🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Lidl Drip]

Faith baked cupcakes for Ralph in hopes of celebrating a wholesome birthday party with him and Xander two months late? God what a dumb bitch. She will never learn.

Ofc Ralph is a deadbeat loser yadda yadda, nothing new. Nobody ever believed he cared for Xander in the slightest.

 

[Cringestorian X]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS

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"i could go back to the US for muh families, but fuck em"

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[Blue Miaplacidus]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS
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"i could go back to the US for muh families, but fuck em"
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He's retarded, if you're a jobless loser who's never been employed and have survived entirely off of your dying mother and the charity of others than yes Mexico is great if you're poor white trash. If you actually have a profession or career, good luck in Mexico.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

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He's retarded, if you're a jobless loser who's never been employed and have survived entirely off of your dying mother and the charity of others than yes Mexico is great if you're poor white trash. If you actually have a profession or career, good luck in Mexico.

Ralph's standards are sewer level. When you've been dumb white trash your whole life eating cheap fast food in the third world seems like winning. Retarded people think the local city playground is the best place on earth, so it's no surprise Ralph thinks Mexico is the best. I'm sure he's going swimming everyday in the 100 degree heat, not sitting alone in his one dark room with AC. Ralph is definitely driving to hit the beach everyday, if you weren't aware, Mexicans are also big fans of quad tits and knee knocking gunts. He loves putting on shirtless displays on the sandy beaches. Truly Ralphamale country.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS
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That's a lie, he would hit anything that made a move on his maggot infested gunt.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

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That picture is just sad, he is by himself taking pictures of strangers and trying to convince the world that that is by choice, he has no friends, no family, no partner, nothing, but the fact that he's wasting money to be at some Mexican hotel (?) taking pictures of other people enjoying themselves should make you jealous.
It's all just so pathetic.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

"i could go back to the US for muh families, but fuck em"

Mexico's the best place for him... or really any place where farm animals can be commonly seen mingling with the local populace.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS
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Yew could never spen ya days in the shallow eynd of a public swimming poo-l aylawgz

 

[Fausto]

Where did the sudden tranny bashing come from?
Ralph was sucking Keffal's non existent dick just a while ago and now he suddenly finds it a weird coomer fetish?

 

[Path Wanderer]

That picture is just sad, he is by himself

Wrong again, A-Lawg. His loyal friend is here to correct the Sector Record

Spoiler: “Notice me Ralphamales”

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[Um...]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS
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Ah yes, Mexico in July. Temperature in the high nineties and humidity >70% every day, plus blazing hot sun that close to the equator. This gelatinous blob is not out on the beach living it up and that’s most definitely not “paradise.” His pasty ass wouldn’t last 5 minutes on a beach.

 

[FamicomGorby]

So Ralph is tryin to get ahead of Vicker's son serving him outside the visitation center by basically just saying "AREEST HEEM" and bitchin to em.

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Also what the fuck is that last tweet?

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Also what the fuck is that last tweet?

Liquor.

 

[SargonF00t]

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He's retarded, if you're a jobless loser who's never been employed and have survived entirely off of your dying mother and the charity of others than yes Mexico is great if you're poor white trash. If you actually have a profession or career, good luck in Mexico.

Note only that, but most people have to live close to where they work.

What is a middle class white collar worker supposed to do in Mexico for work?

 

[Near]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS
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"i could go back to the US for muh families, but fuck em"
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This should be a solid confirmation to May that nothing fucking changed or will change if she comes back to him.
That being said, I still believe she's an idiot and will do it out of spite.

 

[Soup Enjoyer]

Ralph comes across as though he's on something because his speech is slurring and he seems lethargic. Xanax could be the cause, but I'm also inclined to think he could be still using cannabis and justifying it that "it doesn't count" if he takes edibles but doesn't smoke it. Is he still taking Ambien for his sleep?

Could also be his synapses being completely fried from the benzo+alcohol combo, maybe a mini-stroke? At this point watever is left in that head is definitely affected by years of abuse. I don't doubt he still uses something but a little bit of permanent damage seems plausible.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

So Ralph is tryin to get ahead of Vicker's son serving him outside the visitation center by basically just saying "AREEST HEEM" and bitchin to em.

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Also what the fuck is that last tweet?

To be fair, Ralph had every reason to be afraid of violence. If he gets served too hard, he might get a paper cut.

 

[Elmo]

Could also be his synapses being completely fried from the benzo+alcohol combo, maybe a mini-stroke? At this point watever is left in that head is definitely affected by years of abuse. I don't doubt he still uses something but a little bit of permanent damage seems plausible.

I agree, he's retarded.

 

[A Log in D Tractor 2]

So Ralph is tryin to get ahead of Vicker's son serving him outside the visitation center by basically just saying "AREEST HEEM" and bitchin to em.

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Also what the fuck is that last tweet?

So faggy really has become the new gator. I wonder if he even makes $200 a month as Ralph's therapist.

 

[GreaterHacaryguaspear]

YEW HEAR THAT AMANDUH
YEW HEAR THAT FAITH VICKERS
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"i could go back to the US for muh families, but fuck em"
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Yeah, because the war in Sinaloa, Tamaulipas and Baja California between Mexican Cartels doesn't Exists. Man Ethan Ralph is so disconnect of the rest of Mexico, thinking all the country is the Hotels and tourist zones. Miracle he wasn't abducted by a Cartel as Los Zetas or Los Caballeros Templarios.