Ashley Isaacs / Hamtaro-chan - The Lich Queen

She must just feel ill like ALL the time. Her joints must ache, her immune system is all but nonexistent so she must have a near permanent cold which means her nose and throat are red raw. She's gonna have headaches from dehydration and her stomach and mouth are going to be full of ulcers. She's also probably got pressure sores on her non existent ass from her pelvis pushing on her skin rather than being cushioned by the fat/muscle deposits that are usually there. She'll stink because her teeth will be decaying and she'll be getting permanent reflux from her stomachs minimal contents. She's a medical horror story. I wish I could rate my own post horrifying because it's making me cringe to write.
 
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LazarusOwenhart said:
She must just feel ill like ALL the time. Her joints must ache, her immune system is all but nonexistent so she must have a near permanent cold which means her nose and throat are red raw. She's gonna have headaches from dehydration and her stomach and mouth are going to be full of ulcers. She's also probably got pressure sores on her non existent ass from her pelvis pushing on her skin rather than being cushioned by the fat/muscle deposits that are usually there. She'll stink because her teeth will be decaying and she'll be getting permanent reflux from her stomachs minimal contents. She's a medical horror story. I wish I could rate my own post horrifying because it's making me cringe to write.
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I wonder what level of permanent damage she's achieved. I doubt she'll ever look like she did before deciding to go all skeleton, but before the inevitable and irreversible problem of "death" takes over, could she start recovering at this rate if she checks into a hospital?
 
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Xarpho said:
I wonder what level of permanent damage she's achieved. I doubt she'll ever look like she did before deciding to go all skeleton, but before the inevitable and irreversible problem of "death" takes over, could she start recovering at this rate if she checks into a hospital?
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Nope at this point she's experiencing multi level organ failure and attempting to feed her would result in fatal shock. Even if she were hospitalized today she would still die eventually.
 
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Harakudoshi said:
The real question is, when is the sex tape gonna be released? We're all stoked for the first ever live skeleton shagging caught on film.
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I think the level of physical exertion require for sex would literally give her a heart attack. And there's no way she can naturally lubricate at this point.
 
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The lolcow.farms thread on her is way meaner than we are here.

A little taste.

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I wouldn't bet on it actually being Ashley but who knows? She does seem to pop into the thread from time to time but it's not like it isn't easy to fake.
 
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AnOminous said:
I wouldn't bet on it actually being Ashley but who knows? She does seem to pop into the thread from time to time but it's not like it isn't easy to fake.
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Ash's MO for popping up on lolcow seems to be: random exaggerated whiteknighting of herself and sage-ing the thread. She used to sage improperly which made her really easy to pick out, but she wised up.
 
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I try to withhold this sort of comment from most cows, but I think this one is going to die.

There comes a point where organ damage is irreparable
 
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Ash's MO for popping up on lolcow seems to be: random exaggerated whiteknighting of herself and sage-ing the thread. She used to sage improperly which made her really easy to pick out, but she wised up.
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That's why it's really easy and tempting to imitate and why I think most current appearances are probably bogus. Sort of like how Rika used to do the exact same thing.
 
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AnOminous said:
The lolcow.farms thread on her is way meaner than we are here.

A little taste.

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I wouldn't bet on it actually being Ashley but who knows? She does seem to pop into the thread from time to time but it's not like it isn't easy to fake.
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A lot of posters get called out as Ash in there these days, but the real ones can usually be sorted from the chaff after a bit of experience.

That thread has turned to handwringing which is the very reason some of us have gotten a bit harsh in response. Six months ago the dialogue was much better quality, and make no mistake, she fucking loved it that we talked about her there. Sadly, Ash has recently been demoted to 'snowflake' and I don't expect her to make it back to 'pt' status before she expires. Nor do I expect her to get her moxie back. I'm not even sure the site as a whole will survive the summer, but that's another story...
 
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