Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 19.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 89 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 53 16.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 120 36.5%

  • Total voters
    329
Not sure how accurate, but it was funny:

Chef_Adam​
Lmao, actually yes....displaying dominance over other men is a major boost to T, so is being accepted for sex (you don't actually have to have it), plus eating celery and protein...

JimSatala​
Testosterone levels have dropped dramatically since the 1950s primarily because of Plastics and other shit in our food, a 30 year old man has the Testosterone levels of an 80 year old man in the 1950s, if your levels start to get too low your body thinks you are getting ready to die it’s very important for your hormones to stay at appropriate levels

Average testosterone levels have dropped dramatically. But the big reason for that is the many men who are overweight, eat a bad diet and lead an entirely sedentary lifestyle. There is no secret to why average T levels are dropping. Just look at the obesity statistics and look around in a crowd. The average guy in the 1950s physically worked all day. The average guy today spends most of his time eating processed food in front of a computer screen.

But lots of people are convinced that they are doing nothing wrong and that they can solve all their problems just by taking pills. That if they simply have more Testosterone in their body, they can go on laying on the couch all day eating junk food and being overweight. But it doesn't work that way. Fixing the T levels alone doesn't fix the real problems.
 
Another reason why Nick is angry at everyone but Pippa could be because Nick doesn't want Pippa so much as her audience/superchats and the gatekeepers are getting in the way. To put it another way, Pippa just is a means to an end. Nick even said that he doesn't think she is the one in control. It's big bad Phase (standing in for Camelot's version of Gamestop) and/or the psycho fans. No point in being mad at a puppet.
I'm sure that calling the audience you wish to court a bunch of crazy incels will have stellar results.
As opposed to now? Coom content that's bleeding viewership?
Pretty sure that was the joke.
Well we now know who Divinity is in the thread @CuntFucker2077. Watching the comments on Divinity's Megan's demonetization video from YT. Comments are telling, in particular one from what looks like Art The Clown, or an Art The Clown Type. This was posted the day Megan's video came out. A day later, @CuntFucker2077 posts "Faran leaked audio" which IMO sounds edited to manipulate, but either way it is all hearsay at this point. You can read my thoughts on the audio. But let this be a warning to anyone that Divinity clearly records conversations which depending on state (her's being California) is illegal.
Take it to the Lawtube (Onion) thread. None of this is directly related to Nick and we have a containment thread for a reason. I don't care if Divinity fucks Kalea.
 
They are still shitting Pippa's audience, stopping short of calling them incels (a word that a liberal woman tends to use) and then started shitting on phase, going as far as telling pippa to quit phase and strike on her own, convinced she'll be bigger than she currently is.
If he said this, and I have no reason to doubt you it's just so staggering dumb that part of me just refuses to believe it, then it's so unbelievably out of touch that I'm surprised his advice to disaffected young men is to go to their local big corporation, slap their resume down on the table and say "I want a job!".

Most of all y'all have no idea of vtubing history and that's fine because that's how it should be. In the entire time that women have been playing video games as anime women I can name two that have left their company, left their character, left their model, left their community, started a new character and were almost to just as big as they were before. Pikamee, we now know, was planning to leave VOMS to work with VShojo for a better opportunity for herself before fucking eunuchs shat everything up with their faggotry. Kson was formerly with Hololive as Kiryu Coco until she came to the defense of one of her coworkers and said that Taiwan was a country too. This got China on her ass for months to the point that she could not stream without her chat becoming completely useless. She left Hololive, came back as an indie a few months later and, I wanna say, close to a year later she was signed on with Vshojo.

