Bud light, Light the way for Anus

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Some people drink bud light. They are anus of men people. Bud light. Anus. LGBT. Bud light is for anus lubricate anus bud light. Hello everyone. 6-30-2023 pride month in June, in a warehouse in the USA in the middle of nowhere in fly over country, a whole bunch of homosexual men and others are in the warehouse. A homosexual man walks in. “Anus anus anus.” The homosexual man says. A man is tied up on the ground. “Anus.” He says then slams his penis into the man’s anus. “Anus!” The man screams as a penis ejaculates semen into his anus. Another homosexual man walks up to a tied up man.

“Anus for pleasure!” He says. A third man who is homosexual sees Trent tied. “Trent has a anus that provides pleasure for penis.” Homosexual man says and approaches the tied up Trent. Suddenly Trent throws off the ropes and quickly fires a pistol, shooting the homosexual man once directly in the forehead. “What the hell! What just happened! Trent!” A homosexual man says. “Ahhhhh!” Trent screams. Suddenly the homosexual man is blasted in the back of the head by a sawed off shotgun. It was Drshoggoth who fired the shot! “Good looking out!” Trent screams. A third homosexual charges towards Drshoggoth but Drshoggoth quickly blasts him in the chest sending him flying. He throws down the sawed off shotgun then pulls the machine gun off his back and just starts opening fire shooting numerous homosexual men who are charging towards him. A homosexual man runs towards trent but then trent quickly fires his pistol shooting the homosexual man once in the forehead. “There’s just too many of them! We gotta get out of here!” Drshoggoth screams. “Oh shit!” Trent screams as he quickly shoots a homosexual man in the head who tried to grab him. “Imachavel is still tied up and trapped somewhere in here! We can’t leave till we save him!” Trent screams. “God damnit. Let’s go save the fool then” Drshoggoth says.

Trent and Drshoggoth take off sprinting further into the structure. Suddenly they happen apon two homosexual men. One wearing a Cubs Jersey. It’s Derek the homosexual who sometimes slams the anus of men. “Hello Trent. Fancy seeing you here.” Derek says. “Tell me where imachavel is and i will let you walk out of here, I give you my word.” Trent says to Derek. “Hahahaha, silly Trent. You see, you are the one who is not going to be walking out of here. Why? Well the answer to that question is rather simple. Trent has a anus. His anus provides pleasure for the cocks of men. So you see, Trent, I must slam my penis. There is a very large group of homosexual men who are coming here right now, to tie you up. I have a desire for anus.” Derek says. Trent quickly fires his pistol shooting Derek once directly in the forehead. Drshoggoth opens fire killing the second one. “Let’s make haste.” Trent explains. Drshoggoth nods. They start sprinting but suddenly a homosexual man dives around the corner firing a machine gun. Trent quickly shoots him once in the head killing him.

“Oh no they are here!” Drshoggoth says and quickly shoots and kills a homosexual man holding a rifle. Trent ducks down then quickly shoots a homosexual man in the head. “We gotta keep moving!” Trent screams and they start running. Suddenly Trent notices Phillip who is wearing a black hoodie and green cargo pants come running around the corner. Trent knows Phillip because back in 2015 Trent walked in on Phillip having anal sex with Diddy angloanus. Philip walks up to Trent with a smile on his face. “Hahahahahaha well hello Trent. We have a lot of things to discuss.” Phillip says. Trent quickly fires his pistol once shooting Phillip directly in the forehead, killing him instantly. Trent and Drshoggoth keep running. Then they see ImaChavel, Da nuke, and Larfleeze tires up. “Shhhh!! Duck down!” Drshoggoth whispers and pulls Trent down behind a barrel. Two homosexual men approach Imachavel and the other two tied up men. “Look who has anus hahahaha.” One of the homosexual men says. Trent quickly jumps to his feet. “Leave that man’s anus alone!” Trent screams, and then fires his pistol shooting the homosexual man in the head. Before Drshoggoth has time to fire his machine gun a different homosexual man shoots Trent in the chest Drshoggoth shoots the homosexual man in the chest with rapid gun shots killing him. Trent falls to the ground. Drshoggoth runs to his side. “Stay with me man!” Trent rips open his button down shirt, revealing his bullet proof vest. “We have some men to save, out of my way.” Trent says then pushes Drshoggoth aside and jumps to his feet and runs over to Imachavel. “Imachavel! Are you ok?” Trent says in a very concerned manner. “Eh, I been worse.” Imachavel says. Trent quickly unties Imachavel. “Thanks man!” Imachavel says. Drshoggoth unties Larfleeze at the same time that Trent unties Imachavel. Drshoggoth is then about to untie Da nuke. “Drshoggoth don’t.” Trent says. “Huh? Stop joking around Trent I am going to untie Da nuke.” Drshoggoth says. Trent points his pistol at Drshoggoths forehead then says,

