DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Xenomorph]

You have to admit Youtubes thumbnail selection can be pretty funny. Noodlearmpose Phil

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and how much did he make? I checked his videos (not in order again!!!!!) and the tally I saw was at 441 $ To be honest I expected more. Ryan already tapped out again? Or preparing for Youtube-style support?

Those spindly arms..the ever sagging jowls, the 1950's pedo haircut and of course his fat moobs bouncing around in his touristy Amazoon shirt blowing men, bubbles for shekels.
Puhthetic, man his poor Father fucking some lot lizard to produce...this.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

He has to be SEETHING yesterday made not even half of his last "marathon"

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

He has to be SEETHING yesterday made not even half of his last "marathon"

Not as much as he's seething that he once again overspent on WWE Champions the night before.

This retard is beyond gone in terms of helping himself. Us pointing and laughing at him and his dents at this point doesn't even act as a deterrent for him. It's just more entertainment for us.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I've been thinking about what the series finale of DSP Gaming might look like and after diving into DSP autism across the internet, have isolated two prevailing theories...
While I think 'Die in the sty with a sigh' is more likely - simply because it requires fewer assumptions; lately I've been putting more stock into the possibility of the Aporkalypse. There's been a particular air of desperation about Phil ever since Leanna left him that has rapidly accelerated since being kicked off of Twitch and especially since the interview.

He narc ego injury rage-quit Twitch, he was departnered and that made him flounce due to them telling him they don't like his hateful slurs used by a partner, he wasn't kicked off.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Ironically, so does Phil. Why do you think he constantly lies and changes his stories to make himself seem cooler in the past than he actually was. If Phil ever comes to the realization of how much he truely sucks, he will spontaneously cease to live like a puppet with its strings cut.

I will pose a couple theories here as it relates to Phil of the Past. In the Dent Sea Scrolls segment from TBS they mention a post Phil made on his forums about “chasing around 15 year old girls at the mall”. I don’t want to outright accuse DSP of being a legit pedo without hard evidence but I had a couple different takes on this when viewed in relation to other evidence:

1. When combined with Phil’s relationship with Panda, the accusations of Jenna (take the word of a low IQ junkie whore with a grain of salt), Phil’s predisposition for control and manipulation over people in his life, his obvious sexual insecurities / inadequacies, and Phil’s suspicious relationship with Derich (more on this later), this post becomes even more suspect. I don’t think it’s out of the realm of possibility that DSP is an actual pedo, as he clearly raises red flags in that regard. And I would argue basically all people that are NOT pedos do NOT raise red flags that make themselves seem suspicious of being pedos.
2. Despite this, I am willing to give DSP the benefit of the doubt on this post specifically, as I personally feel this post is simply more likely Phil just trying to make an edgy joke. Regardless of how retarded DSP is I just don’t think he’s so inept as to basically admitting to being a pedophile online. Maybe…
3. Finally on to the Derich Question. I think two things are possible as to why DSP keeps this creepy hanger-on around. The most obvious is the surface level: DSP feels sorry for and relates to derich as a social outcast and remains loyal to him because of Derich being willing to use his parents credit card to pay DSP way back when. The second option is my personal pet theory and is purely speculative: I believe that Derich may supply Phil with pornography behind the scenes
4. The type of pornography is another theory of mine. I am willing to say definitively that Derich absolutely is a pedophile based on what we’ve seen (again, would be strange that Phil maintains a relationship with a person who he definitely is aware not only has a porn addiction, but a playlist on YouTube about young girls while not also being a pedo himself). I think it may be possible that Derich either supplies Phil with CP and/or scat porn. Again, it’s worth noting that somebody watches scat porn, and if you had to guess what kind of person watches it you would probably think of somebody who talks about scat constantly. I believe that DSP may actually have a scat fetish, which may even play into his insecurities when discussing sex generally.

So my questions to y’all is THUS:
Do you think DSP is an actual pedo? Do you think it’s possible DSP has an actual scat fetish? And do you think my theory about Derich supplying DSP with degenerate porn holds any water hypothetically?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

So my questions to y’all is THUS:
Do you think DSP is an actual pedo? Do you think it’s possible DSP has an actual scat fetish? And do you think my theory about Derich supplying DSP with degenerate porn holds any water hypothetically?

