Culture The Bull Pit - Pitbull News Megathread - aka sperginity speds out agendaposting

https://www.cheknews.ca/pit-bull-attack-near-nanaimo-injures-two-children-and-one-woman-450395/

https://archive.ph/8jiC9

Two 8-month-old pit bulls that were loose in Nanaimo attacked several children, severely injuring at least one. Other people that came to aid the children were also injured.

The children were playing in a yard at the house of one of their friends. The dogs were from somewhere else in the neighborhood and had been cited for being at large previously.

One of the owners of the dogs came and got the dogs but did not stick around. The news interviewed the other owner, a Dangerhair that looked to be in her late 40s or early 50s. While she was devastated at what her dogs had done, she said to the reporter, "People are saying, look at this from the prospective of a parent, well, these dogs are my kids, too," and then she broke down crying.

It was later reported both dogs were euthanized, as there have been other incidents prior to this one, and due to the severity of the injuries the one particular child sustained.

To the dangerhair dog owner I would have to say, "If these dogs were your KIDS, you did a lousy job of raising them. Thank heavens you didn't spawn any of your own."

 

[AnOminous]

I've seen these dead-eyed breeds in the wild and I am perplexed why anyone wants these fuckers.

I think cops are often excessively eager to shoot people's dogs but I wouldn't blame anyone who just shot these fuckers on sight.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

I know it's beating a dead horse at this point, but it still astounds me how shitbulls almost never give any indication when they're going to attack. For most dogs, tail waging is almost a 100% indicator of friendly intentions.

Pitbulls are bred for one thing, and that thing is violence without notice. It's great when you're at war, but not so great for the average person.

 

[Calandrino]

"Any dog"
No, I'm certain a golden retriever wouldn't do that.

What, eat a baby alive, saving its vital organs for last so as to prolong the suffering as long as possible? Seems like normal puppy stuff, just rub its nose in the dismembered baby corpses until it stops leaving messes for you to clean up.

 

[DoesNotLinkToYou]

I've seen these dead-eyed breeds in the wild and I am perplexed why anyone wants these fuckers.

• Compensating for insecurities
• Wants to save a precious, misunderstood little angel (drank the koolaid)
• Likes trashy things and craves drama

One of these usually

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I've seen these dead-eyed breeds in the wild and I am perplexed why anyone wants these fuckers.

They can't afford mastiffs, so they settled for the next best thing.

 

[AnOminous]

They can't afford mastiffs, so they settled for the next best thing.

Mastiffs can actually be taught to behave and not be murderdogs.

Also unlike pitbulls they are way more likely to kill someone threatening your kid than your kid.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

What exactly is so fucking shocking about having to shoot a shitbull to get it to stop? Fucking journoscum deserve the rope.

Because dog culture Has Gone Too Far™ the very notion of killing a dog in self-defense causes much pearl clutching. It doesn't matter if said dog has already downed one adult and is now mauling another one: YOU MUST NOT HARM PRECIOUS DOGGO! If a dog has killed someone or something and is not immediately euthanized, the shelter where they house it for quarantine is inevitably flooded with adoption applications for said dog.

Remember Tara the cat who protected a little boy from a dog attack? Influx of adoption calls.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tara_(cat)#Fate_of_the_dog

This dog that literally raped a 2 year old? 20 people said, "Don't mind if I do!"

Police: No Human Involvement In Sexual Assault Of Toddler

It's a case almost too bizarre to be believed: a pitbull sexually assaulted a two-year-old boy.

www.wltx.com

 

[God's drunkest driver]

Because dog culture Has Gone Too Far™ the very notion of killing a dog in self-defense causes much pearl clutching. It doesn't matter if said dog has already downed one adult and is now mauling another one: YOU MUST NOT HARM PRECIOUS DOGGO!

The pussification of our language has a lot to do with it. You're not a "dog owner" anymore you're a "pet parent". Animals are not children, they are not worth as much as children, they are inferior life forms which can be owned and there is nothing wrong with that. People will even pearl-clutch about you saying something as simple as that. Just like you can't "educate" the savagery out of a middle-eastern/north african rapefugee, you can't "educate" the tendency for wild animal behavior out of a lower life form, which is why pitbull and exotic pet owners are retards.

