DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .

context
con·text

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in the capicity of making sense in a line of discussion, something means one thing, but if you pull it out of that line of discussion, it means completely something else.

"The Asmongold discussion, number one: I never brought up Asmongold, a viewer did, right; I didn't know anything at all about Asmongold and his situation of streaming or what he played or anything right at all, that was someone bringing it up as a reference saying 'oh Asmongold's like that so I'm taking someone's word for it, it wasn't a name drop, I didn't drop the name a viewer did, but that's not in the clip, the clip cuts that part out where I'm reading off what the viewer said, that makes it out of context, that's not fair to me."
 
So what seems to be the number of followers a channel will have before Piggy thinks twice about taking shit about them? My guess is over two million because the only person who he hasn't attacked directly is Charlie which is what over four million followers?
i think it has more to do with general internet reputation than subs. Mr Beast has like 100 million subs and Dave had no problem whining about him for hours because a lot of people don't like him. Pewdiepie, during his peak lets player years was hated by the entire youtube community, so ofc DSP can shit on him. it all comes down to jealousy at the end of the day ("Of course I'm jealous of Pewdiepie, he makes more money than me dood!"), but DSP is jealous of everybody (because his wife is fat and all his fans are retarded) but he really feels like he can UNLEASH that jealousy when it's popular to hate someone.

that's why charlie got the sir moist treatment, most people like him.
 

context
con·text

noun

in the capicity of making sense in a line of discussion, something means one thing, but if you pull it out of that line of discussion, it means completely something else.

"The Asmongold discussion, number one: I never brought up Asmongold, a viewer did, right; I didn't know anything at all about Asmongold and his situation of streaming or what he played or anything right at all, that was someone bringing it up as a reference saying 'oh Asmongold's like that so I'm taking someone's word for it, it wasn't a name drop, I didn't drop the name a viewer did, but that's not in the clip, the clip cuts that part out where I'm reading off what the viewer said, that makes it out of context, that's not fair to me."
Asmongold responded to this one too.
"Maybe we should go through DSP's last two weeks of streams and min-max what he's doing wrong, you know? We could go back and like look, ok, so at this time point you should've been playing Diablo 4 instead of arguing with a chatter, something like that, it'd be really fucking funny to do that"
Oh, please do. That'd be fucking magical.
 
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Also have you realized his DSPGaming channel is getting subboosted?

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Looks like someone is ready to throw memberbombs again. Also the view count certainly reflects this boost right? Right?

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My name may be Japs Eye but my middle name is Freud, so I wanted to draft a retarded effort-post on piggy's latest nightmare.

Disclaimer: I don't believe that every dream has meaning to it: a lot are just your brain picking random shit from your subconscious. But on the other-hand, I don't think the idea that dreams are all meaningless is fair either. There's a mysterious part of your brain, manifesting nightly visions pulled from feelings deep within in you. I think it's ridiculous to say that there's not at least some meaning to be gained.

Here's the full clip of Dave recounting his dream:


>My wife says 'I noticed something weird in the garage'. So i go in there and it looks like the garage door has somehow been messed with. Like you can see through it like someone has pried it open or something, right? And I'm looking around the garage and for some reason in our garage there's a giant shipping container.

So this part is very interesting. There are a lot of hack, fraud, charlatan dream interpretation sites that will give you a million different explanations for a "break-in dream". But with this one I think simplicity is best. What do we know about Dave? Well, he's a hermit. He never leaves the house. We call it the Snort Fort™ for a reason. But in this dream, disaster has struck, the fort has been compromised. I think there is a lot of anxiety in this dream. His one safety net in life has now been breached, but, by who(mst)???....

>And in this shipping container is some guy, who's a stranger, shouldn't be in our house, and he's got like earbuds in. And I'm yelling at him like 'Hey who the hell are you, get the hell out of my house!', he's not listening. So I grab like idk a rake or something, and I yell at him again, and he turns around and all of a sudden his whole demeanor changes. He becomes incensed like he's ready to kill me. So charges at me, and I bonk him in the head with the rake and somehow he dies

Alright, while my last interpretation was pretty safe, I'm gonna go a little wild with this one so stay with me. This man, this stranger; someone who has breached DSP's privacy and refuses to listen to his cries... is US! YOU yes YOU motherfucker! Think about it. This person has broken Dave's sense of security, they have breached his only safe space, and now they sit in his garage, with two earbuds in, refusing to listen to anything he says. "It's not my account!" he yells, "I am not Downfromtherafters!". Poor Philip is pleading with this stranger to listen to him but they are blocking out all his words. His lies are landing on deaf ears. Not convincing a soul.

>So now the rest of my dream becomes 'Oh no, I killed someone in my house in self defense, what do I do', so i immediately call the police. But all of a sudden my home becomes a giant convention center, where each room has people attending like a convention. So like there's one room with arcade machines and people playing arcade machines, and there's another room where people are hanging out with like drinks and food. And there's another room where there's like Street Fighter players playing. Basically what happens is, people go into the garage and they fuck with the shipping container and the dead body and they completely contaminate the crime scene. So now any evidence of what actually happened has been disturbed. And at the end of the dream, everyone leaves, and I'm like 'wait a minute where's the police?', the police never showed up

A lot of the specific details like arcade machines and street fighter aren't very important. These are the parts of dreams where your brain is just playing ad-lib with any of your recent thoughts and activities. The general premise though is very interesting. DSP's house has now been taken over. People reside in every room, his safe-zone is gone. They head to his garage, and tamper with all the evidence. "It was self-defense" he may cry, "Those bank leaks are fabricated!", but nobody can believe his claim now that some dog has shit all over the corpse. He can no longer convince anyone. Once everyone leaves, DSP realizes that not even the police are showing up. His sense of justice, what's right, Stuttering Craig, everybody has abandoned him, leaving him alone with a literal skeleton in his garage.

