Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.5%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.2%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 27.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 127 37.4%

  • Total voters
    340
I don't know if this has been broached before but is it possible that Nick's downfall is because he got on Locals and after that point he started streaming almost every aspect of his life and no longer had a personal life? There's been numerous streamers, Pewdiepie for example, that had a breakdown from being terminally online with the entire world watching. The human psyche is not capable of handling that level of scrutiny constantly. While almost all of us have the ability to follow the teachings of Tyler the Creator and turn the screen off people who have made it their job being terminally online don't exactly have that luxury. The line between his private life and professional life getting blurrier by the day would explain his need to overshare and why he takes things said in the thread, factual or not, so personally. I don't know. It's just a thought.

This isn't to garner sympathy or excuse his actions/behavior. It's just to try to explain it.
Actually, he does say he hopes it's a grift implying there's some speculation on his part or at least he's planting the seed, I just didn't upload the clip. It's in the first 20 seconds of this clip:
I'm sorry man but no. At that moment, as it's happening and only hearing about this through super chats, he's hoping it's a grift because the alternative is that she's actually wanting to kill herself. That's a desire for her to be okay over being dead. Saying that he's planting the seed is ridiculous. You're putting machinations on a level that would make Machiavelli blush on a 40 year old dad who got a language he cannot read tattooed on his chest like he's a retarded college student who left home for the first time. Nick is doing and saying enough stupid shit now that we don't need to do this lolcow numerology.
Someone else said it: Nick is projecting what bothers him. Hard.
Which has been what he's said for years about other people like when he read Melinda Scott's filing. "She keep bringing up being called Smelly Melly and you know that gets to her."
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the audacity of this faggot

"Teehee! I'm going to self insert myself to own the Karen Farms teehee! They will be the ones who are, in fact, coping and/or seething on those forums teehee!"

Where's the receipts for those death threats Nicky? You know, the death threats that Camelot swore he was getting inundated with and that you full throated backed the claim? The same exact claims that had they came from anyone else you would've, at least 3 years ago, questioned and asked receipts for? Fat, drunk, and simping for whores is no way to go through life, son.
 
Think of it. There is a timeline not far from here where Nick also stood alongside Johnny Depp in celebration. But all of this has been squandered for hookers and blow.
If current NIck is asked about this, he would say that he doesn't care about any of 'that' but I'd like to remind everyone that Nick has consistently maintained for months that he would not go to Tim Pool's show because travel sucks for him and he hates flying, etc etc...Until he went on Tim Pool's show. He is definitely hungry for clout. He needs to grow his audience back.

Speaking of growing his audience back, anyone noticing that this thread is getting a lot more of new people viewing this thread? Both in replies and reacts? I think his stunt with Pippa grew an audience, just not what he's expecting lol.

And speaking of flying, iirc he flew in to tim pool's compound alone right? Someone correct me on that if I'm wrong but after depp trials he's been travelling a lot more but he has never travelled without his wife since, even on trips that didn't seem to need her? Do you really need your wife around just to sign a contract with rumble and then immediately fly back? Could be nothing but is there something about couples not travelling alone anymore if one of them cheats? (worst day of his life) I feel like that's a thing. Ignore this paragraph if I'm just thinking too wildly.
 
Do you really need your wife around just to sign a contract with rumble and then immediately fly back? Could be nothing but is there something about couples not travelling alone anymore if one of them cheats? (worst day of his life) I feel like that's a thing. Ignore this paragraph if I'm just thinking too wildly.
I got the same feeling years ago when I first heard Kayla was going to Masterson's Road Rages. Like why would you bring your wife to that cesspit? I totally get wanting to have a boozed up humorfest where no one is going to tell you your joke is offensive, but why bring your neurotic wife to said event?
 
Where's the receipts for those death threats Nicky? You know, the death threats that Camelot swore he was getting inundated with and that you full throated backed the claim? The same exact claims that had they came from anyone else you would've, at least 3 years ago, questioned and asked receipts for? Fat, drunk, and simping for whores is no way to go through life, son.
Exactly. He would have called out this BS. Even recently he has said that people who claim sexual assault should be affirmed therapeutically, but once you want to go after someone, you need to start asking questions.

