LOL yeah right, Jimmy here could beat the entire FGC (including DSP and Low Tier God) under the table at any fighting game with both hands tied behind his back and operating the controls with his dick.
Sterling's dream is that all games be made like dogshit Korean MMOs - reach level 3 and you get to have the game play itself.
Well you see he has this mental disability that causes him to not be able to process the idea of moving your hand to cause a digital avatar to take actions.
I am afraid of what I potentially can hear, but have to ask: what is this?
If I'm remembering right, it was a kickstarter project for a retro-style handheld. Standard issue consoomer shit that'll fill out a waste bin soon enough. Its gimmick is the crank thing on the side - doesn't charge it, its part of the input scheme because why the fuck not.
Oh, so it's just a piece of non-utilitarian plastic novelty people order by metric tonns after listerning to Gretas ecological speaches? Could've been worse.
SP, Korean MMOs, Jim doesn't like playing with other people. Also Jim seems to have a weird obsession with walking sims or anything akin, his favourite video game of all time is silent hill 2, he cited shadow of destiny as his favourite mid tier game in the mid tier games video, I don't remember the witness being mentioned but he probably likes it. The only close to competent game he likes is bloodborne and that too he likes for the art direction and atmosphere cause he's absolute DSP at the souls games. It's funny seeing this guy and TB, TB liked all the difficult bullshit from RTSes to old school arena shooters while this guy hates difficult games. I wonder how he was able to play those genesis games he claims he played when he was a kid.
Oh this is that 100 in one minigame collection, I heard it's trash with too small a screen that makes it nauseating with added eyeproblems. Could've got an analogue pocket, much better purchase if you ask me. Jimbo doesn't even know how to consoom properly.
Does Jim do anything right nowadays?
Same way Toddy Rogers killed it on the Atari a bit earlier on - fiddling around with the controller for a while and then telling a bunch of lies.
I thought he hated The Witness, but it turns out I was thinking of Everybody's Gone to the Rapture. Here's his old video on walking sims:
I think GG had many normies in it who were in it purely because they wanted ethics in game journalism but were ignorant of where gaming really fit in to real life. I'm 99% sure most of them were teenagers who got their first taste of politics or at least their first taste of the culture wars from it; because there's no way someone would follow or respect otherwise retarded people like Milo, Sargon and even Ralph who all got their start in it.
The Playdate is totally up Jumbo's alley.
That's even worse than Boogie2988 this month, wow. But his patreon is still able to give him a well beyond well-off paycheck and lifestyle. I think his seething hatred of almost everything has a role in it; he always has to talk about (real or imagined) problems because he needs his patrons to think he's part of the solution.
Jim has 5800 people giving him a tugboat to live an objectively middle class lifestyle. I'd estimate over 4/5ths of that audience just pays the standard $1. Then you have his paypiggies giving $5, $10, hell there's probably a few loons giving Jim $100.
You're thinking of the Game Gear, which did take 6 AA batteries and was generally a travesty of portable gaming.
I don't think Jim has an audience left, I think his diehard simps give him sympathy clicks to try and be good allies, but nobody gives a fuck what he has to say because even when he picks a good topic to cover you already know what his take is going to be.
Its still fucking minigames. Granted Im too greedy and cheap to spend money on video games that I steal them but who the fuck would spend that much on what is basically a modern game n watch. Game n Watches werent good even when they released, unless youre buying the console compilations why would you buy one? Hell Im sure there are retards out there buying the Tiger Handheld or something.
