🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Would he even be able to get a job at McDonalds? They man has zero work history, a criminal record and convictions, and absolutely shit credit. At best he might be able to get a job as a one of those day laborers that gather outside the Home Depot, but he lacks the discipline to work something like that - plus despite spending almost a year in Mexico he doesn't understand a lick of Spanish.

McDonalds would hire him. I doubt a contractor or landscaper would pick him up outside of home depot however. Especially when there will no doubt be plenty of mexicans who are far more physically fit and will work far harder than the puto gordo gringo. Considering OPL and even king cobra have a longer resume than gunt, I doubt he could get through even a week of working any menial wage slave job. Definitely not one in a high demand food service environment. Ralph could probably collect shopping carts, or sweep cigarette butts.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Would he even be able to get a job at McDonalds? They man has zero work history, a criminal record and convictions, and absolutely shit credit. At best he might be able to get a job as a one of those day laborers that gather outside the Home Depot, but he lacks the discipline to work something like that - plus despite spending almost a year in Mexico he doesn't understand a lick of Spanish.

McDonalds would be perfect for Ralph. He can steal all the food he wants and can show up drunk/high and he'd make more money than streaming PLUS he can tell stories of his customers being, in his own words, fat ugly losers who didn't have the nerve to look the Ralphamale in the eye when they place an order. Not to mention Ralph can meet up with Uber Eats driver Matt Jarbo occasionally to remind Jarbo that it was himself than brought down that no good false flagger!

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph getting pressed on twitter and can only manage a half-hearted "It's not troooo" when presented with receipts:


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They have Jaguar Crossing signs in Mexico. Here's a picture of one that someone else took that Ralph is posting for some reason:

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[Cucktry Roads]

The KC stream was at like fucking 11:30 at night out of no where and was a cooking stream, so of course it was going to do shit, still got Ralph's usual numbers though!

 

[heathercho]

The one positive thing about being stuck on Tor is that with how boring Ralph has been lately, I don't have to wade through dozens of pages of pants shitting retards reeee'ing in order to find a handful of actual Ralph lore.

Also, Ralph is weirdly boring atm. I liked it when he was one foot in the grave.
The great Ethan Ralph and his Killstream remind me of the weird 10 panel old people drama live streams you sometimes stumble on, on Youtube.

 

[MeltyTW]

They have Jaguar Crossing signs in Mexico. Here's a picture of one that someone else took that Ralph is posting for some reason:

smdh why do we not have a selfie of ralph getting out of the care to stand close to the sign and point at it. bonus points and e clout if a jaguar photobombs him.

 

[InterestRateHawk]

60 days sober
60 days horseless
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A horse, a horse! My xannies for a horse!

 

[Fannyscum]

Ralph has been on a mini-vacay to see his son via a stopover in Vegas. Felt cute in the steakhouse but his smile and optimism are gone. There's no light in those googly eyes, he looks and sounds miserable:

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Ralph is upset that he's not allowed to use the son he has nothing to do with for social media clout:

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Driving back in his rented car to his empty rented shack in bumfuck Mexico, to resume his daily schedule of 11 hour streams for pennies thrown by groypers. He's so desperate for cash now that he's gonna start streaming Sundays too. The KANG of the sektur living the life, take the L Kiwisisters.

Edit: NOT TROOO that Ralph is back on Xannies:

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Quick note that Ralph has previously bragged that it doesn't matter if he pisses hot for Xanax during his drug tests because he has "a legally binding prescription" from one of Mexico's finest doctors. Also "my wife" - was Meigh in Cali or is Ralph just high?

 

[Insanely Retarded]

Quick note that Ralph has previously bragged that it doesn't matter if he pisses hot for Xanax during his drug tests because he has "a legally binding prescription" from one of Mexico's finest doctors. Also "my wife" - was Meigh in Cali or is Ralph just high?

Yeah with how much of a big deal he's made about it in the past, either they don't test for it or he's exempt because of his "prescription", it's not like they are aware of his self imposed "sobriety" and the internet drama related to it.

I know most people are aware that Ralph's sobriety is absolute bullshit (even though some people actually buy into it because he doesn't pass out during shows anymore), but his audience actually thinking that this "recovering" addict can spend time in Vegas and not relapse is incredible.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

but his audience actually thinking that this "recovering" addict can spend time in Vegas and not relapse is incredible.

especially when the only thing he did when he was there was get black out drunk, high oh cocaine, and trip balls on LSD.