 

[popnloch ness monster]

The pussification of our language has a lot to do with it. You're not a "dog owner" anymore you're a "pet parent". Animals are not children, they are not worth as much as children, they are inferior life forms which can be owned and there is nothing wrong with that. People will even pearl-clutch about you saying something as simple as that. Just like you can't "educate" the savagery out of a middle-eastern/north african rapefugee, you can't "educate" the tendency for wild animal behavior out of a lower life form, which is why pitbull and exotic pet owners are retards.

unless the responsibility for taking care of a dog is so dispersed that it's no chip off anyone's shoulder in the lives of whose responsibility it is, or and the dog brings actual value with its labour capabilities that the cost-benefit can skew, having dogs pet mommy style is the height of selfishness and suicidal idiocy

in case of women, and it's most all women, you're investing what should be the potentiality of furthering your own genes to rearing a completely foreign sack of animal genes
at that point you should be asking who domesticated who, because the dog's become a sort of parasite making human genes work for it, to the human's detriment

 

[AnOminous]

Because dog culture Has Gone Too Far™ the very notion of killing a dog in self-defense causes much pearl clutching. It doesn't matter if said dog has already downed one adult and is now mauling another one: YOU MUST NOT HARM PRECIOUS DOGGO! If a dog has killed someone or something and is not immediately euthanized, the shelter where they house it for quarantine is inevitably flooded with adoption applications for said dog.

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DOGGO NOT THE BORKIN WOOFERINO!

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

This dog that literally raped a 2 year old? 20 people said, "Don't mind if I do!"

Police: No Human Involvement In Sexual Assault Of Toddler

It's a case almost too bizarre to be believed: a pitbull sexually assaulted a two-year-old boy.

www.wltx.com

Excuse me, what? How did the dog even consider doing that?

(Rhetorical question. And it's a pitbull too.)

 

[Calandrino]

at that point you should be asking who domesticated who, because the dog's become a sort of parasite making human genes work for it, to the human's detriment

It's dysgenic for dogs, too. Pibble breeding is survival of the shittest.

 

[Sneeter Rabbit]

It's dysgenic for dogs, too. Pibble breeding is survival of the shittest.

tbh i have no problem with SMASHING and SLAMMING pibs until they're no longer a threat to children, old people and total spastics. give them that fucking alien look

 

[The Foxtrot]

It's dysgenic for dogs, too. Pibble breeding is survival of the shittest.

tbh i have no problem with SMASHING and SLAMMING pibs until they're no longer a threat to children, old people and total spastics. give them that fucking alien look

I wonder how many generations of shitbulls will it take for them to finally become incompatible with life because they're too fucked up physically or they're just too retarded/braindead to continue living.

 

[Cuckoman]

Biggest problem with PitBulls is that they attack and are active during daylight. Making them easy to detect and defend against or shoot.
A careful breeding program where we would create a new type of pitbulls that would be deadly afraid of sunlight and keep still, silent and hide during the day. Hiding in dark alleys, sewage tunnels, culverts, etc. But they would come out during the night to hunt and eat homeless people.
Train them to hunt in packs and they will solve the homeless problem.

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Biggest problem with PitBulls is that they attack and are active during daylight. Making them easy to detect and defend against or shoot.
A careful breeding program where we would create a new type of pitbulls that would be deadly afraid of sunlight and keep still, silent and hide during the day. Hiding in dark alleys, sewage tunnels, culverts, etc. But they would come out during the night to hunt and eat homeless people.
Train them to hunt in packs and they will solve the homeless problem.

There are less objectionable ways to solve the homeless problem than breeding more shitbulls.

 

[whatever I feel like]

This dog that literally raped a 2 year old? 20 people said, "Don't mind if I do!"

Police: No Human Involvement In Sexual Assault Of Toddler

It's a case almost too bizarre to be believed: a pitbull sexually assaulted a two-year-old boy.

www.wltx.com

All white females, presumably.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Pitbulls were basically bred to be neurotic bundles of muscle. I feel bad for them for same reason I feel bad for French mastiffs, French bulldogs, English bulldogs, and pugs. They've all been bred to have some sort of disorder that ruins their quality of life. If breeding these bad traits out isn't an option, the kindest thing to do for these sorts of dogs is stop breeding them.

French mastiffs typically have a shorter lifespan than guinea pigs. Even the Neapolitan mastiff has a good chance of seeing its 10th birthday. I wonder if Turner and Hooch is to blame for this.

 

[Luigi Cadorna]

There are less objectionable ways to solve the homeless problem than breeding more shitbulls.

I think we should just give all the homeless to Ukraine to be used as suicide bombers. Much more economical than multiple billion dollar aid packages.

 

[Moja Zemlja]

I think we should just give all the homeless to Ukraine to be used as suicide bombers. Much more economical than multiple billion dollar aid packages.

Double down on it, send the pitbulls too as trench clearers.