US White House evacuated after cocaine found in the wake of Hunter Biden's visit

https://thepostmillennial.com/white-house-evacuated-after-cocaine-found-in-the-wake-of-hunter-bidens-visit

https://ghostarchive.org/archive/RMHw1

The US Secret Service (USSS) rushed many outside of the White House on Sunday after it came across what was initially identified as an "unknown item."

"US Secret Service Uniform Division Officers located an unknown item on the White House complex," a spokesperson for the agency told Fox News.

"As a precaution, the White House grounds were evacuated, and the DC Fire Departments Hazmat team responded."

A hazmat team deployed around 18th St and Pennsylvania Ave, with Secret Service moving in to close off paths surrounding the White House. USSS reportedly said nothing more about its discovery.

Now, a newly leaked audio clip reportedly coming from the District of Columbia Fire and Emergency Medical Services Department (DC Fire EMS) has revealed that the previously unknown substance tested positive for Cocaine Hydrochloride, a form of cocaine often used in order to help numb the inside of a nose before a procedure in addition to sometimes being abused for recreational purposes.

This news comes after Joe Biden took his son, Hunter, to Camp David for two straight weekends, with the dynamic duo traveling on the Marine One helicopter at Fort McNair in Washington, DC. Hunter was also seen appearing as a White House guest at a state dinner held for Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi near the end of last month, which also happened to be his first visit back since he agreed to a Department of Justice plea offering regarding two misdemeanors and avoiding a federal gun charge, which some have described as a "sweetheart deal."

 

[Sniperwoof]

Very pronounced late empire/imperial collapse vibes.

I give it three months before Biden tries to briefly appoint his horse as a senator before remembering he doesn't have a horse.

 

[God's drunkest driver]

This sounds like bullshit… please tell me it isn’t

 

[Illumithotty]

What makes it funnier to me is that the cocaine was spotted by the secret service first. Because you can't tell me that everyone else in the White House - staff, residents, etc - wouldn't immediately know cocaine when they run across it, aside from the kind of nerds that grow up to join the SS.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I give it three months before Biden tries to appoint his horse as a senator before remembering he doesn't have a horse.

I'm pretty sure he can afford to buy one.

 

[Product Placement]

Biden should get his son in order instead of running for a second term no one even wants him to run for.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Hey going from Crack to Regular Cocaine is an improvement. Sometimes you need to kick a habit via baby steps. Next step is get on ritalin and then just drink good ol coffee.

 

[Some Dumb Faggot]

Just another day with the Bidens.

 

[Imperial Citizen]

Cocaine hydrochloride is used for numbing and pain relief. We have no idea who brought it or when it was brought in. Unless it was near a hooker and an illegally obtained firearm, it probably wasn’t Hunter Biden’s cocaine hydrochloride.

 

[CarlosDanger]

Biden should get his son in order instead of running for a second term no one even wants him to run for.

The dead are big fans of Joe.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

please tell me it isn’t

Technically, the article does draw conclusions that may not be substantiated. The thought process:
1. Cocaine was found in the White House
2. Hunter likes Cocaine
3. Hunter was in White House last month (on the 22nd)
4. Therefore, this must be Hunter's Cocaine.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I don't really care about Hunter Biden anymore. All the milquetoast handwringing about him is just tiresome. I get the feeling that most right wing commenters who winge about him nonstop just want to smoke crack, bang hookers, and break laws without consequence. It comes off more like jealousy than some real outrage.

I mean I fucking hate the POTUS and his jew cabinet but his son is just low hanging fruit. He's a fuck up, got it. No need to beat the literal horse to death and keep beating until its a fine mist.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I don't really care about Hunter Biden anymore. All the milquetoast handwringing about him is just tiresome. I get the feeling that most right wing commenters who winge about him nonstop just want to smoke crack, bang hookers, and break laws without consequence. It comes off more like jealousy than some real outrage.

I mean I fucking hate the POTUS and his jew cabinet but his son is just low hanging fruit. He's a fuck up, got it. No need to beat the literal horse to death and keep beating until its a fine mist.

If they arrested the White Nigger for his fuck ups, nobody would care. That Biden's administration constantly gives him a free pass or unprecedented leniencies for Tax crimes, that's what pisses people off.

 

[General Emílio Médici]

I give it three months before Biden tries to appoint his horse as a senator before remembering he doesn't have a horse.

A horse would be a improvement considering some of the fossils who are on the senate like Feinstein or McConnell

 

[Mothra1988]

Sounds like a Babylon Bee article.

 

[6 Years Ago]

I don't really care about Hunter Biden anymore

I think the main idea is that he essentially exists as a money laundering apparatus for Joe.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

I think the main idea is that he essentially exists as a money laundering apparatus for Joe.

Yes but it's getting to the level of "buh buh but her emails!" cope

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Everyday I imagine Joe wakes up remembering and screaming that the wrong son died.

 

[KittyGremlin]

"A localized anesthetic" Riiiiight I'm sure White House happens to have a lot of clumsy "medics" leaving their "medicine" around.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Lmao this douchebag is my favorite character in this clown show lately

On the other hand if this is true I'm going to say it's a pretty good bet that he didn't even do it but whichever irresponsible fuck narrowly avoided being caught with it just figured what the hell and pinned it on Hunter as a Hail Mary since he's taking enough shit from all angles right now and coming off no worse for wear that it's no skin off his ass anyway, and there is a non-zero chance that Hunter regularly loses track of enough White House cocaine on a regular basis that you could probably convince him he did it. Bonus points if Hunter is the official WH coke dealer and someone's a rat.