Keffals / Clara Sorrenti / Lucas John Roberts / Queen Clara the Fart Dominatrix / SorrentiThott - Twitter / Twitch slacktivist. Obsessed with being famous. Operator of the Catboy Ranch. Canadian T-Girl porn star and independent Fart Fetish / Findom Dominatrix. Personally sponsored sending Chinese HRT from Brazil to children without parental consent.

[Punished Neco]

We joked that Keffals was streaming at the same timeslot and the same day as MATI, it was mostly a joke.
Keffals streamed yesterday, Tuesday... and last week on Tuesday.
I'm seeing a pattern starting to form.

I didn't watch much of the stream, July 4th after all.
Keffals said they've fallen off and "the most deranged people on the Internet no longer care about me", which is true, it's almost as if Keffals intentionally poked the beehive in order to prompt a reaction last year.

On the stream Keffals talked about how they've been once again featured in a video accusing them of being racist, plans on responding but not on livestream.

98,000 views, featured in the thumbnail.
A certain clip about infiltrating tenderqueer twitter was in the video, it's only a short segment on Keffals though.

Edit: Just got to point out, this Foreign Man guy has the bigger tooth gap I've ever seen, it puts Anthony Reed's to shame.

 

[Godmode]

I've got one for him.

"The tranny is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a degenerate, pervert, grifter, troon, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a child groomer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: 'I’ve been found out.'"

The tranny cries out in pain as he DDOS's you.

 

[Markass the Worst]

On the stream Keffals talked about how they've been once again featured in a video accusing them of being racist, plans on responding but not on livestream.
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98,000 views, featured in the thumbnail.
A certain clip about infiltrating tenderqueer twitter was in the video, it's only a short segment on Keffals though.

Edit: Just got to point out, this Foreign Man guy has the bigger tooth gap I've ever seen, it puts Anthony Reed's to shame.

Spoiler: archive of video

(Invidious archive)
I recognize this Foreign Man guy because he collaborated with lolcow Not Just Bikes on a video about The Bahamas. Speaking of which, NJB used to promote Keffals by talking about how "she" got "swatted" by "Fake London" Police Services. I'm not going to watch the video, but I wonder what Foreign thinks of NJB now...

 

[Balr0g]

Krogan are like Lucas because they cant reproduce.

Not to burst your bubble here but Krogan can reproduce. just not that fast as before. Sorry for derailing

And in all honesty what is so interesting about Lucas except his glory hounding? congrats you are like most lolcows. I wonder how last year would have went if we had not risen to Lucas provocation. Probably the same with no dong in the background.

 

[Bioniclelover]

I He prefaces this crap with a John Paul Satre quote about antisemitism. It's around the 27 minute mark. The sheer fucking delusion of this eunuch. One might say he really dropped the ball, but he actually chopped his off.

Well, Sartre was a cretin so it kind of makes sense that keffals is trying to draw inspiration from him. Goerge Orwell even wrote a letter reviewing his book about antisemitism and said it was rubbish.

 

[Kees H]

Why does the Potato Nigger have a room full of stolen roadsigns?

I'd guess he couldn't grift any money for himself because EFNO has a even smaller audience on Twitch than Lucas has right now, so he just grifts from the state by stealing all those signs as any grifting tranny does to decorate the basement he lives in.

I doubt most of you will watch his latest video, and I don't blame you, but Lucas has this cope delusional take where he claims that Pancho "had to force himself to misgender me because he sees me as a woman" and that this also applies to Leafy. He explains it as they see him as a true and honest women but they have to use male pronouns because of their Nazi ideology. He prefaces this crap with a John Paul Satre quote about antisemitism. It's around the 27 minute mark. The sheer fucking delusion of this eunuch. One might say he really dropped the ball, but he actually chopped his off.

The fuck, the first thing your brain goes to when you see Lucas is "This is a male trying to LARP as a female". First time I saw him I clocked him as a guy in the first second. The delusion these trannies go through to think they "pass".

