Kevin Gibes / Kathryn Gibes / TransSalamander / RageTreb / The Green Salamander - "Am hole:" The epitomized Twitter MtF you thought was just a myth! Donate to his Transformers toy fund today!

i agree that his smile and optimism seem to be gone. but you are optimistic about the other part. our little kev-kev here has zero self awareness and is borderline retarded, i legit think he would struggle to figure out how he would feel if he hypothetically didnt have breakfast this morning. he doesn't have the self awareness or intelligence to come to the realization that he screwed up getting the second amhole.

also i find it weird how he hasnt gotten a male to have sex with him. i could see this if he was trying for a true and honest lesbian, but with the amount of chasers and the trannies he can form a 'polycule' with, you'd think one of them would do the nasty with his amhole.

my only explanations would be: i guess the trannies are all either neutered themselves or are so hoped up on girl juice that they cant get hard.or the ones who can still get an erection dont find other trannies attractive (shocking, i know). as for the chasers, as we have discussed before on the farms, they tend to be into pre-ops and not so much the post-ops. even then, im sure there are some chasers out there who would be willing to give it a try. honestly surprised kev hasnt been able to find one of those in the tranny circles he travels in.


Even before the chop the main problem is even though kev has a low sex drive, he's not gay or bisexual
He doesn't like men sexually
He was at some furry con doing his usual 'slutty' posting and some furfag was like 'hey I'm there! We should bang!' and Kevin backslid quicker than Michael Jackson on meth

This dude was super keen and kev was like 'oh I'm halfway through my cartoon show' and the dude was like 'cool I'll come over we can watch it together' and the sheer discomfort was hilarious

Kev is a formerly straight eunuch and there is not a single piece of evidence of him ever having gay sex
 
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He 100% left a grease stain on that floor.
 
Allegedly, he had it with Mxtress, Bonnie, Wedginator, and Steb (specifically dick sucking him). It doesn't mean he 100% liked it or enjoyed it though.
okay in this one post i learned way more about kev's sex life than i ever wanted to know. i think it's time for me to take a long hiatus form the farms and reflect on my life. specifically what steps did i take in life which lead me down the path to reading a post about how many tranny cock's kev has sucked?
 
Allegedly, he had it with Mxtress, Bonnie, Wedginator, and Steb (specifically dick sucking him). It doesn't mean he 100% liked it or enjoyed it though.
Key word 'allegedly'

Kev can't buy a toy or get a haircut without posting pics and yet the only gay evidence we have is him being unenthusiastically pissed on, penny pouring wax on him unenthusiastically, and wedge touching his tongue to the stinkditch looking like he has a gun to his head

Especially when he could have sold this for cold hard cash to weird chasers
 
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If Kevin was getting fucked, he wouldn't shut up about it. Everyone knows he's afraid of anal sex, and he basically admitted since revision his old "vagina" was almost as useless as he is. I think he just sucks "girl" dick. Considering he admitted all the heckin' queero sex he was having was VIA TWITTER.

The only stuff after Grimace is photos of toys, but I wanted to post this one specifically. Because I can't tell if he's joking or serious (because I know how much shit he owns).

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Having telepathically controlled robotic arms fused to you is smarter than getting an amhole. Also Doctor Octopus has canonically had sex multiple times I'm pretty sure.
Well he had a wife who he adored in the Raimi Spider-Man movies. The insane mad scientist supervillain having a healthier sex life and views on women then Kev-Kev will never not be funny to me.
 
Given the expression on his face, I don't think he tried very hard. I seem to remember a picture of him approaching the amhole with his tongue like someone made him lick a spider at gunpoint.
If I recall, there was even a twitter convo days later where wedge complained of still being able to taste it.

Is there any real evidence that Kev has had sex with this woman he co habited with?

I have a personal theory that Kev is an insertive virgin.

As in he has never successfully stuck his pee pee in appropriate places such as vaginas or bottoms.
 
All I know is Kevryn complained about his ex not being kinky enough for him. Can you imagine that? Being with a guy that prefers to be a dead fish in bed, complaining that you're not sexually deviant enough for him?

Didn't she also supposedly have an abortion? I could be mixing up my cows on that one.
 
Having telepathically controlled robotic arms fused to you is smarter than getting an amhole. Also Doctor Octopus has canonically had sex multiple times I'm pretty sure.
Cannonically even a literal nerd like Peter parker has had more sex than Kevin has...though depending on which cannon there's a chance his radioactive cum got mj killed....still kess toxic than whatever juice Kevin's amholes make.
 
All I know is Kevryn complained about his ex not being kinky enough for him. Can you imagine that? Being with a guy that prefers to be a dead fish in bed, complaining that you're not sexually deviant enough for him?

Hearing Kevin complain that his ex was "not being kinky enough" when he's posted pictures of himself in diapers on twitter just tells me she's not batshit insane. I hope she's happily married to an accountant, working a steady job of her own, doing other things that well-adjusted adults do.
 
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