Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 15.4%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 6 1.5%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 101 25.1%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 72 17.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 162 40.2%

  • Total voters
    403
- Dax talked about getting Nick on No Jumper podcast with Adam22, but it nevere happened. This guy is married and they both do porn. It is the podcast where they talked about spitting in arrest in prison.
Now I know he's completely full of shit.

First it was The Whatever Podcast that wanted him soooooooo bad. Now it's No Jumper. HE IS WANTED BY NO ONE. With the amount of subs he's losing and the reputation he needs to rebuild, if he REALLY was asked by these podcasts to come on, he would say "Fuck you Kayla.... Gotta go make some money and fly to No Jumper. You and the nanny got this." In a heartbeat.

The reason he's not going is that he hasn't been asked. Not fooling me. All of a sudden now he's not doing Unbreaded. Interesting. Once again, tell me you read Kiwi without telling me you read Kiwi. Hi Nick. A little late for brunch on that one. The repeated saying of n*gger just about every night for the past year basically has you on the same level as Nick Fuentes for most people.

I once thought Nick could bring a lot to the table when it came to a podcast. Now all he can bring is sex toy reviews, degeneracy, dumb jokes that don't land, and deer in headlights looks when you bring up cucking.
 
Nick had a post show LOCALS stream in the hot tub:

- Nick's source for 'numbers being up' is a Twitter account (Stream Charts) that uses an API to pull data from Rumble. He claimed he has been in the top 10 for hours watched recently.

So he trusts Rumble's numbers. Also, hours are bot hard to get when you have 3 hour shoes.
You mean...this thing?!

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To me this is actually a bad look for rumble. Only about 3 are efficient streamers, the rest are just busy work streamers. Working more for less. If I were a potential content creator on rumble I'd probably be discouraged because it'd feel like the audience isn't all there? How do I describe it..."wait, that's it? this is the ceiling?"

Am I wrong for seeing it that way?
 
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First it was The Whatever Podcast that wanted him soooooooo bad. Now it's No Jumper. HE IS WANTED BY NO ONE.
I'm thinking this may be another one of Nick's social media pearls of wisdom. If you mention that big podcast wanting you on then they will either get you on or say it's not true and either way they are talking about you which is what Nick craves most of all.
 
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To me this is actually a bad look for rumble. Only about 3 are efficient streamers, the rest are just busy work streamers. Working more for less. If I were a potential content creator on rumble I'd probably be discouraged because it'd feel like the audience isn't all there? How do I describe it..."wait, that's it? this is the ceiling?"
Rumble is a refugee camp streaming site, and the quality of its tools and services reflect this. If this graph is correct, then he's effectively grifting alongside other salespeople of adult diapers with political messaging (Come and Take It!) and the odd cryptcoin.
 
I'm thinking this may be another one of Nick's social media pearls of wisdom. If you mention that big podcast wanting you on then they will either get you on or say it's not true and either way they are talking about you which is what Nick craves most of all.
Wait, didn't Drex shit on the whatever podcast on last night's stream?

Rumble is a refugee camp streaming site, and the quality of its tools and services reflect this. If this graph is correct, then he's effectively grifting alongside other salespeople of adult diapers with political messaging (Come and Take It!) and the odd cryptcoin.
Maybe he saw viva and russel brand and thought he's winning real hard.
 
My American friends and some relatives were doing their barbecue stuff on the 4th of July, posting fat Amerimutt food all over social media. Some were out shootings discs and fireworks.

What was Nicky doing? Coping and seething on Twitter like the average Reddit troon for half a day? My man, did Kayla take a detour to her favourite Caribbean massage salon?

What a baby. Maybe wear a diaper. You've worn a balldo already so what's the real difference?
 
Maybe he saw viva and russel brand and thought he's winning real hard.
Well if you look at it as "viewers per hour" RB is blowing him out of the water.

Also, correct me if I'm retarded, but doesn't this mean that Rumble exposed themselves as far as manipulated viewer numbers? If Nick was live for 17 hours but only has 115,000 hours of viewership that would mean less than 7,000 people on average actually watch his full stream. Yet the "muh numbers" he keeps crowing about would have you believe he gets on average 100k views.

Based on Rumbles own released numbers, the only way that would make sense is if people tuned in for an average length of time of ~12 minutes before quitting.
 
- Nick said he grew up without money and lived in a bad area, but his parents dropped almost 2k on Electronica for VHS when it came out.

Nick grew up in Lakeville MN. It was an ultra-safe suburban community with lots of new construction at the time. It was in no sense a "bad area". Nick's problem wasn't how he was raised.
I suppose from Nick's point of view, living a normal suburban middle-class lifestyle and having parents who work for a living is "growing up without money".
 