 

[bojackruss]

Lucas you probably spent 100k on crack

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

Lucas you probably spent 100k on crack
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Still butthurt about Nick asking Lucas "how could you buy meth off the dark web but not find Kiwi Farms?" I see. Talk about getting your amhole canal in a twist. Anytime someone one ups or triggers Lucas, he takes constant jabs at them on Twitter. Such predictable behavior.

 

[Clancee]

Lucas you probably spent 100k on crack
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That's so sad. Is he expecting to magically become relevant by white knighting a cuck? I thought Ian would kiss the tranny's ass, not the other way around.

 

[Markass the Worst]

That's so sad. Is he expecting to magically become relevant by white knighting a cuck? I thought Ian would kiss the tranny's ass, not the other way around.

They're both pathetic losers fallen out of relevancy of course they're kissing each others asses.

 

[JamesWebbSlinger]

Lucas you probably spent 100k on crack
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Lucas could not be bothered to double-check how long Idubbz was streaming to appear so tired & disheveled. Only off by 15 hours. & that is a bit of pot calling the kettle black, there, Lucas. Who is the one that "sits on his fat fucking ass all day judging other people while contributing nothing to society", again?

(Archive)

Lucas is, now, fighting the good fight against right-wing transphobes like...Ana Kasparian. How the in the world did Ana "I'm better than you!" Kasparian come to be the more even-keeled leftist, in this day & age? Has the troonshine truly wrought such a toll on that end of the political spectrum?

(Archive)

Also, Lucas updated the Twitter profile that he was going to leave, anyway, for the much better Bluesky. Though this could be the social media person he farmed it out to, in order to avoid being "triggered".

(Archive)

 

[Kees H]

Also, Lucas updated the Twitter profile that he was going to leave, anyway, for the much better Bluesky. Though this could be the social media person he farmed it out to, in order to avoid being "triggered".

If this niggerfaggot got someone else to run his Twitter account I am the president of the United States.

Just look at those tweets, you know a high or drunk Keffals made those. It's the same as The Quartering claiming a long time ago to have hired someone to run his Twitter and then forgetting he told people that.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

If this niggerfaggot got someone else to run his Twitter account I am the president of the United States.

Just look at those tweets, you know a high or drunk Keffals made those. It's the same as The Quartering claiming a long time ago to have hired someone to run his Twitter and then forgetting he told people that.

I felt that Lucas would just say he hired someone to manage his Twitter in an attempt to make himself look more professional to his audience. First of all, "hiring" implies paying someone, and considering one of his mods, IsabelleJPEG, had to e-beg to pay for troon surgery instead of getting paid enough by Lucas to cover it, I can't see him paying someone to do his social media. I also feel that the fact that Lucas has access to his mom's social media, when the Farms first dug up old photos of him, gives me the impression that he is a control freak. This is on top of how keen he is on echo chambers and destroying all dissent against him. Each of his recent tweets, especially the shitty jokes felt like something he would type up.

Also, @Kees H, anything from Lucas's Bluescat account?

 

[Punished Neco]

That's so sad. Is he expecting to magically become relevant by white knighting a cuck? I thought Ian would kiss the tranny's ass, not the other way around.

I think it was mentioned in Anisa's thread, she was actively following the DropKiwiFarms campaign and was keeping her husband up to date on it as it was happening. Mostly due to Anisa also having a thread on the farms.
That's where the support comes from, not Anisa's husband.

I'd guess he couldn't grift any money for himself because EFNO has a even smaller audience on Twitch than Lucas has right now

Actually EFNO has a ginger cat called Bilbo who has his own social media profile which has 121,000 followers which is 10k more followers than Keffals, They sell books as well including one recently which I believe sold rather well from what I saw, it included Bilbo's pawprint signature.
Also despite only having 9.2k followers on Twitch EFNO actually has more than 130 more Twitch subscribers than Keffals

Whatever way you cut it EFNO overperforms compared to Keffals, it's probably because EFNO actually seems to know how to do self promotion. No Patreon though.

