Personal Lolcows: Tumblr Edition - A website like Tumblr tends to breed exceptional individuals

A personal favorite: An anti-sjw e-begging tranny.
It has two Tumblr blogs (1, 2) and a Patreon too, where you can pay to see this pittbull-faced abomination talking about things "humorously". For real. Youtube account here.
Girl, you can't even do make-up properly, your face looks like a dry sponge. :cryblood:

"so i decided to whore myself for money. I have been out of work for 5 years and i wont be able to afford hrt.

Which is where any donations would go. paying for medicine and hormones

Now i’m not just begging for money, i make videos where i answer questions about being transgender and growing up in the south"

Totally worth all the money, am I right? Also, what is your explanation for being a lazy piece of shit for five years?
Anyway - what I also really like about this wannabe-tumblrina is how it tells people not to be retards and even keeps a list of "confirmed retards". (archive)
Talk about self-awareness...
I remember arguing with jetpack-jenny/jetpack-johnny a few years back. She is not someone who can be reasoned with at all. The fact that she's ebegging is pretty ironic now.
 
A few month ago I made a post regarding a person who I vaguely remembered back when they got in a huge fight with another user

Well his name is Faust (zombieself / c-minor / ph4u57)

Current blog: c-minor.tumblr.com (archive)

Unfortunately his now defunct blog ph4u57 was the one that had most of his "shaman practices", but this callout post for him has some info regarding it

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"Post-shamanic illness" holy shit

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Other links:
"I’m a pedophile. There, that’s my secret."
Some examples of his colorful language
 
A few month ago I made a post regarding a person who I vaguely remembered back when they got in a huge fight with another user

Well his name is Faust (zombieself / c-minor / ph4u57)

Current blog: c-minor.tumblr.com (archive)

Unfortunately his now defunct blog ph4u57 was the one that had most of his "shaman practices", but this callout post for him has some info regarding it

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"Post-shamanic illness" holy shit

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Other links:
"I’m a pedophile. There, that’s my secret."
Some examples of his colorful language

Bitch has got Steve Buscemi eyes.
 
A few month ago I made a post regarding a person who I vaguely remembered back when they got in a huge fight with another user

Well his name is Faust (zombieself / c-minor / ph4u57)

Current blog: c-minor.tumblr.com (archive)

Unfortunately his now defunct blog ph4u57 was the one that had most of his "shaman practices", but this callout post for him has some info regarding it

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"Post-shamanic illness" holy shit

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kEqWivA.png

Other links:
"I’m a pedophile. There, that’s my secret."
Some examples of his colorful language
I checked one of her friends and ooooooooooooh boy
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What the hell is she on about
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I didn't know Kuroshit was still cool.
 
A few month ago I made a post regarding a person who I vaguely remembered back when they got in a huge fight with another user

Well his name is Faust (zombieself / c-minor / ph4u57)

Current blog: c-minor.tumblr.com (archive)

Unfortunately his now defunct blog ph4u57 was the one that had most of his "shaman practices", but this callout post for him has some info regarding it

izP0zmf.png

DTtTSnX.png

"Post-shamanic illness" holy shit

ODvV6MF.jpg


eC0XkOn.jpg


kEqWivA.png

Other links:
"I’m a pedophile. There, that’s my secret."
Some examples of his colorful language
A pedophile AND a budding serial killer? Wow.

EDIT: I just noticed her current blog name is "c-minor". That definitely suits her.
 
Does it count to have most of a country count as a tumblr lolcow? Bc not exactly tumblr, but my original birth country lately seems to have been drinking the SJW cool-aid. I just find it weird considering it's mostly a very conservative and backwards country regarding gays/women/race/etc (i have autistic issues with it), not to mention poor and very violent and dangerous as fuck, and to all of a sudden I see people speaking about fatshaming in news sites and whatnot...Then again I haven't been there in years so maybe things've changed in the long run (since liberal bandwagon is also hitting my current neck of the woods too, but at least i can say this country has always been very open and left-leaning so it's not too surprising), but like, the kids i went to school with (and we went to a left-leaning 60s communism-friendly school, the education was so-so but anyway) are either doing Music or Philosophy in college (the ones whom parents can afford to pay anyway) or having babies at 21 years old. You mean to tell me these kids working at the McDonalds to care for babies are also jumping in on the SJW craziness?

