Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

Nick's fixation on Pippa after he got a "no" on doing a collaboration (and his current escalation) is blurring the lines between himself and the "insane" VTuber fans he enjoys denigrating.

Any man who takes a "no" from a woman as an invitation to continue harassing her is an incredibly creepy sex pest. Nick is a sex pest.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

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I guess the social media expert has so little audience left he has to find new ones to antagonize.

You're an INSANE turbo coomer, nick.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Christ this man used to be known as a lawyer.

And now we know he is neither a man or a lawyer.

"Fury, Control, Chivalry, and Courage".

So he is one out of four.

 

[DumDum Did Nothing Wrong]

Fun fact: Nick is currently impotently seething that a vtuber, that is to say, a member of one of the most degenerate YouTube communities, isn't going on streams with him because HE is bad for HER reputation.

That is how much damage his cooming has caused to his brand.

Nah, Phase blocked the collab months if not a year ago. Fishman(phase's owner)has great tard senses and tard wrangling skills and was like aw hell no I don't have enough sanity for this shit. Though the current shit did burn any remaining good will Pippa had for Nick as she was a fan of his.

 

[VeteranOfTheRetardWars]

I remember a time, long ago in a distant land, when Nick did high quality and fun dissections of legal filings and interesting interviews with interesting people.
But those days are long past...

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

@Balldo's Gate

What pisses me off about his chink tattoos is that he could've gotten a Polish tattoo that has some martial meaning if he wants to get a crappy tattoo. I'm more in favor of douchebags getting tats that they have some history with. Get a Hussar or Grom tat. You can't read fucking Chinese and almost no one in Minnesota besides a FoB can. Unless you hang out with CNN watching retards and far leftists no one is gonna bitch at you for having a helmet with wings.

He's like Anissa with his shitty tattoo choices. Bear in mind, I fucking hate tattoos any more than fucking three makes me assume you're a low IQ retard with low self-control and easily peer pressured.

 

[Anticipointment]

Here's the PPP vs. Dick and Nick stream if anyone wants to listen to 3 spergs scream at each other. pretty funny.

 

[Chibitzen]

You could probably find a real chainsaw of decent make for around that second hand. Also I like that the cheap Chinese knockoff site version has a guard but the one Rackets is flogging doesn't.

I definitely don't see Rackets moronic audience hurting themselves with these.

Now now. With angry ancient chinese cuckhold man tattooed on his chest, it is only fitting he should hock a Chinksaw to help cut up his fanbase into smaller workable easier to lose pieces. Naturally he took the guard off because it got in the way of his desire for self destruction.

His parasocial audience willingly risks brain damage to stay attached to this trainwreck so what's a few missing fingers, anyway?

To Nick, life is very much like a "power through all" anime. Those fingerless fans are easily replaced with fingered ones. He perceives relationships as cartoonish anyway and are meant to supplement and fund his entertainment. Remember, he's only interested in FUN!

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

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Hes still here amongst us.

 

[AltisticRight]

He repeated the lore on his tattoo in the last week when someone brought it up. He totally used a dictionary and had someone check it. They were a native speaker and said it made sense.

I wonder who this someone is because I'm (basically) a native speaker and I think it comes off as try-hard and stupid.

Nick went into this on a Locals hot tub stream clipped by Elissa some time ago:

• He claimed he took the characters to the tattoo parlor.
• He translated the tattoo as "Fury, Control, Chivalry, and Courage".

怒: Fury? Fair enough. It means anguish so it could also mean fury.
節: Control. I guess to be frugal implies great control of oneself. This kind of works.
俠: Chivalry???? Okay, I hit the nail on the head with "white knight" but that's more of a pathetic implication than chivalry. FYI, the one letter verb for white knighting is called "舔" which means lick, ie, literally licking the high heels of some whore. Yeah, welcome to the Chinese language.
尊 would probably be a better choice which means respect.
瞻: Courage? A better word would be 勇 which literally means courage.

Urgh, what a joke. 炒麵 would at least be funny.

 

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@Balldo's Gate

What pisses me off about his chink tattoos is that he could've gotten a Polish tattoo that has some martial meaning if he wants to get a crappy tattoo. I'm more in favor of douchebags getting tats that they have some history with. Get a Hussar or Grom tat. You can't read fucking Chinese and almost no one in Minnesota besides a FoB can. Unless you hang out with CNN watching retards and far leftists no one is gonna bitch at you for having a helmet with wings.

He's like Anissa with his shitty tattoo choices. Bear in mind, I fucking hate tattoos any more than fucking three makes me assume you're a low IQ retard with low self-control and easily peer pressured.

Cringy as his Chinese tats are, it's still not as bad as the cringy emo I WILL BE US tat on his back.

 

[AltisticRight]

Cringy as his Chinese tats are, it's still not as bad as the cringy emo I WILL BE US tat on his back.

It's a pretty good one considering US = Unabashed Sodomite.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

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I checked in on some of that Thomas Roilup YT stream did on Friday about Nick and the rabbit that Faran linked here earlier.

https://www.youtube.com/live/xQtQI9XPi2g?feature=share

The chat was a rogue's gallery/League of Shadows of Nick detractors from Elissa's comment section - TiC, Jim Tuner, Mark Gado, etc.