Two takeaways from this:
  • Both women garnered massive sympathy due to the harassment they were getting for the crime of doing nothing.
    • Pippa would have none of this. She would be working at a loss as fans become detractors because she's throwing away them for money. We know, for a fact, that she's already dealt with that once.
  • Both women are still working for a company.
    • There are plenty of people who do well enough on their own without a company but the idea that Pippa would be bigger than she is now, at 240k subscribers and have fans that for no reason whatsoever decide to bully her to the tune of $11k in a single night, as someone completely different, all by herself and starting off from nothing? That's fucking asinine.
Before she was Pippa she struggled hard for years to get into content creation and doing nothing but spinning her wheels. This isn't a secret. She's talked about this multiple times. She applied to many different companies, some that don't even exist anymore, and got turned down by all but one. Fishman took a chance on some autistic dweeb that we all know as the yabbit and she shot off like a rocket DESPITE having a chink leaf tard wrangle her. In fact it's because of the wrangling that the hillbilly hikikomori has gotten as far as she has. She herself has stated that she needs a wrangler. If she could've done it herself she would've done it long before Phase Connect and Pippa would never had existed. Should Nick have known this particular deep rabbit hole lore? No, not really. Should he have known about Coco? Probably. He definitely heard of the Pikamee situation. If anything his lack of understanding of the industry is more of a mark against him as he's going out of his way to speak like a Goddamned authority on the matter.

Nick, my boy, I know you read this so I want to say you are like a rich, liberal arts major communist who's trying to tell me the ills of capitalism and the deep truths in economics while larping as the working class. You're like that black CIA glow nigger who made a big deal out of going to Kiev to kill Russians while being old and fat and never seeing any action. You say shit that sounds smart to ignorant retards and drunks but to anyone who's not those things your shallowness and lack of understand glares like a beacon. If you're this proud of your ignorance about this then I have to call into question everything else you've said. I didn't really want to hear anything else you had to say after the fucking boob screed and now I just can't trust you and I don't like that.
Nick has also started calling them pedophiles towards the end of the topic too.
Weeb wars was so long ago...
They're really throwing a big tantrum over not getting pippa (and other vtubers) on their show. My description is really not enough to describe how hard and fast both of these 2 are burning bridges with phase. They are lambasting phase really hard, calling it predatory, saying pippa is barely getting paid after the cuts but they dont really provide anything back, etc.
I remember him saying something about a month ago about Null ruining every professional relationship he had. I wanna say that he intimated that that's why the site is in the hobbled status it is and nobody cares or cares to help. "Everyone I don't like is burning bridges"
 
I'm sure that calling the audience you wish to court a bunch of crazy incels will have stellar results.
It's remarkable. He is making fun of people fawning and raging over a fake rabbit while doing the exact same thing as if he purports to know more about the rabbit in real life than its fans. It's very delusional. Parasocial even.

Edit: Maybe when he talked about jealousy over other people's parasocial obsessions, it comes from direct experience.
 
What really annoys me about this jew-nosed cuck faggot in the case of Pippa is this: he’s going on this “crusade” against Phase Connect, claiming he loves Pippa, but knowing full well that neither she nor Phase itself will say anything, partly because they have to maintain a professional image and partly because they’re probably telling Pippa to back away from the subject. So we all have to hear his smooth brained take on the matter, but we’ll never get the other side’s retort. It’s intentionally cowardly and in his own words “really gay”.
 
So if I want to take sides my choices are a fake rabbit with unique and engaging content or a fake lawyer who is also a fake christian, who hates his own fans and does the absolutely bare minimum for a show?

Most every other drama thing involving people in his circle, such as Kurt and Legal Bytes he either said he wasn't getting involved or he had his simps like Drex and Legal Mindset do the public attacks so he could pretend he was above it all. The only difference to make Rekieta comment now is he has emotions involved. Either he is upset with Pippa not coming on his show, or he's still all hormonal and in love with Coomalot after the shared experience of tag teaming the wife with balldos in Vegas.
 
Take it to the Lawtube (Onion) thread. None of this is directly related to Nick and we have a containment thread for a reason. I don't care if Divinity fucks Kalea.

