Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

We've already had the first leaks from the Catboy Ranch.
There appears to be someone called "BabyPlayer" on the Discord with a PFP of what appears to be a baby.
[Ghost Archive]
The only thing that casts a tiny bit of doubt on this is the fact the leaker on Twitter lists "shenanigans" in their bio, Babyplayer is logged in on mobile and these screenshots are taken on a phone (top right battery indicator). So it could just be ParkingTigers trolling. That being said everything else seems legit, 'Bring Me the hoe-rizon' is LivinInJeopardy one of Keffals mods.

I thought maybe Catboy Wranglers were the $200 a month patreon tier but it seems they're just mods, hence wranglers.
Trying to insert some sort of sense into these Discord roles is too confusing for me, what the fuck is a Dogboy? Caged Catboy?

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

I honestly just think this is Keffals trying to make himself a target again. He's bleeding relevancy, and he wants the Farms to go after him again. He was only ever a useful idiot for people like Dong-Gone who propped him up as a martyr and told him everything he had to say and do, and he wants those days back. He's spent the last month purposefully trying to start drama with people like Leafy, Sneako, and Augie, only for it to go nowhere.

That and he could use another $100,000 CAD for dark web meth-cocaine.

He certainly is. During the whole dropkiwifarms thing Lucas was the talk of the internet. He had lamestream journos and tweeter lefties fawning over him.

Then he outlived his usefulness and everyone was reminded what a fucking retard he is. Now he is chasing that high and the only way he knows how to is make a bigger ass out of himself.

 

[Clancee]

Trying to insert some sort of sense into these Discord roles is too confusing for me, what the fuck is a Dogboy? Caged Catboy?

Stupid/confusing names for Discord roles are pretty much par for the course with that platform. Maybe Caged Catboys are the ones who already own a collar.

Don't think about it too hard, who can understand the machinations of the mind of a bunch of troons?

 

[PaladinBoo]

What is happening to Lucas is the perfect karma for one such as him. Here this fame hungry, balding, fat, dickless faggot tried everything in his power to take this site down and get fame from it. Here he was being astroturfed by the likes of rags like CNN and the Washington Post to be the face of a movement to take down gender critical sites like Kiwi Farms and Ovarit who dare question the elites pet project which is the trans movement. Then when they realized that Lucas is a degenerate retard who preys on vulnerable children and that having him be the face of their movement will be bad optics did the powers that be decide to drop Luke the Puke like a bad habit. Now here is the Mighty Ratio Queen Clara, desperate for a crumb of fame, is the most blocked person on the leftist hug box that is Blue Sky (showing that his own camp despises him), is getting buck broken daily by Leafy, can't do his ratio's anymore, is getting cucked in his relationships. But worst of all is that this site is still up.
Couldn't have happen to a more pathetic person.

 

[Heckler1]

Ol'Keffals still doesn't get it. He will never again rise to the heights of relevancy he was at before. He wasted all his limelight, squandered his pitybux, and lost all his friends. It is as they say, hell is truly something we create for ourselves.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Tipster is starting to just be sad at this point, he's actively in chat for the entire duration of every stream Keffals has been doing on the Fridays which is sometimes 3-5 hours.
Not to mention he's donated at least 30 T1 subscriptions in the past month which means with Keffals 260 Subscriptions on Twitch that he accounts for more than 10% of Keff's Twitch income.

Jesus Christ. What is wrong with this man? Isn't he supposed to have a wife or girlfriend? Why is he so down bad for the axe wound that he publicly posts stuff like this? If I ever come close to this level of faggotry, I would ask people to kill me by firing squad.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

But once freed of the transphobic body the gendered soul will be able to...

If he reincarnated he'd come back as cat piss.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What is happening to Lucas is the perfect karma for one such as him. Here this fame hungry, balding, fat, dickless faggot tried everything in his power to take this site down and get fame from it. Here he was being astroturfed by the likes of rags like CNN and the Washington Post to be the face of a movement to take down gender critical sites like Kiwi Farms and Ovarit who dare question the elites pet project which is the trans movement. Then when they realized that Lucas is a degenerate retard who preys on vulnerable children and that having him be the face of their movement will be bad optics did the powers that be decide to drop Luke the Puke like a bad habit. Now here is the Mighty Ratio Queen Clara, desperate for a crumb of fame, is the most blocked person on the leftist hug box that is Blue Sky (showing that his own camp despises him), is getting buck broken daily by Leafy, can't do his ratio's anymore, is getting cucked in his relationships. But worst of all is that this site is still up.
Couldn't have happen to a more pathetic person.

I see somebody doesn't know how to speedrun-ratio transphobes. All part of the plan, just like suing the cops in Canada on behalf of all trans people and then fleeing the country after leaving a meaningless complaint with a meaningless kangaroo court. Nobody ever sees Keffals' real moves coming.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Maybe since Facebook is releasing Threads he'll go there to start the same shit. If he does it'll make it even easier to dox him given how much information they gather on you on their Threads app.