DSP is Far too stupid to be able to hide a fetish like that; The Pigroach can't even hide his WWE champions addiction, for fuck's sake. I'm willing to bet he's more into scat[given his proclivity for talking about assholes, shit and toilets] which is just degenerate enough that he'd never recover if people found out.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

DSP is Far too stupid to be able to hide a [pedo] fetish like that; The Pigroach can't even hide his WWE champions addiction, for fuck's sake.

I don’t entirely disagree with you. I might still argue tho that the forum post, his relationship with Panda, and his continued relationship with Derich potentially constitute DSP being unable to hide evidence of it. I’d also say that Phil is self aware enough to not openly discuss this part of his sexuality, and that he is too much of an idiot boomer to communicate on forums about it, or go through whatever other channels pedos use to commune and share in their degeneracy. This isn’t to invalidate your take tho you could certainly be entirely correct in that assessment.

 

[Heckler1]

Do you think DSP is an actual pedo?

No. Not without concrete proof, and the wild conjecture people use to justify being able to call Phil a pedo is really gross. There are tons of things about Philbert that are gross/dumb/tarded, and I think trying to call him a child predator based on rumor and hatred of the manchild, is both irresponsible and stupid.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Old footage of Phil in the wild at an actual pool party - walking around talking to himeself

https://twitter.com/darksydeflow/status/1675876686879965187

 

[BallBuster II]

Old footage of Phil in the wild at an actual pool party - walking around talking to himeself

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https://twitter.com/darksydeflow/status/1675876686879965187

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Has this mongoloid ever had a normal laugh in his entire life?

 

[Lei Wulong's Left Leg]

I don’t entirely disagree with you. I might still argue tho that the forum post, his relationship with Panda, and his continued relationship with Derich potentially constitute DSP being unable to hide evidence of it. I’d also say that Phil is self aware enough to not openly discuss this part of his sexuality, and that he is too much of an idiot boomer to communicate on forums about it, or go through whatever other channels pedos use to commune and share in their degeneracy. This isn’t to invalidate your take tho you could certainly be entirely correct in that assessment.

Unless there's kahnkreet proof of Phil being a pedo, at best it's circumstantial evidence. The forum post doesn't sound particularly well sourced, and Derich's relationship with Phil could be for many other reasons[I'm still of the opinion that Derich is 1MM, because anyone can say whatever the fuck the want on the Internet]. Panda being much younger than Phil is certainly a sticking point, but it's the only bit of real proof, and correlation does not equal causation. Unless Phil goes and says something on the level of "I'd lower the age of consent to 12" or "16 is basically an adult" I'd hold off on those accusations. Hence why I think DSP's just a scat fetishist, bringing up fecal matter very often.

 

[Brother Wind]

I don't even think he has a scat fetish. Really, Phil just never fucking matured. For some reason he is just stuck as a goddamn 15 year old. Like its the only reason that makes everything line up.

Those spindly arms..the ever sagging jowls, the 1950's pedo haircut and of course his fat moobs bouncing around in his touristy Amazoon shirt blowing men, bubbles for shekels.
Puhthetic, man his poor Father fucking some lot lizard to produce...this.

So I am sorry for this, but like in case no one actually ever read Harry Potter, there is a plot point where Harry Potter learns that he is part of some prophecy to kill Voldemort. But more importantly, is that he wasn't actually the only one that prophecy applied to. And in fact the dumb comic relief character could have also been the chosen one. But Voldemort decided it applied to Harry.

I bring this up because between their birth year, if not the same month, the fact that both were born to good intelligent, hard working engineer fathers, who fucked some stupid lot lizard, only children, three letter nom de plumes and really just exploited the early internet for some idiotic fame. There is a fine line between DSP and Chris-Chan. And frankly there is probably not a very removed alternate universe where we have a DSP Farms, and our dear leader Zero supports him through his bankruptcies and yells at us for stalking some retard who just makes bad comics.

And if you have doubts, go back to the words and phrases thread. Tell me he doesn't come up with some real CWC-isms. Tell me I am wrong.