And it's just strange, you think a country filled with poverty, violence, drug issues and many other things would have a better rhetoric than "hiss white men are the devil hiss fat acceptance hiss blacklivesmatter!"
Which country is it?
 
Let's call this chick "Sam". Can't remember if that's actually her name or not, but I really don't care.

Sam had made a name for herself long before I even knew she existed. She had this self-insert OC that she threw into any fandom she took the smallest amount of interest in, and latched onto anyone with a male muse in hopes of some smut RPs. It didn't matter if they were human or some kind of otherworldly abomination; as long as they had a dick, she was thirsty for them.

She tried to get to me one day, spouting out all this "praising" nonsense about how she looked up to me for so long (when tbh she probably was only following me for a good week by then), and really wanted to write with me. I went "fuck it", and let her start the RP.

I took until the end of the day to reply, and she took until...forever. This fucker asks for a RP, goes to the trouble of writing the whole thing out, and doesn't even decide to reply to it. Okay.

Found her a couple weeks later attached to someone else with the same muse, and what do you know? There's the smut. Maybe she figured out I was a minor at that time, or maybe her delusions of her precious :heart-full: Senpai :heart-full: moved onto someone else.

Sam's also well-known for guilt tripping people into writing with her/following her. She threatens suicide on a daily basis, if not multiple times a day, depending on how often people upset her. Yet she's back to normal the next hour. If someone unfollows her, even if they're probably 50+ pages into their follow list, she finds them, unfollows them, and usually sends her horde of horny 13-year-olds after them with death threats.

Still waitin' on mine, hun. :tomgirl:
 
...it's been two weeks since that argument about telling off genderspecials with my friend. She hasn't sent me a single message since.

For reference; we've been texting each other almost every single day for about three years now.

... (:_( :heart-empty:

We're both August kids with birthdays within a few days of each other. Maybe...maybe she'll talk to me again, then.

Anyway I have another personal lolcow, which, if any of you are/were in the Supernatural fandom, you'll probably recognize her immediately from the description.

See, a couple years ago, back in the day when Supernatural was still, y'know, decent, and not a dead horse beaten so senselessly over 12 seasons that it's just basically a slop of bonemeal and meat paste that even a jumping shark wouldn't touch, there was a really well-known artist who would do these photorealistic portraits of the characters and their actors. She didn't just do SPN art, she did lots of fandoms/characters/people, even original work and self-portraits, but it was definitely SPN that made her popular.

Now as fickle as fandoms are, especially fandoms full of the hypersensitive teenage girls like you find on Tumblr, jealousy abounded. Some people would send this artist nasty hatemail (back in the day anon hate was only limited by the hourly ask limit and blocking didn't do a damn thing); others accused her of tracing her portraits since they were photorealistic, even with videos proving otherwise; some were just trolls who enjoyed dousing an already burning fire with gasoline...it finally got so bad that the artist DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING and was driven off dA and Tumblr for a while. (No suicide attempts or anything like we have nowadays, again, this was a different era. They were just happy if you ran off in disgrace, they didn't want you dead.)

The fandom wept as a collective for like two weeks at the loss of such a talented artist, the hatemongers rejoiced, then everyone promptly moved on to sperg about whatever current plot twist that Monster Hunter Hardy Boys was doing that week.

To no one's surprise, a couple months or maybe it was even weeks later, she came back and resumed drawing; flying under the radar and having her askbox closed/anon off like a sane person who gets that much hate would and should do. The incident just another thread in the hellish-blue-and-shitstain-colored tapestry that is Tumblr drama history, and whether or not the fandom as a whole learned a damn thing is up to debate (but given Tumblr and fandoms, probably not).

The artist is still drawing! Great! Unfortunately, this artist seems to have taken a couple of leaves from PurpleKecleon's book (no, thankfully, she's not rolling around in shit and fucking pedo dogmonglers).

