thinks people need to pray for. Hey, fatty, it's customary to specifically explain prayer requests! Are we praying because they leave? Are we praying because Jack Jr. is ready for them to leave? What particular things about them leaving (or about Jack Jr. being ready) suggest the need for prayers?
Congratulations folks, we did it, we successfully bred Robin Thicke and Jace Connors and Jack Jr. is the result.
Good. He sucked anyway.
I'm not sure there's anything the political about not wanting your kids to be around a man child in a football championship shirt, sunglasses inside, staring at his watch intently and holding an energy sword from Halo. I wouldn't worry much about him raping my kids or pushing much of agenda, I just don't want my kids to see someone like that as anything but an example of why they need to eventually grow up.
As others have said, I'd worry that Jr would try to molest my kids if he was in charge of them for any length of time.
Where are they even leaving for? Some kind of mission trip to an Indian reservation or something?
It's more the clear arrested development that he's got going on that screams potential pedo.
I mean, info like that would be at least slightly helpful in figuring out what they're in dire need of divine intervention for.
I can't wait for Jack to start trying to grasp things with his brand new, state-of-the-art hook-hand.
Well at least that way he'll be able to hold the bowl while he stirs with the other hand.
Just looking at how bad his arm his now just shows how fast of a downward spiral Jacks health took once he left the hospital.
This is terrible, but peak Jack fare. The food is served almost instantly on disposable plates and looks bland as shit. This reminds me of all the shitty Chinese joints that stay open late for all the people drunk off their ass hungry for just something to absorb the booze.
Apparently Scalfani strokebrain is about on par with a BAC of .20.
He refused to acknowledge Jack even had another stroke until there was some more official posting about it on Jack's social media because he didn't want it to seem like he was getting info from us.
If you've got a sit-down Chinese restaurant and not a damn takeaway like Panda Express they should use some real fucking plates, they're not that expensive. That is some real white-trash-customer shiz.
Piping hot food served on styrofoam plates. I guess melted styrofoam is the least of Jack's problems. Why is he still eating out so much. Chinese food has bucketloads of sodium and MSG. Any one of these meals could be his last.