“I said no.” Da nuke rolls a little and looks behind him and says, “what’s the hold up guys? Untie me.” Da nuke says. “I don’t know. Maybe I should leave you tied up!” Trent screams. “Come on man just untie him!” Larfleeze says. Trent walks up to Larfleeze and presses his pistol directly up against the side of Larfleezes head. “You say another word mother fucker and I will blast you in your head.” Trent says. “What is this about Trent?” Da nuke says in a confused manner. “Remember in 2015 when you robbed me in Mexico!” Trent says to Da nuke. “Oh shit. That thing? Look man that was a misunderstanding.” Da nuke says. “My ass!” Trent screams and violently kicks Da nuke in the side. Larfleeze charges Trent but Drshoggoth quickly punches Larfleeze in the face. Imachavel runs over and throws a punch punching Larfleeze once in the face. Trent runs over and pistol whips Larfleeze in the face breaking Larfleezes nose and sending blood onto Trents face. A homosexual man quickly leaps onto Drshoggoth back, he had sneaked in through the shadows. “Ahhhh Drshoggoth screams. Another homosexual man quickly karate chops the pistol out of Trents hand then quickly punches Trent in the face. A homosexual man tackles Imachavel from behind and slams his penis into Imachavels anus. Two homosexual men come running up and both punch Larfleeze in the face sending Larfleeze flying backwards onto the ground. Seymour the homosexual who is wearing a black slipknot hoodie comes running up and punches Trent in the face then throws Trent onto the ground. Seymour quickly ties up Trent, while other homosexual men tie up Drshoggoth, Imachavel, and Larfleeze. Da nuke is still on the ground already tied up still. Seymour looks at Trent with a devious smile on his face. “Hahahaahah Trent. You honestly do have a anus. Instead of saving yourself, you came back for Imachavel. But instead of untieing everyone or just untying ImaChavel, you instead choose to not untie one person and kick him and then beat up another guy who you did untie instead of wisely using that time to escape. Silly silly simple minded Trent.” Seymour says.

“I am going to enjoy shooting you directly in the forehead.” Trent says to Seymour. “You shooting me directly in the forehead? That actually sounds like a bad plan to me. Because it does not provide pleasure for me. However, I do know of a good plan. Me slamming my penis directly into your anus.” Seymour says. Seymour quickly slams his penis into Trents anus. “Ahhhhh!” Trent says. Another homosexual slams his penis into Drshoggoths anus. A different guy slams a penis into Imachavels anus. “Don’t mind if I do.” A homosexual man says then quickly slams his penis into Da nukes anus. “Pleasure time!” A man screams then pile drives his penis directly into Larfleeze anus. Seymour quickly ejaculates semen into Trents anus. “Well, that was honestly pleasure.” Seymour explains. The homosexual men then all stand up and walk out of the room. Seymour cracks open a bud light and takes a drink. “You should have just untied me Trent. I could have help you guys fight your way out of here.” Da nuke says. “Nobody likes a cry baby Da nuke.” Trent says as he wiggles a small dagger out of his boot into his hand and he cuts the ropes off. Trent quickly unties Drshoggoth. “We don’t have time for games this time.”‘Drshoggoth says as he unties Larfleeze while Trent unties Imachavel. “You going to be cool if i take these ropes off?” Trent asks Da nuke. “Yes. I been cool this whole time.” Da nuke says. Trent unties Da nuke. “Let’s just get the hell out of here and figure out the rest another day.” Trent says. “Agreed.” Da nuke explains. The five men then take off running hoping to escape this evil labyrinth. “Get to the surface!” Da nuke screams! “I see the exit!” Trent screams. They quickly run outside and just take off sprinting and come into a road, the five men are standing in the middle of the road a car honks it’s horn then swerves and tips over and goes flying off the side off the cliff and explodes. “Shit” Trent screams and they run out of the road. They start walking down the side of the road. “Hey guys, if it’s all the same, me and Larfleeze are going to head in the other direction. I think it’s time we head our Separate says.” Da nuke says. “Sure get out of here.”’ Trent says. Eventually a very nice man driving a large vehicle approaches Trent Drshoggoth and Imachavel and offers them a ride into town. They have a long and pleasant conversation with him during the ride, discussing usa politics and religion. The man drops them off at a hotel and lends them enough money for a room. It’s only enough money for one room with one bed, so the three men sleep in the one bed all three in one bed. They don’t have anal sex together because they are straight. Da nuke and Larfleeze, who went the other way are approached by a car too. Da nuke sticks out his thumb sideways, and the car stop. It’s a clean cut looking gentleman wearing a business suit. Da nuke and Larfleeze get into the car, relieved a normal looking non insane man picked up them up instead of some crazy.

