Careercow Taylor Lorenz - Crybully "journalist", self-appointed Internet Hall Monitor, professional victim, stalks teenagers for e-clout

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Lolcow crossover: Taylor Lorenz unapologetically sucks the dick of Patrick Tomlinson. (onion)

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I will never understand why she thinks she has a leg to stand on about MUH HARASSMENT and MUH DOXING when she doxed Libs of TikTok and showed up at her house.

also link to discussion in fat man's thread (onion)
What's great about this article is that it doesn't quote a single person to point out that the Supreme Court didn't change the law with this ruling. It made a tiny alteration to clarify what has already been precedent for over 50 years. Remember, we're supposed to support old precedents that predate Roe now. The Supreme Court was never going to overturn existing precedent on this but from reading Taylor's article you'd think online "abuse" was a federal crime they just eliminated. (Something they would have done even in that alternate world had the case brought to them involved Patirck.)

None of the law professors quoted even talks about the pre-existing state of the law or what the ruling means, one is used for Taylor to suggest "experts" think states wanting to criminalize speech is somehow proof of something which I guess means Taylor now opposes gender affirming care:
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This one just provides gibberish:
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This one complains about the justices tone while providing more gibberish:
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And then because Taylor is nuts, she goes for a source that brings in how this lack of change in the law is a "new weapon" against "politicians, journalists, climate scientists, doctors advocating for vaccines" as if all those faggots aren't the elite of society:
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Thankfully, she provides the last word to a really fat guy who once took an "advanced college course" so he really knows law gud but neither he (because he's stupid), Taylor (because she's stupid) or her editors (because they're stupid and/or probably don't read her shit) didn't even notice that Rick's two paragraphs contradict each other because in the first one he advocates the internet should be treated differently in the law before going on in the second one to talking about how there's no distinction between them and people who think there is don't know what they're talking about:
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Thankfully, she provides the last word to a really fat guy who once took an "advanced college course" so he really knows law gud but neither he (because he's stupid), Taylor (because she's stupid) or her editors (because they're stupid and/or probably don't read her shit) didn't even notice that Rick's two paragraphs contradict each other because in the first one he advocates the internet should be treated differently in the law before going on in the second one to talking about how there's no distinction between them and people who think there is don't know what they're talking about:
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That's really rich from PST considering that these justices have had people protesting at their houses (Cavanaugh even had a potential attacker with weapons too close to his house) for YEARS now in violation of federal law.

So Patrick, if anyone understands a "distinction" between the digital and real world? I'm pretty sure it's a SCOTUS justice. Because as the wise man once said...
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Taylor inadvertently blabbed on Patrick, and a sinister-looking funster noticed.

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I'm getting hearty keks from the Timothy Dalton avatar attached.
"stalker. Enjoy prison."
I thought Taylor's story claimed Patrick was aware of the Supreme Court ruling. Looks like another lie.
 
Fatrick said:
“It’s not an option to just not exist online”
Has the mentality of the terminally online lolcow ever been stated so pithily?

The silly thing about this whole brouhaha is that SCOTUS just sent it back to the lower court to retry the case using a different standard: "The justices said the court had used the wrong standard in convicting the man and sent the case back down with a new test to apply to the case. The justices said it would suffice for prosecutors to show that the speaker was aware that his speech could be viewed as a threat and that the speech was reckless, even if not intentionally threatening."

It's not like they personally removed the guy's handcuffs and told him he's now a free man forevermore. And, according to that one commenter under the WP article, it sounds pretty likely that he's going to go right back to prison.
 
Taylor inadvertently blabbed on Patrick, and a sinister-looking funster noticed.

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I'm getting hearty keks from the Timothy Dalton avatar attached.
The stupid bitch managed to do some research. Which one of you opened the gates of hell for this to happen?
 
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Taylor inadvertently blabbed on Patrick, and a sinister-looking funster noticed.

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I'm getting hearty keks from the Timothy Dalton avatar attached.
It’s great how Patrick is so monumentally full of shit that no one can keep his story together. Either they realise he’s a habitual liar like that documentary that cut him out did, or even if they’re an ideologically driven cunt desperate to cover for him like Taylor they can’t keep up with all his lies and let things slip.
 
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"I won't be using this platform as much"

Like an alcoholic saying they'll cut down to two bottles of vodka a day
She already made the same claim back when Musk first bought Twitter only to come crawling back after finding out the hard way that all of the lefty Twitter alternatives are still shittier than Twitter. The complete blackout for non registered users is counterproductive, but it is something Twitter has been doing off and on, along with nuisance log in pop ups, for several years now. None of the people reeeeing about it now could be bothered to notice or care until after Musk bought it and fired most of their censorship happy friends.
 
It’s great how Patrick is so monumentally full of shit that no one can keep his story together. Either they realise he’s a habitual liar like that documentary that cut him out did, or even if they’re an ideologically driven cunt desperate to cover for him like Taylor they can’t keep up with all his lies and let things slip.
That's part of the problem of being a big fat liar and a big fat stupid moron too dumb (and fat) to keep track of your dumb lies.
 
Rare honesty from Taylor rather than concern trolling.

Still I feel like there's more that the highest paid greatest technology reporter could be writing about than that a few Twitter accounts she hates are participating (or not, since she didn't actually confirm it with anyone and I assume only asked Chaya for comment) in a large program of revenue sharing. Feels like another piece she banged out in a few minutes to meet a quota.
 
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Disturbing tens of thousands of dollars. Disturbing… disturbing. This vapid bitch is paid to use her words and she can’t even get an establishing word in a 23 word sentence correct. Do you think she fact checks at all if she can’t even proof read 23 words? Disturbing for fuck sake, are we supposed to take her for anything more than a propaganda mouthpiece? Fuck you disturbing. Proof read your fucking work, you’re an author (doubt). Take pride in yourself.

Phew… she makes me seethe so much bros it’s not funny.
 
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