The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch / @TenaciousRanch / Steampunk Penny / Penellope Logue / Phillip Matthew Logue - Don't cry because it ended, laugh because it's still getting worse.

[stupid frog]

There’s about 4 left out of 300, things are going well.

Don't forget the indoor animals.

Kevin and Jen.

 

[Attractive Sexhaver]

Basically a low-rent less interesting trans version of Kindness.

Tranch era Kindness' only card she had to play was the fact that she had an actual pussy and was willing to throw it at the person most likely to be able to help her in that moment. A trans version of Kindness is like an AIDS blood only version of Charlie Sheen

 

[Crex Crex]

So is Black Hammer still around or did Gazi's shit run it into the ground? This would be the perfect opertunity for Hammer City 2.0.

I'd love to see a Tranch x Hammer City crossover, honestly.

 

[Drama Fan]

So is Black Hammer still around or did Gazi's shit run it into the ground? This would be the perfect opertunity for Hammer City 2.0.

They barely even update their blog since Gazi got gotten. It's not looking good for the Hammer Bros.
Sad to think of the crossover that could have been.

 

[Fornicario]

They barely even update their blog since Gazi got gotten. It's not looking good for the Hammer Bros.
Sad to think of the crossover that could have been.

I think the current contraction in the grift market has done wonders for these "communes" where the only common activity is donation farming.

 

[Temperance]

Some Bonnie tweets:

Made a joke about squatters' rights. Also tagged @transcucumber (aka Neck) for some reason... still looking to rope in former Tranchers as allies, I guess?

Retweeted this complaint about the lack of availability of wheelchair-accessible apartments. Pretty brazen when you think about it. There aren't enough of these apartments for legitimately disabled people, and yet Bonnie/Kindness apparently want one strictly for Munchie reasons.

Bonnie views gun ownership "so differently" now that he left the Tranch.


This is good. [Archive] Bonnie once again confirms the existence of alpaca mass graves at the Tranch. He's also claiming to be Native American or Peruvian again (which he gets called out on later). Notice the dates as well - it seems Bonnie occasionally name searches the Tranch and replies to old threads.

I buried a bunch on that property. It saddened me greatly to clean up for white people mistreating my people's animal

Someone made a new sock account named "Fuckyou" to respond to the above.

So your argument is a bunch of money went missing when you were the CFO, and a bunch of animals were abused when your dog murdering husband @Sky_Is_A_Void (who you have accused of rape half a dozen times) was ranch manager? And you got fired for elder abuse? Wow you sound white.

That's all you can do? You made me move 900 miles to me your little girl sub, then you almost rape me before demanding I either have sex with you or be homeless.

I wonder which Tranch guest or resident this person is... that's some juicy gossip. Bonnie responds to this person, but only to the first tweet. Very interesting that he had nothing to say about the second tweet.

The money didn't go missing it was miss appropriately used by the entire ranch that had access to the account. CFO implies a paid position. I was never paid while in the cult.
Sky did a great job with the information they had available. I never accused them of rape...

Sky had made mistakes and has hurt me. The event in question has repeatedly been started to be a private matter between us
Murder implies intent, they would say worst be accused of dog slaughter, but an accident is an accident
Stop being racist to me

The freak Mx. Dharma (who I went over here) chimed in as well. He calls Bonnie white but amusingly still uses she/her pronouns to refer to Bonnie.

Pretty silly since Bonnie is clearly some kind of Hispanic. I don't buy his claims about being Native American (he used to claim a specific tribe but didn't seem to know anything about them), but he likely has some Indigenous blood regardless. Meanwhile, he will certainly never be a woman.

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Speaking of Mx. Dharma, he still occasionally shills for the Tranchers.

You hear that, Kiwis? The Tranch animals are in good health! There's been no abuse!
And yeah, apparently one of the few remaining alpacas just gave birth a couple weeks ago...

I'm pretty surprised since I never noticed one of the alpacas being pregnant, despite watching so many Patreon videos. Makes me wonder if the Tranchers even knew themselves...? Maybe this was one final "surprise pregnancy" thanks to Pepe the Vicuna at the old Tranch. This should hopefully be the last one, since I believe the Tranchers only brought female alpacas with them to Penny's family home.

