Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

The claim that he hired the people to SWAT him is lacking credibility
Yeah, but it’s funny so might as well keep talking about it.
SSRI and living with Fat is one hell of a combo for going postal, over/under on what's her body count gonna be when she finally snaps?
Just two counting herself. However I think when she snaps she is going to go to town on him. Probably shoot him, bash him with a baseball bat, and then into the pepperoni grinder he goes for a final act of irony.
 
I believe fat Pat has actually tweeted out what drugs she was on and iirc it was some type of SSRI or four
The fact that Pig will openly discuss his wife's mental health issues yet refuses to mention his estranged daughter (unless she benefits one of his political talking points) really speaks on the quality of his character, even more so than his abrasive personality or refusal to ever disengage from an argument. Nothing is sacred or private to him, not even his wife's innermost struggles. What a fat piece of shit.
 
Scalzi unironically believes that as a Straight White Male he doesn't have to try very hard to be successful and if you read his books you might be inclined to agree.
"As the game progresses, your goal is to gain points, apportion them wisely, and level up. If you start with fewer points and fewer of them in critical stat categories, or choose poorly regarding the skills you decide to level up on, then the game will still be difficult for you. But because you're playing on the "Straight White Male" setting, gaining points and leveling up will still by default be easier, all other things being equal, than for another player using a higher difficulty setting."

I know this isn't a particularly unique insight but it always makes me chuckle when I contemplate how much more racist so called progressives are, as opposed to the alleged racists they criticize. This dude is saying that blacks, gays, and women choose poorly when they gain experience points and level up. Well motherfucker, if everyone but straight white men isn't metagaming, how can you even complain in the first place? What about all those cringe articles about beating Sekiro and Elden Ring with trainers, and not feeling bad about it? Why even make a videogame analogy if you don't respect videogames in the first place? Just another hack kotaku writer, advocating for the code of the videogame (real life) to be broken.
 
The fact that Pig will openly discuss his wife's mental health issues yet refuses to mention his estranged daughter (unless she benefits one of his political talking points) really speaks on the quality of his character, even more so than his abrasive personality or refusal to ever disengage from an argument. Nothing is sacred or private to him, not even his wife's innermost struggles. What a fat piece of shit.
I'm pretty sure he would get in trouble. He legally isn't allowed to have any contact with the kid until she is 22. Or at least that is how it is in my state when they have to remove parental rights from someone. I'm fairly certain his state is similar.
 
This dude is saying that blacks, gays, and women choose poorly when they gain experience points and level up. Well motherfucker, if everyone but straight white men isn't metagaming, how can you even complain in the first place?
Our successful author expresses himself clumsily, but I think what he's trying to say is white males get more "points" to begin with, so even assuming similar mistakes as other groups, white males will be more successful, because they have more points to waste before failing.
I find this section more interesting:
And maybe at this point you say, hey, I like a challenge, I want to change my difficulty setting! Well, here's the thing: In The Real World, you don't unlock any rewards or receive any benefit for playing on higher difficulty settings. The game is just harder, and potentially a lot less fun.
There is no point in being black, a woman or a gay. Their cultures and individual traits have no value when compared to the glory of being a Straight White Male! All else is but a failure to live up to the universal standard. StatueOfDavid.jpg
Scalzi is either secretly based, or openly stupid.
 
Our successful author expresses himself clumsily, but I think what he's trying to say is white males get more "points" to begin with, so even assuming similar mistakes as other groups, white males will be more successful, because they have more points to waste before failing.
I find this section more interesting:

There is no point in being black, a woman or a gay. Their cultures and individual traits have no value when compared to the glory of being a Straight White Male! All else is but a failure to live up to the universal standard. StatueOfDavid.jpg
Scalzi is either secretly based, or openly stupid.
I see what he's saying, but he's also saying that the goal of the game is to gain points, and also if you choose poorly regarding the skills you level up (gender studies), then the game will be harder for you. If the goal of this analogy is to convince people that it's just naturally harder for non straight whites to play the game, then there is absolutely no reason to include the voluntary assigning of points aspect of it. He's retarded.
Edit: Or, he knows the readers of kotaku are retarded - or that they wouldn't care about this even if they weren't retarded.
 
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Rick should welcome the weight rate limit, it'll reduce the number of atalkers he has to reply to and surely that's all he wants in life, not more attention for more of what he puts on the internet.
But it means he LOSES, like a LOSING LOSER, if he can't respond to EVERY SINGLE ONE.
 
Oh so we're back off pedonet? Nice of folks to let me know! What have I missed? (apart from my frens)
A pest purchased the rights to his smartboy author photo and revoked his right to use it, so he is petulantly posting his revocation notice as a profile photo now. A photo of his daughter has surfaced that reveals she is unfortunately a little female copy of Fat. That’s all I can think of
 
A pest purchased the rights to his smartboy author photo and revoked his right to use it, so he is petulantly posting his revocation notice as a profile photo now.
Fairly certain Pat was able to wrench the rights back, so it's back to Mr. points-at-forehead-with-trotter for him.
 
I can only imagine the fierce noise of the meat grinder going full blast as its being continuously fed with the flesh of negro children as Fatrick incessantly squeals about having used up his twitter allowance for the day by 12:05 AM.
You think that he complains about the stalker childs on twitter to the nigger babies he is turning into pepperoni?

patrick: And then a stalker child called me Fatrick, which I am not fat.
Nigger Baby: goo goo bix nood gaa gaa.
 
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