Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Staph has left Twitter (again), she hasn't tweeted in 10 days. She's back on Mastodon and bluesky.social.




Not sure what exactly set her off this time, but she'll go back. She always does.

Mastodon stuff:






She has updated her list of gender and sexuality labels. Here are the funniest ones:


...she's fucking herself with her staff, isn't she











And we have a new ritual video:

Ritual starts around 4:45, autistic drumming at 6:15, cringe spear chanting at 7:50, shield chanting at 9:45.

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Staph has left Twitter (again), she hasn't tweeted in 10 days. She's back on Mastodon and bluesky.social.

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Not sure what exactly set her off this time, but she'll go back. She always does.

Mastodon stuff:

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She has updated her list of gender and sexuality labels. Here are the funniest ones:

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And we have a new ritual video:

Ritual starts around 4:45, autistic drumming at 6:15, cringe spear chanting at 7:50, shield chanting at 9:45.

"When you're both a gnome from Scandinavian mythology and a thing."

I am crying.

Somehow I just put it together that it's the autism for her that takes being a goofy flake obsessed with self discovery and turns it into a full-bore micro-self-classification system. (That and being a goofy self-obsessed flake.)

 

[JanuaryViolet]

she's fucking herself with her staff, isn't she

Yeah, that or something like it. I just try not to think about it much.

@Hamplanet Fitness, thank you for this epic. We are BACK.

 

[fatcock burgerking]

Those "Allion" flags look like buttholes. Fitting for the sped that shoves flags up her ass.

 

[bizzlix]

Finally, a good excuse for why you're calling some troon a thing. "Oh, but being a thing is a gender now, so that makes u a thing." And if that makes no sense, then guess what? Neither do any of these made up genders. Fuck those "non binary" faggots and every other subtype. Gender-Fluid, Agender, etc. and all who identify with/as themm can all suck my cock/penisself

 

[bizzlix]

Staph has left Twitter (again), she hasn't tweeted in 10 days. She's back on Mastodon and bluesky.social.

Bluesky is down and her other mastodon profile wasn't used since the 21st. Maybe she finally fucked off? Unlikely, since nearly every lolcow in existence (AE77 included) doesn't usually fuck off. Or she's too busy with her autistic chanting.

Not sure what exactly set her off this time, but she'll go back. She always does.

Another mention of typical lolcowwery here - LCs like to "leave the internet/leaving X social media", but then claw their way back even though they know how much they've been assraped by it. This time though, considering the mass flood of troons and fags leaving Twitter due to Elongated Muskrat getting pissed over his tranny kid, shadowbanning posts that say "Gay, Lesbian, Non-Binary, Gender Identity" etc. and making Shitter a hostile area for troons by unbanning many conservatives & giving their posts more promotion + what i just mentioned, Steph's probably gonna keep her word this time. Note, however, that I said probably.

 

[a hapless toad]

Finally, a good excuse for why you're calling some troon a thing. "Oh, but being a thing is a gender now, so that makes u a thing."

She also doesn't seem to understand what "thing" means in Nordic/Germanic languages, which is hilarious considering her sudden devotion to neo-Völkisch (lol) nonsense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thing_(assembly)

Bluesky is down and her other mastodon profile wasn't used since the 21st. Maybe she finally fucked off? Unlikely, since nearly every lolcow in existence (AE77 included) doesn't usually fuck off. Or she's too busy with her autistic chanting.

She was posting on her stranger.social account until she switched instances two days ago. You're seeing her pinned posts at the top.

https://disabled.social/@transmascdruid

(Also bro, can you please stop double posting? Use the quote function instead of reply to quote multiple comments.)

 

[bizzlix]

(Also bro, can you please stop double posting? Use the quote function instead of reply to quote multiple comments.)

got it

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Comments disabled like a coward. If she cannot handle mean comments, I don't know how she would be able to handle real norsemen interactions.

Staph has left Twitter (again), she hasn't tweeted in 10 days. She's back on Mastodon and bluesky.social.

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Not sure what exactly set her off this time, but she'll go back. She always does.

Mastodon stuff:

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She has updated her list of gender and sexuality labels. Here are the funniest ones:

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And we have a new ritual video:

Ritual starts around 4:45, autistic drumming at 6:15, cringe spear chanting at 7:50, shield chanting at 9:45.

 

[Baphomet_Chan]

Also Tyr and Thor have kindly told you to fuck off sped.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

Staph made a 30-minute video rambling about masculinity and Norse druid genders.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Is it just lens distortion, or is she getting absolutely fucking massive? Testosterone does typically increase appetite after all, as anyone should know if they've ever seen how much adolescent males can eat, but Staph's a fat, short, sedentary, menopausal, downsy lump with zero lean mass so it wouldn't take much for the weight to start piling on.

I would, however, like to congratulate Staph on what appears to be a successful transition so far. She's starting to look a bit less like a dumpy retarded fat woman and a bit more like a greasy, sickly pube-bearded child molester of possibly indeterminate sex. Still can't believe a doctor signed off on feeding her troon juice just to do that, but god forbid this dumb impulsive fuck be denied "life saving treatment" despite regularly swapping out her bogus made-up "gender identities" (which is what she calls preferences or personality traits) every time she develops a new interest. Reminder that she also has said she identifies as a succubus, a cat, and a plant, maybe Medicaid should also cover a plastic surgeon installing horns and a tail, and Staph should threaten suicide if she isn't put on a cocktail of drugs that make her capable of photosynthesis.

 

[Flaming_Barghast]

Staph made a 30-minute video rambling about masculinity and Norse druid genders.

It always takes me aback at how... *normal* her voice sounds. She sounds like someones mom who smoked for maybe 20 years or so, but not so bad that she has the full on smokers voice. You would have no idea what she looked like by voice alone which is wild to me.

 

[Fireman Sam]

And we have a new ritual video:

Ritual starts around 4:45, autistic drumming at 6:15, cringe spear chanting at 7:50, shield chanting at 9:45.

This, and the goofy flag headcanons is the sort of shit I come here for.
WOLOLO against Fascism. Amazing!

 

[Scoia'tael]

"Archebombadil: an archetrope related to Tom Bombadil from LOTR, a funny little man who loves living alone in nature"

Staph you better put some respect on my girl Goldberry or you're going to catch these hands.

 

[RonRiot]

It’s cheating on your transition when you had the frog voice to begin with. Kudos for the ginger pube beard growing under her dewlap though-That’s some Trans joy right there. Just when you think there won’t be a doctor greedy enough to prescribe an obvious sped life-altering drugs, the universe proves you wrong.
May the Norse saga continue to provide. Skol, Steffi The Brownpanted! May your bacne flourish as the testosterone flows like meade/the tears of your enemies/the hand sanitizer of Valhalla.

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Is it just lens distortion, or is she getting absolutely fucking massive?

She is incredibly massive, and getting more massive (and utterly hideous). At her own place she has unrestricted access to whatever she feels like eating. My understanding is testosterone tends to make you lose a little weight at least initially, but I'd also bet that she's on something that either interacts badly with it or causes weight gain itself. Any pharmers want to speculate?

 

[JanuaryViolet]

Have a couple of more memorable self-images of her. I'm tech-stupid but hope this isn't too huge.

 

[Vegetamite]

There’s something comforting knowing that no matter how long I’m away, I can count on staph to continue producing gross, delusional, and mildly entertaining content for me to enjoy whenever I come back.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

New selfies. Her facial hair is really coming in.