I assumed all these people were coomers from Nick's Locals who pretend not to read the Farms but are actually obsessed with the place.

Welcome coomers. Don't shit the place up like Cynthia did.
 
I don’t even like pippa all that much but Nick’s side are acting like stilted ex-girlfriends at this point
They really are, aren't they? This is some teen girl shit, Nicole. Phase hurt his feelings harmed his business by turning down his interview request, and now he's lashing out blindly. He's acting like he was rejected by a boy and is trying to get revenge by getting his girlfriend to break up with him. "You could do sooooo much better than him, girl, just leave him!"

Another reason why Nick is angry at everyone but Pippa could be because Nick doesn't want Pippa so much as her audience/superchats and the gatekeepers are getting in the way.
Does he even want that audience? He used to have the "anime fan with far too much disposable income" sector locked down, but lost a large part of it after the trainwreck the Vic case turned into, then chased the rest of it away along with his other niches to court wrinkly wine not-moms. Now some other people are saying he's just directly insulting them. I don't think he even knows what he wants other than to impotently whine about being slighted by the detached managers of a cartoon rabbit.

Nick has managed to be such a contrarian he's turned a "Not right now" into a likely "Never!" He also saw to making it a public ordeal so it's not just one talent/agency.
He has a really nasty habit of burning bridges with people who he might need/get to talk to in the future for no reason at all. Off the top of my head, I can think of him insulting Jay Wolman, a partner of his current lawyer for his defamation defense (ooooops), and insulting Asmongold in a rant that later probably came to his attention when he was thinking about talking to Nick during the Depp trial (probably fair, but ooooops).
 
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It's remarkable. He is making fun of people fawning and raging over a fake rabbit while doing the exact same thing as if he purports to know more about the rabbit in real life than its fans. It's very delusional. Parasocial even.
He's acting like he was rejected by a boy and is trying to get revenge by getting his girlfriend to break up with him.
I wasn't going to make the clip this long but I found myself fascinated by how frequently he said Mandy's name in just over the first minute that I kept it going.


 
But who would be Nick's Gator and sweep it up for pennies? That Ryan guy he had around for a while did fuck all, is he even still employed by Nick? Better question why would anybody with those talents get in on it now, with fuck all left and not just set out on their own or hit up someone more successful? Can't see even Rumble still trying at this point they have to see that any effort would be throwing good money after bad and they have other people that are actually bringing in the views and the paid chats.

No, the point where any pulling up or tard wrangling would have helped has long since passed and any effort now will be token and temporary. But we are getting another Drex stream next week. Joy. I'd rather watch a week's worth of Camelot streams than one Drex stream but hey, not watching either and waiting for clips is an option.
The editor is still around. He was probably the one who brought the shirts Nick sold at the anime convention last year.

I thinknit was totally his idea and Nick had no input.

He also took all the stuff that they bought at the Con home and shipped them back to La Casa Rekieta for them.

He sweeps pretty well, but is often ignored and still gets paid. He could be a nice person, but he is hobbled by Nick some.
Nick, my boy, I know you read this so I want to say you are like a rich, liberal arts major communist who's trying to tell me the ills of capitalism and the deep truths in economics while larping as the working class. You're like that black CIA glow nigger who made a big deal out of going to Kiev to kill Russians while being old and fat and never seeing any action. You say shit that sounds smart to ignorant retards and drunks but to anyone who's not those things your shallowness and lack of understand glares like a beacon. If you're this proud of your ignorance about this then I have to call into question everything else you've said. I didn't really want to hear anything else you had to say after the fucking boob screed and now I just can't trust you and I don't like that.
You still think anything he said was true and not pontificating puffery?
 
You still think anything he said was true and not pontificating puffery?
There was a point where he wouldn't make such demonstrative claims without something to back it up and specifically called out things like harassment and threats when there was no proof of either or that they weren't actually what the person claimed they were. Camelot's claims hold as much weight as the shoe eating retard's from 3 years ago. Shane just isn't enough of a whore for Nick to give him a pass I guess. So, yes I think do believe there was a time when he wasn't a raging faggot. That's gone now.
 