 

[Kees H]

Also, @Kees H, anything from Lucas's Bluescat account?

Just a lot, a lot of autism and dumb shitposting. I was in the process of screenshotting it all, catching up from where I left off last time:


Reposts his own second Bluesky account. Gets great engagement.

Spoiler: Responses to dumb Catboy Ranch post

Yes, that's because your Twitter account is dead due to you fucking yourself over, Lucas.


2005 called, they want their meme back. Also, great to make jokes about grooming.


Some dumb nobody he reposted. Too lazy to screenshot the entire thread, it's all people like Lucas sperging out about how much Twitter sucks. If someone really wants to see it, I'll do it.


Some other dumb 2005 era meme about Bluesky being absolute and utter shite.


Something I wish I never read. I did, so you fuckers get to do so too. Also, Lucas, the correct terminology here is amhole.


This dumb post was most definitively not made while high or drunk, while having penis envy.


Super funny. 45 minutes after his previous post he most likely did another line of something and came up with this banger of a post.


Reposts complete cope from another Bluesky user about how fucking broken Bluesky is, and uses it to hate on Twitter some more. And yet, every user on Bluesky can't seem to leave Twitter for this piece of shit platform.


Yeah, it's rare Bluesky works without any issues as well. Although I think that's not what this faggot meant, that's my interpretation tho.


By mentioning it I think he misses the misgendering, deadnaming and the mentions of this turbofaggot doing porn.


Reposting more cope, this time about "nahtzees".


Funny, when he's Vaush he's happy to post this, but when he's at the top users blocked in 48 hours our nigga Lucas is completely silent about it.

Spoiler: Image in post

Yeah, Lucas. I think it's the other way around. If the normies get on this piece of shit site, you will get lots more "hate". He really thinks normies like this faggot.


Lucas wouldn't count Adderall as drugs, but they are drugs. He's officially admitting here not being clean. Knowing Keffals he's popping them like crazy and he's acting here like it's on accident.


Reposts some fugly niggler art.

Spoiler: Full image

Lucas reposts some dumb Matt Walsh "meme" referring that dumb game Lucas always plays and a faggot who says "Keffals is right at the internet". The only time Lucas was right on the internet was when he quit streaming for ~30 days.

Spoiler: Full image of gay meme

More dumb ass jokes about noodles. He's really out of original content.


No, you are the diddler Lucas. The underage kids diddler.


Lucas finally seems to get it. You will never be a woman, Lucas. "Trans women" is just a lie.


Lucas should really, REALLY take his own advice.

That's all for now.

 

[Strangolapreti]

I could really use a invire to catboy ranch, just so I can dm cuckas a massive "Non sarai mai italiano, piantala con questa merda dell'italianx, non piace a nessuno, non è divertente e non fà altro che far incazzare gl'italiani che la leggono, coglione."

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Well, Sartre was a cretin so it kind of makes sense that keffals is trying to draw inspiration from him. Goerge Orwell even wrote a letter reviewing his book about antisemitism and said it was rubbish.
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It's because it's a weird ass book with one good section, on bad faith that applies to more than anti-semites as you can see reading what I posted and replacing Jew with TERF or whatever, and then the rest of the book is Sartre talking about how the Jews need to abandon their stupid traditions and be forced into becoming French.

 

[Baraadmirer]

Some other dumb 2005 era meme about Bluesky being absolute and utter shite.

Maybe Keffals discovered being the potentially most blocked non-bot account on the site.

 

[Hal]

Lucas Roberts being funny challenge (impossible)

 

[Strangolapreti]

Lucas Roberts being funny challenge (impossible)

Step 1: get bald
Step 2: shut the stinkditch
Step 3: buy a rope