Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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mfalkner said:
Apparently one of the guests had a discord server that was shit down due to some pedo shit, which these ass clowns know nothing about, I'm sure
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Who are they talking about? Also lol @ Dick being surprised that a discord server would get banned for pedo shit when 80% of users are banned for CSAM/encouraging pedo behaviour
 
AltisticRight said:
A Discord full of paedophiles? I'm shocked.

Also, when will Vito have a heart attack? That'll be the funniest thing he's ever done.
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I would unironically subscribe to Dick's patreon if there is a livestream of Vito having a heart attack on camera

Dumpster dived waifu said:
Unless it happened to two people, it's Turkey Tom. He announced yesterday(?) that he was shutting it down and people were talking about it being because a pedophile got in with his discord mods.

Discord, not even once.
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Went through his twitter, he said he'd talk about it on a livestream (might've already happened idk), but so far the two leading accusers are Flamenco and someone who calls Tom an "anti", has an anime pfp and looks like a troon. @NotATurkey give me the tl;dr.
 
Mr. Manchester said:
Vito being a pedophile aside, I cannot for the life of me figure out why anyone would find any merit to what Vito does. He says he's a comedian and I have never seen him do anything remotely funny (except when he broke down crying). At least Ralph has wacky antics, Vito just sits there in his room of wall to wall children's toys while telling everyone he's a comedian while not being funny.

I also genuinely believe that he was trying to ride that, "it's okay to be a non-offending pedophile" train before the journos realized they were about to get the rope for those articles back in the day. He did so because he is a pedophile should get the rope himself.
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The average comedian in current year plus eight is not just unfunny but anti-funny, so Vito the Pedo is at least consistent there.
genericwhitemale said:
I would unironically subscribe to Dick's patreon if there is a livestream of Vito having a heart attack on camera
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The downside to this is that Vito the Pedo would likely have a heart attack mid-stroke to child pornography, which I would not want to see.
 
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Null said:
lol, you could edit that "cheesed to meet you" meme with the rat pepe into Vito

1. Vito is cheesed to meet you
2. You immediately thinks he is a faggot
3. Vito cries about it on the Dick Show
4. Vito looks for someone who can tolerate him
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He's been on a kick of chasing after popular people to "steal" their audience. Every week he says something like "I'm trying to book ___ on the show, don't say anything bad about them, Dickle", or "I'm trying to steal ___'s audience".

It seems like a really shitty way of going about getting clout, especially when he almost always immediately shits on them afterwards. Why anyone would willingly take part in this shit is beyond me.
 
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Haven't listened to the podcast in what feels like years now, so funny that I got onto Kiwifarms because of Null's weekly appearances.

Part of me is disgusted by Dick joining up with someone as talentless and disgusting as Vito. But I understand why he's done it, like pairing himself with Maddox teaming up with a sufficiently bigger lolcow makes you look normal by contrast.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
Haven't listened to the podcast in what feels like years now, so funny that I got onto Kiwifarms because of Null's weekly appearances.
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Me too, man. It's funny, but there's a lot of people who are like this. Josh was one of the most popular guests. Both Dick and Sean loved his calls and found him to be one of their favourite guests. That's honestly why I actually believe Dick when he says he didn't tell Riley to tell Josh that he was scaring away "the bigger draw", because objectively that's ludicrous. Even beyond my own bias, Josh was a much bigger guest and I really don't think other people enjoyed Digibro calling in to talk about how he's a huge fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked, or how he knew he was trans because he actually wanted to be the little girl getting raped, or to talk for forty minutes about some pseudo-intellectual autism compass thing. I think Riley was acting on his own because he couldn't handle the fact that people were calling his butt buddy a pedophile for being into loli. Then again, if that was the case I feel like Dick should've fired Riley.
 
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genericwhitemale said:
Me too, man. It's funny, but there's a lot of people who are like this. Josh was one of the most popular guests. Both Dick and Sean loved his calls and found him to be one of their favourite guests. That's honestly why I actually believe Dick when he says he didn't tell Riley to tell Josh that he was scaring away "the bigger draw", because objectively that's ludicrous. Even beyond my own bias, Josh was a much bigger guest and I really don't think other people enjoyed Digibro calling in to talk about how he's a huge fan of illustrations of little girls getting fucked, or how he knew he was trans because he actually wanted to be the little girl getting raped, or to talk for forty minutes about some pseudo-intellectual autism compass thing. I think Riley was acting on his own because he couldn't handle the fact that people were calling his butt buddy a pedophile for being into loli. Then again, if that was the case I feel like Dick should've fired Riley.
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Damn I almost happily forgot about Riley, cringe incarnate. I think I'd even be willing to give Dick a second chance but not if that retard is involved. I was hoping to see that he disappeared but nope he's still trying to use his girlfriend to be e-celeb.
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You look at the mint salad linktree and there's what seems to be some kind of OnlyFans knockoff.
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Riley - The Brent Hartley of the Dick Show.
 
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Homer J. Fong said:
Damn I almost happily forgot about Riley, cringe incarnate. I think I'd even be willing to give Dick a second chance but not if that retard is involved. I was hoping to see that he disappeared but nope he's still trying to use his girlfriend to be e-celeb.
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Yeah she's a literal OnlyFans whore now, after Dick gave her the advice of cutting off contact with her family because they were "insane", which from what I remember they just seemed like kind of strict parents. Even if they were, Dick trying to make this autistic girl's relationship with her parents public and trying to provide bad life advice soured a lot of people rightfully. I remember in the Josh's call in, he specifically tried to argue that 20 year olds should leave there house, and idk if it's the European in me or that I was 20 when I was listening to that, but the idea of a 20 year old leaving home without any kind of college or job is such a broken home mindset and idk why anyone encourages it.
But yeah Riley is a complete waste of space and him being the Gator of the Dick Show is the only thing he has going for him. Even beyond personal gripes, he's completely bad business for Dick to associate with because as a booking manager his relationships and friendships dictate what guests appear, and he has directly feuded with other notable guests like Ralph. Idek why he needs a booking manager to begin with, or if he does why it needs to be some low IQ drug addict. Run your business like a business, man; that's the advice you gave to Mumkey Jones when he started alienating his fans and staying with Liu the Kitty.
 
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I remember in the Josh's call in, he specifically tried to argue that 20 year olds should leave there house, and idk if it's the European in me or that I was 20 when I was listening to that, but the idea of a 20 year old leaving home without any kind of college or job is such a broken home mindset and idk why anyone encourages it.
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I guess it varies from upbringing to upbringing, because that advice was something that I would agree with. But the context of her parents just being overprotective and her being an autistic retard willing to do whatever was suggested to her kind of infers her parents were right to be overprotective.
 
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The biggest problem is full of Vito cocksuckers. The last week they've been masturbating to the new Indiana Jones and ripping on Eric July endlessly.
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Im a faggot for being in there, I'm aware.
 
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