 

[RIPRhongoBongo]

Truth be told, I have never taken the pedo thing seriously, even with whatever the fuck that thing in Wo Long was. He legitimately enjoys scat jokes and muscle-bound men way too much to let any child, let alone a little girl, get in between that

 

[Big Brown Schlub]

My $0.02 - he's not a pedophile, he is a closeted homosexual man who is into musc gl tops.

And if you have doubts, go back to the words and phrases thread. Tell me he doesn't come up with some real CWC-isms. Tell me I am wrong.

That time he called us "The Kiwifarts" sealed the deal for me when it comes to Piggy being eerily similar to CWC.

 

[Gramh]

Personally I think it's a little more complex but in a stupid way the whole Phil and underage girls thing. Did he try to have a relationship with Panda at age 17? Probably, the timing of everything just doesn't add up that he just so happened to start a relationship with a freshly 18 year old girl. Did he groom her? No, he's not charismatic or manipulative enough to do that he's barely even a likeable human. Does DSP like underage girls? No, he's a weird little autistic fuck trying to be a normal human being in the most "how would an alien do this?" manner possible. In lieu of being himself he created a WWE styled persona to greet the world with, Panda being young and being able to talk to this closet case with money wanted to be involved in his life, DSP trying to be the most normal human ever wagered that he'd look really cool to Rambo if he scored a young chic, the rest is history.

To support my wild crackpot theory, Leanna complained that DSP didn't fuck her enough, his now relationship to Khet was rushed out the gate to provide the cover that he's a normal working Joe doing his best to provide for his family, he's doing almost everything possible to try and convince people he's a well adjusted adult at every possible moment of his day. Is he a raging faggot with fecalphilia? Possible. But I can assure you he has no interest in women let alone underage girls.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Those Dent Sea Scrolls videos really are fascinating and would recommend everyone watches them. Don't get me wrong, we all used to do it - I'm very glad that the site I used to post on when I was a teenage edgelord has long since vanished into the mists of the internet. The difference is that teenage Phil and 41 year old Phil are almost indistinguishable, aside from the way they talk about women.

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

I don't even think he has a scat fetish. Really, Phil just never fucking matured. For some reason he is just stuck as a goddamn 15 year old. Like its the only reason that makes everything line up.

I saw a comment on of the detractor videos and it sums up Dave pretty well: his idea for what's funny comes from that period of time in the 90's and 2000's when you saw the resurgence of the raunchy dirty teen college sex romps, your american pies, not another teen movies, van wilder etc. You give him something like News from Lake Wobegon and he'll bang on his computer like Homer Simpson STUPID TV BE MORE FUNNY.

 

[Brother Wind]

I saw a comment on of the detractor videos and it sums up Dave pretty well: his idea for what's funny comes from that period of time in the 90's and 2000's when you saw the resurgence of the raunchy dirty teen college sex romps, your american pies, not another teen movies, van wilder etc. You give him something like News from Lake Wobegon and he'll bang on his computer like Homer Simpson STUPID TV BE MORE FUNNY.

God could you imagine Phil ever having a sensible chuckle?

 

[Lord_Point]

I saw a comment on of the detractor videos and it sums up Dave pretty well: his idea for what's funny comes from that period of time in the 90's and 2000's when you saw the resurgence of the raunchy dirty teen college sex romps, your american pies, not another teen movies, van wilder etc. You give him something like News from Lake Wobegon and he'll bang on his computer like Homer Simpson STUPID TV BE MORE FUNNY.

I know someone who still quotes Borat. Its a little annoying but it usually fits the tone of the conversation and isnt out of place other than being dated.

I know a streamer who loves talking about poop. When he is mad he will tell you to eat poop out of his asshole, when he is happy he will sing a song about poop, when he is confused he will ask if the object of his confusion is poop, when he is feeling smug he will insist other people want nintendo to shit in their mouths. The last one is accompanied by him pantomiming being pooped on and eating the poop.

These two things are not the same.

 

[Comma]

The busiest thread on DPS's forums is now reading like a literal Kiwi Farms thread. These are long-time fans, mind you, who have been unironically defending him for over a decade. Looks like his recent bullshittery with the TOTK playthrough really was the straw that broke the camel's back.

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