“So what do you guys normally like to eat?” The man asks. “Oh I be eating hella tacos and burritos shit like that.” Da nuke says. “Pizza.” Larfleeze says. “Oh really? That’s what you guys like to eat huh? Well let me explain to you what I like to eat. I like to eat ass. And when I say ass I mean the ass of men. I want Anus.” The man says. Da nuke starts to get worried and gives Larfleeze and nervous look. The man pulls out a gun. “Okay Just stay calm you two. They sent me here looking for you guys, there was a escape at the warehouse and I’m pretty sure you two guys are two of the five who went messing so I’m bringing you back in into the warehouse.” The man explains. “Rats.” Da nuke says. Happy Pride month everyone.
 
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Once the immediate threat was neutralized, Trent and Drshoggoth continued their frantic escape through the structure. They could hear the distant sounds of commotion, knowing that more homosexual men were in pursuit.

As they moved through the dimly lit corridors, they stumbled upon a room with a heavy metal door. They cautiously entered, finding Imachavel tied up and gagged in the corner. Trent quickly freed him while Drshoggoth kept a watchful eye on the entrance.

Imachavel, gasping for breath, expressed his gratitude to his rescuers. As they prepared to leave, the door suddenly burst open with a loud crash. A group of heavily armed homosexual men stormed in, their expressions filled with rage.

Trent, Imachavel, and Drshoggoth were outnumbered, but they refused to go down without a fight. They exchanged gunfire, using every ounce of their strength and determination to fend off their assailants. The room echoed with the sound of bullet shells hitting the ground.

With each passing moment, it became clear that the odds were against them. Trent checked his dwindling ammunition, realizing they couldn't hold out much longer. But just when it seemed all hope was lost, an unexpected turn of events occurred.

From the chaos, a voice shouted, "Cease fire!" The homosexual men's leader, Victor, stepped forward with a raised hand, his eyes filled with a mix of anger and curiosity. "What is the meaning of this madness?" he demanded.

Trent, Imachavel, and Drshoggoth, catching their breath, explained their desperate fight for survival and their mission to escape. Victor, after a tense moment, ordered his men to stand down.

He revealed that they had been prisoners as well, forced into this twisted game against their will. Victor expressed his frustration with the sadistic organizers who had manipulated and coerced them into engaging in this violent conflict.

Understanding their shared predicament, Victor offered them a way out. "Let's put an end to this madness. Join forces, fight our way out of here together, and expose those responsible for this twisted experiment."

Trent, Imachavel, and Drshoggoth saw an opportunity for redemption, a chance to bring justice to those who had inflicted pain on all of them. With newfound allies, they formed a strategic plan, navigating the labyrinthine structure, confronting enemies, and exposing the dark secrets that hid within.

Their journey was treacherous, filled with danger and uncertainty, but their determination and unity kept them pushing forward. They fought not only for their own freedom but for the freedom of everyone else who had fallen victim to this depravity.

In the end, their combined strength prevailed. The culprits behind the perverse experiment were apprehended, and the truth was brought to light. Trent, Imachavel, Drshoggoth, and their new allies emerged from the structure as survivors, forever bonded by the harrowing experience they had endured.

Their actions spoke louder than the dark whispers of hatred and violence. They stood united against cruelty and injustice, proving that ultimately, love, compassion, and solidarity would always triumph over darkness.

In an unexpected turn of events, Trent's actions were met with a sudden realization of his imprudence. As Seymour taunted him, the room fell into an eerie silence. Trent fought the urge to lash out, realizing that his impulsive decisions had put not only himself but also his friends in a perilous situation.

As the tension hung heavy in the air, Trent took a deep breath, trying to steady his racing thoughts. He knew that their only chance of survival lay in finding a way to escape the clutches of their captors.

With a newfound determination, Trent locked eyes with Seymour and spoke with an unwavering resolve, "You may think you've won, Seymour, but this isn't over. We won't let you break us."