 

[D_Tractor]

I have no idea why Keemstar just posted this on twitter or what the context is but Keffals is mentioned and the laughter is extremely contagious.

https://twitter.com/KEEMSTAR/status/1676085855683850241

 

[Super-Chevy454]

I honestly just think this is Keffals trying to make himself a target again. He's bleeding relevancy, and he wants the Farms to go after him again. He was only ever a useful idiot for people like Dong-Gone who propped him up as a martyr and told him everything he had to say and do, and he wants those days back. He's spent the last month purposefully trying to start drama with people like Leafy, Sneako, and Augie, only for it to go nowhere.

And too stupid to realize then Dong-Gone used him like a puppet as well. At this rate, we could wonder if he'll go as far as Audrey Hale to stay relevant?

 

[Strangolapreti]

And too stupid to realize then Dong-Gone used him like a puppet as well. At this rate, we could wonder if he'll go as far as Audrey Hale to stay relevant?

I don't think, not enough testosterone.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

And too stupid to realize then Dong-Gone used him like a puppet as well. At this rate, we could wonder if he'll go as far as Audrey Hale to stay relevant?

I don’t think they make body armour for hunchbacks.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Maybe since Facebook is releasing Threads he'll go there to start the same shit. If he does it'll make it even easier to dox him given how much information they gather on you on their Threads app.

I can definitely see him going there, especially if Threads is less shit and gains him more of an audience than Bluescat.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He certainly is. During the whole dropkiwifarms thing Lucas was the talk of the internet. He had lamestream journos and tweeter lefties fawning over him.

Then he outlived his usefulness and everyone was reminded what a fucking retard he is. Now he is chasing that high and the only way he knows how to is make a bigger ass out of himself.

This whole public announcement of the groomer ranch discord return is bait.
He's fucking transparent.
He wants people to go after him.
He's an attention whore.
I'm still half convinced he SWATed himself.

 

[Strangolapreti]

This whole public announcement of the groomer ranch discord return is bait.
He's fucking transparent.
He wants people to go after him.
He's an attention whore.
I'm still half convinced he SWATed himself.

At this point, I think that he lacks the braincell to come out with the plan of swatting himself and blame the farms for attention.
I'd rather believe that zhen fong jones swatted cuckas in the name of doxbin, then suggested him to blame Sneed.today for it.

 

[He Found Captain Winky]

At this point, I think that he lacks the braincell to come out with the plan of swatting himself and blame the farms for attention.
I'd rather believe that zhen fong jones swatted cuckas in the name of doxbin, then suggested him to blame Sneed.today for it.

The Uber eats story was definitely all Lucas. Like why the fuck would someone send fatass all that Taco Bell.

 

[Baraadmirer]

The Uber eats story was definitely all Lucas. Like why the fuck would someone send fatass all that Taco Bell.

Yeah, if trolls really did send Keffals something through Uber Eats, it'd be something that would be turned away immediately, like a healthy fruit and veggie plate.

 

[Procrastinhater]

I'd rather believe that zhen fong jones swatted cuckas in the name of doxbin, then suggested him to blame Sneed.today for it.

Yeah I agree Lucas is too fucking dumb to come up with the idea on his own, it would not surprise me if it was a scheme Dong Gone and the other troons in his DKF circle came up with together and used Lucas as a dumb fucking puppet.
That whole thing stank of coordination and plotting behind the scenes, the way Lucas had a Press Pack ready to go, and fucking media ready to roll with interviews, Bradley Manning was a fucking spook ffs, it stank like a glownigger op from the beginning, and that whore Taylor Lorenz and the Carabello guy were right in on it from the start.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Alright time for a Lucas content drop:

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First we have some new content from Lucas's Twitter:

He has converted his profile to a glownigger themed one:

Glowniggler Profile Pic:


Lucas posts a joke about that cuck guy Ricky Berwick made fun of:


Lucas claiming Leafy having issues on Rumble = trangender victory, again nothing suprising, this retard will take any shot at Leafy that he can because he's still butthurt about that reverse ratio.


Lucas dropped a new video, here's some posts announcing the video and promoting his second channel or some shit (later in this post I'll discuss it/provide a local archive):



Retweets from Keffals orbiters Nattie Forsyth and Tipster shilling Lukey boy's new video:


Lucas doing some tweets where he LARPs as a glownigger:

9/11 video from Tweet:

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Lucas also dropped a new video where he talks about "Sneako Clone" Pancho being an antisemite and a transphobe because he told people to look up who invented transgenderism. He also talks about Leafy, AugieRFC, Turkey Tom and then talks about Magnus Hirschfeld and the Nazi persecution of gays and Jews. He also mentions Null's funny rant that he did on MATI when he talks about the origins of TTD. He's still boring as ever but Jesus Fucking Christ, this video is twice as long as the previous two. What the actual fuck Lucas? You're already a drag to listen to at 15 minutes, but you decide to fucking make a video that's twice as long? Lucas is way too fucking boring and unengaging for 32 minutes. He should stick to 15 minutes and under. He once again is ripping off SunnyV2 more in this video, but the part in the video where he has Minecraft gameplay that resembles CSGO surfing reminded me of Leafy. I can't believe I'm saying this but he should get back to streaming. He is so fucking boring in these videos that it is hard to find any good laughs or ironic enjoyment. At least his streams have some amusing shit like fake crying and what not.

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