My American friends and some relatives were doing their barbecue stuff on the 4th of July, posting fat Amerimutt food all over social media. Some were out shootings discs and fireworks.

What was Nicky doing? Coping and seething on Twitter like the average Reddit troon for half a day? My man, did Kayla take a detour to her favourite Caribbean massage salon?

What a baby. Maybe wear a diaper. You've worn a balldo already so what's the real difference?
Supposedly he was seethe posting on twitter and coping with a bottle of whisky or two.

Also, I take offense at the remark of fat American food. I do Asian Barbecue because my Grandfather got a cooking knife and an opium pipe when he beat your peoples ass in Korea.
 
Also, correct me if I'm retarded, but doesn't this mean that Rumble exposed themselves as far as manipulated viewer numbers? If Nick was live for 17 hours but only has 115,000 hours of viewership that would mean less than 7,000 people on average actually watch his full stream. Yet the "muh numbers" he keeps crowing about would have you believe he gets on average 100k views.

Based on Rumbles own released numbers, the only way that would make sense is if people tuned in for an average length of time of ~12 minutes before quitting.
Yeah, these are his streams for that period. 17hours streamed, 115k hours watched but 500k viewers? If we ratio down the hours streamed to 3 hours (1 stream), it'd be 3 hours streamed, 20k-ish hours watched, 110k viewers?

But if the views listed here are to be believed as full views, Nick would have garnered 1.5 million hours watched in a week instead of 115k lmao. 100k+ people tuning in for 12-15 mins and then bailing out sounds like an absurd scenario too. I can't imagine any scenario that would explain this that doesn't sound absurd. Hell you don't even need to math this out to not immediately go "wait a minute" when you repeat the numbers in your head. But somehow Nick doesn't notice?


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Nick grew up in Lakeville MN. It was an ultra-safe suburban community with lots of new construction at the time. It was in no sense a "bad area". Nick's problem wasn't how he was raised.
I suppose from Nick's point of view, living a normal suburban middle-class lifestyle and having parents who work for a living is "growing up without money".
I see this a lot with upper middle class adults. Nick presumes that since he didn't grow up with the experiences his own rich kids are living then his parents had no money. Since his own mom and dad weren't balldo-enjoying swingers traveling the world from one degenerate public gang-bang to the next then that means they were just poors from the wrong side of the tracks. New money does weird things to the brain.
 
He's not even new money he's the third generation of wealth. Unless his parents planned ahead for the five kids they aren't going to see a red cent of it though it will all go to cuck vacations, recreational drugs, and enough alcohol to drown a whale.
I get the impression that his family didn't see that real wealth until he was a bit older and his own parents were adults. Maybe I'm wrong. He clearly had restrictions on his trust fund that limited how much he could lay hands on at any one time. His new money with no restrictions arrived at the Rittenhouse trial and he acted like that was the new normal.
 
He's not even new money he's the third generation of wealth. Unless his parents planned ahead for the five kids they aren't going to see a red cent of it though it will all go to cuck vacations, recreational drugs, and enough alcohol to drown a whale.

My impression is that the parents don't trust Nick with real money. Firstly because I'm certain that if Nick had free access to the "tap", he would have run wild a long time ago. The way they structured giving him the house, the way they sent him to law school and because he is so very full of resentment of them makes me think they probably understand the problems. I'm sure his grumbling about how bad things were raising the kids in the early days is grumbling that his parents were only giving money for "needs" and not the "extras" Nick knows he deserves.

I would think that the money would be put in trusts to ensure that it was rationally spent and spent to the benefit of the children. Nick's basic needs would probably be taken care of for the rest of his life, but (theorizing) I really can't see any parent giving Nick total control. Because in part if they were parents that were foolish enough to pass massive wealth directly to Nick, Nick would have already been getting (and wasting) lifestyle money from them.
 
I get the impression that his family didn't see that real wealth until he was a bit older and his own parents were adults. Maybe I'm wrong. He clearly had restrictions on his trust fund that limited how much he could lay hands on at any one time. His new money with no restrictions arrived at the Rittenhouse trial and he acted like that was the new normal.
Either way both you and @Strix454 are both right he hasn't had access to the type of money he wanted to have access to and felt like he deserved for some reason so everything was a struggle. He swears up and down that he doesn't have a trust fund which probably means he has some sort of structured thing similar to a trust fund but since that's not what it is technically called he can weasel out of it. His parents didn't trust him for good reason he got a couple mil and lost his fucking mind they knew that was coming. The way that I pictured his parents financial situation was that his parents probably didn't have access to the grandparents money until after they passed so they probably did live like average people during his early childhood.
 