I understand that this is your bosom friend, but God's bodkins, man, a mire of consistency or trying to steer clear of drama would be appreciated. But Drama is all Nick has left to keep people watching.

The LOCALC chats archives used to be 3 - 5k messages long. The last 4 have struggled to break 3k.
This isn't to garner sympathy or excuse his actions/behavior. It's just to try to explain it.
Nick has insulated himself from just about anyone. Humans are social creatures that need a community to keep them in check.

- He lives in the middle of nowhere
- He hates going to church
- He does not have IRL friends.
- He got a tattoo saying 'I will be us'
- He is terminally online

He has collapsed his social circle to his wife, kids, and online head cases. He does not have the social restrictions of normal human interaction, and he believes that by cutting himself off from discourse, he has liberated himself. He is out-of-control with no social regulator
 
Does this make sense to anyone?
>Blossoming (orgasm) frugal knight looking at the resort near the mountains (as his wife is being turned into a tricycle by Ricardo, Romaine, and Omar)?
This one does, it describes his experience in Hedo II to a tee.
The colour green symbolises growth, youth and liveliness.
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I don't know if this has been broached before but is it possible that Nick's downfall is because he got on Locals and after that point he started streaming almost every aspect of his life and no longer had a personal life? There's been numerous streamers, Pewdiepie for example, that had a breakdown from being terminally online with the entire world watching. The human psyche is not capable of handling that level of scrutiny constantly. While almost all of us have the ability to follow the teachings of Tyler the Creator and turn the screen off people who have made it their job being terminally online don't exactly have that luxury. The line between his private life and professional life getting blurrier by the day would explain his need to overshare and why he takes things said in the thread, factual or not, so personally. I don't know. It's just a thought.

This isn't to garner sympathy or excuse his actions/behavior. It's just to try to explain it.
Locals certainly didn't help, because he built an echochamber with all the biggest retards in it, but I think the Johnny Depp trial is mostly what melted his brain to this degree because it both fed his ego with views/money/subscribers and reminded him of just how much he hates having to keep a consistent schedule and stream for an amount of time that could actually be considered "work" instead of just lazily hopping on at night and doing toasts to some faggot's dead cat for the 50th time. Basically, I think he was always such a lazy nigger who resented having to work that even a successful "job" like having to stream a trial daily made him chimp the fuck out because it clashed with his inborn nature as a lazy nigger.
 
He simply cannot accept that he is a fucking idiot, or he is playing some kind of game, creating a work of some sort to just fuck with people. Or maybe it is some sort of "if I can have them no one can". It's pretty fucked up and narcissistic.
All of the fucking above?
- He does not have IRL friends.
And does his parasocial network of dweebs
and retards along with the YT Grift machine even count as friends? Maybe he is grooming Camelot to hold his baggage as he finally fulfills the Second Cooming. He really needs an exorcism more than he needs help coping. It would explain his unwillingness to bring a trad cath to his stream. He should get that priest that met Satan on Michael Knowles show on for a copestream.
Locals certainly didn't help, because he built an echochamber with all the biggest retards in it, but I think the Johnny Depp trial is mostly what melted his brain to this degree because it both fed his ego with views/money/subscribers and reminded him of just how much he hates having to keep a consistent schedule and stream for an amount of time that could actually be considered "work"
I would think sitting at a PC while hopped up on medication to manage his attention span and arousal during a trial while also occasionally being hung over from milking oneself for cash all night would do more exponentially more damage than being on Locals regularly. The funny thing about actual work is one does not have time to be distracted by the cynicism of the internet. There are multiple solutions to his issue but frankly he is addicted to parasocial relationships. I don't even text people I know socially outside of actual necessity so I can't even imagine being in a boring as ass conversation with perfect strangers, whose social perceptions are so warped mind, and getting anywhere with that.

