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I was randomly browsing youtube and came across this. I immediately came to the conclusion that if barb had gone in a different direction and decided to create a bed and breakfast in the house it would have been exactly like this hellhole. The only thing missing is some sonichu merch stuffed into a corner somewhere

 
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I immediately came to the conclusion that if barb had gone in a different direction and decided to create a bed and breakfast in the house it would have been exactly like this hellhole. The only thing missing is some sonichu merch stuffed into a corner somewhere
Naw, that's the restaurant the actual hamburger boiling idiot Kengle would open.
 
Naw, that's the restaurant the actual hamburger boiling idiot Kengle would open.
Damn, they literally boil burgers! It would be less work to make them fresh. On top of that they aren't even grilled, they're baked, refrigerated, then boiled!

I know we're all here because we're rubberneckers so the whole episode is of interest. If you want to skip to the actual burger boiling though it's at about 32:40. There's plenty of crazy stuff before that though.
 
Chris's infamous claim of descent from Queen Elizabeth I, the virgin queen, is funny, because there is a pseudohistory theory that Lizzy fucked and put up the resulting bastards for adoption, but in a Shakespearean tragedy, she accidentally fucked one of her sons, who just so happened to be the true author of Shakespeare, and gave birth to her grandson/son by her son.

So if Chris did descend from Elizabeth I, motherfucking would be in his blood
 
The meme of the "rules of the internet" is a bit outdated, but I'd like to propose a new one, Reddit's Law. Any post sharing an odd 'real life' story that feels like it could be gratifying the author's fetishes is a complete fabrication intended to do exactly that.

"Guys, wouldn't it be totally crazy if your mom randomly started saying she's into incest?"
 
I just want to see Chris’s takes on the new Sonic game and movie already! Are they compatible with the merge and CWC-canon or is a part of his body the wrong color?!
 
I’m just now starting to dive into the CWC story but don’t really know where to start, so much stuff. Is there a good thread to begin with or just go to last page of threads and start going chronologically. Appreciate it
 
I’m just now starting to dive into the CWC story but don’t really know where to start, so much stuff. Is there a good thread to begin with or just go to last page of threads and start going chronologically.
You need to go to the CWCki. There's no way you can learn everything just reading these threads, they're all over the place.
 
I’m just now starting to dive into the CWC story but don’t really know where to start, so much stuff. Is there a good thread to begin with or just go to last page of threads and start going chronologically. Appreciate it

Check out the Cwcki. Pick a topic that catches your eye and dig yourself a rabbit hole from there.

If you are lazy, don't want to read and don't have the time or sanity to go through 39000 gorillion hours of Geno Samuel, a YouTuber by the name of TheGamerFromMars made a pretty solid Chris Chan series that covers his entire life in about 5 hours or so.
 
If you are lazy, don't want to read and don't have the time or sanity to go through 39000 gorillion hours of Geno Samuel, a YouTuber by the name of TheGamerFromMars made a pretty solid Chris Chan series that covers his entire life in about 5 hours or so.
>tfw you realize you're in such an insanely obsessive community that a 5 hour video is the BRIEF intro to a fat mom-raping retard
 
>tfw you realize you're in such an insanely obsessive community that a 5 hour video is the BRIEF intro to a fat mom-raping retard
>there's this guy named Chris chan
>he's autistic and a retard
>posted videos of himself online
>fell for the bait and got trolled really hard for 2 decades
>brought it upon himself more often than not
>some of its funny, some of its sad, all of its creepy and weird

Didn't take 5 hours to give a brief summary.
 
Man that Lainchu Manifesto is a load of autism. I just read it. As someone who didn't really follow Chris after 2016 or so until the Merge, it didn't really enlighten me about events that I knew or cared much about, but it's still interesting just for the absurdity of it all. Anaxis comes off as broadly truthful but it's just so weird to me how invested he is in putting his story out there. Search doesn't really come up with anything so clearly Farmers don't care. Who does?

It really makes the Watchmen look like the worst of the worst. Obviously not in terms of harm done, but rather they look awful as clout-chasing kids with powerful autism. It's kind of sad. Anaxis seems to be the best of the worst but I'm still baffled as to how/why someone would put themselves in that kind of situation and then devote so much time to explaining themself. I guess the answer is already laid out: Autism, Discord, being a teenager. I suppose this was already obvious to anyone who followed Chris in 2021, but I did not.

At least I assume they're all zoomers. If not it's even sadder.
 
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