Pippa Pipkin sucks ass. I know her as an unfunny forced meme on the sekdur. Horniness and/or severe autism have to play in because I can't imagine finding anything objectively good about her content. Gator is probably pretty representative of what her fans are like. Point is you have to be even more annoying than her to get me to take her side...Nick is the spoiled little shit for the job!
 
Pippa said she was thinking about leaving phase over a year ago (not for money, other reasons), but she's glad that she didn't.

Pippa, as of a month ago, says she wouldn't leave her company for a $1 Million offer and Nick strolls on in insisting that her company is holding her hostage.

I assume he doesn't understand this because as a self-professed narcissist Nick only views relationships through a transactional lens, but NICK! You're a fucking retard!
I wasn't going to make the clip this long but I found myself fascinated by how frequently he said Mandy's name in just over the first minute that I kept it going.


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Bullet fucking dodged.

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I remember him saying something about a month ago about Null ruining every professional relationship he had. I wanna say that he intimated that that's why the site is in the hobbled status it is and nobody cares or cares to help. "Everyone I don't like is burning bridges"
I really can't understand this line of logic. Null has pretty much not said anything negative about half the people who hate him, including Nick now, rather all he did was say he wasn't going to Balldo Guard for people and let others talk on his site as they please. He also said that Nick mentioned someone from KF was bothering him outside of KF, to which Null asked Nick who it was because he'd do something about people cow tipping as it's against site rules. Nick then proceeded to provide no information and deflect.

The fuck do people expect Null to do, stifle all speech on his site so no one can call Nick and the Flaggot gay?
 
But who would be Nick's Gator and sweep it up for pennies? That Ryan guy he had around for a while did fuck all, is he even still employed by Nick? Better question why would anybody with those talents get in on it now, with fuck all left and not just set out on their own or hit up someone more successful? Can't see even Rumble still trying at this point they have to see that any effort would be throwing good money after bad and they have other people that are actually bringing in the views and the paid chats.
Is Specktree still interested? I thought he was Nick's Gator?
No, the point where any pulling up or tard wrangling would have helped has long since passed and any effort now will be token and temporary. But we are getting another Drex stream next week. Joy. I'd rather watch a week's worth of Camelot streams than one Drex stream but hey, not watching either and waiting for clips is an option.
Is this the first Drexel stream since he got outed as a groomer, told Nick he was basically Tiger Woods, and had an absolute chimpout in his Discord? Whatever happened with that anyway? I remember some great comments to Drex's constant responses like "looks like the niggerfish are biting today."
 
Pippa Pipkin sucks ass. I know her as an unfunny forced meme on the sekdur. Horniness and/or severe autism have to play in because I can't imagine finding anything objectively good about her content. Gator is probably pretty representative of what her fans are like. Point is you have to be even more annoying than her to get me to take her side...Nick is the spoiled little shit for the job!
100 Percent I am giving a very concerned side eye to a large portion of people posting in this thread.

You gotta seriously wonder about anyone who watches a streamer that purposely affects 'Little Girl Voice'.

Pippa isn't just annoying she's a stomach churning reminder that marketing to pedos isn't just a thing it's accepted and makes big money.
 
Nick was issued a citation for going 80 in a 65. He was driving in his red 2022 Ford Mustang with license plate "LAWPOPE".
Really? That's cuh-ringe.

Quite a strange reasoning considering in the clip posted above (thhrang's), he just spent almost 10 mins telling his audience that vtubing audience are sexually repressed psychos and should not be interacted with. Though I suppose that's him being a petty little bitch that couldn't take a no. Like a woman.
They can't say "no" to the Kang of the Sektur Pope of the Youtube lolyers.
 
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