Elliot is such a piece of waste and such a disgrace, he goes around trying to school people for simply enjoying noodles yet he probably doesn't even know how to cook Chinese food in a proper wok. He looks so weak, he probably can't even operate a Chinese chef's knife. He tries to be a spokesman for all types of Asians yet he can't even speak his mother tongue and he acts like an entitled undisciplined brat.
Elliot, you might be racially some Han mutt but
you're not one of us. Shut your fag mouth.
Yeah, troons like you are a taboo, so what. Want to know what's also a taboo? Being a rapist.
This rubbish makes me so mad.
Elliot, your parents birthed a son thinking he will follow the footsteps of his father to become a reputable lawyer, or perhaps achieve something in life, such as becoming a doctor or an engineer. Or even something humble, like a store manager or a public servant.
While your peers were busy doing their science homework, you were fantasising about being in a dress as you peep at the girls.
While your peers were busy with integration by parts, you were considering to part with your genitalia.
While your peers were carefully weighing out chemicals for the centrifuge, you spun up troonshine in secrecy.
While your peers were busy doing group assignments, you chopped your penis off and had to reassign your student ID.
While your peers were researching topics for their thesis project, you were seething on Twitter because someone is allowed to call you a guy.
While your peers were celebrating their graduations with their families and friends, you got disowned by your parents for being a palace eunuch.
Your peers might have joined the workforce with average jobs, but they are contributing to society and living their lives to the fullest.
You raped someone.
You might have achieved far more financially compared to your peers, but you're a malding, bald, blind and ugly mockery of a Chinaman stereotype from old Disney films. You look hideous. You're sicker than the sickest man of the East.
Now, your peers have families.
You?
You have no penis, you cannot have children. You are a man, you have no womb, you cannot get pregnant. You are a brickfaced tyrant who acts like the fascists you accuse others of being, and you will never be a woman.
Your parents hate you, you peers see you as a cautionary tale for their children.
You are not allowed near your peer's children because you are a pervert.
You succeeded financially, but you are dependent on drugs, balding, eyesight dwindling, you have no family, no one actually likes you.
Your country hates you.
You are disgrace to your race.
Fong's genetic lineage ends with you.
While your peers' parents are now happy grandparents playing with grandchildren, baking and cooking, going on camping trips or showing them around the workshop, you have nothing. Your parents have nothing. They will never be grandparents because their son chose to cut his penis off. They don't even have children, once the inevitable comes and they are on the sickbed as Grim Reaper delivers the ultimate checkmate, they would see a gloomy vision of their son. They Will Die Alone.
When your name is brought up, your parents feel tremendous shame and regret.
You did this to them. Did they deserve it? Your parents were Generation 1 immigrants, likely piss poor with nothing. I know because you're their only child, Elliot.
They turned nothing into something, you turned your penis into a gaping bloody stink wound. This is how you repaid their love. Deep down, they still love you, but you are a vindictive autogynephile with asphyxiaphila. You will understand their love when you have children... oh wait.
Want to know what's more broke than your family tree? Your
feeble attempts to take us down penis.
You were employed by Google, but you're still a dude.
If I were you, I'd kill myself in shame. At least give your parents the chance to purchase a slab of marble and etch your neconym in.
tl;dr Elliot kys plz asap