Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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JustStopDude said:
So first Patrick started a fight with a feminist literary agent and now he his broadcasting on twitter he is a strike breaking scab and proud of it.


This guy never wants to be published ever again.
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You have to be able to work in order to scab. Fat Rick couldn't land a writing gig if he dyed his hair purple and started using pronouns.
 
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July 23rd is the third anniversary of the death of Bernell Trammell. No one has ever been questioned about this Milwaukee mishap. Is Pig a patsy or the killer? Tune in to Inside Edition to find out!

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If it was anyone else, repeating the same shit over and over would probably get boring very quickly. But fatrick never disappoints, there's something almost endearing about his incessant crying. Like you just want to pinch his fat little cheeks and congratulate him for being a big boy author while you continue to crack jokes about him with your friends.
 
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Wodanaz said:
If it was anyone else, repeating the same shit over and over would probably get boring very quickly. But fatrick never disappoints, there's something almost endearing about his incessant crying. Like you just want to pinch his fat little cheeks and congratulate him for being a big boy author while you continue to crack jokes about him with your friends.
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For anybody else his life would literally be hell of their own making. There's a lesson in there.
 
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GamerGateSurvivor said:
Fat Rick looks like the kind of guy you'd find working late at night at Walmart because the company gets a tax break for hiring people like him.
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While I appreciate your notion, I gotta fawkin' disagree because Rick is a very special boy who quit retail during his first shift at Target, and I've never seen anybody rock that pig/fish/human chimera look with gay flair like Rick Robinson.
 
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Bill Evans 45 said:
That's not a silk shirt. It's 100% polyester on a fat man in summer. Imagine the smell...

Looking forward to the full Striesand effect. He's going to loose whatever is left of his gotdang mind.

Does Shatner do Cameo requests? Asking for a friend, obv.
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Shatner taking a Shat on Brianna Wu was one of my favorite crossovers of all time. If the stars aligned and he called Pat fat on Twitter... the schadenfreude might kill me.
 
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I did some due dilligence before coming back with this question...

I took June off from The Farms because I didn't want to engage with Pride in any way, and came back to catch up and post a few days after the NBC piece. I made a joke about the attention meaning that he'll be exposed to the world and the FBI as an asshole who SWATttttted himself and someone said I was sounding like him now, everyone knows he never did that.

So I checked out the Torswats thread and am confused - how does that info prove he hasn't SWATttted himself? And is it accurate? I skipped to the end of the comments to get a current vibe check and people were suggesting that there may have been some Singhian leaps of logic in that post.

I know it was my priviledge that allowed me not to follow the news and that it's not your job to spend your emotional capital to educate me, but help a Brothaman out, I'm confused and don't have an angle on a Haiku about this.
 
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Rick's Beef Wellington said:
So I checked out the Torswats thread and am confused - how does that info prove he hasn't SWATttted himself?
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It doesn't. Not necessarily. It just means that somewhere along the way, a third party decided to insert themselves into internet drama to stir shit up.

I still think Pat was somehow involved at one point, since they found his Telegram and cyrpto trading accounts, which require customer ID. The best case against Pat swatting himself is that he's too stupid to do that kind of thing without getting caught.
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but help a Brothaman out
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Well, we know it's neither us nor you guys. Both our forums have unanimously denounced the swattings as unfunny and gay.
 
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