Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

Literally the only remarkable thing about Shane is he's an interesting glimpse into the life of a Web 1.0 troll, 20 years later.
There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A low-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too fat and gay to live, and too rare to die.
 
Ever wondered what became of that guy who threatened to beat the shit out of you after losing at Yahoo Chess in 2001?
I played :e4, e5, ke2. (Which is known as the “bong cloud”) and Shane has never gotten over it after I beat him anyway.

He threatened to hack my accounts and report me to upper Microsoft management but all he manage to do is be shitty at Halo.

Just kidding, Shane isn’t capable of understanding a game like chess in any way, shape, or form.
 
Thats because most Cows do interesting things when you fuck with them. What makes shane funny is that he's so fucking pathetic, but that also makes fucking with him uninteresting. He won't aggressively approach before falling down and spitting like the Boghog, Doesn't have the balls to grab a bat like cyrax, won't even mace you like the Ur-cow Chrischan would, so theres no point in fucking with him IRL. As for online, now alog could possible improve on how badly he fucks his own rep, so what would be the point?
Maybe he'd tard out if you approached him in real life, but that would entail catching him on his arduous two block march down to the grocery store in some Section 8 shithole in Portland and anyone doing that probably looks and acts no differently than the crackhead hobos littering the streets of Portland which Shame is used to. But who knows, maybe he'd shit his pants and roll on the ground like a turtle flipped on its shell.
 
I'm betting Shame has been quiet because he finally got that C&D letter from Microsoft Legal about him making legal threats at people and strongly alluding that it was with Microsoft's backing. I can imagine it was less than pleasant and rather blunt regarding the continuation of such behavior and what would happen if he chose to do so. That's the literal definition of "Fuck around and find out"
 
I'm betting Shame has been quiet because he finally got that C&D letter from Microsoft Legal about him making legal threats at people and strongly alluding that it was with Microsoft's backing. I can imagine it was less than pleasant and rather blunt regarding the continuation of such behavior and what would happen if he chose to do so. That's the literal definition of "Fuck around and find out"
You give him too much credit, as if he'd let a little thing like that hold him back. He's probably just in a diabetic coma somewhere.
 
I'm betting Shame has been quiet because he finally got that C&D letter from Microsoft Legal about him making legal threats at people and strongly alluding that it was with Microsoft's backing. I can imagine it was less than pleasant and rather blunt regarding the continuation of such behavior and what would happen if he chose to do so. That's the literal definition of "Fuck around and find out"
I really don't think Microsoft gives a shit about him. He's been posting those images of his "employee credentials" for how long?
 
I really don't think Microsoft gives a shit about him. He's been posting those images of his "employee credentials" for how long?
You are what you do Shane.
It doesn't matter what you DID or what you're GONNA do. You DO NOT work at Microsoft, so just shut up you sad fat man and stop embarrassing yourself.
 
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