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It's the culmination of a fantasy. What comes after doesn't matter.
Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!
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It's the culmination of a fantasy. What comes after doesn't matter.
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You called it.
It's been a quiet day for Kevin on Twitter. I'll let him explain why.
Personal hygiene is not improving. I guess he's waiting for some FtMs to come and visit (dinosaur stuff included for context).
Although one of the cats went too far. I wonder when he realised. Probably when he noticed he had a wet foot. Four times a day. Rather amusingly, some rando attacks him for not being pure enough. And then calls him Kevin. As our man says "what the actual fuck are you talking about"
Did that shot of Fat Paul with the transparent background come from here?
Enjoy the show
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Very likely. The account is apparently a Westcliffe local and critic or nemesis of the Tranchers - speculation it is George Gramlich of the Sentinel newspaper himself (or his wife).
But whoever it is recently discovered the threads here and has been using the info to relentlessly Alog everyone involved.
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I don't think the possibility of a field troon corpse among the pacas in the mass grave should be excluded.
While Kevvie certainly did not outright kill anyone, too lazy, he certainly is an accessory to manslaughter.
What I think would be the grandest end to the Tranch Saga would be a human body discovered at the Tranch, resulting in negligent homicide charges and prison terms for each and every one of the troons.
The joyful twist of fate would be Kevvie sent to a woman's prison thanks to his lack of penis, but due to disgusting all of the women inmates, he suffers so many beatings, shankings, and violence, that he actually requests to be transferred to a male prison for his own safety.
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It's been a quiet day for Kevin on Twitter. I'll let him explain why.
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Although one of the cats went too far. I wonder when he realised. Probably when he noticed he had a wet foot. Four times a day. Rather amusingly, some rando attacks him for not being pure enough. And then calls him Kevin. As our man says "what the actual fuck are you talking about"
These people tweet so often - literally all day everyday, a constant barrage of tweet after tweet - that Elon now has them categorized as spam. I wouldn't normally be down for that kind of thing, but the way these types of Twitter addicts bloat their timelines with inane, stream-of-consciousness bullshit, I can actually see the justification for deeming their activity as a waste of server space. Imagine being such a continuous presence on a website that your baseline activity resembles that of a spam bot. Amazing.The cats wouldn't be peeing on his stuff, or anywhere outside of their litter boxes, if the litter boxes (I'm being generous in assuming there's more than one) were kept clean on a regular basis. Cats like to be as clean and discreet as possible, and they're relatively low-maintenance pets. This literally shouldn't even be a problem if they all weren't negligent animal owners, and it's one of the first signs that the cats are being neglected. Because if it isn't a lack of a clean place to poo and pee, then it's a medical problem of some sort.
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That rabbit is the only thing about Kevin clean and fresh. And it's not like he has any excuse for it. (Aside being a lazy Troon that needs to be on his back stretching an axe wound open 12 hours a day)
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The same reason for the children's crusade, for heavens gate doing it, for senior cardiologists throwing away their lives to commit a terror attack for aim shinryko
A certain segment of the population seems to be utterly unable to deal with a lack of meaning and needs to be a part of a greater cause
Trannyism is a cult, and cult members will endure a lot of cognitive dissonance and physical pain or discomfort for the sake of supporting the cause
Also fucking lol that avowed anticapitalist Kevin is praising corporations for bringing out an extrapolation of a cameo as am embryo decades ago as a full on overpriced toy
The only 'hung girl' kev will ever take is the long hard dick of capitalism
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Are they still squatting at Penny's parental figures place?
If so then these cats are contributing to the ruin of that property too.
If this carries on then surveyors will have to learn to distinguish between a property ruined by ammonia from meth cooking or cat piss thanks to irresponsible troons.
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Look for Penny to start constructing a new “tarp barn” come winter. Various cats, dogs, sheep, & alpaca that are never seen again may have been “re-homed”.
If his grandparents suddenly go MIA, we’ll know where to point the authorities.
If his grandparents suddenly go MIA, we’ll know where to point the authorities.
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I'd like you to know I'm incredibly proud of you and hope you enjoy it even when the threads are mundane or derailed.
tYEAH! That's my predictable old boy. It's interesting at how consistent he is as a lolcow, I could set my watch to his behavior.
The good news is that his grandparents don't live on the same property: grandpa owns multiple and he takes care of his wife (who has dementia or something related), he just gave one for his fuckup grandson to inhabit with his fuck up grandson's fuck up homos. I'd be more worried if one died and the other needed care and one of Phil's other relatives doesn't take the surviving spouse. If said spouse is grandpa and then he doesn't need extra care around his house aside from Phil occassionally helping him with some chores (that Phil will half ass or fuck up of course) then he'd be utterly lucky. If one dies and the other needs help and IF no other relative can help (or Penny is boneheaded prideful and says "I WILL TAKE CARE OF THIS" *hoards person like pet and neglets*) then the remaining grandparent is fucked. I can't see them paying for a retirement home or anything else like that. But I don't know his family situation nor can I guarantee it.
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I hope there is a secret account or an insurance policy set up for this purpose.
Someone who owns multiple properties is usually far sighted enough, especially if their spouse is dementia ridden.
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100% that bunny rabbit still smells like cat pee. A standard wash & dry does not rid even clothes - never mind stuffed things - of multiple cat violations.
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I bet they weren't even engaged, considering he calls all his "whore" males "wives".
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I like to think they broke up cause he wanted to call her a whoreand do the most cumbrained porny fucked up stuff to her and when she tried to tell him real women don't usually act like the drawn ones in his furry porn and hentai that's what made him break up with her.
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it is so incredibly funny to me the number of "anit-capitalist" you can find on social media praising giagantic corporations such as disney, lego,marvel, etc. they hate capitalism up until it releases a toy or animated movie that they like, then capitalism is great.
i dont know if this is true, but it sound 110% believable for any porn sick tranny, so i will assume it is what happened until proven otherwise.
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I love that they keep tweeting about how they can't even handle house cats. I've actually seen people in Kevin's replies before trying to give him earnest helpful advice about these kinds of things, they get basically no engagement and he never acknowledges them. I think it's very funny that the troon vanguard is somehow even more self-centered than the troon support network which at least has enough people who can care about another sentient creature enough to sometimes try to help. From looking at the pictures of their cats and rooms it's easy to tell that the Tranch is far more of a shithole than even the average troon, some of those "cat ladies" really do care about the only creature that gives them attention in the real world. It'll often still be an unkempt mess but you can tell the tard is trying for the cat even as he neglects himself.
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It's probably more him refusing to get a job or do absolutely anything useful. Can you imagine coming home to see neckbeard kev look up from drawing furry hentai to say 'me want tendies' and then going back to drawing?
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It still baffles me that he even got a real natural born pussy girlfriend back when he was a neckbeard dork drawing furry porn. what the fuck did she see in him to begin with? did she think Kevin would turn it around and become a legit artist once he developed his talent? The man barley shaved his neckbeard off back then let alone get good at drawing.
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Women and men come along in similar numbers. At the end of the day some poor schmuck is going to be stuck with someone like Kevin. "Well, at least he doesn't wear my underwear, he showers from time to time, and he's got a job." she might have thought to herself. "I could do worse."
Thread tax time. Whenever I log in, the site tells me that it's "Checking your browser for robots." Well. here you are, have your robots. Kevin's been to the cinema to see the latest Transformers movie. And got called out by a kid.
He's even written a review. I bet that kid would have written a sharper one.
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He looks like he's melting into that seat
Motherfucker is transicecream
And of course his favourite part of the plot is it's utterly bland so he can focus on all his favourite cameos