Nick grew up in Lakeville MN. It was an ultra-safe suburban community with lots of new construction at the time. It was in no sense a "bad area". Nick's problem wasn't how he was raised.
I suppose from Nick's point of view, living a normal suburban middle-class lifestyle and having parents who work for a living is "growing up without money".
He could be referring to TX, but they were not there that long...
Yeah, these are his streams for that period. 17hours streamed, 115k hours watched but 500k viewers? If we ratio down the hours streamed to 3 hours (1 stream), it'd be 3 hours streamed, 20k-ish hours watched, 110k viewers?

But if the views listed here are to be believed as full views, Nick would have garnered 1.5 million hours watched in a week instead of 115k lmao. 100k+ people tuning in for 12-15 mins and then bailing out sounds like an absurd scenario too. I can't imagine any scenario that would explain this that doesn't sound absurd. Hell you don't even need to math this out to not immediately go "wait a minute" when you repeat the numbers in your head. But somehow Nick doesn't notice?


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Nick is not numbers-minded.

Remember, his father worked for Cray, he has a bunch of engineers in the family, bit he ended up with a writing degree...
My impression is that the parents don't trust Nick with real money. Firstly because I'm certain that if Nick had free access to the "tap", he would have run wild a long time ago. The way they structured giving him the house, the way they sent him to law school and because he is so very full of resentment of them makes me think they probably understand the problems. I'm sure his grumbling about how bad things were raising the kids in the early days is grumbling that his parents were only giving money for "needs" and not the "extras" Nick knows he deserves.

I would think that the money would be put in trusts to ensure that it was rationally spent and spent to the benefit of the children. Nick's basic needs would probably be taken care of for the rest of his life, but (theorizing) I really can't see any parent giving Nick total control. Because in part if they were parents that were foolish enough to pass massive wealth directly to Nick, Nick would have already been getting (and wasting) lifestyle money from them.
This triggered a memory from back anm few hundred pages (before Panoptes) when there was a discussion about what Nick's actual legal competencies were.

Someone commented that on a panel show Kurt or Gosney complimented Nick on how well he knew the structure of trusts.

Back then, the idea drawn out was that he did some estate planning and contracts. Now I am wondering if he was studying how his is structured and looking for loopholes...
 
Either way both you and @Strix454 are both right he hasn't had access to the type of money he wanted to have access to and felt like he deserved for some reason so everything was a struggle. He swears up and down that he doesn't have a trust fund which probably means he has some sort of structured thing similar to a trust fund but since that's not what it is technically called he can weasel out of it. His parents didn't trust him for good reason he got a couple mil and lost his fucking mind they knew that was coming. The way that I pictured his parents financial situation was that his parents probably didn't have access to the grandparents money until after they passed so they probably did live like average people during his early childhood.
Has Drexel's family lore ever been established? Like how they became besties at a young age in the same school if Nick's parents were supposedly wealthy and erudite? Drex doesn't strike me as coming from big money and what super-wealthy parent puts their kid in public school where he'll be the star male cheerleader to shame the family name?
 
Has Drexel's family lore ever been established? Like how they became besties at a young age in the same school if Nick's parents were supposedly wealthy and erudite? Drex doesn't strike me as coming from big money and what super-wealthy parent puts their kid in public school where he'll be the star male cheerleader to shame the family?

Drex's background is not totally understood. His parents (or more likely parent most of the time) lived in Lakeville MN. About a half a mile from Nick's parents house.

Lakeville back then was going to be really white. Drex being raised there goes along with his weird attitudes toward black women (he calls them German Shepherds) and other black people in general. To have been hanging out so much with Nick, Drex had to have been a massive nerd growing up.

I've never been able to definitively establish it, but information points to Drex still living in his parents house in Lakeville. Both parents are long gone from the state.

His parents currently seem to live together in a 1300 sq ft townhome in Las Vegas. Estimate on the property is $400k.

The mother (Edith N. Johnson) lists her employer as "City of Minneapolis / Community/Economic Development" in a political contribution to Obama in 2012. (In the FEC archives under donations to the Obama for America Committee).

And....I think I just found a full bio of Drex's mother. (someone should probably archive it).

Everything in the bio fits including her living in Las Vegas, working for the city of Minneapolis at one time and so on. She was a professional welfare grifter and part of the whole professional class of government funded parasites in Minnesota. And it makes perfect sense that a woman so concerned with urban affairs and the lives of people in "minority communities" would raise her own son in a very white suburb.
 
And....I think I just found a full bio of Drex's mother. (someone should probably archive it)
Here you go fam (someone archived it like an hour ago interesting)

VOLUNTEER SPOTLIGHT- EDITH JOHNSON​

Q. What is your favorite experience as an Alumni Association leader/volunteer?

A. Volunteering is one way that I give back to the University of Minnesota, organizations and local people facing various situations in life. It is my heartfelt belief that we should always help each other.

