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All journoscum should be sodomized to death by wild boars.
That is the face of a man who sucks cocks and guzzles cum by the gallon.
Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
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Dear god, you can almost smell the booze seeping out of his pores. What a wreck of a man, the pests really have buck-broken him.
If you only knew how bad things really are...
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Look how obviously drunk this fat fag is. Imagine embarrassing your entire channel by putting this fat liar on it, telling obvious lies.
Markorian
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Face a deeper shade of red than his special batch of spicy niggeroni
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Journoslime are beyond embarrassment and shame. The *reporter* knew full well that the bomb threat was a lie. The reporter knew the power cut off was very questionable. He just chose to ignore lies. Never let the truth get in the way of the story and never do any work to verify any aspect of the *story*.
The Pests are on it, for all the good it will do. NBC news is not known for honesty, or for taking responsibility until they are hit with a lawsuit.
On the bright side, it appears Nikki was wearing something other than her yoga/capri pants-tights. Now if only she would wash her hair once in a while, and while at it, wash the rest of herself.
The Pests are on it, for all the good it will do. NBC news is not known for honesty, or for taking responsibility until they are hit with a lawsuit.
On the bright side, it appears Nikki was wearing something other than her yoga/capri pants-tights. Now if only she would wash her hair once in a while, and while at it, wash the rest of herself.
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This is why I disagree with people who think Pat's too dumb to swat himself. First of all, it can't be that hard to swat someone given the absolute morons that have been doing it so far. Second, false swatting attempts have not, it appears, been investigated much if at all, let alone perpetrators found and prosecuted; there's the guy who actually got someone killed, but loads of internet dramatards have been involved in swatting and none of them faced legal consequences. Third, we know Pat loves a false flag. And fourth, if you want a big-brained, Pat-level scheme, having him amp up the numbers on his swattings, not just by pretending they're happening but actually making a few of the calls himself, and then going all in on trying to get the perpetrators unmasked is a real 'going to find the real killers' vibe that seems Pat's level.
It all fits his profile. Of course that doesn't prove anything - we really have no idea who called in what or when, just that more than half haven't been what people think of when they think 'swatting', let alone even real. But I have no reason not to believe Pat did at least a couple to himself in some fashion, especially the ones that happened when he wasn't at home, such as when he was off at cons. Posters were wondering why he'd be so eager to pump up his swatting numbers - well, what's more Pat Tomlinson than having a cunning plan to make himself the biggest swatting victim then have it backfire because it turns out he did some himself?
Tl;dr: It remains plausible, there's no evidence he didn't and it's far funnier if he did.
GoFundMe most likely.
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A low ranking official dashes down the crowded halls, a stack of papers in his arms, he barges through the doors to the director's office. "Sir, the results you ordered on the Tomlinson files....we have them!"
the director looks up over his glasses from behind the desk, "and?" he asks apprehensively.
"We've confirmed it... he's obese," explains the official, gravely.
Trembling, the director slowly takes off his glasses, "Get me the White House..."
the director looks up over his glasses from behind the desk, "and?" he asks apprehensively.
"We've confirmed it... he's obese," explains the official, gravely.
Trembling, the director slowly takes off his glasses, "Get me the White House..."
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for a second there i was thinking null cut a del with the tough guys. glad that was just my imagination. have you seen the article about the new swatting database? imma start calling it Tomlinson's Law. that photo of him and his whore staring off into the middle distance was hilarious.
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Shouldn't Bitchtits be elated by this? He'll finally be able to take his revenge on Ade and Annabelle.
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Shouldn't Bitchtits be elated by this? He'll finally be able to take his revenge on Ade and Annabelle.
I really hope bitchtits has no idea where they are, and that Ade’s new husband is heavily armed.
ETA: That top bit was a quote. Tor + phonefag = constant errors when quoting. Really looking forward to a return to clearnet.
I really hope bitchtits has no idea where they are, and that Ade’s new husband is heavily armed.
ETA: That top bit was a quote. Tor + phonefag = constant errors when quoting. Really looking forward to a return to clearnet.
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Neat, same "expert" as Taylor Lorenz's article about Rick:
And like in Taylor's article, she provides misleading information:This one just provides gibberish:
Many states have anti-SWATTing statutes, what she says "doesn't exist" (as the piece then goes onto talk about how federal statues are already used to "prosecute swatting") is a federal statute for something involving local police. And then she clarifies further that what she really wants is more than "a slap on the wrist" successfully completing her role as an "expert" with an agenda who has snuck past the truth in a story with no balanced presentation of the issues to advocate for the death penalty or whatever the fuck advancing the "progressive" agenda of strengthening the federal police state.
This "website" claim sounds like something Rick would completely make up:
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He looks completely and utterly buckbroken. He's drinking himself to death.
At this point he might actually beat Ralph to the "suicide by substance abuse" speedrun. His gigantic malformed monstrosity of a head looks like it's about to burst at the seams. Time to start looking for a second, better husband, Nikki.
At this point he might actually beat Ralph to the "suicide by substance abuse" speedrun. His gigantic malformed monstrosity of a head looks like it's about to burst at the seams. Time to start looking for a second, better husband, Nikki.
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Nick looks totally fucking bored with the whole thing in every shot.
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It's just the fumes from his fireplace.
Since Niki stays on her side of the hovel she is not affected.
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Even at that distance, you can see his forehead vein and glistening flop sweat.
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"Is...is that a...half ground up black child?"
Furiously scrolls through the next four hundred pictures on live air.
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Whatever fed is assigned to Ricks case will spend five minutes scrolling his twitter timeline and immediately become a pat poster.
polyester
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She looks like she's drugged.
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She looks a little 'downsy' in the picture.
Makes sense.
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Welcome back to the clearnet, KF.
It's been a while so please indulge me...
Patrick S Tomlinson is fat. Fucking yuuuuuuuge. Just a big ol fat pig.
Thank you.
It's been a while so please indulge me...
Patrick S Tomlinson is fat. Fucking yuuuuuuuge. Just a big ol fat pig.
Thank you.