incels.is, 4chan, and reddit have a hard on for my wife

[Zagrim]

this was literally her when we met.... literally everything here is/was true about her

 

[The Cunting Death]

Kill yourself
Drink Shotgun Mouthwash
Summon your Persona
Expose the Clintons
Commit not alive
Play Rock Band Nirvana
Kill yourself

 

[BirdUp]

this was literally her when we met.... literally everything here is/was true about her

lets see her then

 

[Kid Named Rocket]

>le tradwife larp
@BoxerShorts47 , is that you? Have you finally graduated to pretending to be married?

 

[Zagrim]

lets see her then

I stole her from the guy who went on to be the lead designer for Sid Meier's "beyond earth"

all he got to do was kiss her

she is 37 now and stopped being fuckable 16 years ago like every woman

When a 42-year-old Hugh Hefner first asked an 18-year-old Playmate on a date, she replied that she had 'never dated anyone over 24'.

'That's all right,' the publishing mogul told his soon-to-be girlfriend Barbi Benton. 'Neither have I.'

the thought of having sex with a girl over 21 literally makes me want to vomit

the only reason you have sex with a woman over 21 is if you have unresolved mommy issues

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

That's nice honey, time to take your medicine.

 

[KittyGremlin]

stop watching anime

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

 

[AgendaPoster]

One of the many reasons I avoid the 4/8/w/e.chins like the plague.
16-19, never had sexual thoughts
bwhahahahahahah nigger have you heard of hormones and adolescence

 

[Inafune Fanfiction]

Tits or GTFO

 

[Illuminati Order Official]

Sir, please keep your coom fantasies to yourself.

 

[ロボ﹏§¤r﹏h¶rœ]

You're waifu a tranny.

 

[Lake]

Most embarrassing thread I've ever seen on the Farms, hands down. OP is a turbofag.

 

[Almighty Space Duck]

Can someone get this faggot his pink triangle already.

 

[WelperHelper99]

the thought of having sex with a girl over 21 literally makes me want to vomit

the only reason you have sex with a woman over 21 is if you have unresolved mommy issues

My guy I want her to at least have watched Better Off Dead, Jerry Springer, and Blazing Saddles by the time I'm going to marry her.

stop watching anime

This is a case study when the anime Consooms the viewer and not the other way around

 

[KittyGremlin]

My guy I want her to at least have watched Better Off Dead, Jerry Springer, and Blazing Saddles by the time I'm going to marry her.

This is a case study when the anime Consooms the viewer and not the other way around

I'm afraid the next stage for the OP is trooning. At that point, only a lead injection can save him.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

I would feel very sorry for your “girl” if it wasn’t clear she’s a desperate work of fiction.

 

[WelperHelper99]

I'm afraid the next stage for the OP is trooning. At that point, only a lead injection can save him.

The prescription is 1 shell of buckshot, 12 gauge, to be taken daily until the stupidity subsides

 

[Smar Mijou]

This is what happens when clearnet normies finally regain access to the site. @Zagrim This isn't 4chan, faggot.

 

[Zagrim]

I would prove well beyond a reasonable doubt that nothing I have said in this thread is a lie. But none of you have anything I would want to win in a bet.

-your poor
-your poor
-your poor
-only homos think you are funny
-your poor