The Thomas Roilup guy

- really hates Null's shaky voice on MATI and accuses him constantly of being a cowardly guard for multiple cows
- hates KF and accuses them of always being a year late to the party
- thinks someone unironically should call Child Services about Nick's thus unsuccessful blueprints for a windowless, locked sex dungeon +/- expansion of his children's bedrooms
- throws around accusations that Nick personally hung around with a known child abuser (other than Drex it sounds like) and heavily implies that Nick is likely one himself

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

- hates KF and accuses them of always being a year late to the party

This is kinda a legit critique MFers on this site need to let their e-Daddies get made fun of just like everyone else. Without the backlash towards anyone shitting on lawyerdaddy Nick would have been alogged way earlier and in fact some of us were doing it as far back as the thot stream which is when he truly became a cow.

When the Ricardo and Romaine stuff dropped the only thing which was featured was that Bowblax leaked talking about troons and the R and R stuff was waaaaaaaaay more of a bombshell than that and probably something to be featured even just dude to the expert research involved. These are legit critiques.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

This is kinda a legit critique MFers on this site need to let their e-Daddies get made fun of just like everyone else. Without the backlash towards anyone shitting on lawyerdaddy Nick would have been alogged way earlier and in fact some of us were doing it as far back as the thot stream which is when he truly became a cow.

When the Ricardo and Romaine stuff dropped the only thing which was featured was that Bowblax leaked talking about troons and the R and R stuff was waaaaaaaaay more of a bombshell than that and probably something to be featured even just dude to the expert research involved. These are legit critiques.

I got the sense that the ShittyWebComics detractor guy was complaining that KF was always late to the party/not alogg-y enough on everything, not specifically on Rekieta. But I could be wrong since I had it on in the background on a stream of consciousness live that went on for hours.

Another angle was that he was shilling constantly for his SubscribeStar, where "we" (unspecified other rogues) post all their content and receipts that "would get us kicked off YT".

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

I got the sense that the ShittyWebComics detractor guy was complaining that KF was always late to the party/not alogg-y enough on everything, not specifically on Rekieta. But I could be wrong since I had it on in the background on a stream of consciousness live that went on for hours.

And to be fair in that regard it hasnt been just Rekieta. Sam Hyde, Metokur, Dick Masterson to name just a few have been all have/had massive gunt guarding go on in their threads.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Credit where due, @Captain Manning was one of the first to scent milk and muted lowing soinds coming from Nose's direction.

I do not think that The Farms is really going to agree ever on a definitive cow moment for anyone, because different individuals have different experiences and opinions on the cows. Jt is cow-ish bahaviour to conceive the site as a monolith. A lot of time the behaviour has been happening for a fair bit of time and is simply exposed at once (e.g. #BottleGate or a leak of criminal history or DMs). This is not mentioning retrospective reflection and vilification that happens like a woman with a ex that had 'warning signs'.

Without getting much more meta, Thomas (a minor cow in his own right) is a rooster crowing at midday that the sun is up and expecting adulation becuase 'he has always said there was something dodgy about that Rekieta'... Because of the above, there will always be gunt or nose guards for a cow in their thread, but I think we can agree that Nick is exceptional in the fact that he positioned himself as a 'friend of the Farms', and that status exacerbated his fall from grace.

 

[AltisticRight]

Credit where due, @Captain Manning was one of the first to scent milk and muted lowing soinds coming from Nose's direction.

I do not think that The Farms is really going to agree ever on a definitive cow moment for anyone, because different individuals have different experiences and opinions on the cows.

I think we can still find a consensus through compromise. For me, it was the exhibitionism. I used to be a fan of his, I made three avatars in his grifting honour.

Though, an outright moment when this thread was moved out of multimedia or whatever non-lolcow subforum works too. The thread was moved after we discovered his libertine ways and exhibitionism. However, many would have been convinced of his cowish ways from the Balldo toying.

(See below.)

Yeah, I think I've seen enough.
Moving this to Internet Famous. Shame I won't be able to edit the OP anymore since @Kamov Ka-52 left.

 

[Not Who You Think]

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Watching people point out TIC in comment sections reminds me of those look-and-find books, but instead of looking for Waldo it's an angry clown.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Yeah both Masterson and Rekieta's images took a massive hit that day not just for letting PPP drag them down to his level but also for the bizarre choice of letting Zoom join the stream which totally backfired. Then there was also Drexel who admonished them both at the end of the stream and layed it out that they both looked just as bad as PPP.

Idk about Rekieta's image taking a hit necessarily - maybe it did, although when I watched it I just sort of thought he was trying to respond to PPP's allegations and kept getting interrupted and fucked with to where he had to raise his voice and resort to fat jokes - but it definitely irreparably damaged Dick's reputation. At the time, I was a fan of him and I thought he won that argument because PPP's accusations were complete bullshit and the tail end of the debate seemed less intense than the first half which I missed. But I listened to it recently and I thought the whole Barbie dream mansion prom king shit was an obvious facetious joke Dick told that got spun into this "lmao look about how he's bragging", but no he really did try and brag about how he's better than PPP because he lives in his Barbie mansion and tries to have threesomes and isn't sitting at home like PPP is. I'm sure there's been a bit of momentum against Rekieta building over time, but idk. Maybe it's just me but if there's someone who's content I like and find interesting, I can't see myself jumping on a bandwagon until they continually fuck up and refuse to change their behaviour to a point where I lose any sympathy. Happened with Ralph, happened with Dick and more and more it'll happen to Rekieta where even people who think the swingers shit is uncomfortable but like his content are just going to turn a-log.