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And does his parasocial network of dweebs and retards along with the YT Grift machine even count as friends? Maybe he is grooming Camelot to hold his baggage as he finally fulfills the Second Cooming. He really needs an exorcism more than he needs help coping. It would explain his unwillingness to bring a trad cath to his stream. He should get that priest that met Satan on Michael Knowles show on for a copestream.
Yeah, yeah:o. Im coming to a revelation here even Drex and Q were immediately made into his housenigger streamer buddies nearly as soon as he started streaming even though I would say has always been a fish out of water in that world even still.
 
Does Jim count? He doesn't have online friends but he's been friendly with him and laughs at the shit that we find as well as the same people
Maybe but I was thinking more along the lines of a more serious individual who puts something at risk by being on friendly terms with the site. Jim was always a shitposter.
 
Is there a SINGLE person who has stayed Internet friends with Josh?
Crunklord, and other shadowy network admins. But in terms of video-facing people? Surprise surprise, most of the IBS and GG sphere ended up hating each other, because even when they were friends, they still hated each other.
 
There is no single root cause of Nick's current situation. It is a combination of multiple things.

First is the simmering tension after the disastrous outcome of Weeb Wars and Rekeita's leading role in the Vic Mignogna defamation trial. Though both Rekieta and the weebs refuse to admit it, it was colossally embarrassing for everyone involved. Both for Nick, who eagerly made himself the public face of the unintentional destruction of Anime Martyr Vic's life more than Funimation ever could, and the people who rallied behind him as the catholic internet legal chad dad who would righteously call #KickVic people cucks and losers. Rekieta (obviously) wanted to move on from this, and the Rackets brand of pre-emptive gloating about the inevitable ISWV victory, for the first time ever so slightly began to chafe for his old fanbase that wore it.

Nick landed on his feet after Weeb Wars not only completely unscathed, but right at the ground floor of anti-woke commentary on the Depp trial, which brought in an influx of BPD wine moms obsessed with their husbando #JusticeForJohnny. It gave Nick the slightest taste of mainstream relevance for the first time, as opposed to his career up until that point of covering online subcultural lolcows like Maddox, Lowtax, Richard C. Meyer and #KickVic. He started getting calls from the likes of Glenn Beck. It was like a whole new world started opening up to him. After all, there is nearly infinite more people who give a fuck about Johnny Depp or Kyle Rittenhouse than the guy that voiced Broly from DBZ 15 years ago, and they were all his for the taking. As a bonus, these slatterny women were no doubt far more appealing for Nick to hang out with online. Once some bored milf housewife DM'd him a picture of her plastic tatas, there was no going back to Captain Manning or Spectre. His existing fanbase got the uneasy feeling he was moving on from catering to them and their niche interests for greener, coomier pastures, and they were right.

Rackets' easy success as an early entrant into the world of counterculture youtube legal commentary started to run out here however. It was one thing being the lone voice of online legal authority on the Maddox trial or the Mark Waid defamation suit. It was another being a competing voice on mainstream legal matters vying for space against other lawyers on a national level. Nick's pedigree of education was not that strong. His track record on legal matters not so good. There were more disciplined youtubers, more incisive and learned takes out there on the same subject. It was competition I suspect he would rather not have, and to this end he was a big promulgant of a united "LawTube" community, vying for status and clout among the "online lawyer community" as something called 'LawPope" instead catering to his paying audience. To the surprise of noone except Nick Rekieta, it turned out the hybrid spawn of lawyer and e-celeb was a total bed of snakes that went on to backstab him numerous times, and all it cost him was a large connection to his fanbase. This was probably his biggest misstep imo, even worse than setting Vic up with Ty Beard.