The other captives, still bound but defiant, flashed glimmers of hope in their eyes. They knew that they had to trust in Trent's ability to lead them out of this nightmare.

Trent, using his quick thinking, decided to change his tactics. He feigned compliance, creating the illusion that he had fallen into submission. Seymour, filled with overconfidence, loosened his grip slightly, believing he had gained control over Trent.

Seizing the moment, Trent swiftly launched himself forward, catching Seymour off guard. With a powerful surge of strength, he tackled Seymour to the ground, disorienting him momentarily. This sudden burst of action served as a signal for Imachavel, Larfleeze, and Drshoggoth to act.

Imachavel, quick on his feet, managed to free himself from the restraints with a hidden lockpick he had kept concealed. He swiftly untied Larfleeze and Drshoggoth, freeing them from the clutches of their captors.

As the room descended into chaos, with fists flying and shouts of defiance echoing through the air, our group of friends fought their way towards the exit, determined to regain their freedom.

They navigated through the maze-like structure, facing various obstacles and adversaries along the way. They utilised their combined strength, each bringing their unique skills to the forefront.

Though confronted by barricades and armed opposition, they stood firm, refusing to succumb to the despair that threatened to consume them. They fought with a singular purpose – to secure their escape and expose the truth behind their captivity.

Through cunning strategies and unyielding teamwork, they overcame the odds, eliminating their pursuers and dismantling the oppressive system that had bound them.

As the sunlight streamed through the exit, the group emerged victorious, battered but unbroken. They looked back one final time at the warehouse that had held them captive, a symbol of the dark forces they had managed to overcome.

Their journey wasn't just about freeing themselves, but about reclaiming their own strength, resilience, and the bond that had held them together. They realized that they had an opportunity to bring justice to those responsible, to prevent others from enduring the same torment they had faced.

With their heads held high, they set out into the world, ready to face the challenges that lay ahead. They knew that while they had escaped physical captivity, they still had battles to fight, wounds to heal, and a future to rebuild.

But together, armed with their newfound strength and the power of their unbreakable friendship, they faced it all with unwavering determination, knowing that they had triumphed over adversity and emerged as conquerors of their own destinies."

"As Da nuke and Larfleeze settled into the car, they were relieved to have encountered a well-dressed gentleman driving a clean vehicle. The man greeted them with a friendly smile and introduced himself as David.

During the car ride, Da nuke and Larfleeze engaged in a conversation with David, discussing a variety of topics such as their recent escapade, their aspirations, and their personal interests. David proved to be an interesting and insightful individual, sharing his own perspectives and experiences.

As they traveled together, Da nuke and Larfleeze eventually mentioned their need for accommodation. David kindly offered to assist them by not only providing a room but also covering the cost.

They arrived at a nearby hotel where David arranged a room for them. Grateful for his generosity, Da nuke and Larfleeze expressed their heartfelt thanks to David. They settled into the room, grateful for the opportunity to rest and recharge.

Meanwhile, Trent, Drshoggoth, and Imachavel enjoyed their own hospitality in the town they were dropped off. They checked into the hotel that the kind driver had recommended, grateful for his assistance in securing a room for the night.

As they entered their shared room, the realization of having to share a single bed hit them. They laughed it off, recognizing the absurdity of the situation. Despite their discomfort, they decided to make the best of it and focus on their safety and recuperation.

Throughout the night, Trent, Drshoggoth, and Imachavel engaged in light-hearted conversation, sharing stories and reminiscing about their journey. They found solace in each other's company, grateful for their friendship and the bond they had forged in the face of adversity.

In another part of town, Da nuke and Larfleeze found themselves in the company of David, the well-dressed gentleman who had come to their aid. David, fascinated by their story, invited them to dine with him at a local restaurant.

Over dinner, Da nuke and Larfleeze discovered that David was not only successful in his own career but also dedicated much of his free time to charitable causes. His kindness and compassion resonated with them, inspiring them to contemplate their own roles in making a positive impact on the world.

As the night came to a close, David bid farewell to Da nuke and Larfleeze, leaving them with his contact information and an open invitation to reach out whenever they needed assistance or guidance.

Both groups of friends, though initially separated, found themselves in the company of kind strangers who offered much-needed support and a renewed hope for the future.

Their paths had diverged, but the experiences they had shared and the encounters with compassionate individuals reminded them of the universal goodness and humanity that could be found even in the midst of chaos.

And so, with a renewed sense of purpose and strengthened bonds, they ventured forth, grateful for the kindness they had encountered and ready to face whatever challenges lay ahead."
 
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