Her art seems to be stagnating (not to say she hasn't improved from when she first started drawing portraits and the like, but there's something off), whereas before she used to be much more adventurous with lighting to create baroque-esque moody scenes, now everything is techni-colorful and 'shiny' and the lighting is all over the place. It's too colorful. She calls it 'pop art' but combining it with photorealism drops everything into uncanny valley, like looking at a doll or a wax figure instead of a real person. Her art output has plummeted; she used to put out tons of varying pics every month but now you're lucky to get anywhere from 5-10, if any.

Also, Castiel/Misha Collins. Good fucking god how many times can you draw the same grumpy baby-faced angel in a trenchcoat? There's at least 16 pieces of the dude in her dA alone. And those are just finished pieces, post-deletion. I can assure you that number is definitely higher from what I remember.

"But Johnny," Some of you are probably saying by now, "literally no one cares if some washed up Tumblr artist got anon hate like four years ago and is a sperg for some shitty gay angel! You're just criticizing shit without providing any lolcow milk! TL;DR!"

...I was getting to that. So right. Criticism.

See, this artist has now taken it upon themselves to react to any and all criticism (constructive or weening) with a defensive backlash of "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK I'M DOING WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY AND YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS YOU CAN'T DO WHAT I DO AND YOU'RE JUST A MISOGYNIST FOR NOT APPRECIATING FANART!"

...no, I'm not kidding. She constantly claims the reason her art isn't taken seriously isn't because it's all the exact same photorealistic portrait pop fanart with little variation, but because art is a male-dominated field that looks down on things women likes and creations by women, like fanart. And she does this all. The. Time. Even when it's not actually relevant to the issue raised, she'll use this soapbox to deflect any criticism of her art.

Good luck catching her going off on one of her textwall male gaze "all Renaissance art is trash because it was made by men" rants though, because as is her modus operandi, she'll bitch anons/critics out, and then later DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING again. Her blog is a lot more active than it looks. She just cleans it up.

Sure would be a shame if someone were to grab a few screenshots next time they see it cross their dash, wouldn't it? :tomgirl:
 
I used to have a now-defunct account on Tumblr, mainly to post my horribly amateur artwork and nature photography. I was part of the Disnerds (Disney Princess movies) fandom, and the Star Wars and Marvel movies a little, too.

I was just thinking about Tumblr the other day, how Tom Hiddleston is one of their gods (he's probably 2nd to either Jared Padalecki or Jensen Eckles in fangirl-idols) and how much they must despise Taylor Swift now. Can you imagine all the heartbroken Hiddle fangirls?
 
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^Dunno, I've also seen tumblr defending her for being a "queen" for her shitty music videos and how anyone who makes fun of her and her changing partners every two days is a slut-shamer.

Of course, Tom Hiddleston is their Messiah, so that could be a problem...When tumblr feminism meet horny fangirls, it usually ends up quite contradictive. (as in, they're quite similar to the yaoi fangirls of old who blasted the female characters just because they got in the way of their gay OTP. I figure they similarly call "whores" to the innocent wives/girlfriends of their favorite actors, who, GASP, dared to date/marry Jared/Tom/Chris instead of letting a tumblrina do it or have him confess his love to RDJ/random other male actor! How dare she!?)
 
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^Dunno, I've also seen tumblr defending her for being a "queen" for her shitty music videos and how anyone who makes fun of her and her changing partners every two days is a slut-shamer.

Of course, Tom Hiddleston is their Messiah, so that could be a problem...When tumblr feminism meet horny fangirls, it usually ends up quite contradictive. (as in, they're quite similar to the yaoi fangirls of old who blasted the female characters just because they got in the way of their gay OTP. I figure they similarly call "whores" to the innocent wives/girlfriends of their favorite actors, who, GASPED, dare to date/marry Jared/Tom/Chris instead of letting a tumblrina do it or have him confess his love to RDJ/random other male actor! How dare she!?)

True! Very true.

The psychologist in me is intrigued with celebrity crushes. People have always had them, but these days sites like Tumblr, Fanfiction Dot Net, Deviant Art, etc., has made me realize the magnitude of devotion these celebs (and their fictional characters) get from their fans.