 

[Elmo]

Ralph comes across as though he's on something because his speech is slurring and he seems lethargic. Xanax could be the cause, but I'm also inclined to think he could be still using cannabis and justifying it that "it doesn't count" if he takes edibles but doesn't smoke it. Is he still taking Ambien for his sleep?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I'm sure there's multiple "doesn't count" drugs Ralph is on and it's going to pile up and be revealed. He's already retarded enough to think his wife was Faith

 

[genericwhitemale]

Ralph has been on a mini-vacay to see his son via a stopover in Vegas. Felt cute in the steakhouse but his smile and optimism are gone. There's no light in those googly eyes, he looks and sounds miserable:
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I know it's a meme to say that, but he unironically looks better. Losing weight, off the pills. It's less funny and a lot more boring, but on a personal level I'd say good on him for getting help after all these years.

 

[Um...]

I know it's a meme to say that, but he unironically looks better. Losing weight, off the pills. It's less funny and a lot more boring, but on a personal level I'd say good on him for getting help after all these years.

This is what he really looks like without filters though.

3 chins and no neck, just a column of fat between his shoulders and head. And that gunt is bigger than ever.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Ralph has been on a mini-vacay to see his son via a stopover in Vegas. Felt cute in the steakhouse but his smile and optimism are gone. There's no light in those googly eyes, he looks and sounds miserable:
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Ralph is upset that he's not allowed to use the son he has nothing to do with for social media clout:
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Driving back in his rented car to his empty rented shack in bumfuck Mexico, to resume his daily schedule of 11 hour streams for pennies thrown by groypers. He's so desperate for cash now that he's gonna start streaming Sundays too. The KANG of the sektur living the life, take the L Kiwisisters.

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Quick note that Ralph has previously bragged that it doesn't matter if he pisses hot for Xanax during his drug tests because he has "a legally binding prescription" from one of Mexico's finest doctors. Also "my wife" - was Meigh in Cali or is Ralph just high?

Ralph is one lonely dude. Flying to California just for a few hours with a toddler who doesn't know him, is the most personal human interaction Ralph has gotten (outside of a bar/ restaurant) since Pantsu fled. Even worse I don't even think Ralph does it to see Xander as much as he does to piss off Vickers.

Wonder why his good buddy Dick didn't invite Gunt to hang out for a big 4th of July BBQ? Ralph's not even going to get a one friend cook-out with Sisco this year. Sad. The cement patio cook out in the ghetto with Pantsu and Sisco was the high point for Ralph's personal life. Gunt celebrating July 4th solo in Mexico in a dark room.

 

[AnOminous]

especially when the only thing he did when he was there was get black out drunk, high oh cocaine, and trip balls on LSD.

Or lose a bunch of money making degenerate bets while drunk, hiring black prostitutes, etc.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Other things he's done in Vegas:

- Had a heart attack.
- (Allegedly) used a fake vax card to see Phish.
- Got married by an Elvis impersonator with only a neglected Rozy attending.
- Had a great post-wedding ceremony feast at White Castle.
- Developed a gambling addiction.

Why don't more people believe he's sober now? Dunno. It's not like he's had extended periods where he was claiming to be stone cold sober when he was obviously majorly f'd up. #SoberSpring

 

[Fannyscum]

Even worse I don't even think Ralph does it to see Xander as much as he does to piss off Vickers.

You know you might be onto something there:

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In other news, Ralph keeps stacking up wins by remaining a true and honest sober and having nothing at all bad happen to him

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[UnLimiTed-Lbs]

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"the alogs got your son more than you did for his birthday"
lmao! Ralph is a cheap mother fucker that he couldn't bother getting a gift for his own son. Even more crazy, is his haters go out of their way to buy gifts for Xander just to spite Ralph. SAD!

 

[Donuteater]

"the alogs got your son more than you did for his birthday"
lmao! Ralph is a cheap mother fucker that he couldn't bother getting a gift for his own son. Even more crazy, is his haters go out of their way to buy gifts for Xander just to spite Ralph. SAD!

It's been brought up time and time again, but Ethan Ralph is incapable of caring about anyone if they're not directly benefiting him. He'll talk about his son and how great he is but the moment he has to do anything for the kid that love and desperation to see him disappears. Ralph goes through life like this and then is surprised how he ends up alone.
Fuentes is the same way so I guess that's why they get along. They're the only people who can understand each others point of view because they both are incapable of having conventional interactions with people.