RekietaLaw - RekietaLaw is Under Investigation - 11/17/2022 said:
Grift, grift, grift 100% because it will be one of the most important cases for attorneys in 2020+ ever because we get to talk online. We should get to talk online and just because we're attorneys our First Amendment right never goes away. Never, and like I said I will get the best attorneys on the fucking Earth to fucking fight it, and do you think I fight in private? Do you think I fight in the background? "Well you shouldn't talk about this-" I will talk about it every day. I will grift every fucking day and I will fight every fucking day for the right of every attorney out there. And any faggot attorneys that are like "this speech is offensive", I will protect you too. Even though you're a bitch. Even though you suck. Even though you're a pussy, I will fight for you, because I'm fighting for me and I'm fighting for the goddamn Constitution. I will get every attorney that exists involved in this shit and if you're not on board then you should be disbarred. Because how are you going to represent your client without your first and sixth amendment rights?

When Keffals took down Rackets' Youtube channel and his troon mob flooded the Minnesota bar with ethics complaints, I'll never forget his big speech from the mount about how he would fight this with his dying breath and be a hero not for the listener, not for the everyman, but on behalf of the online lawyer community which the speech was directed at. In a moment where he could have -where he absolutely should have - rallied everyone behind him against what Null referred to 'the Cathedral', those who would dictate what people can see and hear, Nick made it plain and clear that he was fighting for clout among for his insular clique of fellow youtubers, and the viewers were supposed to rally around his championing of the most honoured and respected profession - the attorney. Nigga just straight up lost the plot.

As this was all taking place, a few other incidents happened. PPP, at the height of his cachet within the sektor, decided to go after Masterson and Null over NewProject2. Rekieta thought it was fine to bring on the fat autist nobody to get put in his place by his inspiration Dax Herrera. Instead PPP bludgeoned Rackets into a pulp on his own show using his balding hero as a makeshift club. For the first time, loud voices started really taking swings at Rekieta. The Vic trial, never meaningfully addressed, was dragged back up and not allowed to be ignored. His drunkstream antics and libertine philosophy were taken at face value and treated as fodder for people to shit on him with and no longer just edgy entertainment from their based internet lawyer friend. Defending Nick became an increasingly thankless chore on behalf of someone who was clearly seeking to move on from them anyway. Nick of course did himself no favors for the increasingly silent people wanting to defend him by giving his haters new material every week, as well as clearly favoring the company of his slatternly Locals community over his legacy cesspool free speech weeb discord that increasingly felt a sense of ownership over him.

But it was the balldo that broke the camel's back.

It became easier for people to laugh at Nick than laugh with him. Nobody wanted to be the guy that sweeps it up for someone who proudly stuffs his balls in a pink cuck cage.

His image as a legal authority that he built a channel off of and hundreds of thousands of GFM bucks were called into question, and found wanting. Cursory looking into his activities, which could have happened at any time in the past, led to things like "Cuck Week at Hedonism II". People starting realizing that Camelot guy he hangs out with is in fact a cringeworthy loser.

I don't really see where Nick can turn things around here. He can't go back to Weeb Wars even if he wanted to. It's dead. He doesn't want to go back into the goldfish bowl that is niche lolcow legal affairs at this point, and even if he was he'd have to rebuild his audience in da sektor from scratch with a now far more hostile audience. Hacking it as a serious commentator on hot button law topics seems like more work then he's ready to give. Nowadays what seems to interest him is being a generic online internet personality. But that's a tough job for anyone, especially for someone with as big a target on his public persona as Nick has these days.
 
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As this was all taking place, a few other incidents happened. PPP, at the height of his cachet within the sektor, decided to go after Masterson and Null over NewProject2. Rekieta thought it was fine to bring on the fat autist nobody to get put in his place by his inspiration Dax Herrera. Instead PPP bludgeoned Rackets into a pulp on his own show using his balding hero as a makeshift club. For the first time, loud voices started really taking swings at Rekieta.
Didn't this happen before Rittenhouse? The keffals thing was after Depp. The np2 and ppp thing might have given his detractors ammo but I thought it was all mostly swatted away because Nick got the big boost from Rittenhouse and Depp. It became just background noise. I didn't really read this thread regularly until this year and don't remember anything particularly damaging towards Nick other than everyone in his discord calling him retarded for bringing in PPP a second time.
 
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