At least the female fans don't go into stalker hysteria in real life as often as male devoted fans of female celebrities too. Take the shooting of the young female singer in Orlando, for instance.

I remember a lot of the Supernatural fangirls on Tumblr too, who were invested in the incestuous relationship between the fictional brothers on that show. Unfreakinbelievable.
 
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^As long as it's two "hot" guys doing it, they're all ok with incest (SMH Osomatsu fandom)

With sisters i've also seen it, but it's usually done with weird feminists who are obsessed with getting male characters out of way. others just do it for the classic "lesbians are hot" thing.

Weirdly enough i don't see much hetero incest shipping (not that i want it but...). the only fandom who seems to be into it is Game of Thrones, but seeing how that's actually canon i can't comment on it.
 
I had a little friend who joined deviantART as a young girl and who posted childish art as expected for a dA user her age. Then she joined Tumblr and started claiming to be bigender and then a full on tran.s guy and now has blue hair and is currently kin to the Pyro from TF2.
 
I don't have quite as many memories of severe lolcow-ery as many of you have, but here's my memory-

A few years back I had a Tumblr account, where I reblogged photography, Disney fan art, movie gifs, just as a fun little stress reliever pastime. I was into the Disney Princess movie fandom, (probably always will be) and noticed a lot of the RP communities there.

I decided to pick a Disney Princess movie character to RP. I tried to think of one that was completely 'un-sexy' to prevent people from wanting to smut RP, since I was over 21 and didn't care to write smut. I chose to write as Cogsworth the clock from 'Beauty and the Beast.' Pretty soon, I was getting PM messages by 'Mrs. Potts', played by some girl who not only RP'ed as Mrs. Potts, but a bunch of odd Mary Sues. We were members of a Disney RP chatroom, and this girl would stalk me on whenever account I was on, either as Cogsworth or LeFou (Gaston's sidekick from 'Beauty' who I added later for the laughs) OR on my main non-character account.

'Want to come to the chat?' 'Want to come to the chat?' 'COME TO THE CHAT???'

Every single moment she saw my post and knew I was on, she'd pester me to go to the chatroom to interact with her annoying Mary Sue, and always as Cogsworth the Clock. Her Mary Sue wanted to hang out with the HUMAN version of the clock, (you know, like he appears at the end of the Disney movie.) She'd then try to hit on the balding, rotund middle-aged gentleman who spoke in David Ogden Stiers' voice.

Needless to say I abandoned my Disney Tumblrs before long. :roll:
 
I don't have quite as many memories of severe lolcow-ery as many of you have, but here's my memory-

A few years back I had a Tumblr account, where I reblogged photography, Disney fan art, movie gifs, just as a fun little stress reliever pastime. I was into the Disney Princess movie fandom, (probably always will be) and noticed a lot of the RP communities there.

I decided to pick a Disney Princess movie character to RP. I tried to think of one that was completely 'un-sexy' to prevent people from wanting to smut RP, since I was over 21 and didn't care to write smut. I chose to write as Cogsworth the clock from 'Beauty and the Beast.' Pretty soon, I was getting PM messages by 'Mrs. Potts', played by some girl who not only RP'ed as Mrs. Potts, but a bunch of odd Mary Sues. We were members of a Disney RP chatroom, and this girl would stalk me on whenever account I was on, either as Cogsworth or LeFou (Gaston's sidekick from 'Beauty' who I added later for the laughs) OR on my main non-character account.

'Want to come to the chat?' 'Want to come to the chat?' 'COME TO THE CHAT???'

Every single moment she saw my post and knew I was on, she'd pester me to go to the chatroom to interact with her annoying Mary Sue, and always as Cogsworth the Clock. Her Mary Sue wanted to hang out with the HUMAN version of the clock, (you know, like he appears at the end of the Disney movie.) She'd then try to hit on the balding, rotund middle-aged gentleman who spoke in David Ogden Stiers' voice.

Needless to say I abandoned my Disney Tumblrs before long. :roll:

Sounds like a real clocksucker.

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