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Small update from Shiteater Jen. He's still working on his RPG Maker game, apparently 750+ hours into it. Judge for yourselves:

 

[AnOminous]

This is good. [Archive] Bonnie once again confirms the existence of alpaca mass graves at the Tranch. He's also claiming to be Native American or Peruvian again (which he gets called out on later). Notice the dates as well - it seems Bonnie occasionally name searches the Tranch and replies to old threads.

If he owned the property and literally knew they were killing alpacas through neglect, because he was LITERALLY ILLEGALLY BURYING THE FUCKING BODIES TO COVER IT UP, he's admitting to a crime, albeit one rarely prosecuted.

 

[Temperance]

Patreon videos:

Spoiler: Boring as always

Here's Penny and Jen chasing the new baby:

Oh, and it's confirmed... they didn't know the alpaca was pregnant.

Alpacas have a gestation time of 11-12 months, btw. This basically means the Tranchers are very inattentive and never do any medical checkups for their animals. They're down to just a handful of animals and yet they still can't be bothered to take proper care of them.

I counted again in these new videos, and (with the baby) there are 7 alpacas plus 1 sheep and 3 goats. So yeah, the Tranchers definitely gave away around half of their animals maybe a month ago. Mostly goats.
The eleven animals remaining:

Just the alpacas:

Just the goats + sheep:


Oh, check out this sweet shear job:

 

[glass_houses]

I'd wonder if that ewe got flystruck, something that happens even in healthy, well tended mobs, but this is the Tranch we're talking about. Who knows.

 

[Oxyjen]

I'd wonder if that ewe got flystruck, something that happens even in healthy, well tended mobs, but this is the Tranch we're talking about.

That looks to me like the fleece coming off by itself because it wasn’t shorn.
They’ve had 90+ temperatures in the last week or two.

I think they’ll end up keeping a dozen or so favourites so that they can post a few final “happy ever after” pics with a crowd of pacas. I think Penny and pets might keep their heads down for a long time after the move though, or for good.

Mostly on-target prediction from January

 

[glass_houses]

That looks to me like the fleece coming off by itself because it wasn’t shorn.
They’ve had 90+ temperatures in the last week or two.

Is that a breed that can shed, though? It's weird that she's lost hair on the top of her neck and not her flanks, which she could rub against the fence to pull the loose fur out.

 

[Slur.EXE]

TTD.
Even if this is proper handling(X) they chased the poor baby paca into a corner .

 

[The Hoh Rainforest]

That sheep should have been sheared a month ago.
The baby alpaca video has the vibes of the first minute of a much longer video that would be found in one of the nastier Animal Control threads.

 

[Godchu]

Looks like that second field is already well on its way to becoming a moonscape.

I don't get it though, why are they letting them graze now all of a sudden? Have they run out of feed or something? I understand their natural need to graze, but this just strikes me as a little odd.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd wonder if that ewe got flystruck, something that happens even in healthy, well tended mobs, but this is the Tranch we're talking about. Who knows.

If they did they'd have gone septic and died before any of these worthless troons even noticed something was wrong.

 

[Fornicario]

I see Tranch 0.2 is progressing well. This new camp "sanctuary" should be operating at full capacity soon. I wonder who will dig the pit this time, considering the labor pool is nonexistent.

 

[Slur.EXE]

TTD.
Even if this is proper handling(X) they chased the poor baby paca into a corner .

More tranny manhandling a new born trying to escape him into green grass.

Spoiler: Man Hands McPen

 

[Flamin Park]

Between the 'fuck me or be homeless' and the 'sounds white's remarks I'm guessing this is one of the black ftms

While a 'which troon is lying' competition is like 'would you rather fuck your mother or your father', I'm inclined to believe the ftm

Because a) we've seen where the ranch lies in relation to true and honest pussy with Paul

B) he keeps mentioning 'when I was a part of the cult' to deflect his own agency

C) plenty of other troons were largely useless grifters but only the ftms really got forced out


Taken together Occam's razor suggests Paul (and possibly sky) rolled up (with or sans firearms) and essentially said 'real nice vaginas you have there, be a shame if you got kicked off the ranch for being kulaks about them'

 

[Oxyjen]

Does seem like Pepe got to rape one last time.

 

[White Peach]

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I love how Lynda W. says “What do you mean it ended in alpaca mass graves? They gave them away. That’s what they said.”

Yeah, I just like when I was 10 my stepmom said my dog was taken to a farm because he didn’t get along with hers.

From what I understand giving away alpacas is like giving away used underwear.

It’s amazing the gullible will believe anything that makes them feel good.