Because food, water, warmth and rest are considered basic needs in life, I like volunteering in free meal programs where those needs are covered. Such programs serve the homeless, those who are down on their luck or have fallen on hard times in life. To warmly greet and present each client with a hot, healthy meal puts a good feeling in my heart. I say a silent prayer on arrival and departure.

Regarding my favorite experience as a leader, I really like the Geographical Council meetings, hearing from and getting useful and resourceful information from other leaders, having access to other leaders for follow up after our meetings and communicating with the helpful staff in the Minneapolis office. I also like to gather with fellow alumni to game watch, attend events, do happy hours, eat or whatever. In Las Vegas, I am always elated to meet University of Minnesota alumni. I know that we have some things in common.
Further and very important, I like letting people know about the University of Minnesota. I tell them to visit Minnesota and the University’s beautiful campus. I tell them how fortunate and proud I am to be a member of the alumni association.
The Las Vegas Chapter was started in 2014. It is the most recent Big 10 universities’ chapters in Las Vegas. After starting the Las Vegas Chapter I joined the Las Vegas Big 10 Universities Board of Directors. There I have met, learned from and appreciate alumni from the Big 10 universities. We have held picnics, golf tournaments, happy hours, game watches, etc. These events bring together Minnesota and other Big 10 alumni, families and friends.

Q. Why do you volunteer?
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A. I believe it is my duty to volunteer. I also believe that volunteering can bring knowledge, experience, training, education, exploration, feeling and appreciation for people, places and things in life. We live on this beautiful earth and need to enjoy it in every way we can. And, in the process, do what we can to uplift our fellow man.

I hope that in volunteering, I can inspire others to do the same. It takes a little of your time, effort and goodwill. The feeling and friendships encountered are priceless!

Q. Why would you encourage others to volunteer?

A. I would encourage others to volunteer so the future of volunteering and stability of the university’s alumni efforts can be as secure as possible. Each generation of students should increase and improve on today’s alumni efforts. We are in this together; we can do it. We need to communicate to current students the importance of volunteering and giving back to the university, as well as local communities and the country. We have no choice. The need is great.

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Q. Share some alumni words of wisdom.


A. A few of my words of wisdom include the following:
-Never, ever give up.
-Don’t spend time trying to invent something new when there’s already something that works—just improve what’s there.
-From my grandfather: “It’s always better to have and not need than to need and not have.”
-From my parents: “There is no such word as “CAN’T; just do what needs to be done.”
-If you can’t find a job in your field of study, look elsewhere. Never limit your possibilities and opportunities in life.


More about Edith

I am a 1970’s era graduate of the University of Minnesota with a degree in Speech- Communication and concentrations in Journalism and Minority Studies. As a student, I worked part time as a Teaching Assistant to Dr. Anita Tucker and worked at the University of Minnesota Hospitals. I also worked full time at night during part of my years as a student. Further, I completed a Fashion Modeling certificate and worked modeling jobs, when I found time. I stayed very busy!

Las Vegas UMN alumni
After graduation, I worked at a local television station. Later, I enrolled in Graduate School at Mankato State University. While there, I switched my major from Speech and Theater Arts to Urban and Regional Studies and was provided an internship in housing and redevelopment at the State’s Metropolitan Council. That internship landed me a full time position as Housing Manager for the City of Hopkins, MN, and I departed Graduate School. Afterward, I accepted a Housing Manager position at the City of Minneapolis, where I held various positions in private and public housing management, housing and real estate development, community planning and economic development, etc.

During my work history, I became active in volunteer or extracurricular work. I’ve been president of organizations, human rights commissioner, chairperson of loan committee, member of boards, speaker in schools, mentor for summer youth workers, volunteer at charitable organizations, volunteer in an alumni chapter, Sister City member and tourist, etc. Giving back to people, communities and the university is very important.

Alumni Gathering 12.8, Las Vegas Alumni Gathering 12/8/17, Las Vegas In Minneapolis, I like visiting the beautiful alumni office and having discussions with its great staff. In Las Vegas, I like working and connecting with Minnesota alumni, their families and friends. Alumni who reside and work in Las Vegas are great local resources, and we enjoy gathering for game watches and other events. It is always a joy to be in their presence.

I did early retirement and divide my living arrangements between Nevada and Minnesota. It’s great so far!

I thank my parents and grandparents who relentlessly pushed and supported me and my siblings in higher education after graduating high school. I thank those in my hometown of Natchez, MS, for being caring, supportive and hardworking citizens who helped children in their quest for a better life than their predecessors. The citizens included those in our segregated schools, neighborhoods and churches. I am thankful and blessed to have had them in my life. They will always be part of my life’s unique story.
 
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