Or it's a buncha bullshit and he was drunk idk lol ; )
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41-year-old hermit in a darkened room with artificial lighting throws a "summer party".

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Oh, and he's wearing (boomer) sunglasses. Because that's something you need when you leave the house literally once a week.

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Drinking whiskey at 11 AM for every $100 tip or Superchat (yes, he's now accepting Superchats for this too).

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He must have hit the bottle before stream already. Or he has some juicy tips lined up. Or both.



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He went absolutely apeshit toxic on someone in chat for mentioning the American flag behind him is not aligned properly.


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Or he has some juicy tips lined up.

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There we go.
 
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Drinking whiskey at 11 AM for every $100 tip or Superchat (yes, he's now accepting Superchats for this too).
Maybe he wants to keep his steady income high so his refinance plan can go through. tips go up and down but his YT paycheck comes regularly and if the amount is not consistent no sane bank will touch that with a ten foot pole. Also just think if he really gets a refinance: you will hear him REEEE when the bank demands he puts his condo in order
 
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How long can he milk the Asmongold react content is the real question. He knows his only spikes in views only come from times where he shits on other (bigger and more established) creators and they respond.
As long as Asmongold milks and fires back at him. DSP is the kind of guy who just cant ignore challenges to his ego, but there's no way he can keep it going if Asmongold stops reacting to him.
 
It’s been a while since I’ve been able to sneed since I’m both too gay and too retarded to try to use tor. Just wanted to check in and reaffirm that I do indeed still hate Phil “The Dumbest Faggot in the World” Burnell and I hope he continues to provide golddust with the stuttering Craig and asmongold drama.

Also I hope OIC shows up to his house and knifes Phil in his sleep (leaving Kat alive in the second bedroom of course)
 
"The Asmongold discussion, number one: I never brought up Asmongold, a viewer did, right; I didn't know anything at all about Asmongold and his situation of streaming or what he played or anything right at all, that was someone bringing it up as a reference saying 'oh Asmongold's like that so I'm taking someone's word for it, it wasn't a name drop, I didn't drop the name a viewer did, but that's not in the clip, the clip cuts that part out where I'm reading off what the viewer said, that makes it out of context, that's not fair to me."
I love how desperate he is to retcon the fact he basically called Asmongold and a whole bunch of other people shut in hermits who live in squalor (projection much) once he was aware Asmongold heard about it.
Diaphone dropped his video on DSP.

Some dent better make him react to this on DSPreacts.
Oh, please do. That'd be fucking magical.
You know Phil will 100% invert his opinion on Asmongold as a great guy who isn't mean to him if this happens. It will be the Sir Moist situation all over again where imaginery trolls sent him out of khantext clips and edited style videos making him look bad. We'll get a few more pity party whinging about how he is never given a fair shake, and maybe even another 4d chess move from Phil where this was a test to see if he's be taken seriously on the internet.
 
He's changed dood! He says so himself.

If I'm not mistaken, that gay black porn is the exact photo he linked on TopHaters when he was having some schizo rant about shit. I only learned from WPIG that the reason he posted that was because he posted the same gay black porn on whatever fucking forum he wa son before, and that resulted in his permaban.

What a fucking faggot.


Hahhahahaha looks like Asmongold is going to be added to Phil's shitlist after this. Gonna be in the same space Sir Moist, and Craig and co. occupy once the next cope session about how people only believe detractor bullshit.
This is going to be on the pahdcast in the near future. If it wasn't already.
"Hate watchers" is a funnier term for detractors and the level of projection and coping here is hilarious. He isn't self aware at all in that video.

The pigroach in its natural habitat.
 
I do indeed still hate Phil “The Dumbest Faggot in the World” Burnell
Ironically, so does Phil. Why do you think he constantly lies and changes his stories to make himself seem cooler in the past than he actually was. If Phil ever comes to the realization of how much he truely sucks, he will spontaneously cease to live like a puppet with its strings cut.
 
I've been thinking about what the series finale of DSP Gaming might look like and after diving into DSP autism across the internet, have isolated two prevailing theories:
  1. Die in the sty with a sigh - Phil becomes increasingly irrelevant until he dies on stream. Like a desiccated corpse in Bloodborne, he remains slumped over in his chair for all eternity leaving behind only a shred of a mad mans knowledge.
  2. The Aporkalypse - A singular cataclysm rips DSP Gaming asunder leaving behind nothing but the echoing ack ack ack of indifferent gods.
While I think 'Die in the sty with a sigh' is more likely - simply because it requires fewer assumptions; lately I've been putting more stock into the possibility of the Aporkalypse. There's been a particular air of desperation about Phil ever since Leanna left him that has rapidly accelerated since being kicked off of Twitch and especially since the interview. While it's not the most likely outcome, there seems to be a build up of energy on DSP Gaming that will need to be released as per the Laws of Thermodynamics.
 
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