Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

He looks completely and utterly buckbroken. He's drinking himself to death.
All three of these degenerate police state losers look miserable, literally on the verge of death. They should just kill themselves. These are people with nothing in their lives at all other than sucking Satan's cock.
Nick looks totally fucking bored with the whole thing in every shot.
Imagine this being your life. Reciting lies from lying liars as if they're "news." What a piece of shit.
 
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I don't think many people will argue that SWATTing has become an issue recently. People have been calling in fake CPS checks and such for years but the internet has popularized fake "someone is being held captive" calls directly to cops. I can see where "the news" may want to run a story on it. However, instead of selecting a streamer who was actually held down with a gun to his head live as the main focus, they choose Fatty Pat. Is it just because of muh 43 million?

Journalism doesn't exist in an decent capacity anymore but the only explanation is some sycophant with media connections whispering in NBC's ear. Yeah this guy is an abrasive asshole but he parrots my popular opinion on twitter so he's my bestie and he can't be lying!
 
There's a few theories about why Elon is suddenly doing this and they're all bad, I would initially agree with Pat:

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but he has to keep going about paying $8 and ignores that even those are limited (which is dumb)

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I forgot Post existed, too. Blue Sky is also a mess and he'd likely get booted off of there immediately for being an asshole. His entire life is built around Twitter and it's dying.

https://archive.ph/wip/tcoNR

https://archive.ph/wip/EvqEL
 
There's a few theories about why Elon is suddenly doing this and they're all bad, I would initially agree with Pat:

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but he has to keep going about paying $8 and ignores that even those are limited (which is dumb)

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I forgot Post existed, too. Blue Sky is also a mess and he'd likely get booted off of there immediately for being an asshole. His entire life is built around Twitter and it's dying.

https://archive.ph/wip/tcoNR

https://archive.ph/wip/EvqEL
Holy shit only 600 posts a day? For a twitter addict like fatrick he's gonna die of withdrawal symptoms.
 
Did Patrick refuse to wear makeup for his interview? NBC would have had a makeup person, with the film crew, to make him look good in 4K.

They did him zero favors.
Despite his progressive politics, I can absolutely see Fatrick refusing makeup for some made up reason that ultimately boils down to "I'm not GAY, child", but he'd be too much of a pussy to actually say that.

So while he can rest easy knowing that nobody can question his manhood, though strictly speaking he looks more like a baked ham than a man as a result of the lack of makeup, perspiration, and HD cameras over-saturating things but I digress, many will question his diet because this nigga is FAT.
 
It's probably because someone would ask "what's wrong with being gay?" and he would fumble about trying to explain himself which will just make him look worse. He's actually smart enough to have figured this out himself since after all he wont listen to other people even when their reasoning is sound.
 
Did Patrick refuse to wear makeup for his interview? NBC would have had a makeup person, with the film crew, to make him look good in 4K.

They did him zero favors.
He didn't refuse just the third makeup person refused to get near his mouth after he just ate the first two. Swallowed them whole, never seen anything like it.
 
He didn't refuse just the third makeup person refused to get near his mouth after he just ate the first two. Swallowed them whole, never seen anything like it.
I assumed they only brought 5 or 6 gallons of makeup and ran out before any significant portion of that greasy, sweaty, bulbous red lump of fat was covered.

Seriously, did that stupid asshole miss the memo that said your torso should be bigger than your head?
 
I think he's spiraling. His desperate quest for attention as one of his many, many debts finally comes due.

Not sure how his deluded pig plan goes from Lie For Attention -> Debts Paid but I have no doubt Pat has it all worked out.
I think his plan is to blame ONA for serious financial crimes and claim bankrputcy to try and weasel out of debt. ignoring that any judge could look through his vacation photos and see where the money went. More than a few times he has mentioned them stealing his CC info, using it to mess with his bills, paying for random services. Its all very fat so i didnt internalize much of it.
 
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